This Hero Is Scumbag

2022-01-13

Chapter 31 Secondary Diseases of Haiyin Carrier Pigeons

“I…”

The biggest goblin farmhouse In the wooden room, A Zi was sitting on a chair, looking at Zhou Li, who was knocking on Erlang’s legs and flipping through the hero’s exclusive Zhou Li, hesitantly said, “Just now…”

“If you want to hide someone or something You can use a random code name instead.”

Zhou Li reached out and interrupted A Zi’s words, then he put down the book and said to A Zi with a smile: “Everyone You should have your own secrets, even the closest lover. So, I only care about the friendship between you and me, and I won’t get to the bottom of other trivial matters.”

Some ecstatic Looking at Zhou Li, after thinking for a moment, Azi calmed down and told Zhou Li everything that happened just now. When she wanted to talk about where there was Spirit Sea, Azi would use “my partner” instead of her, so this incident did not reveal the identity of Spirit Sea.

“Haiyin carrier pigeon?”

After hearing this, Zhou Li’s face showed a thoughtful look. He extended the hand on the table, and his index finger gently moved the wooden table top, “It’s not an easy thing to make this bird speak.”

“Yes.”

Speaking of this matter, A Zi also had a headache, “The loyalty and confidentiality of this bird are bizarrely high, and the spiritual spell is of no use to it. Since this bird was applied to this aspect of communication Over the past 100 years, there have been no more than ten cases of letting him speak, which is difficult.”

In fact, she did not have much hope for Zhou Li to let Haiyin pigeon speak. She just hoped that Zhou Li would have a way to track the messenger behind the scenes through the carrier pigeon. However, what made her a little completely unprepared was that after Zhou Li took each of them in front of him, he suddenly said:

“Yes.”

“Yes, after all, let Haiyin pigeons It’s still too difficult to speak… eh???”

Azi just wanted to comfort Zhou Li not to be too entangled, but when she heard what Zhou Li said, she was dumbfounded.

“What, what? You said you could make it speak??” A Zi, a child Zi Zi, rushed to Zhou Li and asked in surprise, “At this time Haiyin carrier pigeon? Are you serious? Is it right?”

“Of course, what are you lying to?”

Zhou Li sat up confidently and put the bird in front of him. Then he stretched out his hand to wake up Elma, who was sleeping on the table, and asked her to cast an ordinary imprisoning spell. After imprisoning the carrier pigeon, Elma tilted her head and closed her eyes, and continued to sleep.

“I learned wealth management for a day yesterday, and I was a little sleepy.”

Zhou Li touched Elma cyan’s long hair, and the corner of his mouth twitched involuntarily. Since Azi’s caravan settled in the farmhouse, Elma has been running to the logistics team of the Zisha caravan from time to time to learn some money management and business knowledge. After returning to the house, she will also teach herself for a period of time. So for a long time, Elma was sleep deprived.

Just now Elma fell into Zhou Li’s bed in a daze after reporting some matters to Zhou Li. Originally, when A Zi found himself, Zhou Li was not ready to wake Elma, but Elma jumped up when she heard something unexpected, and walked with Zhou Li into the living room with a confused face, fell asleep on the table.

“Elma elder sister has been really busy recently.” Seeing this, Azi is also nodded. For this girl who is full of affinity, friendly and gentle like jade, the entire Chamber of Commerce of Zisha is all towards Elma. Full of compliments. Even Spirit Sea, who had never had direct contact with Elma, was curious about Elma.

“Wait for a while.” Zhou Li rubbed his chin and said to Azi: “After the battle between me and Don Quixote is over, we still need to wrestle with the church for a while. Wait for all the dust. After that, we can rest for a long time.”

“en. ”

After talking about Elma, the Haiyin pigeons on the table gradually woke up.

“gā gā gā? (I’m there???)”

Azi frowned slightly, the voice of Haiyin pigeons is definitely not a good one, it’s harsh friction Sound is a major feature of this bird. Just when A Zi was a little irritable, a shocking scene appeared.

“gā gā gā gā gā gā gā gā gā gā gā .(You…want to know the meaning of life? Do you want to really…live?)”

“Gah (What?)”

Azi was shocked.

What did she see? The hero communicates with a bird? ? ?

Zhou Li didn’t see A Zi’s collapsed expression at this time, he seized the opportunity now, put his hands on his chin, and said to the carrier pigeon in a low voice:

“Actually, you are already dead, at the hands of a woman. I am the Spiritual God of Birds. I extracted your soul to my side and did not let you reopen directly.”

“Ah? Ah…”

Haiyin Pigeon vividly expresses the mental process of “first confused, then confused” with a face with pointed ears and monkey cheeks.

Zhou Li also used Haiyin carrier pigeons for a period of time in his previous life and understood their habits somewhat. And one of the secrets about Haiyin pigeons is an important piece of information that most people have never known.

The Haiyin carrier pigeon…is a group of secondary diseases.

The specific training method of Haiyin pigeons is to keep them in a dark environment for a period of time, and then the trainer needs to hold up their respectful hands and slowly put them on the soft swan mat. Feed it daily. Then in a cloudy and rainy day, the animal trainer will read a section of incantation to the Haiyin homing pigeon. If the Haiyin homing pigeon accepts you, it will slightly nod to you. If it fails, Haiyin pigeons will commit suicide generously.

When everyone was moved by the heroism of Haiyin pigeons, only the previous life Zhou Li, whose mind was not completely occupied by seeds, only noticed something wrong and chose to investigate. After a rich and meticulous investigation, Zhou Li came to a startling conclusion.

The reason why Haiyin pigeons need to be tamed with this method is purely because their race is a group of secondary diseases!

That incantation is the internal discourse of Haiyin carrier pigeons “You will accomplish great things”. All the previous steps are to make Haiyin pigeons feel that they have been given a major mission and exercise their minds and bodies. As for those Haiyin pigeons who committed suicide generously after reciting incantation, it was because the people who recited incantation had an accent and said that sentence as “you will be nothing”. In grief and anger, Haiyin pigeon directly committed suicide.

“I will now give you a great mission, the lucky carrier pigeon hero.”

Zhou Li said slowly and heavily under the gaze of Haiyin carrier pigeon: “You , to assist the human hero, fight against the disaster together, and the minions who have been bewitched by the disaster.”

“So, do you accept it?”

“I’m super! And such good things!!!”

(End of this chapter)