This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

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Rishi.

Misty drizzle.

There is no one on the street, and the street lights are dim, adding a bit of gloom to this peaceful small city.

A figure walked slowly through the rain curtain and entered the community.

Xie Wei, who was drenched all over his body, bowed his body, showing the fatigue unique to migrant workers, and fell headlong on the bed after returning home.

Working overtime day and night for the past few days, the leader asked me to write a copy about the destruction of the laboratory, which was in the limelight, and asked some awakened people to speak for it, trying to find a way to link their own energy drinks with it.

Time is tight and tasks are heavy!

After all night, he still didn't complete the task.

My heart has been aching for the past few days.

Perhaps because he was worried about his sudden death and being easily condemned by the society, the boss very humanely allowed him to go home and rest, and continue brainstorming tomorrow morning.

In fact, this job is not difficult, as long as you look for inspiration on the Internet with your heart, copy this one and copy that one and you're done.

But... His recent status has been offline.

It always feels a little strange, but I can't tell what it is.

It all started with that incident a few days ago.

At that time, I changed the plan all night in the middle of the night, and ran to the toilet in a hurry because of stomachache. After finishing the work, I found that there was no toilet paper, and more importantly, I did not bring my mobile phone.

Just as he was about to muster up the courage to pull up his pants, pretending that everything had been settled before going to the work station to get the paper, there was a creaking sound from the toilet door.

He was overjoyed at the time, so he immediately called for help.

"Old Zhang, is that you?"

The other veteran colleagues had already left work, and the only one left in the company at this time was Lao Zhang.

However, unexpectedly, the person outside the door ignored him.

Through the narrow gap, it can be confirmed that there is indeed a person standing outside.

He didn't think much of it at the time.

"Old Zhang, I forgot to bring paper, lend me some."

"..."

...

Quiet, extremely quiet!

The person outside the door didn't seem to hear, just stood there without any reaction, just when Xie Wei thought he didn't express clearly.

The figure stayed in front of his door.

bend over.

A piece of paper was passed through the gap at the bottom.

"Old Zhang, stop joking, how can you wipe your ass with A4 paper." Xie Wei said angrily.

On weekdays, this old Zhang looked honest and worked hard, but he didn't expect to joke with himself.

But at this moment, his legs were already numb, and he was not in the mood at all.

"Old Zhang, if you don't bring paper, can you go to my desk and get it?"

"..."

There was still no response, but the figure stood up.

As the footsteps gradually blurred, through the gap, one could vaguely see the shadow on the ground gradually dissipating.

About a few minutes later, the door opened again.

Just when he thought it was all over.

A piece of paper was handed over.

At that time, the corner of his mouth twitched, wishing he could go out immediately and smear that thing on the other person's face, but his numb legs reminded him not to move, otherwise the sourness would be terrible just thinking about it.

"Old Zhang, I'm talking about toilet paper, not wet wipes, how can you wipe your butt with alcohol-based wipes!!!!"

"The toilet paper is under the third drawer on the left hand side of my workstation. Please, I'll finish it quickly, come out and finish the work together, so I can get off work early, it's getting late now."

Use get off work to remind each other that now is not the time to joke around.

The footsteps went away again.

Soon it reappeared.

...

"Old Zhang, do you think you are very humorous, do you think that the overtime hours are short, or you have a problem with your brain!!!!"

At this moment, Xie Wei couldn't bear it anymore.

What the other party brought was indeed toilet paper, but it was a packaging bag with toilet paper printed on it.

What he wants is paper!

Butt paper!

In the middle of the night, being forced to work overtime by the boss is already very irritable, who wants to make fun of him.

Unbearable, he immediately rushed out with his pants up, but fell heavily to the ground with a somersault due to the numbness of his legs. When he got up and rubbed his head and looked around, he found that there was no one there.

It runs pretty fast!

Angry, he rushed out of the toilet, found Lao Zhang who was working overtime with him, and confronted him face to face.

However, what the other party said next made him feel terrified.

Lao Zhang said that he never left his work station from the beginning to the end, so how did he talk about feeding paper?

Lao Zhang did not lie, which can be seen from his work progress and monitoring the next day.

So... who was that guy who delivered the paper to himself?

After thinking about it for a long time, I didn't understand it.

Over the next few days, this kind of strange thing happened more and more.

...

"..."

Once he forgot the work assigned to him by the leader. Just when he was anxious and ready to confess, he turned on the computer and found that the work had been completed. However, upon closer inspection, it was full of dense typos and various sentences. Primary school students are typing for themselves.

Another time, when I was about to be late, I hurried into the elevator and found that someone had pressed the elevator buttons on every floor, but it was only three minutes before I was late.

Full attendance is at stake!

At such a critical moment, all the elevator buttons failed in the blink of an eye, and only one button was on.

That's my floor!

"..."

It was raining outside the day before yesterday and I didn't bring an umbrella, and there was an extra umbrella in the corner for no reason.

Going to the cafeteria to line up, the people in front of me will always fall down for no reason...

Every time I take the subway home, there are always empty seats...

And... Since then, every time I go to the toilet, a pack of tissues will be thrown out in the pit next door.

As if responding to his original request.

Someone is watching you!

who's that person!

...

In a daze, Xie Wei quickly fell asleep with the exhaustion of the past few days.

I don't know how long it has passed.

The surroundings were extremely silent, as if the whole world was sleeping in darkness.

A figure appeared beside the bed.

As if it has always been there.

It stood quietly without any movement, like a sculpture, quiet and cold.

woo woo~

A white light suddenly lit up in the dark bedroom.

It was the phone next to the bed that lit up.

But Xie Wei, who was sleeping soundly at this time, did not respond. The figure reached out to pick up the phone and entered the password to open it.

It was a text message from a stranger.

"Make your choice."

It seemed that behind this text message was a reminder to that figure that he had to make a choice.

Heiying held the phone blankly, his eyes were blank.

His head turned stiffly to the sleeping Xie Wei.

There was a few minutes of silence.

Finally stretched out his hand.

After a few seconds.

Xie Wei lay on the bed as usual, but he couldn't breathe anymore.

"Welcome to join, my kind, you made the most correct choice."

"..."

...

Early the next morning.

A street in Lishi.

Full of fireworks, noisy noise can be heard endlessly.

Busy laborers with disheveled hair walked quickly across the road while biting finger biscuits.

The elders and aunts who received pensions started their morning exercises early.

On the way, parents lead their children on their way to school.

There is a long queue next door to the shop selling rice rolls.

Everything seems so ordinary.

"..."

"Let me tell you, the taste of this tofu nao is really unique. I guarantee that you will have an endless aftertaste once you eat it. Boss, come to two bowls of tofu nao and add more sugar!"

A young man and woman came across the road.

"I only like salty food." The delicate girl had an indifference on her face.

The boy was a little embarrassed, but recovered quickly.

"That's great. I always thought that tofu nao should be eaten salty. The sweet party is different. The two of us are really destined. Boss, let's have two bowls of salty tofu nao!!!"

"Slow down, this table is too oily, I'll wipe it for you..."

"..."

The people next door stood in awe, and all cast admiring glances.

Live licking dogs, they finally saw it!

"..."

...

"Boss, here is a bowl of tofu nao, put more spicy peppers."

Not long after, a young man came to the stall, took a look at the location after ordering breakfast, and finally sat opposite the dog licking.

Take out your phone and continue calling.

It's been a night since I came to Lishi, and I planned to make a quick decision, but Li Xiaoling didn't know what the hell was going on, so he didn't answer his phone for a long time.

For a while, Qiao Yuan wondered if something had happened!

"Boss, can you do me a favor and borrow my cell phone, my cell phone is out of battery."

"okay."

The enthusiastic boss took a look at Qiao Yuan, perhaps because he felt that this young man didn't look like a liar. After all, how bad can a person who eats tofu and spicy food be so bad?

Without saying a word, he wiped the apron with his hands, took out his mobile phone and handed it to Qiao Yuan.

"Thanks."

With the mentality of giving it a try, he entered Li Xiaoling's number and called.

beep...

Qiao Yuan's mouth twitched.

Unexpectedly, it really got through!

"Hello, who?" It was Li Xiaoling's voice.

He was full of aura and didn't look like he was in danger.

It seems that Li Xiaoling blackmailed herself.

"Hello, is this Ms. Li Xiaoling? I'm the business manager of the insurance company that can afford you. You have an accidental death insurance policy that is taking effect. Now I'm calling to verify the relevant information with you."

"What insurance?"

"Accidental death insurance, the insured is Mr. Qiao Yuan, and the beneficiary is Ms. Li Xiaoling..."

"What's wrong with Qiao Yuan!" Li Xiaoling's tone was a little anxious.

"It's like this. Mr. Qiao Yuan had a heart attack last night. I checked his communication records here and found that he called your number many times before he died. Because you didn't answer, you missed the best time for emergency treatment..."

...

"I know I don't deserve you now, but I will work hard. This is a gift I bought for you. I have seen your knees and neck are all injured these days. I am very distressed..."

The boy at the next table took out his gift and offered it with both hands.

The girl said in a cold tone: "It's impossible for the two of us."

"Then why last night, when you ran in the middle of the night and sent me a message, asking me to play a video, you just like me!" The boy looked determined.

"Don't resist me, just say it out loud if you like me!"

"I do not like you!"

Boy: "I don't believe it!"

"I'll say it again and it's the last time, unless the hell, we two can't be together in this life." The girl's attitude was very decisive.

suddenly!

The boy's eyes widened, his lips trembled, and his trembling little finger pointed towards him.

"Quick... look, there are ghosts!"

"Heaven has eyes, God is perfecting us, we are destined to be together!"

The girl turned her head, just in time to see a human head growing out of a mobile phone.

Suddenly his eyes turned white and he fell to the ground.

The boy was emotional, and walked quickly to Qiao Yuan, knelt down and kowtowed.

"Benefactor, you are really my great benefactor, please come to our wedding!"

"..."

Qiao Yuan did not expect that Li Xiaoling would suddenly get out of the phone.

In broad daylight, let alone the people around, even I was taken aback.

The two stared blankly for a long while before Li Xiaoling realized that something was wrong and quickly backed away.

"Well... Qiao Yuan, the map is in Lishi, let's try to split up, and don't call each other until we find the map."

"..."

the other side.

After Li Xiaoling finished speaking, she hurried off the assembly line.

Holding the phone tightly with both hands, the expression is very hesitant.

There is both the guilt of lying to Qiao Yuan and the worry of telling Qiao Yuan the truth. After learning the truth, he faces a dilemma.

Li Xiaoling gradually moved towards the figure next to her.

"For your safety, I have to stay away from you, otherwise Qiao Yuan will find me and see you, and you will die..."

………

here.

Before the stall, pay the loss fee to the boss.

Looking at the boy before leaving, Qiao Yuan reminded him.

"My friend, if you plan to get married now, you will get two lovely twins in half a year."

The boy froze in place.

Qiao Yuan gradually went away, and he had to hurry up to find the map hidden in the city.

Before he had gone far, a voice came from behind.

"Great, I can finally be a father!"

Qiao Yuan staggered and almost fell to the ground.