Those Years I Opened a Zoo

According to the usual practice, Duan Jiaze looked at the animal form of Xiong Siqian. He deliberately took care of the body shape.

"The head of the school relaxed." Xiong Siqian turned into a **** bear with more than two meters, only a little bigger than the ordinary black bear, still accepting the scope.

Duan Jiaze: "This is ok."

Xiong Siqian was ashamed and said: "The head of the garden, there is a request underneath, I don't know if it is inappropriate."

Duan Jiaze was alert: "What request? Let's talk first, we are not very good."

Before the land pressure was to slap the gold foil to his office, then he was used to the local tyrants. If Xiong Siqian also misses the old environment, let him put a Guanyin gold body next to him...

After Xiong Siqian was taught by the land pressure, Duan Jiaze could not be more polite. He said: "There is nothing. There is not a lot of money. It is to study well. I want to ask if I can put a few books in the cage when I am on duty in the future. read."

Duan Jiaze: "..."

... This buddy is just too joke, and put a book, it is better to give you a dress. To say this, Bai Suzhen should sit in a cage to prescribe medicine. If there is a su, he should play with the tail. Is this for fear that tourists do not know that you are not normal?

Duan Jiaze: "No, our ordinary bears are not so smart."

Xiong Siqian was very sorry and saddened: "So, it will be boring in the daytime, and it will waste a lot of time."

Xiong Siqian was so eager to learn, and Duan Jiaze was a little embarrassed. He hesitated: "The book can't be read. It's not as good. I will give you a TV on the opposite wall. Let's put a video to see you?"

There are Su and Lu pressure. They have TV in their rooms, and there is not much Xiong Siqian. And being outside, usually inserting some civilized propaganda films, will not be suspicious.

"So very good!" Xiong Siqian was overjoyed. "That trouble is fixed on the news channel. I am very concerned about the big things in my country and the world."

Duan Jiaze: ".........good."

......

It is also customary for Duan Jiaze to bring Xiong Siqian to meet other people after work in the evening.

Xiong Siqian, as a goddess of Guanyin, is a well-informed person. These people have a common understanding of Lu Jiang and Su He, but his qualifications are not as deep as these two, and Su is okay, only nodding in front of the land pressure. It is with Bai Suzhen, Xiaoqing is old knowledge, you can talk about laughter and give birth.

Qingbai and Xiong Siqian have not seen each other for a while, Xiong Siqian did not know that Xiaoqing is now a man.

Xiong Siqian looked at Xiaoqing and said: "How did Xiaoqing girl turn to sex? Now I want to call the younger brother."

Xiaoqing: "The marriage is too annoying."

Xiong Siqian nodded, and after a while, the words were amazing: "What if you like this with a man?"

The bear found Hua Point, Duan Jiaze thought, if a man likes Xiaoqing, then the man’s affirmation is not right, and he does not know how Xiaoqing’s **** is, can he accept psychological homosexual love.

Of course, one can also consider a situation, anyway, modern society is different...

Xiaoqing: "You know the blind! Now both men and men are shopping in hand."

Xiong Siqian was shocked. "Is there such a thing? Oh, Xiong is not enough to understand the lower bounds. The younger brother can rest assured."

Duan Jiaze sweated a bit, and wanted to say that Xiaoqing’s Sichuan accent came out. At this time, someone called Duan Jiaze.

At this point, the employees are all off work. The person who called Duan Jiaze was the person in charge of the construction site next door. Duan Jiaze put the person in. "How?"

The person in charge said: "Consult with you, then how to do greening, what kind of tree should I plant? I have to prepare for purchase here."

This dozens of acres of land, green area is not small.

Duan Jiaze: "Just as usual, unified style."

"Wait," Xiong Siqian stopped. "I want to plant trees? Just, Xiong has some seeds here. It was the favorite food before. It is better to bring it down. It is better to plant it."

Black bears should be omnivorous animals, many plants eat, and if appropriate, it doesn't matter if they are planted.

Duan Jiaze is still a good speaker. As long as the animals cooperate, he will try his best to meet the requirements of his ability. After all, it is not easy for everyone.

Duan Jiaze asked: "What plant?"

Xiong Siqian: "Zizhu."

Duan Jiaze: "..."

Duan Jiaze took a deep breath: "Is that I think...?"

Xiong Siqian: "Yes."

Very good, was sent to volunteers have not forgotten to pack bamboo, this is very **, the seeds of the Guanyin Zizhulin. This time, the greening of our zoo has also risen with the taller ones. Duan Jiaze waved his hand and decisively said: "Cultivate, plant all!"

Su said: "The purple bamboo is good, it takes too long to grow."

Xiong Siqian touched his chest and was embarrassed to say: "Before you came, you took a few drops of Guanzhi Tuas's Yang Zhi Ganlu..."

Everyone: "..."

Duan Jiaze: Did Guanyin not cut you? It’s not awkward to be like this! !

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The progress of the construction team is actually very fast, but at present there is only a prototype. Duan Jiaze thinks that when they are finished, they will plant bamboo. Otherwise, the dust and sand will not be good.

Xiong Siqian said: "When you finish the planting, you don't have to wait for a long time, it's okay, this purple bamboo can be polluted by this."

Duan Jiaze also thought that this variety is guaranteed. So he gave the construction team a vacation and took Xiong Siqian to the construction site where the cement road had not been repaired. The green areas were all planned.

"Do you have enough bamboo?" Duan Jiaze asked.

Xiong Siqian: "It is a small meaning to give you all these forty acres..."

Duan Jiaze: "..."

He suddenly felt that Xiong Siqian was ready to be punished for hundreds of years?

Xiong Siqian sprinkled bamboo seeds, then diluted the Yangzhi nectar and irrigated it on the land.

Duan Jiaze watched the bamboo shoots break out of the ground, and then just like fast-forward, he took a section and blinked up. After growing to a certain height, he began to flourish and green.

Finally, a thick purple bamboo is formed in a clump of bowls. At this time, the effectiveness of Yangzhi Ganlu has not been exhausted. It slowly nourishes the purple bamboo, and occasionally smashes out a few bamboo shoots.

This Zizhuyu can't say that there is not much bamboo in the world, but the wind blows, the bamboo leaves rustle, it is involuntary, such as Mu Fanyin...

Xiong Siqian pulled out a bamboo shoot and began to smash the bamboo shoots.

Duan Jiaze: "..."

Xiong Siqian said to Duan Jiaze while eating: "The head of the school did not know. When I was away from the old place, when I first arrived at the Luojia Mountain, I was soothed by the Zizhulin."

Duan Jiaze: "........."

Xiong Siqian lost one hand behind him, holding bamboo shoots in one hand and screaming at the wind and screaming at the wind: "Eat the Magnolia slice, taste the purple bamboo and know it."

Duan Jiaze: ?

Suddenly poetry, a little embarrassed...

Duan Jiaze smacked two palms, "good wet, good wet."

He also couldn't compare poetry. Instead, he saw that Xiong Siqian was particularly fragrant. He was a little embarrassed. He dug down and dug two bamboo shoots in his hand, pondering that a bamboo shoots would be fried tomorrow.

......

As a "newly introduced" animal, the **** bear was sent by Hu Da for the driving fake.

- Hu Dawei is crying. He hasn't encountered such a weird thing for a few hundred years. Several great gods are animals in the zoo. They are also coming and going, and this is another big predecessor. .

Because Duan Jiaze has been studying the introduction of things recently, it is not surprising that he will not be able to pull a new animal at this time. Huang Wei also said that the relationship between the directors is hard, and that the formalities are all fixed.

And this time, it is actually your own account.

This is a small animal that is rare in Lingbi. The employees have come to watch. Xiaosu takes a variety of pictures with his mobile phone and prepares to send a manuscript to inform the public to watch the new animals.

Xiaosu: "Come, look here, bear baby."

Black Wind King: "??"

Xiaosu: "Hey, the black bears are all black and lacquered, and they look like charcoal."

Duan Jiaze: "Return to give you a SLR..."

Xiaosu said seriously: "I think this is the reason for the bear. Right, the headmaster, when I passed the construction site, I found that there was a lot of bamboo transplanted there?"

Duan Jiaze: "Well? Ah, yes, transplanted."

"It's still pretty, bamboo shoots can feed the bears," Xiaosu said with a face. "If we grow bigger, we can introduce pandas... but I heard that pandas pick than ordinary black bears, they eat bamboo." They are all carefully selected and have quality requirements. Which zoos that introduce pandas have to make special bamboos."

Duan Jiaze was silent for a while. "People have dreams that are good, but I think the quality of the bamboo we transplanted is very good..."

Can a zoo without a panda be a sturdy zoo?

Although raising pandas is a bit far away, Duan Jiaze can guarantee that there should be no bears, including bamboo that pandas can eat compared to Comrade Cubs!

......

Xiaosu took enough pictures, and suddenly shouted Duan Jiaze. "Director, isn't this in our garden?"

Duan Jiaze probed it. It turned out to be a microblog that many people forwarded. It is a work that has just won the International Photography Award. The first one is a Chinese journalist's work, entitled "Tai Chi", in the picture, light and shadow delivery, one The young priest and a male lion look across the glass wall, the youngster is silent, the lion roars, and the picture is very tense.

"It's really true!" Duan Jiaze was amazed. He remembered this scene. Luo Wuzhou came through Lele's residence when he was inquiring. At that time, he also took a photo with his mobile phone, but he was far from the works of professionals. And he did not remember that there were people at the scene who took pictures with the camera.

Xiaosu sighed: "This is a very good shot! Let's forward it and claim it."

"Yes," Duan Jiaze said, "Hey, can you find the contact information of this author? This is really good, we can wash it out and hang it at the zoo, and we won the prize."

"I have a look," Xiaosu searched according to the name. He also found out the author's Weibo, which was authenticated by the reporter. Under the inspiration of Duan Jiaze, he sent a private letter to the author, indicating that it was from the zoo. Money to buy a photo.

When the reporter saw the zoo, I was very happy to agree. I asked how many inches I wanted to send them a wash.

The photo of this chapter was hanged in the pavilion of Lele by Duan Jiaze, and it was annotated.

Xiaosu later forwarded Weibo, indicating that the lion in the picture is the Lingbi Zoo, and the Taoist is on the water.

The commentary is that the Taoist priests will live a good life, and there is nothing to go to the zoo to visit.

Others said that this priest seems to be too old, and maybe the Taoist organization of the underage Taoist priests went...

This is good, and an informed netizen jumped out and said: You are so naive, the relationship between the zoo and the waterfront is not ordinary, it belongs to the brother unit. Oh, it’s a bit wrong to say that the brothers are a bit, but what is also a cousin unit, these two units also sell coupons together!

The netizens also smothered the ticket stubs, and the crowds expressed their stunned eyes.

Because of several hot-spinning microblogs, and a few days ago, the fans of the Lingbi official blog have risen to 100,000, and there are still some followers. Many of them are not locals and have never been to Donghai. Now I know that there is still such a thing.

"If you see it for a long time, the zoo can also sell a joint ticket with the Taoist Temple..."

"This is not a law, but it is too special!"

"Amazing my coffin! Do the Taoists believe in the White Fox?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha right, there is a big fairy in it, the governors, is the big fairy really a fairy?"

At this time, there is also the official blog of Aite Linshui.

In this era, even if it is a religious unit, there are many official officials, especially the waterfront view or tourist attraction.

However, the official blog of Linshuiguan is not very active, and it does not interact with fans. After all, it is the Taoist management and the Taoist official blog. In addition to issuing Taoist culture, some leaders are usually sent to inspect. The committee responded to the spirit of the meeting, or reminded the believers to follow the civilization... Never reply to comments in the comments asking for online fortune telling.

In other words, Linshui does not interact online.

Now being Aite, the Taoist who managed the official Bo saw it for a long time, and ran to find Shao Wuxing to ask for it.

Shao Wuxing tangled a bit and said: "Turn it..."

So I thought about it and forwarded Weibo, but I didn’t say it, it’s a gesture of admitting that I’m selling a coupon with Lingbi.

However, Xiaosu’s side is very lively and forwarded to Linshui’s view. “Yes, I have a cooperative relationship with the right side and strong cooperation [blush], welcome everyone to visit us in the East China Sea!”

Netizens looked at it and said:

"This mix of feelings, actually subtly sprouted..."

"I have made up a lot of stories!"

"Silver, the white fox must be true, I have to insist on superstition."

......

"Today, I will give you a dish." Duan Jiaze took the dish of bamboo shoots and put them on Xu’s table. They also bite a piece of bamboo shoots in their mouths.

The meat is human, but the taste of this bamboo shoot is really... great! !

The staff did not take it seriously at first, and after a sip, they also cried.

"Is this bamboo shoot too fresh? I have never eaten such a delicious bamboo shoot!"

"No, I think it has gone beyond the scope of bamboo shoots... compared to my favorite beast."

"Where is the headmaster?"

"Why do you suddenly give it a good meal... Is this generally not the treatment of Lu Ge? You long quarreled with Lu Ge?"

As soon as I mentioned this dish, it might be a food for the local pressure. Everyone’s chopsticks were stuck, and it was a bit difficult to continue. To be honest, the land pressure did not leave any shadow on them, but he seemed to be particularly uncomfortable.

"There is a lot of things planted on the construction site there." Duan Jiaze said while eating, "It is not land pressure, and the land pressure does not eat bamboo shoots."

Vegetables, bamboo shoots or something, the land pressure is disdain, and because the number is enough, Xiong Siqian will not dare to care, Duan Jiaze will boldly add food.

Other people have nothing to do with the land pressure, and they continue to eat happily.

I don’t know if Guanyin knows that his bamboo shoots are so delicious... Or maybe it’s because it’s delicious to plant this in the dojo?

Duan Jiaze opened a brain hole, and it is quite possible to consciously.

......

In the afternoon, Duan Jiaze went to the reptile pavilion to clean the cage.

This work was not his, nor did he know why, tourists like to watch him interact with the land pressure, probably because there is no performance of land pressure and not with other birds, they can’t interact and don’t dare to Warmly love to see the head of the garden to feed the birds.

Duan Jiaze strolled in and pretended to clean it. In fact, it was not dirty at all, and the land pressure was not a bird.

Only this time, Duan Jiaze saw two red feathers on the ground, and picked it up. Then he found that there was still temperature on the feathers. Duan Jiaze was quite surprised. He thought about it and didn't lose it.

Later, after work, Duan Jiaze was turned back to the human form and the land pressure was blocked. "Don't think I didn't see it. At that time, I was afraid that the tourists outside didn't say it, but I saw you stealing my hair!"

Duan Jiaze: "..."

Duan Jiaze: "Hey, hey!"

Said so ugly, but also stolen, he did not hide, is the bright ostrich ostrich hair, have fallen on the ground and not allowed others to take away? Of course, if the land pressure has its own purpose, let him be.

The land pressure is not terribly authentic: "That doesn't work. Who knows what you want to do?"

Said, his face was inexplicably red.

Duan Jiaze: "??"

Duan Jiaze slowly said: "Can you give me some hints, I don't know what your three-legged Jinwu is doing with feathers... But my own words, I want to collect it. In a few years, I might be able to make an automatic fever pillow. ”

Land pressure: "..."