This Hero Is Scumbag

Chapter 1 remake

When the long sword engraved with the holy rune pierced the abyss-infested heart, it was all over.

The sun pierced the sky, the black mist that had been gathering over the Myriad Realms for a long time completely dissipated, and the countless evil spirits entangled with the spirit of death collapsed. Ashes dissipate between Heaven and Earth. At this moment, the world was quiet.

The soldiers put down their swords, the priests bow their heads in prayer, and the children of the forest lay barnacles on their chests, praising all living creatures. Because they know that the cloud that once shrouded the sky above countless worlds, known as the natural disaster Demon King, the god of death, the queen of ghosts – Torreya, was completely killed by hero. The disaster is over.

Soon, cheers spread all over the world, and people began to revel in celebration of this great and glorious day. Wine glasses held high, weapons broken, chorus chanted, and people stepped out of the shadows to embrace the sun.

Normally speaking, the hero at this time should take off his helmet, and his handsome cheeks are covered with a faint golden brilliance in the setting sun. He watched where the Demon King dissipated, smiling faintly. And his companions walked slowly behind him, watching together the glorious and prosperous world created by them together.

However, Zhou Li didn’t do that.

Feeling the warm breath around him, Zhou Li took off the Heaven Realm helmet forged from mithril and divine grace metal, closed his eyes, and took a deep breath. Afterwards, he knelt down weakly under the frantic gaze of a group of warriors and transcenders around him.

Then, the collapse shouted loudly.

“Finally, fuck it, it’s over.”

“Your horse’s brain-dead Demon King, your horse’s hero, I’m free!”

Then, under the stunned and affectionate gazes of everyone, Hero burst into tears, and shed tears with a very inconsistent style of painting.

“Huh?”

Goddess Elma of the half-human Demi-God bloodline froze aside, then she cautiously walked up to Zhou Li, leaned down and patted his shoulder, Said softly:

“Yes, everything is over. Zhou Li, if you succeed, you are the hero who saves the world.”

“Success…” Kneeling on the ground and watching Zhou Li, who was looking at the earth, chewed these two words repeatedly, he raised his head and said with suppressed emotions: “How many years have I been in this world?”

“Twenty-five years.” As the hero The summoner, Elma naturally can’t forget such an important number: “When you were twenty-five years old, I summoned you, and then spent twenty-five years together in this world, of course I remember.”

Zhou Zhou Li stood up staggeringly, covered his face with his right hand, raised his head, and said in a trance: “Fifty years… It’s been fifty years.”

Elma smiled and stood up , exclaimed: “Yes, it’s been a full and glorious fifty years.”

These words hit Zhou Li’s ears like a lightning strike, and he turned his head mechanically, stunned. Tongue looked at Goddess in front of him, and asked word by word: “You, he, mother, how, can, can, say, say, this, sentence, word?”

“Uh… ”

Goddess was stunned for a moment, and before she could say anything, Zhou Li shook his hands, the resentment all over his body almost condensed.

“Twenty-five years, I’ve been this hero for twenty-five years. Do you know that if you change to the hero next door, in twenty-five years, only Princess will have twelve! Ten Two!”

“Where is me? Where is me!”

Zhou Li extend the hand, a number of 50 lying quietly on his wrist full of inscriptions, he pointed out Looking at the number on his right hand wrist, the expression on his face is almost twisted:

“I’ve been a virgin for fifty years! Fifty years!”

“This…” Goddess was at a loss for words. The main reason for Zhou Li’s singleness was that Hero’s work was too busy. For the past 20 years, he has either been following the Demon King or working hard to level up, and he really has no time to fall in love. Thinking of this, Elma said with some resentment:

“Then you can pursue me, no matter what I say, I’m a Goddess.”

“Yes, yes, I almost forgot about you. .”

Ignoring the surprise of the surrounding crowd, Zhou Li pointed at Elma and smiled instead: “Did you know that in our original world, *idiots are breaking the law, you know!”

“You’re also a talent. Others are half-human Demi-God hybrids. They’re half-left and half-body. You’re better. Talent is all the lower body, except to run away is to run away, the dog will shake his head!”

Elma suddenly stopped embarrassed, she twitched the corner of her mouth, and her voice lowered: “There’s no way, I’m born like this and I don’t want to. Yes.”

“Okay, I think you are born with a back.” Zhou Li folded his arms and his voice was numb: “At first, we need to collect magic cards to open the channel to obtain the grace of God, so we will pass through when we are poor and white. Yes, you still remember.”

“Yeah.” Speaking of which, Elma’s face showed a look of nostalgia, “We only have twenty Copper Coins on us, if we are not newbies The village elder has a good heart, and we are about to end up on the streets. Later, the good village sword that killed cattle was also bought at that time.”

“Yes, that is the sword.” Said At this point, Zhou Li’s smile became more and more kind: “How much silver is that sword?”

“Ten silver.”

Without thinking, Elma answered.

“Think again.”

The long sword engraved with the holy rune reflected the scorching sun, and a cold light reflected on Elma’s face. She suddenly looked a little dignified, then extended the hand and compared a nine.

“You’re fine, think again.”

Six.

“Then the fucking ten silver I earned by helping Aunt Li mop the floor, wash the dishes and bring the child to the child! You can get four out of ten? Greedy has to kneel for you when she sees it!”

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“Didn’t I need the spar to restore my power… Goddess turned her head and pouted to defend herself softly. But she quickly stopped, because the inscription on Zhou Li’s hand had begun to bloom.

“Right, I haven’t said that yet. ”

Kicking the deceased Queen of Scourge Torreya, Zhou Li’s face is abstracted like a Picasso painting, as if the appearance of the name is torture for him.

“What the hell did you dug up this precious thing from that hospital? “

“You tell me, in the end, where did she learn tunnel warfare?” Where did you learn guerrilla warfare? ! “

Zhou Li slumped on the icy ground, a mournful aura lingering beside him, “at first, we’re fine.” It’s all unspoken. She should let the mobs send experience to send experience, and fight a dozen battles. But who can tell me, why, how can she do it? “

“Who taught her sly rabbit 9 by 9, 81 Cave?” Did you know that I spent five full years digging soil in the wild to find pits, eating wild vegetables and diving into the swamp, just to find her hiding place! In the end you told me that she set her last hiding place on the beam of the king’s great hall! ! ! “

“If I hadn’t been rushed to beat the king later, I would never have found her in my life!” ”

Goddess was silent. For her, that period of history was at most a special period in her long divine life, and at most, she was treated as a rice bug for a little longer. As a youngster, he spent twenty-five years, almost 1/4/2022, doing a great thing full of flaws. For a time, she didn’t know how to comfort him better.

“I’m finally free today! “

Zhou Li directly performed a “suppressed to the extreme moment of smile”, then he took off his platinum armor of divine grace, and threw it on the ground fiercely. He pointed to the sky, loudly Shouted:

“Put Lao Tzu back in Earth, who should be this hero, Lao Tzu quit! ”

However, just when all eyes and discussions were focused on Zhou Li, what no one thought was that the unfathomable mystery of the corpse that had lost its life and soul suddenly moved. Then, A burst of chaotic light bloomed from Torreya’s body, turning into a cloud of mist and rushing towards Zhou Li, who was unsuspecting and scolding the sky.

Toreia died on the Thirteenth Spiritual The complete death under God’s gaze is the disappearance of the dimension. The truth has completely wiped her out, so Zhou Li, who has lost the armor of divine grace and completely relaxed, did not find the gray fog behind him. The gray fog was like The ghost-like stabs at Zhou Li, and vaguely, Torreya’s voice still remains in it.

bang! !!

An unprecedented roar, as terrifying as heavenly punishment The water of the abyss poured like a waterfall, engulfing the person at the center of the explosion.

Elma.

The cyan silhouette engulfed by the water of the abyss was reflected in Zhou Li’s constricted pupils. At the moment of hearing the roar, countless inscriptions and incantations were blessed by him on everyone, but it was too late for Elma who blocked the gray fog.

She this time, Running really fast.

“You’re crazy! “

Zhou Li’s silhouette disappeared immediately, and then immediately appeared beside Elma. He waved his hand at will, a halo appeared in the palm of his hand, and then covered Elma’s body like a thunder .at first, the breath of the abyss dissipated a little, but still remained.

“hu~”

Zhou Li sighed in relief , although the breath of the abyss was still raging in Elma’s body , but he saved her half-life. As long as the gods take action, the abyss in Elma can be easily eradicated.

He raised his head and was about to say something when suddenly Zhou Li thought of something, A layer of frost that could not dissipate suddenly condensed in his eyes. When he looked towards Heaven Realm again, a pair of indifferent and regretful eyes came into his eyes. Suddenly, Zhou Li understood everything.

“I am the child of the sin god…”

He thought of a word Elma made inadvertently when the sleepless two were chatting under the moonlight on the eve of the final battle with Torreya.

“No wonder you bound me with the seven virtues, so that’s how it is …”

After thinking about the key, Zhou Li’s mouth curled into a smile, which made him embrace Elma was stunned for a moment, she opened her mouth, and said weakly:

“I’m going to die, you shouldn’t be so happy. “

Zhou Li was speechless for a moment, he corner of the mouth twitched, then under Elma’s terrified look, he slapped her on the forehead, and the next second, a line of cyan text appeared from her smooth It appeared on his forehead. At this moment, Zhou Li seemed to hear the surprised voices of the gods behind him. However, at this time, he had no way out.

“This is the backhand left by your father. Zhou Li sighed, then extended the hand and slowly touched the line of characters: “Our lives depend on whether your father can leave something useful.” ”

At the moment of touching the blue halo, Zhou Li could see the string of characters clearly.

“/remake”

“My grass! ”

(end of this chapter)