Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 146: Fuck love! (plus more)

Himalayas, Mount Everest.

A flowing shadow fell from the top of the mountain, bouncing among the rocks and rocks.

Inside the ball, the couple in love looked at each other affectionately. It seems that the life and death hardships of falling down the mountain cannot shake their solid love.

"I love you." The young woman said softly.

"I love you too." The young man replied.

"We're going to be together forever."

"Yes, never parting."

"Until the sea dries up."

"The sea is dry and the rocks are rotten!"

The young woman was moved to tears, and choked up and sang: "When the mountain has no edges and corners."

The young man interface: "When the sea is not flowing."

"When time stands still, the sun and the moon don't separate."

"Everything in the sky and the earth is turned into nothingness."

"I still can't break up with you!"

"I can't break up with you..."

The two clasped their fingers and embraced affectionately again.

"Boom!"

In the next second, the ball of life suddenly hit the oncoming rock, causing the ball to rebound forcefully. The young woman screamed in pain, and subconsciously swung her fist and knocked on her boyfriend's forehead: "You bit me!"

"You hit me?"

"You bit me!" The young woman punched her fist again angrily, "Can't you just say sorry?"

"Still hitting? You did it on purpose!"

"Are you in pain?"

"You can't hit it even if it hurts! You are acting like a shrew!"

"You scold me?"

"You still hit me."

"Bah! Damn scumbag!"

"Bah bah! Smelly Sanba..."

"separate!"

"Fuck, I'm afraid of you?! Whoever doesn't break up will be the grandson!"

"***!"

"****!"

[This bend... I can't understand it. (Qiao Shan's face)]

[Justice came too fast, and I didn't even wear my seat belt. 】

【Happy! 】

[Happy to hear and see. 】

[I laughed so hard, it's comfortable! Dei Jin! 】

【FFFF...】

【Hahaha! 】

【The rice in my hand is fragrant again. 】

[We are all professionals and generally don't laugh. 】

【You don’t need a car or a house, but you must have a heart that will grow old with me. Love, you must accompany! On the road of love, there is you...]

[Why is he paralyzed in love and not in love, he is paralyzed in love with you! 】

[Why can you make voices? 】

...

When Chen Yu flew back to the top of Phoenix Mountain with the two of them. The female of the couple has disheveled hair, and the male has scratches all over his face.

"Is it fun?" Chen Yu asked.

"Fun." The young woman nodded.

"Go play by yourself! Brutal woman! It doesn't make sense at all, we will break up when we go back."

"If you have one, share it now."

"Score it!"

Chen Yu scratched his helmet: "Okay, because of your current state, I don't need you to talk about the experience in front of the audience, go home."

"Thank you, Master UP." The young woman wiped her tears and said earnestly, "Thank you for giving me this opportunity to see clearly the essence of this scumbag."

"Thank you too." The young man bowed: "Thank you for letting us break up."

"No...you're welcome."

The former couple glared at each other and walked towards the portal.

"Do not touch me!"

"Why would I want to touch you? The door is just that big..."

After the two disappeared into the metal arch, Chen Yu sighed: "The world of city people is really wonderful."

"Next, the last member of the barrage team, the old man is your turn, how do you want to play?"

The old man took a step forward and waved his stick: "I want to go to Mount Everest too."

Chen Yu: "..."

"And I'm going to jump down from the stratosphere, land on Mount Everest, and roll down."

"...Master, are you reaching into the toilet, asking for shit?"

"I'm in excellent health!" The old man threw his walking stick and patted his chest: "Just send me away and we'll be done."

After a moment of silence, Chen Yu hesitated to speak: "Did you trick me into coming?"

"I don't do that often." The old man pointed to the top of his head: "Send me up quickly."

"Don't make trouble, sir. How about this, I'll throw you in the deep sea. The pressure will push the ball of life up, and the process should be smooth and innovative. Do you want to try it?"

"Don't stimulate, don't try. I'm going to heaven."

"No." Chen Yu felt a little irritated: "I have stated the rules of the game in advance, and all participants must obey my command. You are too old, and it is easy to be dangerous if you fall from Mount Everest."

"I……"

"If you don't agree, then don't play."

The old man was silent, touched his chest, and begged softly: "Young man, discuss whether it is okay, I will not jump from Mount Everest. Just put me in the atmosphere and let me fall, even if I fall on flat ground .”

【This old man is really annoying. 】

[+1, people must have self-knowledge. 】

【Kick that old man and replace me! 】

[Professional touch porcelain? The UP master also dare to bang? 】

[Maybe they want to blackmail a spaceship. 23333. 】

[After all, he is an old man, so please save some morals. 】

Chen Yu looked up at the blue sky and sighed: "Master, can't you play some peace?"

"I'm not going to roll, just let me jump from the atmosphere." The old man picked up the crutches, staggered to Chen Yu, and said with a playful smile, "I beg you, young man, to fulfill the old man's wish."

"...All right." Chen Yu spread his hands: "But let me tell you in advance that I don't take any responsibility. You are also so old, and your thinking logic is quite clear. You have to bear the consequences of your choices."

"No problem! Good job, young man!"

The old man's beard trembled with excitement, he threw away his crutch again, and staggered into the ball, fearing that Chen Yu would regret it.

"That's good." Chen Yu didn't say anything more, picked up the ball of life containing the old man and walked to the portal, connected the space position to the stratosphere 50 kilometers away from the ground, and finally confirmed: "Old man , have you thought about it?"

The old man laying in the ball curiously squeezed this and touched that, and waved his hands: "Don't worry, my old man has a good mentality, and there must be a standard for respecting the old and loving the young. I am so annoying, you young people don't need to be too protective."

Chen Yu: "..."

"Okay, old man, just say this to you, I will try my best to protect you."

When the words fell, Chen Yu pushed hard, and the sphere, together with the old man, was thrown out of the space connection point and placed at an altitude of 50,000 meters.

[Seeking an inside perspective! 】

【The old man will cry in fright. 】

[Happy to hear and see. 】

[This old man is really annoying, it would be nice to go to the sea, we can also enjoy the eye addiction. 】

When the old man saw that the environment outside the ball changed from the top of the mountain to the sky in an instant, the original smiley expression on his face gradually subsided.

Feeling the weightlessness of the rapid fall, the old man slowly took out an old photo from his pocket, and looked at it carefully in front of his eyes.

In the photo, there is a braided girl with big eyes, facing the camera showing two rows of small white teeth, smiling very sweetly.

"My wife..."

The old man smiled peacefully, stroked the gray matter of the photo with his old wrinkled thumb, and then pointed the photo down: "Honey, did you see it?"

"This is hundreds of kilometers of space! Even planes can't fly so high."

"Hey, they won't let me get on the plane, why don't I get on the plane too? I'm taller than them!"

The old man rubbed his itchy eyes and continued talking to himself.

"For decades, we've won."

"Life has also improved, and the young people are becoming more and more promising."

His eyes were slightly wet, and the fingers holding the photo trembled uncontrollably: "Did you see it?"

"What a beautiful mountain and river."

"our."

"It's all ours and will always be ours."

"Look, this prosperous world..."

[Haha, the old man was scared to death! 】

[I won't call anymore. 】