Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 332: Sensation (Part 1)

"Is the relay communication connection normal?"

"Additional delay of 0.044 seconds."

"Change the angle, replace the DSCS relay satellite (European data), authorization code 0032."

"The replacement is complete."

"There may be an error in the Mars observation system, please restart it manually."

"Is the route normal after restarting?"

"Not affected, please restart manually."

"clear……"

In the manned spacecraft sent from "Earth" to "Mars", an astronaut got out of his seat, hovered to the left side of the cabin, manually pressed the restart button of the observation system, then returned to his seat, and stretched his waist: "Daily The inspection is over, you can rest for a while."

"You can sleep up to 4 hours." Another pilot glanced at the dashboard: "We will enter Mars orbit at night."

Hearing this, the astronaut turned his head sideways, looked at Mars outside the cabin through the round glass window, and subconsciously bit his lip: "It's finally here."

"Congratulations." The driver stretched out a thumb: "I wish you all the best in your new life."

"Hey, I know you're envious."

"The conditions on Mars are so difficult, what is there to envy." The pilot raised his eyebrows.

"Should we switch? I will stay behind, and you and the captain will go to Mars?" The astronaut smiled.

"Are you sure?" The driver narrowed his eyes slightly, obviously moved.

"Just kidding, ahaha."

"Boring." The pilot turned off the audio communication with the earth, and then slapped the astronaut on the head: "You are mentally retarded! Fuck."

"Ahaha..." The astronaut laughed more and more happily.

But he didn't laugh a few times, his face suddenly became stiff, and he pointed out the window: "That...that..."

"Your humor has always been bad, can you still be fooled?" The driver reopened the audio communication.

"I didn't...I didn't tease you this time, just look out the window!"

"dont see."

"Look at it!" The astronaut hurriedly reached out and grabbed the driver's head, breaking it hard.

"Crack."

"..."

"see it?"

"..." The pilot looked out the window at the spaceship flying in sync with the space capsule, and opened his mouth wide.

"The aircraft of the hyperspace UP master! Have you seen it?! Talk!"

"...Look... I saw it..." The driver covered his neck: "It's really unimaginable."

"Look! The hull has become transparent! They are greeting us!"

"What's the noise?" An astronaut captain lying at the back of the cabin sat up and said angrily, "Doesn't it affect others' rest?!"

"Captain! Come and see!"

"What?"

"Come here!"

The captain opened the fixing belt suspiciously, flew to the window, looked out of the window, and immediately bit his tongue.

In the distance, there are more than 20 people floating in the universe out of thin air, waving enthusiastically to them...

"Did you take the wrong medicine?" The captain retracted his head, took out the medicine box he carried with him, and checked the medicine combination inside: "You also took the wrong medicine?"

"Captain, that's the spaceship of the hyperspace UP owner! They just came back from Proxima Centauri." The astronaut lay on the window and waved his hands vigorously: "I saw the UP owner, it's awesome!"

"Ah..." The captain froze for a long time before sorting out the whole story, and hurriedly stepped forward: "Is this the content of this issue of "Hyper Dimension Evaluation"? Go to Proxima Centauri?"

"Yes, you don't know if you fell asleep...Let's go! They're gone..." Staring blankly at the spacecraft heading towards the earth, the astronaut pursed his lips: "We haven't landed on Mars yet, they all came back from the neighboring galaxy .”

"Go to the Proxima Galaxy? How is it possible?! Superluminal speed?"

"According to the news from the headquarters just now, it exceeds 5,000 times the speed of light."

"How...how is it possible..."

"It is to change the contraction and expansion of space to achieve super-light speed, not to accelerate to the speed of light normally." The astronaut sat back in his seat, absent-minded: "I heard that super-light speed needs to be far away from the strong gravitational range of stars, and we happen to be in the inner solar system. I can stop and take a look.”

"Too unreal..."

"After all, it's future technology, so it's incomparable." The driver covered his neck: "Hey, why does my cervical spine hurt so much?"

"Sleep on a stiff neck." The astronaut mumbled casually, and then looked at the surrounding consoles, feeling as uncomfortable as a cat's paw: "I have seen UP's spaceship, and our space capsule is an antique."

"It's already the most advanced in the world."

"Advanced old antique..."

...

"Dear passengers, this flight to Proxima Centauri is over. Thank you very much for taking the ride. I hope we will meet again one day."

The R-type deep space ship stopped firmly outside the earth's atmosphere. Chen Yu bowed slightly to everyone in the ship: "The old rule is to send the barrage group first, and then send the reward group. Now that there is a spaceship, the speed is not slow, so there is no need to pass The portal is here to teleport. I will personally deliver it to everyone’s home.”

"Awesome!"

"Send it yourself!"

"marvelous……"

The interactors of the barrage group cheered.

"The first one, ID Luoxia, I remember the address is in Zhougui, right?" Chen Yu raised his wrist, swiped the screen of his watch, and clicked into the private message interface of the live broadcast room to check.

"Yes." The women's clothing tycoon smiled like a flower, and said fiercely: "Brother, you are in a new villa area in the eastern suburbs."

"I know, why are you yelling so loudly?"

"Sorry, I was born with a loud voice..."

After confirming the position, Chen Yu decisively controlled the deep space ship to descend the altitude and flew towards Huaxia Prefecture and Guizhou...

...

Ten minutes later.

In Xionggui City at night, the originally dark sky suddenly shone with blue light.

The brothers and nobles who had just entered the nightlife state raised their heads at the same time, and all the faces looked at the little sun roaring in horror.

The sky is silently getting brighter and brighter.

Most people are gripped by doomsday panic for no apparent reason.

But there are also a small number of responsive "Super Test" viewers who came to their senses and realized that it might be the return flight of "Proxima Centauri"...

Five seconds later, the high-temperature blue fire disappeared from everyone's sight.

"Whoosh-boom!"

The deafening thunderstorm sound was long overdue...

"Boom!"

The deep space ship landed slowly, and the terrifying atmospheric pressure immediately crushed the large lawn outside the villa.

"squeak--"

The next moment, the cabin door opened, the steps extended, and the big lady in women's clothing walked off the boat step by step.

"Is it okay to damage the lawn?" Chen Yu asked, leaning on the door frame.

"It's okay, it's fake."

"Live alone in such a big villa?"

"Hmm." The big man in women's clothing stepped on the lawn, turned around, and waved vigorously to Chen Yu: "Thank you, this is the most unforgettable trip in my life."

"You're welcome, who told you to be Ou Shen." After speaking, Chen Yu threw a stone with his hands: "Next, a gift."

"Snapped."

Luoxia caught it with both hands, opened it, and found that it was an exoplanet rock engraved with the words "Super Dimensional Memorial": "Thank you."

"See you soon."

With a wave of his hand, Chen Yu was about to close the hatch, but found that the fat man also hurried down the steps.

"What are you doing?" Chen Yu was stunned.

"Go to my partner's house." The chubby man with the ID name Tai Zhuzi took another souvenir from Chen Yu's hand, jumped next to the women's clothing boss, and held each other's hands: "Thank you anchor , let us find the most romantic love in the world."

Chen Yu: "?"

The spaceship has slowly lifted off.

Chen Yu still kept his computer down, with a dazed look on his face.

"Master U...Up, I'm the next one, right?" The girl whose ID was called Crooked Big Che stepped forward and said timidly.

"Ah? Oh, yes, it's you. Nanhe City, right?"

"Can... can you send it to another place for me?"

"That's all right. Where?"

"I'm going……"

...

Six minutes later.

China.

Under the stunned gaze of tens of millions of people, a large fireball mixed with lightning and thunder came out of nowhere and fell fiercely towards...

(Note: There will be more updates at night.)

Thank you Luoxia and Tai Zhuzi for their friendly guest appearances. The jokes about them are all fake, don't take it seriously.