True and False Daughters Joined Forces [Metaphysics]

Taoyao ran happily in front of her with a small swimming ring, like a husky who broke free from the leash and was 100% curious about everything on the beach.

Su Yunshao didn't know whether Taoyao's mind became smaller after being struck down by lightning, or whether she had never been to the seaside and was so happy that she became like this, but she just followed behind not far or near, keeping a person who could help at any time without compromising. A distance that will make Taoyao feel troublesome.

Yan Wang and everyone on the beach were dressed differently, and the black that covered him from head to toe attracted the attention of most people.

Men feel that it is purely mentally ill to dress like this when they come to the beach, while women feel that when all men wear beach trunks and swimming trunks, Yan Wang is very unique and has a perfect sense of abstinence. landscape.

The two came over from the villa, and before they went far, they were greeted with waves of beautiful young ladies and sisters from various countries who asked for contact information and companionship.

Hades, who had no idea how many times he had sent people, was as black as the bottom of the pot.

Su Yunshao suggested sincerely, "Would you like to change your swimming trunks?"

If you dress like other travelers by the sea and hang out in the crowd, it should be less unique and eye-catching.

Hades lowered his head and glanced at her, seeing that she was really thinking of him, not even half jealous, but even more jealous inside.

"You want me to dress so revealing?"

Su Yunshao: ? ? ?

She just never thought about herself and the King of Hell in that direction, not really negative emotional intelligence, the meaning of this sentence is so obvious that she almost said: You are not jealous?

She asked hesitantly, "...Are we two lovers before?"

If this is the case, many things will follow.

For example, why is such an important seal of the King of Hell with her, why is the cause and effect between the two so complicated, and even the most treasured judge's pen in the underworld was broken by her, and the King of Hell just let her repair it with merit.

Hades would say that sentence, and I was a little bit looking forward to it.

Su Yunshao would ask about the relationship between the two of them, which means she started to care, and they all said that caring is the beginning of liking a person. Maybe the process of chasing a wife in this life is not that difficult?

Hades opened his mouth, and a wisp of blue lightning appeared out of thin air, hitting his feet with a slap, splashing up to the knees of sand, completely covering his trousers and shoes.

Su Yunshao: "…"

"I know, you don't have to say it."

Heaven does not allow Hades to reveal, but other than that, there is obviously no reason for Hades to come abroad alone just to accompany her, and use his eyes to force back anyone of the opposite **** who wants to strike up a conversation with her.

Even the sour sentence "I can't come, can the black impermanence come?" has the correct way to open it.

Su Yunshao never thought that he would have a relationship other than creditor and debtor with the Lord of the Underworld. Suddenly, the relationship changed drastically, and he didn't know how to get along with the King of Hell normally.

Hades shook off the sand on his trouser legs and shoe uppers, and there were many deep emotions that could not be expressed in his black eyes.

All this came to the lips, but it turned into the simplest sentence: "I will chase you again."

No matter what the relationship between the two of them was in the past life, they can start over in this life.

Logically speaking, Su Yunshao should have been moved, but she said, "I'm not an adult."

Hades choked his breath, gritted his teeth and said, "It's only a year, this king can afford to wait!"

Seeing that he was unwilling and forcibly endured, Su Yunshao couldn't help but wonder how the two of them got together in the last life.

In other words, what did she like about the King of Hell?

"Hand, can you hold it?" Yan Wang stretched out his right hand, which was too pale without the sun all the year round, his eyes were erratic, making it an excuse, "I just think that if I hold my hand, no one will come to trouble you and me."

Straight men's strategy, without the slightest romantic atmosphere.

However, the pragmatic Su Yunshao felt that what he said was very reasonable, and it happened that she was too lazy to deal with strangers, so she passed her hand over.

Xu Shi lived in the underworld all year round, and the hands of the King of Hell were cold and soft, like glutinous rice dumplings that were very soft after being frozen for a long time in the freezer, and they felt very good.

Su Yunshao touched it again and again, and said in his heart: I am a pragmatic person, the reason for agreeing to be in a relationship is not to find a human-shaped ice cube so that I can fall asleep in summer, right?

She guessed to herself, and the ears of the King of Hell who were held and touched and pinched were all red.

At this moment, he was very fortunate that he had long hair and could still cover it a little, and... the reborn daughter-in-law didn't know if she had preconceived ideas, and she took the initiative more than before.

Great, keep it up!

When Su Yiyi and the others came over after changing into new swimsuits, they saw Su Yunshao and Yan Wang standing under the beach chair holding hands. Not far away was Taoyao who was playing in the water near the sea with a small swimming ring on.

Friends: "..." What's the matter with this strong family of three?

Fu Ye was shocked, that is, he changed into a swimsuit.

Where did Hades buy his wife chasing strategy? Heavy money begging for the same paragraph!

Others were busy sighing that the progress bar of Su Yunshao and Yan Wang was pulling fast. Su Yiyi's aunt smiled and asked her friends, "Who do you think took the initiative to hold the hand first?"

Not long ago, all the friends who disliked Su Yunshao's low EQ and single dog without love experience all changed their minds.

Qin Jian: "Is there any need to ask? It must be Yun Shao!"

Bai Xingchen: "If the King of Hell had the courage, he would still use his secrets to declare his sovereignty?"

Lei Chuman: "Even if the King of Hell dares to be hard, Yun Shao will not agree."

The three of them said everything the others wanted to say, and all of them nodded their heads with oath, as if they had seen the scene where Su Yunshao held hands with the King of Hell.

Fu Ye, who wanted to crush the King of Hell, found himself alone.

The biggest reason for him to remain silent is Su Yiyi's sentence: "Those who demolish my CP will be punished even if they are far away!"

Fu Ye has a strong desire to survive: "This pair is locked up!"

A group of people walked over talking and laughing, and Su Yunshao and Yan Wang had already noticed them.

Su Yunshao found out that Su Yiyi, who had said she was going to wear a sister outfit, had changed into a yellow top and bottom split swimsuit, "Why didn't you wear the red one?"

Speaking of this, Su Yiyi felt aggrieved.

Su Yunshao's left hand was held by the King of Hell, so she hugged Su Yunshao's right hand and complained, "Fu Ye won't let me wear it, saying it's too revealing."

Su Yunshao stared at Fu Ye coldly: "You actually restrict her freedom of dressing."

Fu Ye froze all over, but he didn't forget that this man had the veto power, and said quickly, "Yiyi can wear it for me to see by myself!"

Su Yunshao wanted to say, "How can there be a reason to wear clothes only for one person?" When he saw the King of Hell, he smiled knowingly, "Possessive."

Qin Jian's pupils trembled, is that so?

Lei Chuman was thoughtful. Wasn't Qin Jian trying to find fault?

Su Yunshao understood, lowered his head and asked Su Yiyi, "Do you want to follow him?"

If Su Yiyi was really unwilling and resisted to the end, Fu Ye would not be able to help Su Yiyi take off her swimsuit and put it on again, so the truth of this matter should be that one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer?

Su Yiyi smiled shyly, and said "um" softly, "It's just a swimsuit, I don't want to argue with him because of this, it's nothing to follow him."

The most important thing is: Fu Ye didn't let her wear it because he liked her possessiveness, not just a man's possessiveness.

Fu Ye smiled. If Su Yiyi was really angry and didn't want to change, he wouldn't quarrel with her over a swimsuit on a group outing.

It can only be said that the two of them are accommodating and accommodating each other, and have found the most suitable way for them to be together.

The single dogs watching on the side were envious.

Especially Qin Jian, who also had issues with Lei Chuman's bikini, but failed to make her change into a conservative swimsuit in the end.

As soon as people arrive, they start organizing games.

There are many activities that can be played at the beach, including swimming, surfing, sand making, sunbathing, etc. There are ten people in their group, not counting Taoyao, so they can form a team to play beach volleyball.

Volleyball is usually a competitive sport with a team of six. Beach volleyball does not have such strict regulations. Two people play in a team and a referee can play.

Men and women match, work is not tired.

In the first group, Qin Jian and Lei Chuman painted Bai Xingchen and Zhao Qing first.

The four of them had known each other before and had a good understanding of each other. They played volleyball well, but beach volleyball was a little more difficult.

The pictures of handsome guys and beautiful women in swimming trunks and swimsuits playing volleyball are very eye-catching, attracting many tourists to watch after playing a few balls.

Xu Dunben cheered Qin Jian next to him. Seeing this, he rolled his eyes and had a bad idea: "It's boring to play like this. Let's add a bonus. The losing team must agree to a request from the winning team!"

Chen Xingyuan coaxed and said, "It won't be a very difficult request. I brought the punishment card from the King's Game. If I can't think of it, I can draw it in it. For the king's rights, I will rush it!"

The two of them spoke Chinese, and the blond foreign tourists couldn't understand it.

Under such circumstances, the four players on the field had to agree.

Qin Jian glared at Xu Dun and Chen Xingyuan, meaning: Don't do anything!

But are they going to do something? What a juvenile!

Xu Dun and Chen Xingyuan whispered together for a long time, Chen Xingyuan quickly turned around and ran back to the villa, and came back with the cards before the end of the game.

Su Yunshao: "…"

"I thought you were just talking."

"How could it be?" The cards Chen Xingyuan brought were quite new, and he unpacked them on the spot in front of everyone, saying that he didn't cheat, "I want to play with you, I have checked a lot of strategies, and I am very prepared. adequate."

Originally, he was afraid of being tricked by Qin Jian silently, but now he has the opportunity to trick Qin Jian back, so he shouldn't be too excited!

Also excited was Xu Dun, the young man who was brought into sesame dumplings by Qin Jian from an honest man.

"Young people are willing to gamble and admit defeat, come on."

Qin Jian and Lei Chuman who lost: "..."

Qin Jian looked at Bai Xingchen sadly: "Xingxing, when did you play beach volleyball so well?"

Bai Xingchen said with a blank face that no one believed it: "I don't want to be under the pressure of the pit to perform exceptionally well."

Lei Chuman always felt that he was trapped by Zhao Qing's painting: "Painting, before the start of the competition, you said that you don't want to sweat too much on a hot day, so let me put some water for you."

As a result, Zhao Qinghua rescued the ball on the boundary several times, so don't play too hard.

Zhao Qinghua smiled and tilted her head, "Manman, you don't want to be punished."

Qin Jian and Lei Chuman: "..." Losing friends! Pit friend!

The winner in the King's game has the right to decide the punishment for the loser, and this time it was Bai Xingchen and Zhao Qinghua who decided.

I couldn't think of the punishment content in a short period of time. It happened that Chen Xing originally had a punishment card. Bai Xingchen said that the lady was the priority, and Zhao Qinghua was asked to draw it first.

Zhao Qinghua took a random picture, and smiled the moment he saw the content, "Kiss the nearest opposite **** beside you."

After reading it, she turned the card over so that everyone could see the contents clearly to prove that she was not talking nonsense.

At this moment, the nearest opposite **** beside Lei Chuman is Qin Jian.

Absolutely, God is helping!

"Kiss one!"

"KISS!"

The onlookers who watched the excitement understood what the punishment was, and began to boo, clapping and shouting urging, and kisses in various languages ​​came out.

Lei Chuman didn't shirk the blame, he stood on tiptoe and hooked Qin Jian's neck, just slapped him in the face.

"All right."

Regardless of how fast Lei Chuman was being punished, he didn't falter at all, but in fact, his face was so red that everyone could see it.

Qin Jian touched the side of the kissed face and smiled, she didn't feel it at all!

Xu Dun and Chen Xingyuan urged: "Quick, there is one more."

If it wasn't for knowing what the **** they were up to, would Bai Xingchen and Zhao Qinghua fight so hard?

When he drew the card, he was still thinking: The previous punishment has already been kissed, and this one had better not be too intimate, it is not good to go too far.

Thinking, Bai Xingchen unfolded the card content: "Fifty push-ups."

"Small idea!" Qin Jian took a step back, lay down and did push-ups at an arm's length beside Lei Chuman, and did every one of them well, without any intention of being lazy or fooling around.

After doing fifty push-ups, when Qin Jian got up out of breath, the sweat on her face and chest slid down the outline of her body, and slipped into her swimming trunks through her flabby abdominal muscles.

Lei Chuman quickly turned his face away, Zhao Qinghua handed over a glass of iced watermelon juice and blinked: "A good thing to cool down and quench your thirst."

Lei Chuman: "…"

Su Yunshao felt that he couldn't keep up with the rhythm of the young people now.

"What's so interesting about this punishment?"

Hades shook his head: "I don't know."

At the scene, only the two of them did not understand the essence of the game of kings. Everyone else was very happy, and they were not good to spoil the fun.

The second group is Su Yunshao and Yan Wang vs Su Yiyi and Fu Ye.

Before the start of the game, Su Yiyi said confidently, "Sister, I play volleyball very well, I will definitely win you guys!"

In view of this confidence, Su Yunshao did not release water at the beginning of the game, and directly scored after serving and returning the ball. When she realized that there was a gap between herself and Su Yiyi's definition of good volleyball, the score was over half.

Next, she and Yan Wang started to release water in a tacit understanding, winning two goals and losing one goal, so that Su Yiyi and Fu Ye lost less ugly.

After the game, Su Yiyi jumped and jumped around Su Yunshao, the whole excited fan girl who saw the idol: "Sister, you are amazing!"

The system frantically called CALL: [Sister Yun Shao is omnipotent! 】

Su Yunshao played volleyball well, Qin Jian, Lei Chuman and the others thought it was right, but Yan Wang played volleyball well, they felt quite scary.

Qin Jianchao whispered, "Do the underworld also play beach volleyball?"

Xu Dun said in a low voice, "Underworld civil servants can't be so versatile that they have to work and play football?"

Chen Xingyuan whispered: "I thought civil servants in the world would be difficult, but I didn't expect civil servants in the underworld to be even more difficult."

Bai Xingchen was speechless: "...What if he wanted to chase Yunshao to study specifically?"

The little friends suddenly realized: It makes sense!

Probably every time the King of Hell appeared in front of them, he had long hair and ancient costumes, so they subconsciously thought that King of Hell was an ancient person and did not understand the entertainment games of modern people.

The third group is Xu Dun and Chen Xingyuan, and the opponents are a couple who took the initiative to recommend themselves among the onlookers.

It's not that beach volleyball is not played on this beach, but they set up winning and losing games and punishment games, attracting many people to come over, so that Su Yunshao couldn't see Taoyao.

After all, Taoyao is a peach tree demon on land, and now she still looks like a three-year-old child.

Su Yunshao and Su Yiyi said a word, and went over the crowd with Yan Wang to find Taoyao.

Taoyao no longer sits on the swimming ring and plays in the water. He picks up shells on the beach with his short legs and sees the little crab walking sideways following him, followed by a cute little blond hair behind his butt. loli.

Not far behind Xiao Loli was a young couple, looking at the two children with doting and helpless eyes.

"Lily, he's from the East, so young, he doesn't understand the F language."

Not only Taoyao couldn't understand the F language, but Su Yunshao also couldn't understand it, and it was Yan Wang who translated by her ear, so she knew what the father was talking to Little Loli.

Seeing that Taoyao was not in danger, Su Yunshao was not in a hurry and went up now.

"How can you speak F?"

"In the past, the business of the underworld was only in the country, but now the transportation is developed, and many Chinese fly to all over the world. Their nationality has not changed. After death, the soul needs to enter the underworld."

The national conditions are like this, and the King of Yan is also very helpless, "It's not just me."

Su Yunshao: I feel sorry for the underworld civil servants for three seconds.

Feeling distressed, she asked curiously, "How many languages ​​do you know?"

King Yama: "Learn some widely used languages, but don't learn small languages, and some don't know much without listening to them, but I haven't counted how many languages ​​you know."

Su Yunshao, who only knows Chinese and Y: "..."

Here, Su Yunshao was still sighing that he was a scumbag, but Taoyao had already spotted the two of them, grabbing the shell and the little crab and running back, as if offering a treasure: "Yunshao, look, Live crabs!"

"Do you want to eat it?" Su Yunshao said, "We will have barbecue at night."

"Okay, okay." Taoyao nodded and turned to leave again, "Then I'll grab some more!"

At this time, Little Loli and her parents came.

Little Loli smiled at Su Yunshao and Yan Wang, and ran off with Taoyao, while her parents stayed to talk to the two of them.

Su Yunshao couldn't understand the F language, so he listened to Yan Wang chatting with the couple, and then translated it to her when they were almost finished.

To put it simply, their daughters like Taoyao very much and want to be friends with Taoyao, but unfortunately Taoyao can't understand F language, and they can't understand Chinese.

They also praised Taoyao as cute, thinking that King Yan and Su Yunshao were Taoyao's parents.

Yan Wang, whose love rival became his son: "..."

He smiled and explained in F language: "I'm still pursuing her, that's not the child of the two of us, and the child of the two of us will definitely be cuter than him in the future."

The couple was very surprised and said directly: "The faces of the Orientals are too deceptive. Many people like you are already the parents of several children. We thought you already had children."

Yan Wang smiled and said, "Thank you for your blessings."

The enthusiastic couple suggested that they go to the island's famous Love Corner, "where a couple who kisses can be happy and stay together for a lifetime, I hope you can be happy too."

The couple took the little loli away, and Hades translated the content of the previous conversation roughly, without any concealment.

Su Yunshao was a little stunned when he mentioned that the future child would be cuter than Taoyao. After listening to the whole conversation, he couldn't help but say: "You want to run before you learn to walk?"

If you are not in love and think about having children after marriage, there is no one else.

King Yama didn't take it seriously: "I have even thought about the names of the children in the future, both men and women."

Su Yunshao: "..." Just, be convinced.

After playing all afternoon, the group was hungry and hurried back to the villa.

The ingredients were processed and delivered by the hotel. Qin Jian and Xu Dun also brought special domestic barbecue sauce powder. You can eat fresh original seafood or barbecue with key flavors.

Only Fu Ye was an adult among them. Fu Ye didn't ask for wine, but the juice he drank with the others.

Everyone was roasting, eating and chatting. When the atmosphere was lively, Qin Jian stood at a high place and sang a song. Xu Dun and Chen Xingyuan danced the seaweed dance below, making people laugh. .

Bai Xingchen watched over Taoyao, who insisted on roasting crabs by Ren Xiaozhigao, and when she saw Taoyao took out the little crab that was only half the size of a slap of a three-year-old child, "..."

It was the first time that Hades participated in their group activity, and he was not restrained at all, and his barbecue skills were quite good, but what he baked was only for Su Yunshao to eat, and no one else needed to think about it.

In fact, other people didn't dare to eat it, it was the real Hades cuisine, the real underworld cuisine.

Suddenly, the phone rang.

Everyone could not help but quiet down, looking for mobile phones everywhere, playing so crazy that they had forgotten where they had left their phones.

Hades grabbed the phone from the side, "Yours."

Su Yunshao was eating raw oysters and glanced at the screen, it was Yu Baiyi's WeChat call request.

"Hey?"

Yu Baiyi: "At the same table, can you lend me two million?"

Su Yunshao: ? ? ?

Everyone was afraid of disturbing Su Yunshao's phone calls, and they had already quieted down. Yu Baiyi's words came naturally, and everyone's faces were suddenly confused.

Su Yunshao counted Yu Baiyi's birthday and asked calmly, "You were kidnapped?"

"No, can the same table lend me money?" Yu Baiyi's voice sounded normal.

At this time, Su Yunshao had already finished the calculation, it was fine, there was no danger to his life, then there would be no problem.

"Give me the account number."

There was a sudden cheer on the phone, the background was very noisy, and there were many people talking.

Yu Baiyi smiled and said, "Thank you at the same table. You don't have to pay for the money. I'm recording a show here. I want to call the opposite **** to borrow money. I think of you first, don't you feel moved?"

Su Yunshao: "…"

Friends: "…"

I'm not moved, I still want to hit someone.

After all, Yu Baiyi is not short of money, and it is a strange thing to ask Su Yunshao to borrow money. They thought that this fellow was being held hostage by some serious ghost, what secret words are they talking about!

Qin Jian has finished splitting the pinyin of the sentence and is writing Morse code, and the result... Gan!