This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

Boom~

A train running through a dark tunnel.

Heading in an unknown direction.

In the quiet subway car, there are only a dozen or so passengers.

Everyone is silent.

Um?

Suddenly, Su Li raised her head in doubt, took off the Bluetooth headset, and looked around curiously.

Did I remember wrongly?

Why are there so many people in the car?

Because the boss had an impromptu meeting, she got off work very late, and it was already dark, but fortunately, she finally caught up with the last subway.

At that time, she remembered clearly that there were no more than four or five people in the carriage.

I just closed my eyes and listened to a few songs.

When did the last subway have so many people?

"..."

...

In the compartment, the air conditioner was very strong, probably because of the cooling down at night, or maybe because it was too dark, in short... the chill seemed to spread from the top of the head to the toes, and she couldn't help shivering.

Looking around, she found that these people in the carriage...how should I put it, are a bit weird.

Sitting at the front left is a man in a Tang suit, reading a newspaper.

The lights on the top shone, and the clothes had a layer of halo. It seemed that the fabric was good. With the slight rhythmic shaking of the subway, the embroidered golden dragon on the red Tang suit came to life.

The clothes are a little weird.

Does anyone still read newspapers these days?

And still on the subway?

Somewhat strange!

The strangeness didn't stop there. On the left side of the newspaper old man, there was a girl with twin ponytails, her hands were propped up on the seat, she was lowering her head and shaking her calves, having a great time playing.

The pair of shoes on the little girl's feet made Su Li feel very uncomfortable and awkward.

How could such a good child wear those outdated embroidered shoes.

"..."

Turning to look in the direction of the door.

The man in the suit who had been kneeling silently, there was obviously an empty seat next to him, but he just knelt like he didn't see it.

There is also a pregnant woman in a red cheongsam, perhaps because of too much foundation on her face, she also looks weird.

Why are there so many weirdos in this carriage!

But fortunately... There are still normal people in this carriage.

At least the man in the hoodie and hat sitting on his right looked normal.

The man in the sweater turned his head and took out the mineral water from his pocket, and handed it to himself in a friendly manner.

Su Li returned a polite smile and declined.

She would not drink water from a stranger.

He took a long breath, turned his head to look to the left, and found a handsome guy, who looks very safe, and the guy is playing with a toy at the moment.

Like a handicraft knife.

Maybe he noticed his gaze, the handsome knife player raised his head and showed a kind smile.

...

呲味~

The moving subway body suddenly began to jolt, and then the light bulb flickered violently a few times as if the voltage was out of balance, and finally went out completely.

It was pitch black inside.

Su Li subconsciously huddled in a corner, her heart was beating violently, and even her breathing became difficult.

Looking around in fear, a voice in her subconscious told her that something bad would happen.

Dazzling white light came!

Su Li stretched out her hand to cover her eyes and slowly opened, everything returned to normal.

That sense of crisis disappeared.

But soon, Su Li discovered something unusual again.

There are fewer passengers in the subway!

Originally there were more than 20 passengers, but now there are fewer than half!

Looking out the window, it's as dark as ink, why is it different from before?

Su Li rubbed her eyes, she couldn't figure out how these passengers disappeared while driving.

Did I read it wrong or...

"It seems that you have noticed too."

The man in the sweater with the cap on the right leaned over and whispered.

"What?" Su Li replied subconsciously.

"Shh, keep calm, don't let them see you!"

"You... what do you mean?" Su Li's emotions were also brought in unconsciously.

"The number of people in the carriage has been reduced by half!"

"This... I must have read it wrong. The subway didn't stop, so how could someone get off." Su Li bit her lips and explained.

"Then check the time again!"

Su Li raised her wrist, her pupils dilated, and her arms trembled slightly, because at this moment she found that the second hand of the watch did not move.

"..."

...

"The normal subway usually arrives at the station in three to five minutes. It has been five minutes since those people disappeared. Why hasn't the station stopped yet?"

Su Li finally woke up.

yes!

It's been so long, why hasn't it stopped yet!

"Look at the old man reading the newspaper again, do you think his clothes look familiar?"

The man in the sweater stretched out his phone while speaking, and a picture was clearly visible.

It was the same style of clothes as the newspaper-reading old man, but it was marked as a shroud!

"Also, that pregnant woman, if you take a closer look at her belly, do you find that it is getting bigger and bigger, and she is about to give birth?"

"That man in a suit, he's not kneeling, he has no legs!"

"That little girl, don't you think her swing is weird? She didn't do it voluntarily, but the pair of embroidered shoes under her feet are controlling her..."

"besides……"

"Don't...don't talk about it, I...what should we do." The more she thought about it, the more creepy she became. Su Li had already accepted the fact that she stepped on a subway that was not accessible to humans.

"I came earlier than you. I have observed that every time this place goes out, the number of passengers in the car will decrease until the car is full of that kind of thing!"

"..."

...

The discussion between the two attracted the attention of the other living people in the carriage. They had already noticed that something was wrong, but no one dared to point it out.

Several living people pretended to be calm and came to Su Li's seat, with nervous expressions on their faces.

"Dude, I finally met a living person. You are so right. I took the subway to work this morning, and my phone fell on the ground. I just picked it up. Everyone on the car has changed." The fat man complained in a trembling voice.

"What? It was noon when I got on the subway!"

A man dressed as an elite also frowned: "I am the first subway in the morning, and I have something to rush to meet a client. It's too bad luck. I encountered such a weird thing when I came to Hongshi for the first time."

"Ah, isn't this Wu City?"

"This is clearly Wang City."

"..."

...

Another terrifying fact emerged in everyone's mind.

They're up to something!

"What should we do?" Several people asked eagerly.

All eyes were on the man in the sweater.

The previous performance is enough to prove that he has a backhand.

The man in the sweater said slowly, "Put the underwear on!"

Everyone: "???????"

"This...friend, are you kidding me?"

"How can this be."

"..."

"There is a folk rumor that underwear is the closest to the body and the closest thing to yin. Men belong to yang. Putting underwear on their heads will suppress yang. Women are yin. Putting underwear on the top of the yin adds yin, and it is not easy to get dirty. Something was discovered." The man in the sweater explained.

this……

"Is there any other way?" Everyone was a little ashamed.

"Yes, unless you have the strength to solve those things."

Isn't that the same as saying nothing!

If they had the ability to solve it, would they still be afraid of this?

To survive!

A few people gritted their teeth and couldn't care about these things at the moment.

Immediately prepare to unbutton the pants.

...

Kacha~

The camera sounded.

Everyone was shocked.

This... Who is it, who actually took pictures? It was already very embarrassing, and it was hard to convince myself, who is so shameless!

"Family, who knows, I met a group of underdogs at the subway station today, and they actually took off their pants in public..." A voice came from inside the carriage.

Su Li and the others were taken aback, and quickly pulled up their pants.

Several people looked for their reputation, and finally found that it was a young man who was speaking.

"Improve public morality, start with you and me!"

"Didn't the nine-year compulsory education teach you to believe in science? What folk rumors... This is nonsense. According to him, the underwear factory is the safest place in the world. From now on, everyone will wear underwear to work." Joe Yuan gradually put away the phone.

Click Save.

"You... are you a human being or a spirit?" One person said cautiously.

"Nonsense, of course I'm a human, but you...have a good time chatting with a foreign spirit."

What!

Everyone was shocked!

The young man said that he had a good chat with the foreign spirit?

Who are you talking about!

Several people stared wide-eyed, and their spirits were tense at the moment. They had already become soldiers, and they all felt that they were all ghosts except themselves.

"Guess why some people wear hats all the time, because they are afraid of being found with underwear on their heads."

Qiao Yuan's voice came again, and everyone's eyes finally focused on the man in the sweater. It was he who proposed the method of making everyone wear underwear.

"..."

...

The man in the sweater looked at the crowd, his eyes gradually became unkind, and at this moment, he didn't even look like a human being, his face suddenly became obscene and evil.

When it reached out to lift the hat, everyone felt their scalps go numb.

Just like what Qiao Yuan said, his head is covered in panties!

The real foreign spirit is actually it!

All of a sudden, the inside of the carriage was filled with gloom, and everyone felt as if their bodies had fallen into an ice cave. The man in the sweater had a hideous face, and his body exuded a perverted aura. His eyes were fixed on the bottom of the crowd, and he approached them step by step.

Because of fear, Su Li couldn't control her body for a while, and could only stand there blankly.

Just as the pervert was stretching towards Su Li's waist, a figure walked around and stood in front of him, grabbing Su Li's arm and throwing it outward.

Immediately afterwards, a bit of Martian sprung from Qiao Yuan's finger, landed on its chest, and quickly spread throughout its body.

Just in an instant, this abnormal spirit with a perverted habit screamed and turned into ashes.

[Normal energy value +52]

"..."

"You only have one life, remember to keep your eyes open before getting in the car next time, and... use your brains when things happen, don't believe what others say."

呲~

Sparks splash!

The trick knife in his hand was inserted into the floor of the carriage, and the subway, which was running at high speed, shook and trembled violently, as if it might derail at any time.

Fortunately, the worst didn't happen, the subway was successfully forced to stop by Qiao Yuan.

"Hurry up!"

Qiao Yuan's voice exploded, and everyone reacted and fled the carriage in a hurry.

...

Seeing a few people leave, Qiao Yuan pulled out the crafty knife and aimed at the only remaining ghosts in the carriage.

The reason why I didn't do anything before was mainly because my eyelids had been twitching from the moment I got in the car.

As the saying goes, the left eye jumps for money, and the right eye jumps for disaster.

It's been a long time since my right eyelid twitched so crazily!

And the sixth sense told himself that this was not groundless, Qiao Yuan seriously suspected that there was a big boss hidden in the carriage.

Since there are no living people, you can do it!

This subway has to be reserved by itself!

"Are there any powerful guys hiding? If there are any, come out quickly. You all know that I have a bad temper. If I don't come out, I will do it!"

Qiao Yuan glanced around the carriage.

The old man put down the newspaper, revealing that miserable, emaciated face.

The little girl also stopped shaking, stood up from the seat, and looked at Qiao Yuan innocently.

The pregnant woman was clutching her stomach, feeling extremely painful, as if she was about to give birth, a puddle of foul-smelling liquid flowed out from underneath.

A thin man coughed constantly, as if he was dying of cancer.

The man in the legless suit stretched out his hands and crawled forward, howling, leaving long bloodstains on the ground.

"..."

It seems that there are no powerful spirits in this carriage.

Old, weak, sick, disabled, pregnant...

Not even easy to walk.

Those who hear it are sad, and those who hear it cry.

As a good young man in the new era, Qiao Yuan's morality and conscience told me that he should not do anything.

No matter!

Clang~

Insert the trick knife into the floor.

Rush into the ghost pile with bare hands!

Scratch and scratch and scratch in the tiny compartment.

Throw the little strange spirit slowly.

Tear~

The blade exudes a cold light, blowing hair and breaking hair!

Every spirit that collided with the blade was reduced to nothingness.

[Normal energy value +45, +28, +68, +26...]

The spirit is "suicide".