Those Years I Opened a Zoo

Lu Jiang and others have been here for a long time, but basically there is no entertainment for going out, that is, playing cards in the park and watching TV shows.

But now that Zhu Xi is here, he is holding the lower bound of the holiday mentality. He has recently built a house for Duan Jiaze. Duan Jiaze looked at him too hard, very embarrassed.

Moreover, Duan Jiaze himself was actually a little tired recently, and there was no holiday. The restaurant was stable. The aquarium was not busy, so please go out and play, and occasionally relax.

Because I had to go to work during the day, I had to go out at night. Duan Jiaze deliberately only brought the people who were dispatched. Even Hu Dawei did not bring such a thing, so as not to reveal the stuffing.

Duan Jiaze also sent hundreds of pieces of cash to each person and said: "If you look at what you like, you don't have to take the leaves to change the bills. It's not easy to make money. If you don't have enough, just ask me to brush the QR code."

Everyone looked at Duan Jiaze with contempt: "Is the leaves changed? You see more TV shows."

Duan Jiaze: "...not? What did you change?"

"We don't have to change things, even if we want to change, you can rest assured that it is true than true, and will never change back to the leaves."

Su said, but also took the hand of Duan Jiaze and complained: "I heard that many people in the society are traffickers, directors, let us hold hands, otherwise someone will start with me?"

Everyone: "..."

Jingwei's human form is fourteen and five years old, and has been separated from the children's category, and Su seems to be a cute Loli.

Therefore, there is no problem with the words of Su, but if you think about this loli is a nine-tailed fox, and it is the one that subverts the Shang Dynasty, it makes people a little black.

- What to do, obviously it should be a trafficker!

Duan Jiaze was handcuffed by Su, who was so soft and soft. When she saw her trust, she couldn’t help but swear: "No, sister, then it’s useless to pull me. You pull the bear or the Dao is more powerful."

Xiong Siqian smiled at Su Shi.

The land pressure turned a blind eye.

... As far as these two are concerned, there is a Soviet Union who does not want to pull.

Duan Jiaze also took the ancestor and couldn’t help her. She said, “Well, let’s go to the last bus...”

The big coffin zoo, I haven't bought a official car yet, but I rented a short-term bus to pick up the monks, but I bought them an electric car and didn't renew it.

So Duan Jiaze was so eager to take a group of gods to take the bus...

......

After the bus arrived in the city, it also had to transfer to one of the most prosperous commercial areas in the city, Longmen Square.

Duan Jiaze, Lu Jiang, You Su, Bai Suzhen, Xiao Qing, Xiong Siqian, Zhu Xi and Jing Wei have a total of eight people. This team is very eye-catching. Duan Jiaze is holding the Soviet Union in the forefront, behind is not a handsome man, just like a bear. The modest existence of Siqian and Zhu Xi is very high.

It’s hard to relax for one night. Everyone agrees with Duan Jiaze’s experience of experiencing human life. Therefore, according to the routine, Duan Jiaze must take them to dinner, go to the movies, and finally go to the barbecue.

This point is the time when people are the most, and they have to wait everywhere. Duan Jiaze took the number and let everyone sit down and so on.

Su Xiaoxiao said: "Thank you, the director, I have not waited for the position."

Duan Jiaze: "..."

... I can’t hear it completely. Is the tone of Su’s tone?

At this time, two girls who were very beautifully dressed were a little embarrassed to come over and looked at the pressure with shame: "Sorry, disturb, but can you ask for your micro signal?"

In this line, Bai Suzhen, Jingwei and Susu are three girls. Bai Suzhen seems to be more mature, and he is very close to Xiaoqing. Jingwei is a junior high school student, and it is even more necessary to take Duan Jiaze’s Su It is.

The two girls looked at it for a long time and took the courage to come and talk.

This situation is really not unexpected, the land pressure is outstanding, the momentum is very impressive, and the crowd is particularly conspicuous. He usually stays at the zoo, but when he comes out of the platform, he doesn't know how many girls are teasing and talking. There are many people watching him along this road.

This time someone bravely came over and talked, everyone feels interesting watching them, most of them have not seen how to deal with land pressure.

However, the land pressure is very incomprehensible, and they don’t look at them. They are cold and cold: "No."

One of the girls was reluctant to try again with a slightly spoiled tone: "Is it really not? Why, handsome, don't be so cold."

The land pressure is not resistant to the tunnel: "No, you are just the ordinary people."

Girls: "..............."

The two looked at each other and did not expect to encounter a big handsome guy. It was a serious illness in the middle of a conversation, and the look went away intricately.

......

Duan Jiaze almost laughed and burst into tears, and said to everyone: "I don't want to be a monarch."

There is Su (on the surface) very respectful and authentic: "After all, it is early."

The land pressure glanced at them, and they couldn’t catch the handle, so they snorted and showed disdain.

When it was their turn, the waiter took the person to the seat and saw Duan Jiaze holding Su, and said with a smile: "Is this your daughter? It's so cute."

Duan Jiaze & You Su: "..."

This is really an embarrassing misunderstanding. Duan Jiaze hurryed: "No, this is my sister."

"Sorry." The waiter hurriedly said, "I got it wrong, but your sister is really beautiful, cute, and you are like."

This sentence is purely a blink of an eye, and Duan Jiaze does not feel that he has a Su Neng image, but he still responded: "Thank you."

Eight people in the private room, now is the busiest time, the waiter put the menu down and go out first, let them call themselves when ordering.

As soon as he got into the seat, Lu Jiang said with gloating: "Fox, Duan Jiaze looks like your father."

This tone can be said to be very ill-conceived. Daojun always squats and no one can beat himself to fire.

There are also a little bit of depression in Su, which is caused by the young age. The advantage is that there is no adult harassment. The downside is that it is easy to eat this kind of loss. However, there is no exposure on the surface of the Su, and the pat on the chest looks innocent and authentic: "Fortunately, I am holding the head of the garden, otherwise I will follow the proposal of the director, isn't it..."

She said, revealing an expression that was implicit and disgusting.

Lu Jiang, Xiong Siqian: "..."

Duan Jiaze is willing to recognize him as a father, but also to step on a foot pressure. He has to cough twice. "When we go to watch 3D movies, do you have this in the fairy world?"

This is everyone's interest, and I suddenly shifted the topic and discussed it.

In fact, the fairy world is also very advanced, like the network, there are also people in the fairy world. However, there is no such thing as a movie theater. After all, even if no one is filming, there is no way to develop related technologies.

But everyone is despised by the special effects described by Duan Jiaze, and the effect is actually used for fraud?

When watching the movie, everyone was scattered in two rows. There was a sitting on the left side of the Jiaze, and the land pressure was on the right side of the Jiaze. Everyone was very serious about the technology.

It is also the plot of love in the middle of this special effect film, especially at the end of the male and female protagonist deeply affectionate kiss, the dear is called a muddy, half a day, the lips are still inseparable.

Duan Jiaze saw that other parents were holding the eyes of the children, thinking that they should also bow, so they turned to see the eyes of Su.

Su has avoided: "Thank you, no need."

Duan Jiaze said that he was doing a good job. When he sat back, he saw the land pressure and looked down at the screen. He was restless, quite shy in direct view but more shameful that he would be shy...

Unexpectedly, Daojun was so innocent, Duan Jiaze was very emotional. He was very understanding and clasped his 3D glasses with his hands. He blocked his gaze and smiled and said: "I am calling you after this performance."

The land pressure is red, "You, you..."

Duan Jiaze did not feel anything before, but the reaction of the land pressure made him feel like he was swaying people... feeling gaygay.

However, at this time, it seems that the loose hand is a bit of a slap in the face, so Duan Jiaze has been squatting all the time, thinking that fortunately, the monarch can't see his expression, and wait until the hero and the protagonist have finished the game, pretending that nothing has happened.

The land pressure probably hasn't encountered such a thing. After a few sentences, I didn't play it and didn't swear. Instead, I was silent, and I didn't talk until the eggs were finished.

......

After watching the movie, Jia Ze also pulled people from Longmen Square to Haibin Road to eat barbecue. This road is close to the sea, there are many nightingale shops, and there are more people dating and walking on weekends and evenings.

When Jing Wei saw the sea, he said, "You should eat it first. I will fill the sea."

Duan Jiaze Khan said: "... OK, go early and go back early."

When Duan Jiaze went to college, he often went out to play with his classmates. He took the people to the nightingale shop and ordered the dishes. Today, Monday, so people are not a lot, sitting in the open air seat, the sea breeze blowing at night, very comfortable.

Thinking of the Jingwei who just went to play the water, Duan Jiaze suddenly asked: "Dao Jun, Jingwei looks like a crow, then she is not a crow?"

Land pressure: "Not counting."

Duan Jiaze: "Not counting, how big is the difference between your three-legged Jinwu and the crow? Is there a reproductive isolation?"

Land pressure: "..."

Duan Jiaze: "Are you not the last three-legged golden scorpion? If there is reproductive isolation with other birds, then it is not... lost the ability to multiply, and the function is extinct."

Lu pressure annoyed: "You are a very perverted person, and always ask this question."

Is this problem abnormal? Duan Jiaze quickly raised his hands and clarified to everyone: "I don't have it. I asked him this kind of question for the first time. I just talked about it academically. After all, now you are the only one who is rare."

Look at the words of the king, do not make it clear that everyone thought he asked the three-way problem.

There is Su Youyou: "The headmaster just wants to know why Daojun is still single. In fact, after the cultivation of the Taoist body, it does not matter what the roots are. Of course, the world must be unable to appear the second pure gold. In short, single is because Daojun is a Taojun, not because Daojun is a three-legged Jinwu."

Duan Jiaze: "..."

This nine-tailed fox is really terrible. Just guessing his original intention, he really remembers the land pressure bullying the old man. The land pressure is especially pure in the cinema. I feel that the land pressure is because of the problem of marriage, so I am angry. So I will ask you back.

And the answer of the nine-tailed fox is really wonderful, that is to say, the land pressure is not because there is no such thing, but because the bird is too...

Behind everyone's own brain, anyway, how can you understand it.

But the land pressure is not a fool. I can hear that there is a sense of sues, pointing to Su Dao: "Dead fox..."

Duan Jiaze quickly slammed the round and stuffed a beer into the hands of Lu Jiang. He opened the topic: "Come, everyone will have a cup together. Everyone has worked hard during this time."

Lu Guan looked at Duan Jiaze, barely picked up his wine, and he hated to hate him and dared to arrange his eyes.

A few glasses of wine, the dishes have come up one after another, Duan Jiaze said: "Right, how is Jingwei still playing? If you don't come back to eat, who will call her."

Bai Suzhen stood up, her cheeks were flushed, and she drank several cups. It seemed that the amount of alcohol was not particularly good. She said, "I will wash my hands and go to Jingwei."

Duan Jiaze: "Well, I have trouble with my sister."

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On the East Sea side of the night, a 14-year-old girl, sitting on the big stone on the beach without any smoke, was holding a small stone at hand, and the sea breeze blew her long skirt and hunted.

She was so focused, as if she was completely unaware of her, there were three obscure adult men approaching here.

The three men walked close, and observed that there was only one person here. One of them cleared his throat and smiled and said: "Little sister, what is a person doing here?"

As the girl did not hear, she continued to squat on the pebbles.

Closer, the three men used the moonlight to see the beautiful face of the girl, and could not help but covet.

The three of them are foreigners who are known in the East China Sea. Two of them have a criminal record. The "hobbies" are the same, and they have recently committed many cases. Today, I also deliberately came out to commit crimes. I did not expect to encounter a beautiful girl, and my heart was lucky.

The experienced three immediately dispersed some, blocked the retreat, and prepared to "take down" the girl.

"Roll." The girl looked at them and spit out a word. The cold eyes turned out that the man who faced her was a little scared, but when she shook the gods, she was afraid of shrinking and losing people. Instead, she went two big steps forward.

"Roll? I will let you roll a little later."

Jingwei is indifferent to hatred and grievances. It does not mean that the temper is good, and it is absolutely impossible to know the maliciousness of others.

Seeing that they have no regrets, the girl has no intention of nonsense, stand up and jump off the big stone, reach out and pull out the whole five-meter-long stone, and hold it with ease, just like holding a piece of foam.

Rogues: "?!!"

They can hardly believe their eyes and still see if there are any people around. Is this a ambushing prank? This boulder and this thigh have no girls with their arms thick, they simply don't take it!

But with the sand falling on the stone and the dynamics of the moment, it is really not like a fake stone.

There is a rogue muttering: "Impossible..."

At this point, the girl raised the boulder over her head -

I just said that it was impossible, and immediately turned around and ran, indicating that I still believe in the subconscious.

The young girl throws the boulder out of the way, and slams it in the first place. He first slammed the man's back. The man slammed into the ground. He didn't scream, he was crushed by the stone, and he didn't know how to live.

The rest of the two looked back and saw the girl looking in the night. The white face had no expression on her face, and her eyes were cold and scary. They screamed in horror and ran faster.

"The trough, the trough, the trough..." One of them kept saying "the trough", and it was difficult to express the shock in his heart.

The other one is not good enough to go anywhere, in my mind: What kind of monster is this? Will not catch up? It’s terrible, no one around can stop her...

This person has completely forgotten, obviously they are looking for a single woman in a quiet place.

The two ran under the streetlights and saw the lively storefront not far away. This was a relief, and I looked back, but I didn’t catch up.

They are still shocked. I didn't expect to encounter a sly encounter this time. Not only did they have a strange power, but they also said that they would swear, and they didn't care about their lives. Their acquaintances didn't know how to die.

A few of them are just the courage of women. In the face of such a dare s-a, they immediately smashed.

One of them touched his back. "I am sweating in the trough."

The other person trembled and said: "Don't say... I have a few drops of urine..."

The two men supported each other and went to the public toilet next to them to pee a urine, otherwise they would have to urinate.

The door of the men's restroom was closed, and he reached out and pushed, but it seemed that someone was leaning on it. The rogue that had already urinated a few drops was rushing, and he slammed hard. "W0\'ka-i, who the **** is? Don't block it!"

After he pushed it, the door opened halfway and they rushed in.

As soon as he entered the door, the two rogues were stunned: a white giant python was in the bathroom, occupying almost the entire space, just as its head was against the door, and the head was raised, staring coldly at the two The human who just came in, spit out the snake letter, opened his mouth and opened his mouth...

Two rogues:! ! !

Suddenly, they didn't have any extra reaction. They didn't even have time to scream. They turned their eyes together and fainted to the ground. The crotch opened a dark color.

......

Half a minute later, a beautiful man in a white suit walked out of the men's restroom with a stunned blush on his face. He looked at the door outside and hurried into the female toilet on the other side. Looking up to confirm the sign: Well, this time is correct.

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Duan Jiaze saw that Bai Suzhen came back with Jingwei and rushed to raise their hands. "Come here, Xiaowei, leaving you a oyster."

Jingwei sat down, "Thank you for the director."

Duan Jiaze: "Haha, you are hiding from the water, I can't see it."

Jingwei: "In a more secluded place."

Duan Jiaze: "Oh, the quiet place is better, no one can find you, haha."

Xiaoqing has no intention to say: "How did my sister go for a few minutes."

Bai Suzhen calmly said: "Nothing, make up a makeup in the bathroom."

Under the splendid starlight, Duan Jiaze took the lead in raising a cup of congratulations and sincerely said: "Come here, Xiaowei is back, and then all have a drink, thank you, I think you are all very good. Next, the development of the coffin is still not Open your support and hope to turn the coffin into a first-class zoo in the Three Realms."

Su Shi said: "The goal of the headmaster seems to have been upgraded."

Duan Jiaze was embarrassed to say: "This is not yours, the specifications are still higher... Anyway, there are no zoos in other circles."

Everyone laughed and even said that the head of the garden was too embarrassed.

When Su Gan finished the cup, he jumped off the chair. "I also went to the toilet."

Duan Jiaze waved his hand: "Oh... then I will not accompany you." He tweeted. "Be careful not to meet bad guys."