Three Kingdoms: Never keep a low profile, Cao Anmin, a maniac seeking death

"Yuan Tan, for my father, I will send General Zhang He to your account again!"

The matter has come to this, and Yuan Tan has nothing to say.

"Father, Yuan Tan still wants to ask for one thing!"

Say. "

"Please transfer General Chun Yuqiong to my account. "

Yuan Shao thought about it for a while, now is the time to employ people.

Okay, just give Yuan Tan a face.

Chun Yuqiong hurriedly kowtowed to Yuan Shao and thanked him.

Yecheng.

Cao Anmin was leisurely, leisurely taking the five daughters to make hot pot on the Tongque platform.

"I can't eat anymore, I want to lose weight. "

Diao Chan touched her flat lower abdomen, there was no fat at all, and she was still shouting to lose weight.

It seems that women of any era have common problems, and they are not satisfied with their perfect figures.

"Report, Childe. Captain Feng of the Haw Par Battalion begs to see you!"

A girl of seventeen or eighteen years old, with a long sword hanging from her waist, and wearing a white brocade suit, hurried up.

Eating a hot pot is not worry-free, Cao Anmin sandwiched a piece of mutton and ate it into his mouth.

The lamb is tender and smooth.

"The five ladies use it slowly, and the husband will come when he goes. By the way, who is going to sleep tonight?"

Diao Chan, Cai Zhaoji, and Da Qiao know the taste of the three women's faces are flushed.

Xiao Qiao, Zhen Mi is still young, but she doesn't know the true meaning of the bed.

"It's my turn. "

Xiao Qiao stood up coquettishly and took the initiative to send out an invitation.

Cao Anmin's tiger body shook.

Xiao Qiao's spirit is commendable, but this child is still young.

Looks like this night is going to be tough again.

"What kind of strange expression do you have? If you don't want to come, forget it, I really don't want you to come, you always hug me when you come. I don't even have a good night's sleep. "

.....

Cao Anmin, Xiao Qiao's sister.

Only then did you know that you are such a tiger.

Don't talk about it, hurry up!

Diao Chan just caught a slender piece of rodish and cooked it, and put it in its mouth.

It was said by Xiao Qiao in a word.

Poof!

With a bang, the hot and soft robus came out of Diao Chan's nostrils!

"Wow, Sister Diao Chan, you are so amazing. Let's put on another show. "

Zhen Mi looked impressed, picked up a piece of Luo Shred, and handed it to Diao Chan.

.....

Haw Par Hall.

Yuan Shang was tied like a zongzi.

Cao Anmin looked Yuan Shang up and down a few times.

"Yo ho, what is this idiot doing again?"

"Report to Gongzi, Yuan Shang led 10,000 elite soldiers to attack Yecheng and was annihilated by my tiger and leopard battalion in one fell swoop! Capture the enemy's main general Yuan Shang alive!

Yuan Shang bowed his head and said nothing.

But his heart was already terrified.

He originally thought that Yecheng only had 3,500 Cao troops, and the leading general was a playboy.

Isn't it easy to take Yecheng?

Things do not turn out the way you want.

Yuan Shang was still twenty miles away from Yecheng when he encountered the tiger and leopard camp.

Yuan Shang remembered it now, and his legs were still trembling.

My body couldn't stop shaking.

It's horrible.

This Cao army rode a great horse and wore Xuantie armor.

Ordinary swords slashing at their hands can't break their defenses at all!

But the slender Mo knife in their hands, under the rapid gallop of Dawan Liangju, directly pierced through the heavy armor of Yuan Jun's elite horse!

With a single charge, thousands of Yuan troops died under the Mo knife of the Tiger and Leopard Battalion.

Yuan Shang led no more than two thousand elite cavalry, and the tiger and leopard battalion charged two. There are very few Yuan Junjing who can ride on horses.

As for the infantry, the Haw Par Battalion was a complete one-sided massacre.

Of the 10,000 Yuan troops, 3,000 were killed.

Four thousand surrendered, and the rest of the rout fled in all directions.

Yuan Shang tried to escape, but was captured by Captain Feng of the Haw Par Battalion.

"Yuan Shang, this son let you go. You're back looking for death. Tell me for yourself, what should a fool like you do to you?"

"Ding, the host humiliated Yuan Shang successfully and rewarded 300 sheep. "

"Please Gongzi Cao's sake for the sake of my father Yuan Shao, don't kill me. Let me go back. "

"Let you go back, you idiot is a waste of rations to stay with Ben Gongzi. "

Yuan Shang was overjoyed, and the meaning of Cao Anmin's words was clearly not to kill him.

"Thank you Gongzi Cao for not killing! Yuan Shang will definitely report to his father when he goes back, and he will give Yecheng to Gongzi Cao..."

"Fool! Yecheng has long been captured by Ben Gongzi. Do you want to send a fart? Last time, you engraved the words on that wine bag and rice bag, right? This time, you continue. See if your words have grown. "

Cao Anmin pointed to the young Tiger and Par Battalion soldier standing next to Captain Feng.

"Childe, I'm literate all these days. "

Zhang Yuan hurriedly stepped forward and replied happily.

Zhang Yuan, a captain of the Tiger and Leopard Battalion, is very clever and is a fellow villager with Captain Feng.

was asked to come by Captain Feng and became a personal soldier.

Childe actually knows Zhang Yuan!

Captain Feng looked surprised, and at the same time happy for Zhang Yuan.

"That's good. Zhang Yuan, engrave him with letters. Well, just engrave 'I'm an idiot!'"

Lettering?

The punishment of the head of Qian!

Yuan Shang was frightened: "Please spare Yuan Shang, after I return to Jizhou, I will offer gold, silver, and beauties." "

"Yuan Shang, are you buying this son? Okay, you are the fourth and third duke of the Yuan family, and you are a member of the Hebei Wang family. It does seem to be rich. In this way, write a letter and ask your father Yuan Shao to redeem you with a million taels of gold!"

"A million taels of gold!?"

Yuan Shang, there are words of suffering.

Although his Yuan family is rich, it is really enough to take out a million taels of gold!

"Of course, the words are still engraved. Otherwise, if you're dressed like a dog, who knows you're a fool? "

Yuan Shang scolded in his heart, I'm really stupid!

I knew it was a fart like this.

It's good now, the punishment of the head of the Qiantou can't be escaped.

It's worth a million taels of gold for nothing!

In Yuan Shang's screams of pain, Zhang Yuan was holding a knife and carving.

Worst!

How do you write stupid words for idiots?

"Zhang Yuan, after returning to the camp, copy this character a hundred times!

Cao Anmin has passed the teacher's addiction and is very cool.

"Don't forget the exclamation point, put it on. "

What is an exclamation mark?

Zhang Yuan looked confused.

The characters of that era were read vertically, and there was no punctuation mark.

Sentence breaking is really life-threatening, and Cao Anmin decided to promote such a good thing as punctuation.

It also took a long time to guess the letter sent by the tiger and leopard camp before he could understand what they meant.