This Hero Is Scumbag

2022-02-15

Chapter 155 is the same as the world

On the second day, Azi and El siblings travel together and go to the City of Silver Council to talk with the nobles The purchase of supplies. Don Quixote heads to his homeland to train the newest batch of the Guardian Legion’s reservists. Xiao Ke went to the Muqi consulate in Magnum, hoping to do something. Kaya and Kalis had already reached Duskwood one step ahead of Zhou Li, and found a good place to settle down.

“All gone?”

Zhou Li took a piece of bread, sprinkled some black pepper on it, and took a random bite. Zhou Li got up very late today, generally speaking Zhou Li was the second to get up except for Don Quixote, who got up and exercised first.

“en.”

Elma on the side handed the hot honey milk to Zhou Li, her jewel-like eyes full of cat-like laziness, “When will we Go?”

“I tentatively say it will be in two days.”

Zhou Li drank the milk, then handed the cup to Elma, “Today you and I will go buy some gifts. , it won’t work if you don’t bring some gifts.”

“Wait a minute.”

Hearing the word “gift”, Elma suddenly became alert, “I’m sure, What is the purpose of your gift?”

“By exchanging gifts, let the nobles of Yingnan have friendship with me, so as to gain their friendship.”

Zhou Li answered quickly, a pair of Upright gentleman looks very magnanimous. But Elma was obviously not so easily swayed by him, but continued to ask: “What kind of heart?”

“Quanquan patriotism!”

“Ah?”

Elma was stunned for a moment, then Zhou Li stood up, patted her shoulders and went to the hanger to take off the clothes and put on her walking stick, only then did she realize it later. Confused, Elma muttered: “Magnum…isn’t Yingnan’s feud?”

“Wait a minute your gift won’t be Levi’s head!”

With an exclamation, Zhou Li, who was fighting against the Magnan-shaped button, shook his hands. He looked towards Elma with a horrified look on his face: “Xiao Ai, why are you so violent?”

“Ai, isn’t it?”

Elma dumbfounded by Zhou Li was really going to make a portrait of Magnum III yesterday and made repercussions, and then her cheeks quickly dyed a layer Xia Hong, “sorry…I’m a little too aggressive.”

“No, I mean, you underestimate me a little.”

Zhou Li said proudly with a basking smile. : “If I’m really going to surrender to Yingnan, I’ll take Magnum III’s head.”

“Forget it, you just made a lot of money.”

Elma stood up, snapped her fingers, and the water swept across the cutlery, cutlery, and fork, making it as clean as new. Zhou Li on the side seemed to notice something, but he didn’t say anything. He just waited for Elma as usual to go to the joint Chamber of Commerce in Silver City.

Baiyin United Chamber of Commerce, also known as Silver Glory, is the largest import and export Chamber of Commerce in the world. Here, you can buy the specialties of any country on the entire world, whether it is the glow technology of the Taric Kingdom, the secret silk satin of the Three Eastern Courts, or the mechanical devices of Yingnan, the silver glory has everything.

“Fart, there are simply no specialties of Yingnan and Magnum here.”

In the magnificent building of the 16th-layer, Zhou Li walked around for a long time, and was disappointed. complained to Elma beside him.

“Huh??”

Elma, who prefers North biscuits to silk satin, holds a cowhide pocket, and her cheeks bulging slightly like hamsters are enduring Jun is not only at the same time tender and loving. She tilted her head, raised her eyes, and asked with a puzzled face: “Didn’t we go to Yingnan’s import store just now? I think the movable three-stage variant three-color light-emitting mechanical arm they designed is very handsome. Ah, it’s quite Yingnan?”

As for the robotic arm Elma mentioned, Zhou Li rarely said this or that with a mocking face. On the contrary, he nodded and said convincingly, “He’s really handsome.”

“That’s right, and…”

Elma swallowed the biscuits in her mouth and ran a little water. He wiped the bean paste from the corner of his mouth without a trace, and said excitedly: “I just saw Magnum’s National Encyclopedia, it’s a big one, and there is a search array on the cover. If you want to find information, you can directly enter keywords, okay. It’s very useful.”

“It’s not that you haven’t used it and you don’t know much about it, so you shouldn’t have to play this pirated Baidu much better?”

For Magnum’s national encyclopedia , Zhou Li directly carried out a snort disdainfully, “There is not even an advertisement on it. If it were me, I would engrave another array in the array on the cover. If you want to use it, you have to watch the advertisement. If you don’t want to watch the advertisement, you will pay for it. Unlocking membership services, isn’t that more profitable than that broken encyclopedia?”

hearing this, Elma was silent. After a while, she tugged at the corner of Zhou Li’s clothes, pursed her lips, browsed slightly wrinkle, and Zhou Li was stunned for a while with a serious look. She looked at Zhou Li and said, “Half-knowledge is something of God, but an encyclopedia is a work created by human beings. I like this one more than the half-understood book.”

Zhou Li Looking at Elma’s face, the corners of his mouth drew an imperceptible arc. He rubbed Elma’s head, then extended the hand to tug Elma’s tender cheeks, said with a smile: “You’re right.”

“Huh?”

Zhou Li, Elma dumbfounded, softly faced the unfathomable mystery. Zhou Li didn’t say much, just handed the gift box he just bought to Hei Wu, who was on the side, and let him carry things for him.

“By the way, what did you just say about the lack of Yingnan and Magnum’s specialties?”

After finding that she couldn’t turn this corner, Elma Shiran He chose to give up thinking and instead asked the questions Zhou Li had not answered.

“ao, it’s special.”

Zhou Li passed a booth, picked up a porcelain bowl from the East Three Courts, and said with a little nostalgia: “Of course, it is made of aborigines. A bowl made from a skull.”

“Who would sell that kind of thing!!!”

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“Let me see…”

It took four or five hours to purchase, in fact, Zhou Li only purchased one hour, and for the remaining three hours he Mainly to accompany Elma to search for snacks, and incidentally plan to install Yingnan’s robotic arms on the goblins in the Goblin Farmhouse. It’s a pity that the seller said that this thing is expensive and rotten, so it is impossible to mass-produce it as a display, otherwise Zhou Li will really give them a glimpse of the violent consumption.

“Four pieces of porcelain, two pieces of jade bracelets, two pieces of Magnum specialty gift boxes, three pieces of Tarek crystals, ten pieces of Platinum Grade special shield generators, and two mechanical arms… …”

Looking at Zhou Li who turned the robotic arm into pink on the street, and the unfathomable mystery was punching in the air, Elma covered her face and sighed, not knowing what to do for a while.

“You said that this thing is worth 20 gold coins. Even if Zhou Li you get five gold coins by hacking people, I still feel that this thing is useless at all.”

After hearing Elma’s words, Zhou Li turned around very seriously, raised his robotic arm that flashed with the red and pink lights, and said solemnly:

“But it’s pink. Yes!”

“Tsk.”

Elma was speechless for a moment, because she knew that Zhou Li was about to repeat that theory again.

“Let me tell you, if I use a luxurious long sword inlaid with gold and silver to defeat the challenger, he will only think that I am better than him, or that I will seize every opportunity, in short, all kinds of dissatisfaction.”

Zhou Li staggered his fists, and the adjusted LED lights suddenly flashed like neon balls, making the Magnum street in the sunset. Ballroom style. He didn’t care about the gazes of passers-by, and said calmly:

“But if he is defeated by two gauntlets with pink lights flashing and called Pink Cat Cat Fist, he will not only admit that he is a whore, And you will also receive a second mental insult, which will cause you to collapse directly.”

“It’s fine, as long as you like it.”

Elma walked over helplessly and funny, Grabbing Zhou Li’s sleeve, looking towards the direction of the gathering point, “So can our pink cat cat fist hero put away the cute cat cat fist? A lot of residents are watching us, in case there is It’s embarrassing to recognize yours.”

“It’s called having fun with the people.”

Throw the gloves to making an all-out effort, carrying large and small After the black fog of bags, Zhou Li stretched his waist and stretched his muscles and bones, “If the boxing glove seller had to look at me with a mad face, I would have bought forty gold coins.”

“Okay, I know.”

After peeling off the chestnut in her hand and stuffing it directly into Zhou Li’s mouth, Elma clapped her palm, and she is actually Yongjie’s body. It doesn’t get any dust, but she does it subconsciously.

“Yo, it’s quite sweet.”

After swallowing the sweet chestnuts, Zhou Li looked towards the magical cowhide bag in Elma’s arms with a little interest, curiously. Asked, “Is there anything else to eat?”

“I guess you’re going to be hungry at this time.”

Elma hehe smiled, and then removed from the cowhide bag. He took out three steaming buns and handed them to Zhou Li, “You like to eat, mushroom mince, I specifically didn’t let him put black pepper, eat it.”

“Yo.”

“Yo.”

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Zhou Li took the bun and chuckled Elma’s attentiveness. Then, he suddenly reacted.

Why would she know…I like mushroom meat?

this life I have never eaten steamed buns.

Zhou Li dumbfounded, he stared blankly at the steamed bun in his hand, feeling a little dazed for a while.

“Ai, what’s the matter? Don’t you like it?”

Elma looked at Zhou Li who was in a daze, and came over to ask curiously.

“Ah, no.”

Zhou Li, as if awakened by a start, shook the head and ate the steamed buns. Elma didn’t think much of it, and continued to hum the song and followed Zhou Li side by side.

Opening the door, A Zi sat at the round table with a tired face, leaning on Spirit Sea lazily. When she heard the sound of the door lock being opened, she just raised her eyes, and then said weakly, “You’re back?”

“What are you doing? You’re so tired. ”

Zhou Li dissipated the black mist, and the gifts were neatly stacked on the table. He pulled out a chair and sat opposite A Zi, and asked curiously.

“Don’t mention it.”

Azi sighed, raised her hand, and waved, as if she had exhausted all her strength, her naked eye became softer. stand up.

“Today we met with thirteen nobles and held at least three large meetings. Those nobles were very pushy, and they went through a series of red tapes.”

Having said this, Azi suddenly came to life, she slapped the table, then put away her hands with tears in her eyes, and tremblingly complained: “Pick up a chair, several people came to help me smoke, two children with cerebral palsy even still It started fighting. I wanted to take something from my bag, this guy, six people stood up and rushed to the hanger next to me. I was stupid. I thought this group of people was crazy and wanted to take two of my bag. I was so scared that I almost jumped out of my chair.”

“To please you.”

Zhou Li pointed out the idea of the aristocrats sharply, “Now you and Al are the people who talk to me on the surface, and it has long been rumored that I made a lot of money in the hands of the old man in Magnum. These people dare not come to me, they can only Let’s see if we can get some money through you.”

“Indeed, they don’t dare to face you.”

After all, half of the last group of nobles faced you. He became a brain-dead, and lost half of his fortune. Now the name Zhou Li is a disgrace in the aristocratic world. Even now those ladies who scare children from the very beginning of “the disobedient wolf will take you away” has become the current “disobedient hero will hang you on the street lamp”.

Zhou Li, who knew that he was well-known, waved his hand indifferently, and looked like I couldn’t do anything about it. Then he looked around curiously and asked Azi, “Where are Aiwei and Ain? Didn’t you come back with you?”

After hearing Zhou Li’s question, Azi immediately asked. Sweeping tiredness, taking pleasure in other people’s misfortune said with a smile: “These two are in charge of Chamber of Commerce. Although the group of Chamber of Commerce’s minds are pretty good, they don’t engage in terrorist attacks, but Chamber of Commerce’s The hard work of the crowd is very deep. One hundred gold coins can be deducted from the minutiae of Copper Coin. I estimate that they can’t come back every two hours.”

“That’s miserable enough. .”

Zhou Li, who is not very interested in business and just wants to make money just and honorable by illegal means, is very happy that he has a pair of European Dragon Phoenix youngsters under his command. He stood up, picked up a cup of coffee, poured half a cup of milk and six spoons of sugar into it, and returned to his room leisurely.

He sat at his desk, took off the hero exclusive from his waist and put it on the table. Zhou Li pondered for a moment, then said, “Help me count the newly acquired strength, and I’ll see how much strength Mu Qi has increased this time.”

“Okay.”

Two short words appeared on the paper, and soon, a paper full of words fell into Zhou Li’s hands.

Zhou Li glanced roughly, and his eyes were fixed on an unremarkable skill. When he saw the name of that skill, he fell into contemplation.

Next door, Elma took off her gorgeous dress, put on a shirt and shorts, sat cross-legged on her bed, and took the package that Zhou Li helped her pack.

Eating, eating, eating, and cooking tools, eh?

Elma was blindfolded as she inventoried a square-shaped object.

“Have I ever bought this?”

Elma mumbles as she unpacks the thing. Soon, a new and thick Magnum World Encyclopedia appeared in front of her eyes. On the cover engraved with ornate array, a line of graceful text catches Elma’s eyes.

“To you who has the same weight as the world – Zhou Li”

Happy Valentine’s Day, brothers, although I believe none of you have Valentine’s Day.

(End of this chapter)