This Princess, Lu Ziye, Deserves To Be Favored!

Chapter 553: He's not qualified to pick shit

Uncle Cat has long learned the essence of fighting, scratching people and scratching his face!

The blood on the faces of those Taoists all hurt when they looked at them, but the cat's claws seemed to be poisonous, and they hurt like ant stings, itchy and painful.

Reach out and scratch it, not to mention the blood on your hands, the bigger the scratching wound!

This cat is poisonous!

Yun Zhongyue took a deep breath and bravely ran behind Tsing Yi, "Princess, daughter! My daughter..."

"Hurry up, go to the side to cool off first!"

Tsing Yi pushed him away, whoever disturbs her performance at this moment will die!

The old lady is in a hurry, go go go go go!

How could Yun Zhongyue not be in a hurry, he turned his head to ask Xiao Jue for help, but saw the other party leaning against a tree, with a lazy posture, and he looked like he was watching a play.

"Please let me go, you are blocking my wife."

When Yun Zhongyue heard this, she was really going to faint.

It's just that when he just wanted to find his daughter by himself, he found that he walked towards Xiao Jue uncontrollably, and then the whole person was nailed to a tree, unable to move.

The great emperor said quietly on the side: "Don't shake, make trouble, eat melon seeds?"

Tears flowed in Yun Zhongyue's heart, daughter... It's not that my father didn't come to save you...

This Prince Regent looks the most normal, but in the end he has a problem with his head!

He grieved from it, and did not find that there was no one missing in their group.

Where has Lingfeng gone?

...

Tsing Yi and Fat Cat were having a lot of fun over there abusing vegetables.

There are many Taoist priests in Dongji Temple. These few were scratched in the face, and some people tried to rush up.

How could the **** mother-in-law give them a chance, when these Taoist priests rushed up, they either stumbled on the ground by themselves, or stepped on the feet of their fellow Taoists.

There are always surprises anyway.

Not to mention dealing with Tsing Yi and Fat Cat, it's a question of whether you can stand up and walk away.

Tsing Yi yawned, fingers dangling behind her back.

The Taoist priest from Dongji Temple followed her fingers, drawing a dragon in his left hand and a rainbow in his right hand, and the scene was extremely sandy.

"Bold demon girl! Dare to come to my Dongji Temple to make trouble!!"

A clear zha sounded, and a dark-skinned old man rushed out with a long sword in hand.

"Second Master Uncle!!"

Cheng Tiangang looked around and saw that the juniors in the door were being played around by this girl and a cat.

His eyes fell on the fat cat, and he keenly saw a few traces of ghosts lingering on him.

"It turned out to be an evil ghost leaning over the beast. You demon girl drove the ghosts to come here, hiding evil intentions. Today, I am Cheng Tiangangfei... ah-"

Before Cheng Tiangang finished speaking, he felt a flower in front of his eyes, and the next moment, a fist hit his face, his front teeth and nosebleed flew together, and he fell to the ground with a bang.

The dust is stirring!

All the little Taoist priests in Dongjiguan took a deep breath.

That was Cheng Tiangang, their second uncle!

One of the most immortal people in Dongji Temple, even the master said that if he practiced for another thirty or forty years, he might be able to become an Earth Immortal! The front teeth were knocked out by this woman's fist, and she didn't even have the strength to fight back?

"This idea is a little tricky, it's not as good as that Han asked at the beginning." Tsing Yi pouted and muttered.

Li ignored Cheng Tiangang and summoned the fat cat to go to their main hall.

"Stop! Stop her!!"

Cheng Tiangang roared while covering his face, how could he have the prestige when he first appeared on the stage.

Tsing Yi looked around and sneered coldly: "Are you sure you want to come? This seat is a devil who kills people without blinking an eye, and the beasts under the seat love to eat meat. Come here again, this fat beast will swallow you all in one bite!"

Uncle Cat opened his mouth and patted his claws forward: "Meow!"

Okay, so powerful...

The dog Taoist priests shivered, and a few young ones couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.

Immediately afterwards, the senior brother who scratched the cat's face next to him gave him a stern look.

You laugh ass!

This fat lump is fiercer than a tiger. If you don't believe me, try its sharp claws on your own? !

Tsing Yi rolled his eyes, and swaggered into the main hall under the desperate eyes of the dog Taoist priests.

When I looked up, I saw a golden statue of the Dharma.

The sour gas he had just vented a little bit, and it rushed up to the top of his head immediately.

"Bah! Dongji, you bastard, shameless!"

Tsing Yi was angry.

I saw that the golden body of the dharma in Dongji was splendid, and the carving on the jade face was lifelike. Those who didn't know it thought that the thing was really long and handsome!

shameless!

Die without skin!

When did your shoehorn become so handsome?

Tsing Yi's mind inexplicably came up with the golden body of the Dharma in the mortal world, with blue face and fangs, big feet and fat belly...

The more you think about it, the more you get over the fire.

How can there be such a shameless person in the world!

She is so beautiful, she is too embarrassed to make her own golden body like that!

This Dongji will stick gold on his face!

"You, you...what are you doing!"

"Witch, stop it!!"

"Female benefactor, grandma! Ah... calm down..."

The Taoist priests of Dongji Temple wailed miserably, seeing Tsing Yi jumping onto the altar, and out of nowhere they found a large knife, which slashed the golden body of the Dharma in Dongji.

Bang dong!

The stone head fell to the ground.

The dog Taoist priests were so frightened that their legs were weak, and they knelt on the ground, their expressions all sluggish...

finished, finished...

Their golden body of the Dharma of the Eastern God was destroyed.

Tsing Yi was still not satisfied after cutting his head, so he chopped the golden body into **** with a knife, and crushed it into powder with his feet. Only then did he feel comfortable and refreshed!

"You...you will definitely be punished!!" Cheng Tiangang pointed at her with tears in his eyes and roared.

Tsing Yi rolled his eyes, flickered the rustic atmosphere around him, looked at the incense smoke swirling over the entire Dongji Temple, and inhaled hard.

Like a whale swallowing it, the aroma of this place was eaten up in an instant.

hiccup~

The wicked woman hiccupped and patted her belly contentedly.

The fat cat jumped angrily on the side, you wicked mother-in-law, I slowed down a bit, and you robbed you of the food alone!

Those little Taoist priests with naked eyes naturally didn't know what Tsing Yi was doing, they just felt that the light in the hall seemed a little dim.

But Cheng Tiangang had a root of wisdom, and after seeing Tsing Yi absorbed all the incense, he was furious, and he spat out another mouthful of blood.

"Demon girl! You must not die!!"

"You're finished! When the spectator master returns from the Nine Heavens, he will definitely invite the thunder, so that you will be killed by five thunders!!"

After Tsing Yi robbed the incense, he was in a good mood. Hearing his words, he immediately laughed.

"So you're not a watcher, you rookie?"

Vegetable chicken? Cheng Tiangang's face was completely white, "I, the lord of the East Pole, is the **** of the East Pole walking on earth, and I am an uncompromising earth immortal!"

"Demon girl! You dare to provoke me, Dongjiguan, aren't you afraid of being thrown into the eighteenth layer of hell?!"

Tsing Yi narrowed his eyes and walked down from the high platform slowly, with a thrilling smile: "When will the eighteenth floor of **** be taken care of by your Dongji puppy?"

"The High God of the East Pole is the venerated **** of the Nine Heavens, the King of Hell dare not obey his orders... ah..."

Tsing Yi lifted his leg and kicked his front teeth.

"He's a fart in the East! He's not qualified to pick **** in hell!"

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