Three Kingdoms

Chapter 2837: wearable

  Lu Yu was at a loss.

  Lu Yu is still young, and he has never met a person like Zhang Cun after he arrived at Zhijianyuan, so he doesn't have any experience. In addition, he himself is relatively honest. Although he has been to Qinglong Temple to debate with others, when he debates on the high platform, he always speaks for a paragraph, and he will not interrupt like Zhang Cun, so Whenever he wanted to say something, he was blocked by Zhang Cun with a loud voice, and then asked questions one after another, so that Lu Yu looked as if he was speechless at the moment.

  Zhang Cun became more and more proud.

  The surrounding crowd were chattering.

  『What this person said seems to make sense...』

  『That makes sense! 』

  『What does (⊙_⊙) mean?』

  『I don’t even understand (¬¬¬)? 』

  『Uh...don't understand...』

  『You have a sword, and someone else takes your sword and kills someone, who is to blame? your? 』

  『How can it be mine? Of course it’s someone else’s! 』

  『Here, isn’t this what it is...But he said, this is considered a hussar...』

"ah? Then you just booed and said yes? 』

  『Ahem! Hey, you are boring...I don't want to coax, how can that kid be so arrogant? That kid is not arrogant, so he is as exciting and beautiful as he is now? 』

  『…』

  The man was speechless, turned his head, but saw the people around him applauding again...

  Lu Yu opened his mouth several times to say something, but was interrupted by the surrounding noises. He doesn't have much experience in dealing with such situations, and his reputation is not as good as Zheng Xuan's, so he can't suppress the scene. Seeing Lu Yu's flushed face, the onlookers became more and more joyful, laughing and joking non-stop.

  These onlookers didn't have any prejudice against Lu Yu, but on the one hand, they were happy to watch the excitement. They knew it in their hearts but liked to watch the excitement.

   There are still some people who are just empty-headed, and what others say is what they say...

  As a matter of fact, regarding the affairs of the Western Regions, middle and upper-level officials, or people who are slightly sensitive to politics, can clearly see what the problem is. After all, this is politics...

  If politics does not exchange mutual interests, compromise with each other, and intrigue, but only knows how to fight and kill, or talk about love, then it is still politics? Just change it to an idol drama. With a flick of the hand, the Zhuxian sword dances like a windmill, hitting the invincible hands all over the world, and with a hook of the mouth, everyone from the eighties to the eighteenth will stick to it with shy faces, regardless of whether it is a **** or a president, and it doesn't matter whether it is a special soldier or a special soldier. Forensic doctors, all fall in love!

  The more anxious Lu Yu was, the more he couldn't figure out the logical order of it. The more he couldn't figure it out, he couldn't form an effective language output. Without language output, Zhang Cun became more and more powerful...

  The people around watched and laughed, very happy.

  Seeing that the situation was a little anxious and a little out of control, suddenly a voice came from outside the hall, "What are you guys doing?" ! Is this going to roar the court and gather crowds to make trouble? ! 』

If Lu Yu speaks at one volume, Zhang Cun's volume is three, so just now Zhang Cun was talking on top of Lu Yu, and the new voice was at least five. Everyone was shocked.

What? Ten times the volume and up? Then go ask Mr. Zhang...

  Everyone turned their heads one after another, and then saw Mi Heng striding forward, with an angry expression on his face, "Who is roaring in court! stand out! 』

  『Wow, you Zhengping is here! 』

  『Tsk tsk, now it’s fun...』

  『Shh, shut up! 』

The people who had gathered around the hall shut up one after another, and at the same time made way for both sides, trying their best to express themselves as "this is none of my business", "I'm just here to make soy sauce", "just passing by", " It happened to pass through the state of "and so on, exposing Zhangcun.

  Ni Heng scanned for a week, and then fixed his gaze on Zhang Cun.

   Crown inlaid with gold, white jade belt, fan painted with gold...

   Hum.

  Ni Heng snorted coldly, and walked straight ahead.

  Everyone around bowed their heads.

  Zhang Cun swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

  The people watching outside the hall recognized Mi Heng, so naturally he also recognized him.

  Ni Heng, You Zhengping, known as Qinglong Temple's number one troll, who doesn't know that?

   Shouldn’t this guy be in Qinglong Temple?

  Why did you come here? !

  This is really unexpected...

  What is he doing here?

   Before Zhang Cun could come up with something, Mi Heng had strode up to him, looked him up and down, "You are Zhang's son?" Do you want to speak out against Hussars? 』

⊙o⊙) Uh..." Zhang Cun looked around, and found that the gentry children who followed him at this moment all lowered their heads like quails, and they all looked very cute. Can't help feeling a little flustered in my heart, "Yes, I'm here..."

  『What about advice? ! "You Heng shouted, "Get it for me to see!" 』

  『This…』 Zhang Cun turned around, 『This…』

  『The advice is here. ’ Lu Yu took a step forward and handed the letter of advice to Mi Heng, “I have seen you brother. 』

"Um. 』Mi Heng glanced at Lu Yu, glanced up and down, didn't say anything, just nodded, then took the letter of advice, and read it.

  Zhang Cun subconsciously swallowed his saliva, and then found that he could hear the sound of his own saliva sliding down his throat...

   Ni Heng flipped through Zhang Cun’s book of remonstrance very quickly, but Zhang Cun felt like it had been a long time. withstand! Hold on! Zhang Cun cheers himself up, as long as he can survive this level, he will surely succeed!

  Just now Lu Yu has been defeated, and now he has to take advantage of the victory to pursue. If he can defeat Mi Heng again, wouldn't it be...

Wow!

  Thinking of such a wonderful future, Zhang Cun's little heart couldn't help but jump, and then he got a little more courage, straightened his waist, and tried his best to maintain the original aura.

  Uh, that’s not right, Ni Heng is only in charge of Qinglong Temple, he is not a member of Zhijianyuan, how can he read my letter of advice? Zhang Cun suddenly thought of this, he was taken aback for a moment, then squinted at Mi Heng, and it happened that Mi Heng also glanced at Zhang Cun. The eyes of the two met, and Zhang Cun subconsciously moved his eyes away.

ah? No, how could I avoid it? Damn it! Zhang Cun turned his head again, only to find that Mi Heng had withdrawn his gaze and continued to focus on the letter of remonstrance.

this…

  Why don't I point it out by surprise after he finishes reading it?

  Well, you can definitely catch Mi Heng by surprise!

  Haha, this game is stable again...

  『Zhang Shizi! What are these? What are you going to complain about? ! ’ Not long after Zhang Cun was complacent, Mi Heng suddenly became furious and yelled at Zhang Cun, “Confucius said, there are five righteousnesses in the remonstrance of a loyal minister!” The first is deceitful remonstrance, the second is stupid remonstrance, the third is subdued remonstrance, the fourth is straight remonstrance, and the fifth is wind remonstrance! Do it only by saving the Lord! Let me ask you! What kind of admonition do you belong to? ! 』

  Ni Heng's voice was rolling, as if the roof of Naoken-in Temple was about to be lifted off!

  Not only the people in the hall shrank their heads immediately, but even the attendants outside the Zhijian Courtyard were startled, and then tiptoed away...

  『I... I am of course direct remonstrance...』 Zhang Cun only felt his head buzzing, but he still gritted his teeth and said, his momentum cannot be lost. Also, you just flatten you...」

  『You actually said this is a direct remonstrance! Well, even if you are direct advice! Since it is a direct remonstrance, why do you write so many listening, hearing, sayings of sages, and sayings? ! What is direct remonstrance? ah? ! The direct remonstrance is that you are completely hearsay, and you are just writing from hearsay? ah? ! ’ Mi Heng unceremoniously shook the letter of remonstrance, almost hitting Zhang Cun’s face, ‘Have you ever learned the words of Confucius and Mencius? ! Do you understand what direct remonstrance is? ! Your so-called direct remonstrance, but you are writing rumors throughout the article! Is this straight advice? ! 』

   Zhang Cun's face turned red and then turned pale, "I, I... I am also Feng Jian!" 』

  『Are you talking about wind remonstrance? Do you think this "wind" is "rumor"? Hahaha! The "wind" of wind remonstrance is euphemistic and implicit! It's not just rumors, just chasing rumors! Come on, what kind of advice do you want to change, you might as well say it all! ’ Mi Heng mocked Zhang Cun undisguisedly, ‘You look like a Confucian scholar with a crown on your head and a gown, but you don’t know the scriptures and the correct explanation, isn’t it just a joke? Let me tell you! Who did you learn from? Where do you learn from? A certain one needs to know a thing or two, what kind of a master has such a master! 』

"this! 』Zhang Cun's face turned pale and then red, and then turned into a liver color, and he dared not speak.

  How dare he reveal his master's heritage?

  Everyone in the hall looked at each other, happy little eyes flicked around, but no one dared to speak out without authorization.

"besides! The law of hussars' direct admonition is not to restrict your actions of admonishment, but to standardize the use of admonishment texts! ’ Mi Heng held up Zhang Cun’s book of remonstrance, and shook it from afar in distaste, like shaking a rag. There is neither evidence nor conclusion! There is chaos in the Western Regions, to what extent? How many counties and townships are affected? The people are affected by the disaster, how many people will the disaster cover? How many casualties? Lu Fengxian was guilty. What law did he violate and what law did he violate? What law did the hussars commit? ! There are no such detailed numbers! The whole article is what you think! You heard! You have heard! What is it called? ! ah? ! What is direct remonstrance? Just have to have evidence! Straight to the point! 』

  Ni Heng looked at Zhang Cun with contempt, everything is what you think, why don’t you go to heaven?

  『In addition, there should be a solution to the remonstrance! If you have a question, you should have an answer! Why! Why! What do you want! Why! ’ Mi Heng shook Zhang Cun’s letter of remonstrance, ‘Look, this article is full of questions, but there is no half-answer! In the past, the king of Chu wanted to visit Jingtai, but he refused to accept the direct remonstrance. Zixi remonstrated with the wind and persuaded the king of Chu to return. Zi said to Zai Zixi's remonstrance, enter it above ten miles, and restrain it after a hundred generations! Such methods are called remonstrance! When there is a question, there is an answer! What is your advice? ah? A certain person felt that his eyes were dirty when he saw it, so he should wash it with a clear spring! Do you still want to use such foul words to harm the hussars? ! 』

   Zhang Cun was tongue-tied, sweating profusely, "I...this..."

  『What this and that? ’ Mi Heng approached Zhangcun aggressively again, ‘What’s more, hussars have long had rules, and anyone who has a strategy and advice can be raised in the Qinglong Temple and talk about it widely! If there is something wonderful and commendable, once it is adopted, there will be a reward! And those who gather the crowd on the left side of the road and lead the people to cause chaos will be punished if they are light, and slavery if they are serious! If you have a wonderful way to control the Western Regions, why don't you talk about it on the high platform in Qinglong Temple, eh? ! Why do you want to come here to gather crowds and cause chaos? What do you mean? ! What is the crime? ! 』

  Mi Heng is very clear in his heart, even more so than when he was in Shandong.

  In Mi Heng's eyes, people may turn into various beasts, ghosts, and mouths that touch the world and ground at any time, but the only thing that can restrain these people from becoming monsters is the law.

  The law is not what you hear, hear, or think, but it is written on the ground, as iron as stone.

  In Chang'an, there are very few ghosts in Mi Heng's eyes.

  Because there are various laws restricting these people all the time around, so that these people will not become ghosts or monsters.

  The law is the rope, the constraint, the final boundary that restricts people from becoming ghosts.

  For example, if you smoke and drink, you are still a good person. There is nothing wrong with this, but if you smoke opium unscrupulously and get drunk, this is excessive. Of course, it’s okay to read books, eat and shit, but if you read pirated books, steal other people’s meals, and even jump up and **** in the street, you’ve crossed the line.

  The same thing, some can't be overdone, and some can't cross the line.

  People need laws and boundaries.

   Only those who have laws and boundaries can be considered human beings.

  It's like man needs to wear clothes, but beasts don't.

   But there are times when a man takes off his clothes and the beast puts on his clothes.

  It’s like Mi Heng’s upside-down world in Shandong, where anything is possible and anything can happen.

  Changan is much more normal.

  Most of the people walking on the road are people, and Mi Heng hasn’t seen a ghost for a long time, or a ghost that suddenly changed from a human.

  Because in Chang'an Sanfu, there are laws and boundaries.

  Ni Heng is very happy in Qinglong Temple, because he can argue with people at any time, instead of sitting with ghosts and ghosts, looking at each other and hating each other. But this good mood was ruined by Zhang Cun.

  Because Ni Heng discovered that Zhang Cun turned into a ghost in Qinglong Temple...

  Zhang Cun crossed the line and crossed the line.

  So Mi Heng came here with anger, glaring at Zhang Cun.

  Although Zhang Cun is wearing a golden crown, a silk robe, and a jade belt, in Mi Heng's eyes, Zhang Cun is no longer human.

  Ni Heng doesn't think it's scary, but just thinks it's ugly.

  Ni Heng looked around, seeing the people in the hall change from human to ghost, and then from ghost to human again, so he snorted and looked away disdainfully.

When he was in Shandong before, he was afraid of these ghosts. He thought that people could not fight against ghosts, so he ran away and shut up. He also tried to reason with these ghosts, explaining things clearly, but he later found that It is impossible to communicate, because when a person becomes a ghost, what he speaks and listens to is the ghost's and monster's language, and it is no longer a human's language. Occasionally, ghosts will react to some people's words, and it is because the external expression of the speaker's emotions makes the ghosts happy.

   Now Mi Heng is no longer afraid of these ghosts, because he discovered that ghosts are actually more afraid of people!

   It’s like Zhang Cun now, even though there are three mouths growing on his head and face, aren’t they all tightly closed, unable to speak a word?

"explain! Since you went to Qinglong Temple, why didn't you follow the law of Qinglong Temple? ! ’ Mi Heng stared at Zhang Cun’s forehead with a few tentacles, staring closely at the eyeballs growing out of the tentacles, “The law of Qinglong Temple is carved on both sides of the gate of Qinglong Temple!” You don't want to say that you are blind, you can't see! 』

  『I…』Zhang Cun couldn't answer a word. He was inexplicably scared, because he found that Mi Heng's eyes were not staring at him, but staring at a certain place above his forehead, like the eyes of a lunatic.

  Arguing with a lunatic, can you win?

   What's more, can he tell Ni Heng that it was because he had no money to pay the venue fee at that time?

   Seeing Zhang Cun hesitating and saying nothing, Mi Heng shook the book of remonstrance again, "This book of remonstrance is based on rumors and pictures, but the facts do not agree!" No evidence, no solution, no answer! Therefore, it is rejected! 』

  Mi Heng threw the letter of remonstrance back into Zhang Cun's arms, "Do you have any objections?" 』

  Zhang Cun held the letter of remonstrance with both hands, as if he was holding something heavy, dripping with sweat, "No...no objection..."

   Zhang Cun was a little scared, but also a little regretful.

  I knew it earlier, at the beginning...

  As soon as Zhang Cun let out his anger, he wanted to run away quickly. Before he could take two steps, he heard Ni Heng yell, "Hold on!" A certain word has not been finished yet, where do you want to go? ! 』

  As soon as Zhang Cun stepped out, he was stuck there, and then he seemed to be stiff all over, and had to turn back again, "What...what else can I order? 』

  『You gathered a crowd outside the Qinglong Temple without authorization, and your words and deeds are chaotic! Punish according to the law! Seeing that you did not commit a crime, if you don't take it seriously, you will be fined five thousand dollars! Come here, issue a fine, and pay the fine before leaving! 』

  Ni Heng beckoned, and a petty official stepped forward, and quickly issued a ticket, sending it to Zhang Cun.

  You Heng saw that when the ticket was displayed in front of Zhang Cun, Zhang Cun's extra tentacles, eyes, mouth, etc. seemed to shrink back, leaving only a face that was almost wrinkled...

  Zhang Cun was about to cry, he had spent all his money, how could he have money to pay the fine?

  『I’m...uh, villain, I don’t have that much on me..』 Zhang Cun wanted to cry without tears, "There are still five thousand dollars, this... this is too much... can you..."

  Mi Heng glanced at his head, pointed at him, "Oh, this crown inlaid with gold costs at least five or six thousand dollars, right?" If you don't bring any money, you can deposit it first, and you can change it after paying the fine tomorrow! 』

"ah? Isn’t this...” Before Zhang Cun could say whether he agreed or disagreed, an official stepped forward and took off Zhang Cun’s crown, and then stuffed the ticket into his hand.

  『…』 Zhang Cun was dumbfounded, and didn't dare to say anything more, so he had to cover his face with his head in his arms and push away the crowd.

  Everyone in the hall burst into laughter, and then seeing Mi Heng's unkind expression, they also shrank their heads. Anyway, there was no excitement to watch, so they naturally dispersed.

  『Thank you, brother, for your help...』 Lu Yu let out a long breath, and stepped forward to thank You Heng, "If it wasn't for today..."

"okay! ’ Mi Heng waved his hand, and said forcefully, ‘You are in charge of Zhijianyuan, if you can let it go, you should do it well! If you can't let it go, ask for it as soon as possible! Zhang's son came from Qinglong Temple, if a certain party comes here, if someone else comes from another place next time...you can do what you want. farewell! 』

   After finishing speaking, Mi Heng shook hands and left.

  Leaving Lu Yu behind, he was also tongue-tied and stood still for a moment, then hurriedly chased after him, and then bowed to Mi Heng outside the courtyard, "Thank you, brother, for your advice!" 』

  Mi Heng paused for a moment, then turned around, saw Lu Yu bowed down, clicked his tongue, straightened his crown, returned the salute, "You're welcome. Without saying much, he turned around and left again.

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