Transmigration & Reverse Transmigration

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"Zhao Minmin !!! You're enough !!! It's been eight hours! Why do you only sing this song?"

Minmin, calmly looking back: "Don't you know? ~ When will the moon be there ~ But the must-have classic tracks! ...... Then, let's change ~ Canghai laughed ~ (Singing a song for nine hours last week) ? "

Friend C: "I ... I have a stomachache ..."

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· Lens D:

Girls' bedroom:

Roommate A: You said ... Is Minmin in love?

Roommate B: How do you say?

Roommate A: You see, she writes poems with a brush every day, and she is full of sad and sour stuff ...

Roommate B: That's it, the love poem of sad Qiu Minchun ...

Hearing here, Minmin suddenly dropped the brush and raised his head from the pile of rice paper, angrily: "Nonsense! Who always writes some sad and sour stuff of sad Qiu Minchun? Ignorance! Sad Qiu Minchun's poems appear How low is the probability! (This is not the point you should be angry about ...) I tell you, crossing the female lead can be pretty, but can't fail to chant poetry! And the one with the highest probability is chanting tea poetry! Second is Wing Meilan, bamboo and chrysanthemums, Wing Jianghuhuhai ... Of course, there are a lot of praises for the peaceful times. It is still important to please the emperor ... Memorizing poems is not the point. The key is to use them. Li Kang's poems against Kangxi say that they are original and will be forked out ... "

Roommate C, who has been silent: "Minmin, you are preparing to cross, not betting on the text of the college entrance examination, calm down ..."

· Lens E:

At home:

Minmin wrapped around Dad's neck like an octopus: "Dad Dad, teach me to play Go ~ Is there a way to win Bo Liu next door?"

Dad: "Your dad, I and Liu Bo have fought hard for more than ten years and I have never won him. They are the champions of the amateur group in Beijing. One year? You dream!"

Minmin: "Dad, you seem to be lacking in fighting spirit ~ Hehe ... daughter, I will let you burn ... you are like that fire ~ burning me violently ..." Humming the song down ...

Every other day:

Neighborhood folks:

"Xiaozhong Ah ~ (Minmin Dad) The kid is strong! OK!"

"Brother Zhao (Minmin's father), I admire you so much that I dare to say" kill him without leaving a movie "with Liu Bo! Idol!"

"Fuck! Old Zhao (Minmin Dad)! Too **** good! I will definitely watch the war then buddy!"

"Children's dad (Minmin Dad), I haven't seen you so much since you got married! Don't steam your buns and rest assured, you can rest assured, I'll give you my full support!"

"... hmm ..."

Dad, Minmin, dazed ...

Minmin approached his father cautiously and tentatively said, "Well, dad, I wrote a challenge book for Liu Bo for you, and posted a Hutong mouth ..."

"What are you talking about ?!" Min Min's dad, who was almost out of breath, shivered and grabbed Min Min. "You ... what did you write?" God, why did you send such a little devil to be me Daughter? ? Weeping Minmin Dad ...

Minmin Ren shook his dad near the collapse and calmly answered:

"In fact, I haven't written any shame, that is:

Liu Xiaoer! You have oppressed me for many years (garbage in the corridor has never been dumped, and laundry has always occupied my balcony ...)! Trivia piles up, and anger is hard to subside! One year later, I will break the pavilion at the entrance of Hutong and go against you with Go! The loser is responsible for cleaning the corridor for one year! I swear, Zhao Zhong, I will kill you without leaving! See you next year today! ——2005, 2, 6 Minmin Ghostwriting ... Yeah! Dad! Dad, why did you pass out? !! "

After all, in the difficult situation of riding a tiger, Min Min's dad started Go training. Min Min, as the only sparring player, backed up the famous chess game.

the truth:

Minmin: "You know, this is the only elegant entertainment in ancient times ~! Can't you pass the time and be deep?"

· Lens F:

Friend A: "Minmin, you have to prepare to walk through us to understand, but why did you report for both French and Japanese classes?"

Minmin: "Sister, you are too narrow ~ How do you know that I will wear ancient China instead of foreign ancient times? See works such as" The Story of Heian Jing and Song Ji "... I'm doing two-handed preparation, both hands and both hands How hard is it? "

· Lens G:

College students' ideological and political training courses:

Teacher: "Zhao Minmin! What kind of miscellaneous books do you read underneath listening to the lessons! Now girls, they always look at romance, what else is beautiful (that is called Yanmei), they all say that a generation is not as good as a generation, what do you look at What's the connotation? Where's the temperament? ... hand in that miscellaneous book! "

Minmin handed it to the podium.

On the book cover, there is a big stamp: "Monarchy"

The division is stiff ...

Post-war history of international relations:

Teacher: "Student Zhao Minmin, what book are you reading with your head down?"

Minmin: "Introduction to Administration"

division:"……"

Marxist Political Economy Course:

Teacher: "Ah! The female classmate over there! What do you look at? I don't know in class! Did you understand the economic theory just now?"

Minmin: "I see, I'm watching" Modern Enterprise Marketing ""

division:"……"

□□ Theory class:

Teacher: "Zhao Minmin, what are you looking at? Do you understand the essence of the theory I just talked about?"

Minmin: "I am deepening my understanding. This is the" Sun Tzu's Art of War. "

division:"……"

Chinese Classic Literature:

Teacher: "... So, modern people! He has forgotten the book! You said, how many of you have a clear grain? Do you know what rice looks like? ... Hey, that female classmate over there, What are you looking at?"

Minmin: "Encyclopedia of Terraced Planting"

division:"……"

Advanced Mathematics:

Teacher: "Don't you think it's annoying to count these numbers! The theory is for practice! The formula on paper today is tomorrow's high-rise building! ... Zhao Minmin! What book do you read?"

Minmin: "Steel Smelting"

division:"……"

Therefore, it is also a realm to open a small class to this share ...

Tobecontinued ...

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