Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 152 Stupid Human (Part 1)

"Tick."

"Beep..."

Prompted by the direction indicators, Chen Yu quickly found the sphere of life in space.

Through the transparent sphere, one can clearly see the two astronauts embracing their knees, soaking in the lubricating fluid, looking out into the deep and distant space, at a loss.

[Suddenly feel so pitiful. 】

[I cried hahaha. 】

[There is no resistance in space, if the UP master does not come to rescue them, they will always drift away. 】

[Alas, the live broadcast is coming to an end. 】

[I enjoyed watching it today. 】

Pushing the engine to fly to the sphere, Chen Yu reached out and knocked on the sphere.

"Boom boom boom."

"anyone there?"

When the two people in the ball heard the knocking sound, they suddenly turned their heads to look.

"Hi." Chen Yu waved his hand: "You guys are safe..."

The two astronauts suddenly couldn't suppress the emotions gushing in their chests, and they hugged and cheered excitedly.

Holding the ball of life, Chen Yu turned around and flew back to the ground of Europa. Just as he was about to return through the portal, the two people inside the ball anxiously slapped the ball.

"Are you still going out?" Chen Yu pointed at the icicle that reached 10,000 meters: "Picking ice?"

The astronauts nodded.

"All right."

Chen Yu thought it was troublesome, and didn't want them to go out to waste time, so he went directly to the ice wall, took out his lightsaber, cut a large piece, and threw it into the ball.

On the one hand, it is hard work and life and death to collect a little sample.

On the one hand, you can grab a bunch of...

This strong sense of contrast once again made everyone who saw this scene understand the importance of technology.

Walking to the portal, Chen Yu took one last look at the giant icicle leading to the end of the world, and left without hesitation.

This epic picture scroll will not disappear even after hundreds of millions of years.

It is the first pen he left to the universe.

And the second one, I believe it won't be too far...

...

After sending off the two astronauts, Chen Yu returned to the top of Phoenix Mountain.

After adjusting the angle of the camera, he made his signature cross fingers, and made a summary of the live broadcast: "Viewers and friends in the live broadcast room, the extra live broadcast time this time is a bit long, which is beyond my expectation, but it is not boring. A small ball of life , carrying human life, fully satisfying our exploration of nature, curiosity about the world, and breakthrough of self-limit.”

"At this moment, I believe not many people will still regard it as a toy."

"Akutagawa Ryunosuke once said that human beings will show heroic courage only when protecting their own lives."

"And the ball of life gave us courage in advance."

After a slight pause, Chen Yu opened his arms.

"Here is the evaluation of time and space, thank you for watching and supporting. We..."

"goodbye."

【goodbye. 】

[UP master, you are the master of the world. 】

[You are a piglet from the Food Street. 】

【goodbye! 】

【husband! I still want to see you tomorrow. 】

【886. 】

After closing the live broadcast room, Chen Yu immediately relaxed and let out a breath.

"it is finally over."

"Today's extra live broadcast is so long." Xiao Taohong stepped forward, pointed at the portal and said, "Let's go back."

"Well, let's go back."

Chen Yu nodded, then turned around and glanced at the many soldiers, and cupped his hands: "Thank you for your help today, goodbye."

"goodbye!"

All the soldiers, Keng Jiang, spoke in unison forcefully.

"Wait... wait a minute."

Just as Chen Yu connected the space and was about to leave with Xiao Taohong, a submissive voice suddenly came from behind him.

Chen Yu turned around in doubt and was taken aback: "Fuck! Xiaomi Technology?!"

Yu Qian wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, forced a smile and said, "No... don't you have my share?"

"Why are you so invisible?" Chen Yu rubbed his forehead.

"I've been here all the time." Yu Qian bowed his head: "But no one seems to pay attention to me..."

Chen Yu: "..."

...

Time flies by.

Jinzhou, which is in the northeast, is getting colder and colder.

It's an unremarkable Monday.

At 7:30 in the morning, the fourth young master of the Chen family finished breakfast and left the house under the leadership of Chen Yu to go to school together.

As usual, Chen Yu held Chen Sanke's schoolbag in his left hand, Chen Erke's schoolbag in his right hand, Chen Yike's schoolbag on his chest, and his own behind him...

"It's so cold."

Chen Yike shrank her neck: "Humans should sleep like brown bears in winter, why do they have to go to school?"

"Because there is only one kind of brown bear." Chen Yu stretched out two fingers: "But there are two kinds of human beings."

"Which two kinds?" Chen Yike asked suspiciously.

"We are northerners, and southerners in the south. The south is very warm, so there is no need to hibernate, and we will naturally not be able to hibernate."

"So it is!" Chen Erke was surprised.

"So it is like this!" Chen Sanke was surprised.

Chen Yike: "...Brother, can you stop talking nonsense? Teach children badly."

"Children, you must have unconstrained thinking, which is conducive to healthy growth." Chen Yu shrugged.

"Others' older brothers are calm and mature." Chen Yike curled his lips: "On the other hand, you talk nonsense all day long, not like an older brother."

Chen Yu stopped and scratched the back of his neck: "I just want to ask, who do you know has two children? Does family planning mean nothing?"

"Then why are there four in our family?" Chen Yike's question hit the soul.

"..."

Chen Yu was silent for a long time, then nodded: "Yes, why are there four?"

"..."

"..."

"Don't ask." After a long while, Chen Yu waved his hands and walked again: "Ask is setting."

Chen Yike couldn't complain.

Not long after, the Fourth Young Master of the Chen family walked to the kindergarten.

Stopping, Chen Yu handed the schoolbag in his left hand to Chen Sanke, and said in daily instructions: "Listen to the teacher, have fun, and be careful."

"Ang!" Chen Sanke nodded, took a step, and walked with the focus shifting from left to right.

"Wait a while!" Chen Yu seemed to have thought of something, and stopped Chen Sanke.

"Why?" Chen Sanke was puzzled.

Chen Yu pointed at the wide-open iron gate of the kindergarten, and said seriously: "You can play for fun, but don't stick out your tongue to lick the iron gate. You can't lick the iron railing either."

Hearing this, Chen Sanke looked at the iron gate in a daze, and tilted his head: "Why?"

"The tongue will be frozen, and if it sticks, you can't take it off." Chen Yu repeatedly warned: "Don't lick the iron."

"Oh." Chen Sanke nodded half understanding.

"Okay, let's go to school."

"Goodbye Grasshopper."

"goodbye."

Chen Sanke started walking again, walking towards the kindergarten step by step.

But when she came to the iron gate, she stopped suddenly, staring at the iron gate stupidly, wondering what she was thinking.

"It's going to happen!" Seeing this, Chen Yu in the distance slapped his thigh and rushed up quickly: "Third brother! No..."

Chen Sanke quickly stuck out her tongue, sticking to the iron sheet...

"...can lick..."

"Huh?" Chen Sanke's tongue was tightly stuck to the iron door, and he squinted at Chen Yu with difficulty: "Hey, huh? (Can't you lick it?)"

Chen Yu: "..."

Chen Yike: "..."

Chen Erke: "..."

The female preschool teacher in front of the kindergarten: "..."

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This chapter is an update for the rudder master of "Gradually Distant and Distant"!