This Hero Is Scumbag

2022-01-13

Chapter 102 takes office, Magnum!

March 3, a date when a note will go down in Magnum’s history books.

Hero, who is always neutral in history, will join the noble system of the Magnum Kingdom and become a free and democratic Magnum citizen.

As soon as the news came out, the whole world was shocked. Countries have sent letters to inquire about the inside story and to find out whether hero intends to hang another nationality to enjoy the preferential treatment of other countries. Among them, the major professional trade unions have also expressed their positions one after another, and they have not completely opposed it, but they still have the intention of questioning more or less.

Of course, these inquiries all disappeared when the hero union issued an announcement. The announcement stated that hero is voluntary. Although Zhou Li and Magnum can’t be said to be in love, but at least they are inseparable from each other, you don’t have to worry, hero is still neutral, everyone should eat and have fun.

After the announcement of the hero union, this group of countries with their hearts in their throats finally calmed down.

At this time, someone will ask, it’s just a hero, what about it?

For example, on Earth, which is about to be invaded by aliens, there is a nuclear bomb that has turned into a sperm. This nuclear bomb not only has its own will, but it also has a special attack on aliens, and any aliens who go down will have to kneel down and shout father. Therefore, people cannot use dangerous reasons to dismantle this nuclear bomb. On the contrary, everyone should treat this nuclear bomb with human hope and future with courtesy and respond to every request.

It was just such a nuclear bomb, and suddenly one day it joined the noble class of a certain country and began to be linked with the interests of this country.

The United Nations went crazy first.

The United Nations of this world is called twelve quarters.

“Fucking crazy!”

Amid the towering towers, twelve phantom silhouettes float on a wide platform. One of the men with fiery-red hair and a face full of rage shouted angrily: “Look at what this hero has become? He dares to join Magnum today, and he dares to point at us tomorrow! Do you still want to do this? Will you tolerate it?”

“Ang, otherwise?”

Nodded, the elegant man with thin-rimmed glasses holding a pipe and a purse, said with a normal face: “He Even if he points at you and scolds the street now, do you dare to beat him?”

“Silver Jue! Are you too much!”

The red-haired man slap the table and stand up, Loudly shouted: “I don’t fucking dare to hit him, I don’t dare to hit you anymore?”

“hehe.” The man known as the Silver Jue sneered, disdainfully said: “You will kill you within three days. The 169,000 gold coin debt owed to me by the Chaos Church will be repaid, and I will tie myself up for you to fight.”

“Stop arguing.”

Seeing The twelve-minute meeting was about to become a scene of scolding and debt collection. A white clothed woman knocked on the staff in her hand, and the robe engraved with countless natural elements exuded warm rays of light, preventing the two from continuing to quarrel: “hero like this. We can’t go down, and we didn’t expect that the heroes chosen by the gods at this time are… um, I can’t say.”

“It’s a bit rebellious.”

He held a heavy book beside him. The blue-haired girl commented: “I don’t even care about us for twelve minutes, he is really rebellious.”

“What should I do?” Yin Jue spread his hands and said helplessly: “We were originally serving Hero at twelve quarters. Even if he kills Magnum III and becomes the king himself, we don’t care. They will join a duke now, what are you in a hurry?”

“Justice, Life, why don’t you two talk?”

The blue-haired girl looked towards the silent Church of Justice and Church of Life, and asked innocently, “You didn’t talk to him last time. Have you been in contact, how are you?”

“I have only one piece of advice for you.”

The old man from the Church of Life glanced at everyone and said slowly:

“Either, give up everything and kill him.”

“Or, obey him.”

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The next day, early in the morning.

“I’ll wear this!”

In Zhou Li’s room, two accompanying maids were standing on both sides with two different sets of men’s dresses, and Azi was standing by the window Before, he said to Zhou Li with an expression of hate iron for not becoming steel: “My hero, please let me beg you, can you be normal.”

“How can I It’s not normal? Why am I not normal? Look at this dress, this fabric, this rose flower, how formal it is.”

Zhou Li tugged at his clothes, looking aggrieved It made Azi feel angry. She took a deep breath, repeatedly stressed to herself that she couldn’t beat her, and said in a low voice:

“Then can you take off the rose wreath on your chest!”

” Why, I made up for the knowledge of etiquette.” Zhou Li proudly raised his chest, and the delicately woven wreath was perfect: “It is written in the book that roses are used to attend banquets hosted by ladies. Magnum III The old man has a beautiful girl’s heart, and as his Junior, of course I have to fulfill his wish, what’s wrong with me?”

“S~~ha~~~s~~~ha~~ ~”

A Zi took a few breaths, then she pointed to the strange weapon on Zhou Li’s right hand with a numb expression, and asked, “If there is no iron in the large meeting, there will be a commissioner to investigate. This…”

“First of all, I want to correct you.” Zhou Li looked towards A Zi with a serious face, and said solemnly: “This is called Xiujian, silver.”

“Second.” Zhou Li extended the hand and made a two gesture: “The way of assassin, the hidden arrow is my second life, the king wants to take my hidden arrow, it is my life.”

“Then please put him away, at least put him in your sleeves! You put this thing up like a mechanical watch and roll up your sleeves, for fear that others won’t know why you are carrying a weapon. Ah!”

“Azi, your ideological awareness is not high enough.”

Zhou Li said earnestly in the face of the furious little Azi: “Look, you This is an illusion of thinking.”

“What’s the use of an expensive mechanical watch?”

Faced with Zhou Li’s question, A Zi frowned slightly, the businessman instinctively made her subconsciously Replied: “Show your status and show your financial strength?”

“Look, isn’t it the same as a mechanical watch when I carry a sleeve arrow? When I carry a sleeve arrow, doesn’t it show that I can step on a horse? The status of the face of Glam III, to show my rich reserve wealth?”

Zhou Li flashed his sleeve arrow and continued: “Isn’t this a symbol of high-end people?”

“Okay, I surrender.”

Facing Zhou Li, whose mouth was harder than a diamond and splendid, A Zi surrendered on the spot. She waved her hand, motioned the two maids to step back, and said helplessly to Zhou Li: “This time you are determined to disgust Magnum III.”

“Of course.”

Zhou Li closed the window, picked up the cane beside, said with a smile: “Not only will I disgust Magnum III, I will also disgust the entire Magnum noble class.”

“I want them to know who I am.”

Zhou Li put on a hat, waved his cane, and said proudly to the prepared crowd:

“Go!”

“Go, Magnum!”

(end of chapter)