This Group of Players Are All Slimes

"Disgusting, disgusting!"

"After touching us, you still want us to pay? Is this reasonable, is this really reasonable!"

"My chrysanthemum is no longer pure, and I can no longer look directly at Xiaohong in the next class!"

"Grass mud horse, refund the money! Refund the money!"

Wolong and Fengchu yelled outside the temple of the God of Health for half an hour, but none of the priests came to talk to them.

After being "directly communicated", the two slimes fled the temple immediately, hugged each other and cried bitterly for a long time, then they ran back to the temple roaring in anger.

However, there are still many people who have been cheated out of gold coins like them, and the nearby residents are not used to it.

Some residents even took up the idea of ​​these two slimes, planning to find a chance to cheat a little more from these two fat sheep.

After beating a few blind guys who wanted to cheat, the two slimes came to the bar, ordered two barrels of spirits under the surprised gaze of the waiter, and started crying while drinking.

"They, they actually put their fingers in there! I always thought that chrysanthemums were relatives of Pixiu, and they could only come in and out." Wolong said with tears.

"They wear very little, and they also hinted that if I give them money, they will wear less. Why! Why are they priests of the god of health so careless about their health? It makes me so uncomfortable to see."

"This place is disgusting, it's better to destroy it. I'm going to summon an army of four million to pacify this place."

"Brother Wolong has an army of four million. It's really enviable. Brother, I am willing to contribute to this ruined body. Let's destroy this place together."

When the two slimes started talking drunk, a group of people were watching them not far away.

The headed rough man looked at the two slimes, and then said to the magician beside him, "Old friend, what do you think..."

"If it looks familiar but you can't remember where you saw it, just say it, don't play tricks with me here. I'm lazy to deal with your habit of pretending to be x at any time but don't have the capital to pretend to be x."

"Old friend, I think your words are a bit unreasonable. Okay, I know it was my fault at that time, but there was nothing I could do at that time."

"No way? At that time in the City of Thousand Lakes, I suggested that you kneel down and beg for mercy.

You didn't listen when you were told to run in time, but you foolishly went up to try that adult's strength, but in the end, who was the idiot who was blown away by Yu Wei? Who was the bastard who was arrested afterwards and shot at me in order to escape but took the wrong real gun! "The magician who was covered with bandages roared angrily.

"Calm down, old friend, didn't we escape in the end?"

"Yeah, someone shot me twice again, and the first shot went wrong again."

Boss Duran sat on the spot like a primary school student, not daring to gnaw, but quietly looked at the two slimes and asked, "Don't you think they look familiar?"

"The slimes are all the same, but the colors are different. You feel familiar because they are talking, which shows that they are probably from the same faction as the batch of slimes we saw in Hammer Town."

"That is to say, is that adult also here? Are they here to hunt us down?"

"Don't think too much about yourself, my dear old friend. To that lord, we are nothing more than ants, and it would be a waste of time to kill them." The magician drank his wine dissatisfied.

Although Boss Duran was very upset, he had to say that what the other party said made sense.

After hesitating for a moment, he lowered his voice and asked, "I think..."

"I don't want what you think, I just want what I think. I think it's better for you to give up that commission as soon as possible and start some more serious work, such as being a captain or something."

"Why the captain?"

"Because I can't help but want to kill you, I can jump into the water to calm down!"

"...Well, this time I listened to my old friend, so I'll give up. To tell you the truth, after knowing that the lord is probably really the devil king, I feel that all entrustments don't matter."

"Oh, you are finally smart once."

Although Boss Duran decided to give up, some people were not prepared to let him go.

When he clinked glasses with his old friend, two half-drunk slimes jumped over, climbed directly onto their table, and said drunkenly: "Isn't this Boss Duran and his old friend? What are you doing here, are you planning to rob the women of the people?"

Boss Duran grabbed a slime and asked in a low voice, "How do you know who I am? How do you know our purpose?"

"Joke, we saw it when you cheated the secondary siege lion. Our cloud player alliance has watched every video three times and then analyzed it three times. We can see your little thoughts. There is something in the corner of your eyes. The girl with the mole of tears, right, the entrustment of the kingdom of the north, right, your IQ still wants to engage in conspiracy and tricks? If it weren't for your doom matchlock gun, you would have died a long time ago."

Boss Duran's face became paler.

He felt that all his secrets had been exposed, as if he had taken off his clothes and was forced to run wildly in the chaos. Just imagining it made him feel that it would be better for him to die as soon as possible.

His old friend, the magician, was much calmer.

The magician looked around, clapped his hands and released an inherent magic, so that the sound here would not be heard by others.

With his hands crossed on the oak table, he rested his chin on them, and asked, "What is your purpose?"

"There's no purpose, it's just that I was upset before, so I came to find some unlucky guy to seek some comfort, so that my chrysanthemum can feel better... My chrysanthemum!"

"me too!"

Seeing the two inexplicably crying slimes, Boss Duran winked at the magician.

The other party nodded knowingly, got up and left with Boss Duran. Before leaving, he didn't forget to order a few bottles of good wine and credit the account to Slime.

Back at the hotel where they were temporarily staying, they ordered the rest of the adventure group to pack up and prepare to leave immediately.

"Boss, why are you in such a hurry?" A bearded man in pink pajamas rubbed his eyes and asked, "It's rare that I can take a good rest today."

"We met the subordinates of that lord."

The big man's eyes widened in an instant: "He came to hunt us down?"

"Don't think too much about yourself, my dear companion. To that lord, we are just ants, and it would be a waste of time to kill them."

"Boss is so educated! I'll clean up right away!"

Boss Duran watched with relief as the other party began to pack up and salute, feeling that his personality had also been sublimated.

As for the look of contempt from the old friend next to him, just ignore it.

When everyone packed up their things and was about to leave, the spy who had gone out to explore the way came back with a livid face.

On his shoulders, two slimes, one on the left and one on the right, were still sobbing.

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