Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 250 Happy Life with Chen Sanke (Part 2)

Time, spent a week in the sparse light snow.

In the days without father and mother, the fourth young master of the Chen family was extremely happy.

In addition to being able to eat in restaurants every day, they can also play together until all night. Even if you wake up late the next day, you can still call each other's class teacher and postpone the school time for the reason of "cold".

For this reason, Chen Yike, the number one caring little padded jacket, sent text messages to her parents every day, advising them to play for a few more days, and it is best to come back after the New Year...

The only thing that dissatisfied Chen Yu was taking care of Chen Sanke on Saturdays and Sundays.

This is so painful.

Chen Sanke seems to have endless energy, no matter how much he plays, he will not get tired. It is stronger than the high-polymer graphene battery in Xiaotaohong.

And only play exciting, addictive, dangerous games.

Such as climbing curtains, turning somersaults, drilling gaps, running a dog race, jumping off the closet...

The tossing Chen Yu was miserable.

"well……"

Taking out his phone and checking the time, Chen Yu scratched his head in pain.

Today is Saturday, half past one in the afternoon.

In ten minutes or so, Chen Yike will take Chen Erke to the remedial class.

In other words, he still has the last ten minutes of "stable" time.

"Yeah! It's finally done!"

At this time, Xiao Taohong at the desk pulled out the last document from the printer and cheered loudly.

Chen Yu heard the reputation: "Is it the information of all the professors? Are you done collecting?"

"The collection is over!" Xiao Taohong triumphantly handed out a thick stack of documents: "Look at it, are you detailed?"

Sitting up, Chen Yu took the document and read it carefully.

But after reading only a few pages, his face began to turn black.

"It's good that I asked you to collect the details... But there is no need to find out the menstrual period, the number of married lives, and even the number of bowel movements per day?!"

"People think this is important information!" Xiao Taohong said earnestly: "In nature, many animals track their prey or avoid predators through feces. It is always good to have more information."

"...Okay, more information is always good. But I don't see the more important things like personality, social relations, family situation, and academic achievements."

"What you said is too simple." Xiao Taohong puffed up her chest: "You can find it by searching on the Internet. And the information I, Xiao Taohong collected, are all exclusive secrets. Personal computers, surveillance cameras, APPs to control mattresses, Including the smart toilets in many professors' homes, I hacked in. Hee hee, amazing..."

"Snapped!"

Chen Yu waved the document and patted Xiao Taohong on the head: "So you've been digging gossip for a week?!"

"I guess you don't seem very satisfied."

"Why do you still need to guess?" Chen Yu threw the document on the table: "Check again! I want to see their social relations, moral level, whether they have violated discipline, plagiarized, stolen papers, academic misconduct, and perfunctory lectures , enslaving students and other acts.”

"Then you don't want these?" Xiao Taohong caressed the documents reluctantly, hesitating: "There are still many things that I finally found out, such as fetishes, feet eating, partner's cheating records... even a few men There are photos of the professor in women's clothing..."

"No." Chen Yu sneered: "I'm such a boring person? Just keep the women's clothing photos."

"..."

"Boom!"

There was a sudden knock on the bedroom door, and Chen Yike's voice came from outside the door: "Brother! My second child and I are going to school. Hurry up and take care of your third child."

"Understood." Chen Yu roared, and then seriously told Xiao Taohong: "The women's clothing photos are important information, and you must keep them."

Little Taohong: "..."

...

Chen Yu walked out of the bedroom, and Chen Yike handed two workbooks to him: "This is the math and Chinese homework for the third child, please urge her to finish it."

"There are also homework in kindergarten?" Chen Yu frowned, flipping through the workbook irritably: "Is there any reason?"

"Hold on for two more days, Mom and Dad will be back next week. Let's go first."

"Goodbye, brother!" Chen Erke waved vigorously with a Band-Aid on the corner of his mouth: "Today the teacher taught me how to kick sideways, and told the third child not to run, and wait to die at night."

Chen Yu: "Okay, I will convey it. But when you come back at night, buy more Band-Aids."

"no problem."

"Boom!"

The anti-theft door was shut tightly.

The room fell into silence, making the living room extraordinarily empty.

"Are the sisters gone?"

Not long after, Chen Sanke led the dog by the tail, staggered out of the master bedroom, rubbed his eyes: "What time is it?"

"It's two o'clock immediately." Chen Yu threw the two workbooks on the ground with a "slap", and pointed, "Do your homework."

Chen Sanke stared at it for a while, then pointed to the workbook, and looked at Husky: "Do your homework."

"I let you do it!"

"It's time to learn, too."

"Wow!" Husky nodded in agreement, stretched out his dog's paw and opened the exercise book.

"Why don't you treat yourself like a dog?" Chen Yu hurriedly grabbed the book and stuffed it into Chen Sanke's hand: "You do it!"

"Grasshopper." Chen Sanke said pitifully, "Don't force me..."

"Snapped!"

Slapping Chen Sanke on the forehead, Chen Yu grabbed her clothes and dragged her to the sofa: "How many times have you said it? Don't use the words you don't know! Do your homework!"

"Then I'm done writing, can you play with me?" Chen Sanke bargained.

"……able."

"Don't lie to me!"

"Brother doesn't lie."

"En!" Chen Sanke nodded excitedly, picked up the pencil on the coffee table, opened the math workbook, and answered the questions quickly.

"Shua, Shua, Shua..."

The nib rubs against the paper quickly, making a pleasant white noise.

"One page is done!"

Chen Sanke cheered and turned to the next page.

"Another page is done!"

Turn to the next page.

"It's all done!"

Chen Sanke jumped up and hugged Chen Yu's neck: "Grasshopper, all the math problems are done."

"So fast?" Chen Yu was startled, and looked Chen Sanke up and down: "Could it be that you are a genius?"

"What is a genius?"

"It's like you are doing the questions so fast."

"I can go faster!" Chen Sanke put his hands on his hips: "It's very simple."

"Is the topic very easy?" Chen Yu picked up the exercise book in surprise, his expression froze immediately.

【3+4=2】

【4+4=2】

【1+8=2】

【10+3=2】

【12+12=2...】

"2! 2! 2! What the hell is 2!" Chen Yu roared, "Are you fooling the mentally retarded here?!"

"The teacher has said that it is normal to make mistakes in the learning process." Chen Sanke explained.

"But it's not normal if you don't get a single one right. Third child! Do your homework for me! Don't make me angry."

"……well."

Chen Sanke sighed, his energetic momentum immediately withered, holding the pencil, looking at the topic hesitantly, scratching his ear and scratching his cheek: "It's so difficult..."

Chen Yu ignored it, lying on the sofa and swiping his phone.

"so hard……"

"It's so difficult!"

"too difficult……"

While shouting, Chen Sanke secretly glanced at Chen Yu and kept rubbing against him: "It's so difficult!"

"Can you shut up while doing homework?"

"I can't do it." Chen Sanke hugged Chen Yu's thigh: "Grasshopper teach me."

"You're so clingy!" Chen Yu scratched his head in pain, "I won't raise a daughter even if I'm killed."

"Mom said you might not be able to find someone."

"……grass."

"You're swearing."

"Shut up!"