Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 293 Unscrupulous Daily Life (Multiple Chapters)

Jinzhou, Lanhe community, Chen family.

Chen Yike picked up the phone and stared at the pitch-black screen, dazed.

"It looks more and more like it! How could it not be?"

Mumbling to herself for a long while, she didn't give up, she exited the live broadcast room of station B, entered the homepage of the time-space evaluation, and looked through Chen Yu's previous videos, trying to find out some important information.

"Boom!"

At this time, the door was knocked vigorously.

Chen Yike looked up, looked at the dust falling from the ceiling, and sighed: "Sir, what are you doing?"

"Sister! Open the door."

Putting down the phone, she rubbed her temples with a headache, and went forward to unlock the door: "What's wrong with you?"

"It's snowing outside again." Chen Sanke pointed out the window with a fat belly: "I want to have a snowball fight."

"No." Chen Yike shook her head: "My sister has to cook later, so you go and play with your second sister."

"She is playing with her mobile phone, not with me."

"Look for your brother to play."

"Isn't brother sleeping?"

"Then..." Chen Yike shrugged: "Then there is no other way, stop playing."

"No!" Chen Sanke pouted: "I want to play, play, play!"

"Good boy." Chen Yike stretched out his hand to stroke the third child's head: "It's just snowing now, so we can't build a snowman. And it's interesting to have more people playing snowball fights. Even if I accompany you to play, there are only two people, which is very boring."

"You can find Sister Big White Rabbit! If you call her, she will definitely come! She is the most gentle."

"That's rude. No!"

"Hmm..." Chen Sanke covered her face, frowned and thought, and raised her hand after a while: "Go to the square! Isn't there a sister there too? Every time we play with her...she will join. Go find her!"

"Is that a stranger? We can't... eh?"

Before she finished speaking, Chen Yike suddenly realized something, and she had a flash of inspiration: "That's right!"

"What changed?" Chen Sanke tilted his head.

"That's right!" Chen Yike was about to jump up excitedly: "Why didn't you think of that? That girl!"

Going back to the room in a hurry, she picked up the phone she put on, and immediately clicked on Chen Yu's previous video, focusing on listening to Xiao Taohong's speech in the video.

"Yes! That's right! This voice..."

The memory slowly recovered, Chen Yike's excited little face flushed.

She finally remembered.

The voice of the girl who appeared in the two previous snowball fights was exactly the same as that of the female assistant in the Super Time Evaluation Program!

It's just because she didn't have much contact with that "girl" and didn't hear the other party say a few words, so she didn't realize this.

"That's great, third child!" Chen Yike hugged Chen Sanke excitedly, and raised her high: "You're amazing!"

Chen Sanke blinked his big eyes: "Am I worth anything?"

"Huh? (two voices)"

"Ah. (sound)"

"What are you talking about!" Putting Sanke down, Chen Yike said seriously, "Stop pestering me, I have important things to do now."

"Are you still playing snowball fights?"

"Not playing."

Pushing away her sister, she walked straight to Chen Yu's door, her brain spinning rapidly.

Undoubtedly reminded by Chen Sanke, she figured out the key points, and her subsequent thinking became smoother and smoother. She soon noticed the missing character in today's evaluation process—the female assistant.

Re-opening the previous videos of the time-travel evaluation, she found that almost every official live broadcast, the female assistant will be present. Shows up even if not involved in detailed reviews.

But today, in this important official live broadcast, the female assistant didn't even show up.

"If the premise that Chen Yu is the UP master of time and space is established, he has the ability to change his voice. Then it is easy to change his assistant's voice, right?"

"Thus……"

Chen Yike's eyes flickered: "Chen Yu in the room is fake?"

Putting down her phone, she lowered her head and meditated, recalling the words and deeds of the female assistant in each episode of the evaluation program, and then thinking about the process of two face-to-face contacts with her, she roughly had a vague understanding of Xiao Taohong's character.

"Hush..."

Straightening her back, Chen Yike looked back at her sister behind her, gestured to her to silence her, then cleared her throat, and shouted in a very lively voice: "Miss sister! It's snowing outside again! Let's hurry up!" Let's have a snowball fight! I still have the cannonball from last time!"

"Really?!"

Inside the house, Xiao Taohong, who was frantically writing code, was pleasantly surprised when she heard the words. She quickly opened the curtains, looked at the snow scene outside the window, and jumped up excitedly: "I'll share half of it! Snowballs are best fried... ok..."

Before she finished speaking, Xiao Taohong's expression changed from joy to shock...

"ha!"

Chen Yike couldn't help showing a "Zha Zong" smile, and raised her hand to knock on the door.

"Boom boom boom!"

"Come out, miss! Your hiding has failed, open the door quickly!"

"No..."

Xiao Taohong ran around in a panic: "No... no, just now..."

"Stop looking for reasons to quibble." Chen Yike put her hands on her hips: "In the eyes of a famous detective, there is nowhere to hide from any truth, open the door quickly!"

"I……"

"Open the door! Hurry up! If you don't open the door again, I will call the police! Then we will see how you explain to my brother."

Hearing this, Xiao Taohong panicked even more, and quickly unlocked the door.

"Squeak."

The door was opened.

Chen Yike and Xiao Taohong looked at each other, for a moment they didn't know what to say.

"Yeah?" Chen Sanke leaned forward, surprised: "Miss playing snowball fights? Why are you at my house?"

"Hehe." Chen Yike came back to his senses, strode into Chen Yu's room, looked left and right: "It seems that the truth has come to light. My brother is indeed the legendary UP master in time and space. It's...unbelievable."

"No...don't call the police." Xiao Taohong said weakly, "It will be very troublesome. Mr. Chen will definitely be angry."

"As long as you're obedient and tell me everything you know, I won't call the police." Sitting on Chen Yu's bed, Chen Yike looked Xiao Taohong up and down: "Nice to meet you, the female assistant of Transdimensional Evaluation. What's your real name?"

"Little...Little Taohong."

"Is this your real name?"

"Ang." Xiao Taohong nodded.

"Hello, Sister Hong." Chen Sanke followed into the room, reaching out to touch Xiao Taohong's chest: "Wow! She is fatter than my mother."

Little Taohong: "..."

"...Third brother! Get out!"

"No." Chen Sanke stared at Xiao Taohong seriously, tilted his head and asked, "Why are you in my brother's room? Are you my brother's wife?"

"Wife?"

This keyword instantly activated Xiao Taohong's "dopamine", causing her chip to overclock with one click, her ears were smoking, and she was dancing around: "I... ah! My wife is me... Na na... I am Chen Mister's wife...how...how did you guess..."

"..." Chen Yike was dumbfounded: "Is this crazy?"

...

Man, never look at the explosion behind you.

Chen Yu didn't look at it.

He flew straight to the portal, stepped in without hesitation, and returned to Earth hundreds of astronomical units away.

"Whoosh—"

With the engine turned off, Chen Yu landed his feet firmly on the ground, closed the space connection of the portal, walked to the window and looked at the students and professors outside, hesitated for a moment, gave up the idea of ​​saying hello, and went directly to the study to change his home clothes.

"Today's evaluation is really fast."

Stretching, he returned to the hall, adjusted the shape of the portal in the star system, and docked to his bedroom.

Two seconds later, the connection was completed, and Chen Yu pushed the door open...

Immediately stiff on the spot.

"..."

"..."

"Grasshopper!"

Chen Sanke was the first to react, ran forward with two short legs, and hugged Chen Yu's thigh.

"Eh..." Chen Yu glanced at Chen Yike, then at Xiao Taohong, was silent for a moment, and furiously said, "What the hell is going on?!"

"As you can see." Chen Yike imitated Chen Yu's posture during the live broadcast, crossed his hands and fingers, and said slyly: "Your identity has been exposed by me. Mr. Time-Space UP Lord."

Chen Yu: "How did you find out? I hid it so deeply that I have hidden it from countless elite agents all over the world."

"You can hide the whole world, but you can't hide it from me." Chen Yike proudly raised her head, raised her legs, and swayed her feet: "I have doubts about you a long time ago. It was half a year ago, you Always secretly hiding in the room and making all kinds of abnormal noises. As your smart sister, how could you not notice it?"

"For the past six months, I have been trying to figure out..."

"Of course, it can't be proven through these subjective guesses, but it's true..."

"Especially evaluating quantum glasses..."

"It's not that I'm good, but that I have inherent advantages..."

Chen Yike murmured for three minutes before stopping: "So, I succeeded."

"Hmm..." Chen Yu asked deeply: "These words are the lines you have prepared a long time ago, right?"

"how do you know?"

"I heard it once last time."

With that said, Chen Yu took out a stick of amnesia from his pocket, put it to his mouth and blew.

"boom!"

The stick of amnesia unfolded immediately.

"This is the science of the future..."

"Duang!"

Before she finished speaking, Chen Yike rolled her eyes and collapsed to the ground.

"Wow!" Chen Sanke was surprised: "It's really fun!"

"Then let you play too."

"Duang!"

With a muffled sound, Chen Sanke also softened to the end and fell asleep soundly.

"Brother, what are you playing again?" Hearing the movement, Chen Erke rushed over with his mobile phone in his hand, and stuck his head out of the door curiously.

"Duang!"

The next moment, a stick fell from the sky and knocked her to the ground.

"Woof?" The husky also ran over. Seeing the murder scene of this "scary dog", his hair stood up.

"Duang!"

"Plop."

"What are you doing?" Chen's mother rubbed her eyes and walked in in a daze: "It's so noisy that you can't let people sleep..."

"Duang!"

"... I feel..."

"Plop."

The Chen family, except for the head of the household who worked overtime and the eldest son... was completely wiped out.

"Why are you still in a daze? Take them back!" Chen Yu put away the amnesia stick, and scolded Xiao Taohong: "Why did you open the door for her? Didn't you tell you to hide it well?"

"She... she found me." Xiao Taohong lowered her head, timidly.

"How did you find out?"

"Cheated..."

"How stupid are you!" Picking up Chen Sanke with his left hand and embracing Chen Erke with his right hand, Chen Yu looked contemptuous: "Can you be fooled around by a teenage girl? If I were you, I would be so ashamed."

"Well……"

"How long has she been in?"

"Ten... more than ten minutes."

"That's okay, the memory can be erased."

After tossing for a long while, Chen Yu sent his family and the dog back to their respective "positions". Chen Yu returned to the bedroom, sat at the desk and fell into deep thought.

Thinking about how to solve Chen Yike's trouble.

Obviously, at this time Chen Yike had already identified him as the UP master. With Chen Yike's personality, she will never give up unless she "reveals" the truth herself.

"Do you want to scare her?"

"Or have a showdown with her directly?"

"Made, I have a headache..."

Xiao Taohong followed her back to the bedroom and found the phone that fell on the ground. She bent down to pick it up, and handed it to Chen Yu: "Mr. Chen, this belongs to your second sister. The screen seems to be broken."

After taking the phone, Chen Yu looked around and tore off the tempered film: "It's just that the film is broken, and the screen is fine."

"Mr. Chen." Standing in front of Chen Yu, Xiao Taohong bowed with guilt on her face, "I'm sorry to trouble you. As an assistant robot, I'm really useless."

"It's good to know."

"So I'll go back to being a love robot." Licking her lips, Xiao Taohong began to take off the dress on her body: "The love degree has long been full, you can do whatever you want..."

"Xing Biqi is so beautiful." Chen Yu said suddenly.

"?"

"Much prettier than you."

"..."

"I really want to go to school soon, so that I can sleep and fly with her."

"..."

"How much love is left?"

"Sixty-eight." Xiao Taohong choked up: "Mr. Chen, can't you give me a chance? Important parts will rust if they are not used for a long time..."

Standing up, Chen Yu patted Xiao Taohong on the shoulder and said solemnly, "I will definitely do it next time."

"..."

After comforting his robot, Chen Yu took out a tempered film from his desk, walked to the living room, sat on the sofa, and was about to help Chen Erke stick the film, but accidentally turned on the screen. Then I saw that the wallpaper displayed on the phone turned out to be his own photo!

"Fuck? When did you take the sneak shot?"

Turning his head, he glanced at Chen Erke who was sleeping soundly on the sofa in surprise. Chen Yu quickly swiped the screen and found that the phone was locked with a four-digit code.

Strong curiosity and the "sense of responsibility" as an elder brother drove him to "check" Er Ke's cell phone.

So, he started typing the password.

Let's start with Chen Erke's birthday.

0615 - Error.

Phone number.

0067 - Error.

year of birth.

2013 - Error...

Seeing that there were only two input times left, Chen Yu frowned, and began to consider whether to let Xiao Taohong use software to crack.

"Hmm... try this?"

Hesitating, he entered his birthday.

0808 - Correct!

The screen of the mobile phone opened instantly, revealing software icons with children's style.

"Emmmm... this girl..."

Chen Yu was a little embarrassed, and quickly swipe the screen, clicked into the photo album, and his expression suddenly became complicated.

Because 80% of the photos arranged one by one in the album were taken by him.

And it's all sneak shots...

"There seems to be something wrong."

Subconsciously rubbing the painful joints, Chen Yu exited the album with trembling fingers, as if he had a heartbeat, clicked into the browser, turned to the historical search records, and felt his eyes sting...

"Fuck..."