Tsundere Queen Takes Home

"Where am I hot...Oh...Sister Xinyan, I wet two pants today." Fang Zhengyang almost fell into Yang Xinyan's trap.

Yang Xinyan smiled slightly, took a pack of cigarettes from the table next to her, took out one, and handed it to Fang Zhengyang, "Have a cigarette, smoking will help relieve tension."

Fang Zhengyang was really nervous. When he saw the cigarette that Yang Xinyan handed over, he stretched out his right index finger and **** and pinched it.

But halfway through, Fang Zhengyang's hand suddenly stopped, then quickly retracted, then looked at Yang Xinyan, and smirked again, "Hehe, Sister Xinyan, I wet two pairs of pants today."

Yang Xinyan looked at Fang Zhengyang and nodded, "Responsive enough and smart enough, but don't forget, your index and middle fingers have turned yellow because of smoking, you can't hide this! But when you are stupid, you never I don't smoke, I remember that clearly."

"Hee hee, Sister Xinyan, I wet two pants today." Fang Zhengyang had already noticed that every word of Yang Xinyan today was full of traps, so he resorted to the ultimate move to keep the same.

"Zhengyang, you're already awake, right?" Yang Xinyan came to Fang Zhengyang, took his hands, and said in a hoarse voice, her eyes slowly turning red.

As soon as he saw Yang Xinyan's red eyes, Fang Zhengyang's heart softened. He really wanted to hug Yang Xinyan and tell her the fact that he was awake, but the next moment, his heart hardened again, because once Yang Xinyan knew that she was awake What came here is the truth, so don't even think about sneaking into the enemy's lair.

"Hee hee, Sister Xinyan, I wet two pants today."

Hearing Fang Zhengyang's words, Yang Xinyan's pretty face suddenly turned cold, she glared at Fang Zhengyang, gritted her teeth, and said, "Fang Zhengyang, okay, today I know what a boiled duck is."

After Yang Xinyan finished speaking, she took Meng Yao's hand, turned around and left, "Come on, let's go home."

Meng Yao looked at Yang Xinyan and shouted, "Why doesn't my mother let me play with my father?"

Yang Xinyan roared angrily, "Don't call him dad, he's a bastard."

"Hee hee, Sister Xinyan, I wet two pairs of pants. Oh sister Xinyan, why are you really leaving? Stop." Fang Zhengyang panicked when he saw Yang Xinyan stretched out his hand to open the door.

He quickly jumped out of bed, took a few steps to the door, and reached out to stop the two.

Yang Xinyan stared at Fang Zhengyang coldly, "Get out of the way, or I'll call the police."

When Fang Zhengyang saw it, he couldn't hide it. He sighed, "Sister Xinyan, I'm already awake."

After saying this, Fang Zhengyang was like a traitor who couldn't stand the torture of the enemy and gave information about the party organization.

At this moment, Meng Yawen at the door shouted, "No, Zhengyang, the design institute's stalk is useless!"

Fang Zhengyang crawled to the ground.

Don't be afraid of god-like opponents, but be afraid of pig-like teammates!

Yang Xinyan glared at Fang Zhengyang, turned and sat on the sofa, "Come here."

"Hey." Fang Zhengyang agreed, and quickly stood in front of Yang Xinyan, tugging at his clothes in a panic, then crossed his hands to cover his crotch, his head was hanging down, almost touching the egg.

But Yang Xinyan was not fooled by Fang Zhengyang's illusion at all. He stared at Fang Zhengyang and asked coldly, "When did you wake up?"

"This morning." Fang Zhengyang replied in a panic.

The shorter the time, the smaller the sin.

"Mengyao, let's go." When Yang Xinyan heard this, she stood up abruptly, pulling Mengyao towards the door again.

"No no, I remembered it wrong, it was yesterday." Fang Zhengyang hurriedly shouted.

But Yang Xinyan's footsteps didn't even stop.

"Hey, I remembered it wrong, I should have woken up when it fell off the Ferris wheel." Fang Zhengyang confessed helplessly.

But he forgot the story of the wolf coming, and Yang Xinyan doesn't believe his words anymore.

Seeing that Yang Xinyan was still walking towards the door, Fang Zhengyang was about to cry, "Sister, even if you go to the ends of the earth this time, I will still say the same thing, I just woke up after falling off the Ferris wheel!"

Hearing Fang Zhengyang's words, Yang Xinyan finally stopped, she patted Mengyao, "Mengyao, go to your aunt, I'll talk to your father about something."

"Mom, don't quarrel with Dad!" Meng Yao looked at Yang Xinyan and said childishly.

"No, go play." Yang Xinyan said coldly.

Meng Yao nodded, turned and ran outside.

Yang Xinyan closed the door, turned and sat on the sofa again.

Fang Zhengyang hurriedly ran in front of her, holding a feather duster in his hand, handed it to her, and said with a flattering smile, "Sister Xinyan, I lied to you and made you angry, now you can beat me, Take it easy."

Yang Xinyan stared at Fang Zhengyang without saying a word, her eyes were full of anger.

Seeing that Yang Xinyan was still angry, Fang Zhengyang quickly turned around, took a mop handle from the side, handed it to Yang Xinyan and said with a smile, "How about you use this?"

Yang Xinyan's eyes almost burst into flames.

Seeing that Yang Xinyan didn't speak, Fang Zhengyang ran directly to the table, took out a fruit knife from the fruit bowl, and then came to Yang Xinyan, "Sister Xinyan, what I did this time really made me angry, for the sake of Let you dispel your anger, I have to die to apologize."

Fang Zhengyang said, he took the dagger and stabbed his heart violently, a trace of redness flowed out from his chest, Fang Zhengyang looked at Yang Xinyan affectionately, and said in a weak voice, "Sister Xinyan, I love you, I can't be your husband and wife in this life, we'll see you in the next life! Ah..."

Fang Zhengyang let out a scream after speaking, and lay down on the ground, his eyes closed weakly.

"Fang Zhengyang, have you had enough?" Yang Xinyan roared angrily, her eyes turning red all of a sudden.

Fang Zhengyang sat up from the ground and looked at Yang Xinyan, his eyes almost popped out, "Damn, you can see this big move, I'm cheating?"

Yang Xinyan glared at Fang Zhengyang angrily, unable to bear the grievance any longer, and fell down.

Fang Zhengyang saw that Yang Xinyan was crying, and hurriedly threw the dagger filled with ketchup aside, got up from the ground, sat beside Yang Xinyan, and shouted in a panic, "Sister, don't cry, okay, you cry my heart. It's all messed up."

Fang Zhengyang said, naturally reaching out to hug Yang Xinyan.

"Don't touch me." Yang Xinyan roared.

Fang Zhengyang froze there all of a sudden.

Yang Xinyan looked at Fang Zhengyang, choked up and said, "Fang Zhengyang, tell me, what is the most basic bottom line of human interaction?"

"Integrity." Fang Zhengyang knew what Yang Xinyan wanted to hear.