Three Kingdoms

Chapter 96: Banquet of Sanya

  Chapter 96 The Feast of Sanya

  Fei Qian, who worked in the office in the later generations, knows very well that there are many factions, which is really the most annoying thing. Not only for the company's boss, but also for the grassroots employees, it is the most annoying problem to face.

  Some things should be beneficial to the development of the company normally, but they may be deliberately messed up in the faction competition to attack the opponent, regardless of the overall interests.

Like Liu Biao's current situation, between the Jingxiang local faction and the outside faction, Fei Qian doesn't even have to think about it. There will definitely be a battle for power. The **** wind and rain on the battlefield is cruel, but the power of such swords and swords The dispute may not be much gentler.

  However, after Fei Qian finished the ceremony with everyone, he found that Liu Biao seemed to have deliberately concealed one point, that is, he only offered advice and did not participate in the affairs of affairs that he had discussed with Fei Qian.

   No matter when Liu Biao introduced it to anyone, he never mentioned it at all!

  There is a big difference between the special assistant to the chairman and the special advisor to the chairman, okay? One may divide the power of others, and the other basically does not. What is the purpose of Liu Biao's intentional concealment?

  Obviously Liu Biao didn't intend to speak on this occasion, maybe he didn't want to speak at all, and just clapped his hands happily and asked the servants to bring up his Sanya Lord!

  Liu Biao Liu Jingsheng is also a good drinker. He is most famous for creating this Sanya Noble.

  The subordinates moved very quickly, and after a while, several people lifted the Lord of Sanya to the field—yes, they carried it up—

  Fei Qian was also the first to see the real thing, but when he saw it, he suddenly felt a halo, are you kidding me? Can this thing still be called a noble?

   It's clearly three wine tanks, small, medium and large, okay...

   As the master, Liu Biao took the lead in giving orders, asking the servants to fill up the smallest one first, that is, the Lord of Ji Ya—

   Fei Qian saw a servant take a jug of golden paste wine and pour it in, but it was not full.

   He took another pot and poured it, but it was still not full.

  The third jug of wine is more than half poured before it is considered full...

Fei Qian suddenly had only one thought in his mind, it seemed that he was going to go out sideways today, with this posture, the Jiya wine tank had poured so much wine, plus two bigger ones, it was still drinkable, No matter how low the alcohol content is, you can't handle a lot of it...

  The wine was full, and then the servants scooped out a jug of wine for everyone from Ji Ya Zhi Jue with a wine spoon, and placed them on their individual desks.

  Liu Biao said to Yi Ji, "Bo Ji, is it still up to you this time?"

  Yi Ji smiled, nodded, stood in the middle of the field, and put the spoon of the wine into Ji Ya Zhijue, revealing a long handle of the spoon.

  Yi Ji took a look at Fei Qian, as if he was explaining to Fei Qian specially the rules of Liu Biao’s Sanya Banquet—

First of all, everyone in the audience drinks a wine, and then the first person who hosts turns the spoon, and when the spoon stops, the person who points to it needs to choose one of the songs, dances, poems or poems, and perform on the spot. Ji Ya needs to be praised by at least one person, Zhongya needs to be praised by two people, and Boya needs three people to pass the level. To pass the level, the whole audience needs to drink one wine, and then add wine to the big wine bar at will, and turn the wine spoon to select the next one. one person…

If there is no way to perform, or if the number of people who are praised is not enough, you need to drink the whole room, that is, as many people as you want to drink as much wine, and then add wine to the big wine bar at will, turn the wine spoon, and choose the next person …

  By analogy, after drinking all the wines of Ji Ya, Zhongya and Boya, we can leave...

   Of course there is another way, all the staff fall to the ground.

  In order to prevent cheating, Liu Biao has a special detection instrument—a wooden stick with long needles nailed on it—to stab the unconscious person to be truly drunk...

  Fei Qian immediately felt a deep malice...

  The key is not the size of the wine tank, but the random addition of wine in each round. If you fill it up every round, you will drink until the sky is dark and you will not be able to finish the three tanks of wine...

   What's more, he has to be praised by as few as one person and as many as three people in the audience.

   Pretend to be drunk and still get pricked with a long needle. Have you ever sterilized it? Even if you don’t get AIDS, it’s not fun to get a tetanus...

  Yi Ji looked at Fei Qian, smiled meaningfully, held up his wine bar, and said loudly: "Please drink!"

  People in the arena, including Liu Biao, all raised their wine barons together and promised with a bang.

  Fei Qian had no choice but to smile wryly and pick up the wine cup, and drank it down like everyone else...

  Then everyone's eyes were focused on the wine spoon caught by Yi Ji in the arena, only to see that Yi Ji lightly exerted force, and the long handle of the wine spoon turned in a circle...

  Don't point at me, don't point at me—

   Fei Qian kept praying in his heart...

   But watching the long handle of the wine spoon dangle, it gradually pointed towards Fei Qian...

   Finally stopped.

   I don't know whether Fei Qian's prayer really worked, or Yi Ji used a little more force, and the wine spoon finally passed Fei Qian and pointed at Wang Wei.

  Wang Wei was not ambiguous, and he came up with a wine baron and said: "The last general will not be successful if he is not successful in literature, and he will not show his ugliness. Let me use this wine to congratulate the lord on his new talent, and congratulate Fei on the joy of taking office!"

   After Wang Wei finished speaking, he drank a glass to Liu Biao first, and then he drank it to everyone in the venue one by one. Then he grabbed the jug beside him and said, "Is it full or dissatisfied?"

   "Full! Full!"

   "Full!"

  Except for Fei Qian, everyone in the audience is calling for filling up...

  Wang Wei laughed and said, "It's up to you all! Fill it up!" Then he filled Ji Ya's wine again—

   Fei Qian howled in his heart, these drunkards are really not afraid of big trouble...

  Watching Wang Wei holding the wine spoon to brew for a while, he used force to turn the wine spoon in a circle.

   One lap, two laps...

  The wine spoon finally stopped and pointed at Fei Qian.

Well, Fei Qian can see that this group of people are here to target me, right? Originally, Yiji was a civil servant, and his hand strength control was not that good, so there was more. Whoever you want to point at?

  He had no choice but to go all out, Fei concentrated on his thoughts, and entered the stage with a wine jue, facing the searching eyes cast by everyone intentionally or unintentionally, he said loudly: "I don't have talent, so I present a poem to make people laugh.

   "Kong Jing was passed on to the king of Lu, and the origin has a long history.

   "Riding into Hanyang alone, the thief of the Tanxiao sect will perish!

   "There are hills and valleys in the chest, and compassion gathers people's hearts.

   "Through the wind and thunder, spread the list and decide Jingxiang!"

  Fei finished his words, there was a short silence first, and then Pang Ji Pang Ziling called out first: "Praise!" Then there was almost a voice of praise from the audience—

  Who dares to say no?

   Feiqian’s poem is flattering Liu Biao, but it’s well-founded—Liu Biao is a descendant of King Lu Gong, and it is said that he has obtained the scriptures of Confucius...

  Riding alone is a bit exaggerated, but it is also without troops. Hanyang refers to the Yang of Hanshui...

  Then the following are naturally full of compliments...

Anyway, when Fei Qian’s later generations flattered the leader, they have never met that stupid subordinate who would stand up and expose the emperor’s new clothes. The ancient and modern times are the same officialdom, so everyone’s reaction is also expected by Fei Qian middle.

  Liu Biao waved his hands again and again, pretending to be modest, and said, "Ziyuan is overrated, overrated...hahaha..."

  Fei Qian took the wine spoon and filled the audience with it, then picked up the wine cup and said, "Drink, please!"

   "Win the drink!"

  Then Fei Qian did the same, picked up the jug and asked everyone in the venue: "Is it full or dissatisfied?"

   "Full! Full! Full!"

  …

   Is there any brother or sister who has never kissed **** in the workplace? Tell me and let me pay my respects... Hehe, the author asks for a recommendation ticket for collection...

  

  

  (end of this chapter)

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