This Hero Is Scumbag

2022-01-13

Chapter 87 Marriage

In history, Boss Cao shouted “Can there be dancing girls in the city?” After the shocking rhetoric, a casualty and a broken general came directly. In one sentence, the city recruited Ji directly to send Boss Cao’s good brother Dian Wei Yuyu away, and his son and nephew smiled Jiuquan.

As for Zhou Li, who was far away in the other world, after this kick and this call, he didn’t say anything, and almost gave Magnum III who was sitting in the lobby a pleasure to send away. Magnum III was ready for Zhou Li’s sarcasm and anger, thinking that no matter how Zhou Li reprimanded him and abused him, Magnum III himself would be able to laugh it off.

But I can’t laugh at you fucking looking for Ji to find the Imperial Palace!

Magnum III took a deep breath and forcibly calmed down his surging heart. He leaned against the gorgeous satin and instructed with anger: “Open the door for hero.”

Following the instruction, the door slowly opened, revealing Zhou Li dressed in black cloth. But to the surprise of Magnum III, Zhou Li did not enter the palace through the gate. Instead, he turned around twice without thinking, then took out the hero exclusive on his waist and made a strange pose.

Zhou Li has his legs together and straight; his arms are straight and pointed symmetrically and diagonally above his shoulders; his five fingers are put together into a palm, the palms are facing outwards, and the fingertips point diagonally above the sky. He closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and then his eyes widened, and he shouted reverently:

“Praise the sun!”

Magnum was confused by the performance After the “ceremony” of the water, Zhou Li directly threw the hero exclusive in his hand into the great hall, and leaned against the door frame with his arms in his arms, staring at Magnum III on the high platform with a faint smile.

Magnum III didn’t know what medicine he bought in Zhou Li bottle gourd, so he didn’t say anything, just looked towards Zhou Li lightly, without any expression on his face.

Oh, this old fellow wants to play big eyes staring at small eyes with me.

Zhou Li’s unfathomable mystery was amused for a moment, then he opened his eyes wide and met Magnum III’s line of sight, motionless. In this way, one old and one young stared at each other for a long time. They didn’t say a word to each other, as if they were fighting for something.

“You blinked!”

A moment later, Zhou Li slap the table and stand up, said with a big smile: “It’s nothing.”

“I don’t know why Hero is thanking you by standing on the door frame?”

Magnum III did not get angry, but asked Zhou Li lightly.

Zhou Li glanced at Magnum III strangely, he coughed, and said to Magnum III: “That, introduce myself.”

“I surnamed Zhou, Mingyi, you can call me Monday. I’m the hero’s designated substitute, you can understand it as a hero.”

“Why not enter?” Magnum III did not expose Zhou Li’s clumsy lie, Instead, he asked plainly: “Since I’m acting for hero, why doesn’t it look like hero?”

“Didn’t you let me in?”

hearing this, Zhou Li Very aggrieved, he said: “You sent someone to disgust me, and I was disgusted. I don’t believe that he didn’t report to you that I was a substitute, just a substitute hero. What you said just now to let hero come in, that’s not a clear reason not to let him in. Am I here on behalf of hero? I’m an honest person, so I can only let hero’s token in.”

Are you disgusting?

Magnum III narrowed his eyes, sighed and asked, “Then Mr. Zhou, don’t know what Mr. Hero is doing at this time?”

Zhou Li haha Yile, said with a smile: “haha, our hero, in the spirit of humanitarianism, is here to help Muqi!”

Magnum III was unable to speak for a while, he opened his mouth, but Nothing was said. After a while, he said faintly: “So, does hero not want to see whether Mu Qi and Magnum communicate with each other?”

“Wow, do you communicate with each other… Hello, you will say Ah.” Zhou Li wowed, and then curiously asked: “putting it that way, it seems that you can also communicate with me, Your Royal Highness.”

“oh?” Magnum III seemed to be fighting After making up his mind to argue with Zhou Li, he raised his eyebrows and asked, “How do you communicate? Exchange your hero’s identity with my emperor’s identity?”

, I really want to be an emperor.” Zhou Li smiled shyly and said to Magnum III: “It’s not right, I’m a hero, I can’t decide the identity of a hero. But I have something, Your Highness, you should No.”

“en? What is it?” Magnum III was curious, but he soon learned that curiosity killed the cat.

“Face.”

Huh?

Magnum III was taken aback for a moment. Zhou Li only said one word, which made him unable to react for a while. When he saw Zhou Li’s smiling expression, he understood what Zhou Li meant.

“Huh.”

Faced with this equivalent of pointing his nose and swearing, Magnum III did not get angry, he looked at Zhou Li with an involuntarily expression on his face. Smile: “he he he he …hahahahahahaha ha.”

The old man’s hoarse laughter resounded through the great hall, he laughed wildly, as if he had heard the funniest joke so far. on. Zhou Li put away that expression and calmly looked at the laughing old man with an indifferent expression.

After a while, the old man’s laughter stopped. He looked at Zhou Li by the door, the expression on his face was hidden in the shadows, and he said in a voice like Hong Zhong: “Yes, you are right! I really have no face to speak of!”

“I almost let your junior mess up my thoughts. I really lost my old face.”

The old man raised his hand, a black mist drilled from his fingers, and then dissipated in the air . Magnum III knocked on the armrest, lightly said with a smile: “Is this the power of this hero? It’s interesting.”

Tsk.

Zhou Li’s thoughts moved slightly, holding back the power to distort the rules. He looked towards the old man, no longer frivolous and impetuous, but very indifferently said: “It seems that your leader level is not low.”

“The dazzling level is not worth a slap.”

The old man waved his hand slowly, and said modestly: “What’s the use of a trifling dazzling level compared to the power of hero?”

“Don’t be modest, I’m just a stinky silver. , terminal cancer.”

Zhou Li was even more modest, he stopped pretending, walked straight into the great hall, and said to Magnum III, “I’m here this time, firstly because I want to I’ll make a small report with you about your Levi’s throwing sewage on me. But I see that you look kind and don’t look like a good person, so there’s no need to say that.”

“Then apart from this What’s the matter?”

The old man raised his eyes and said, “one doesn’t visit a temple without a cause, this is your oriental proverb. Then Mr. hero came to the great hall this time, what is it? For what?”

“Of course it’s Zhao Ji.”

Zhou Li, with a pure face, scratched his head and continued: “Li Boy told me that there is no Ji in Silver City. , I said that would not work. He thought about it, and said that of course the world is full of Imperial Palace beauties. As soon as I thought what he said, I came over and took a look. I hope you can always test me with sugar-coated cannonballs. Do I have this awareness?”

“I have no women, only warriors and warriors, wait a minute, what do you look at?”

“No, admiration, admiration.”

“No, admiration, admiration.”

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“What do you want?” The old man looked towards Zhou Li. He was surprised to find that he couldn’t see through this hero.

Facing the old man’s question, Zhou Li’s face was very solemn, he gave a salute, and then slowly said:

“I want you to marry me.”

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“The object of marriage is the duchess who is about to be crowned.”

(end of this chapter)