This Group of Players Are All Slimes

While King Roland was slowly reciting his name, the human lord in a castle was looking at the demon in front of him in fear.

The opponent is a bloated demon that looks like a large slug.

His body was secreting mucus all the time, which made the whole room full of traces of his crawling.

"My lord, do you like this room? According to your order, there is not a single salt." The lord asked respectfully.

"Very well, I am very satisfied with your arrangement. Thank me, if it weren't for me, then this place would have been reduced to ruins long ago."

"Thank you for your generosity."

"I would like to thank Lord Charles for calling me here."

"Yes, thank you Lord Charles."

At this time, the human lord felt a gust of wind blowing in front of him, and a tall half-elf suddenly appeared in the room, holding a slime in his arms.

Seeing the layout of the room, Neil immediately said to Slime, "I'm sure, there's only one slug here."

"Okay, I'll send the message right away." The slime who was in charge of the communication nodded immediately.

Hearing this name, the demon was about to get angry when the human lord shouted first: "Who are you, are you polite! This is the great Lord Snell, not a slug."

"Then let me correct it, besides the slug, there is also a dog leg."

"Who do you call a dog's leg!"

Neil completely ignored the human lord, but waited for the others to respond.

A few seconds later, the slime in her arms said: "I received the news, suppress it directly. The coordinates have been released, and they will come right away."

Facing Neil's ignorance, the demon Snell sneered, and said in a vague tone: "Ignorant human beings, you still don't know..."

Neil glanced at the other party, and then threw the slime in his arms directly.

Before hitting Snell, the slime instantly transformed into a larger giant, and then swallowed Snell in one gulp.

"Is it delicious?" Neil asked, tilting his head.

"It's a bit disgusting to eat raw, but it should be okay when roasted."

"Then I'll share it with you next time."

The human lord on the side watched this scene dumbfounded, then immediately knelt down and shouted: "My lord, your loyal dog leg is willing to serve you."

Suddenly, the player who was digesting Snell paused for a moment, and then said: "They said that it will be later, and they encountered a group of demons on the road. They seem to be summoned by the enemy, and they seem to be called Biff Demons."

"Hahaha, I lied to you!" The human lord stood up immediately, "Wait to die, those are stronger demons than Lord Snell, they..."

"Ah, it's solved? Master Lu thought it was too slow, so he took action himself. Neil, they asked me to ask you, do you want to taste that demon later?"

"I want to eat the thigh." Neil said with drooling.

The human lord knelt down again: "I'm joking with you, do you think it's funny?"

"It's pretty normal. If you have nothing to do, can you wait for someone at the door?"

"I'll go right away."

The fat lord trotted all the way, and then rushed to the gate of the city.

There, several soldiers were drawing a profane pattern with red paint. Seeing the lord running over, he saluted immediately, and then pointed to the pattern and asked, "My lord, the painting will be finished soon. Do you have any orders?"

"Stop it all! The human reinforcements have arrived, so there is no need to draw any more."

"What did you say you don't need to draw any more?"

A gloomy voice rang in their ears, and a cloud of mist appeared behind them.

A shadow stood behind them, and a hand wrapped in magic mist rested on the Lord's back: "What are you doing, you pig? Do you want to betray us?"

"No, not at all! I just want to tell you that human reinforcements are coming, and they will be approaching here soon!"

"Really? Then I'll come as I go, and continue to draw."

The shadow let go of his hand, and then floated towards the black dot that appeared in the distance.

The lord covered in cold sweat touched his red neck, and then shouted to the soldiers behind him: "Keep drawing, don't stop!"

A few minutes later, the shadow floated back again.

The lord immediately pointed to the pattern that had just been painted on the wall and said, "My lord, the painting can be finished soon!"

To his surprise, the shadow immediately shouted: "Who asked you to draw it! Erase it for me! Do you have any magic stones? The more the better, and the pornographic books are also prepared, the more the better!"

Afterwards, he turned his head and said respectfully to a handsome young man beside him, "Master Lu, please come in."

"You don't need to be so polite, inspector." Lu Fan nodded, "I didn't expect to see you here, the world is really small."

The examiner felt a little guilty.

He had no idea if the other party was trying to kill him now, after all, he had heard about Lu Fan's great achievements before he was summoned to the human world.

The lord of natural disasters, the powerful general under the command of the Demon King, the demon who enslaved the Grand Duke...

All kinds of titles made him very energetic, and said respectfully: "This is a miracle brought about by my admiration for you."

"Your sycophant is a bit explicit, but I quite like it."

The lord stared dumbfounded at Shadow's flattering expression, feeling that something was wrong with the whole world.

Later, when he saw Princess Elizabeth rushing in with a group of slimes, he was completely at a loss.

who I am?

Which side should I be on?

After Lu Fan and his party walked into the castle and settled down the weak Ferdinand III, they found the shadow and the human lord and asked them to explain the current situation.

Through Shadow's explanation, the person in charge took off his clothes and nodded, expressing that he understood the current situation.

"Simply put, all of this was caused by a bishop named Charles. The other party used a lot of contracts and summoned a lot of demons to assist him. The closer the demons are to the center, the stronger they are. What does he want to do?"

"I don't know, but I have a guess. Someone saw the mysterious lady, so he should be trying to confer a god." The shadow examiner replied immediately, with a very respectful attitude.

"Mysterious lady, who is that?"

"It is said that she is a demon who controls all mysterious things, and she is almost omnipotent. According to rumors, she is one of the few demons who has mastered the method of conferring gods"

"That's it, then I probably understand. Artoria, I'll leave the rest to you."

Arturia nodded, and immediately asked, "Is there a dungeon nearby?"

"Yes, do you need anything? I'll do it right away."

"Let's do it ourselves, Xiaodangjia, go and see if it's suitable for farming?"

"receive."

The three farmer players acted immediately, bouncing away from here, and went to the actual investigation of the dungeon.

Fifteen minutes later, the three farmer players wrote back: "It's terrible. At most, I can only grow some not-so-powerful plants, but the good news is that there is a lot of fertilizer. I'll fuck it, this fertilizer is still alive!"

After reading the farmer's reply, Artoria unfolded the map, looked at it for a while, and after confirming the coordinates, he said, "It's still a bit far away from the destination of 350 kilometers, but it's a little closer. Young master, keep people there Farm and cultivate as many plants as possible. Elizabeth, prepare the mobilization order, let the lords who have calmed down all the disasters dispatch all the knights, and prepare to assemble. The players who stay behind prepare to transport demons, and they must come here quickly."

Seeing the slime moving quickly, the lord beside him couldn't help asking: "Excuse me, what are you going to do? Save the country in the north?"

"No, it's just a large-scale copy of the national war." Artoria replied easily.

The lord felt even more bewildered.

Are all the slimes so scary now?