Uchiha's Butterfly

"The Academy, it's ruined." Izumi gasped.

"Not the first, nor the last time... There!" Among the chaos of a raging Six-Tailed Beast, Minato discerned a floating soap bubble. Blood was slushing around the bottom of it, filling it up to one-sixth of the bubble's volume. The Fourth Hokage, due to the distance, barely saw an unmoving body bathing in its blood.

"Something must have gone horribly wrong with her plan."

"Huh? Are you two acquainted?"

"Yes, Minato-sama. My name is Izumi Uchiha, Kaname-sensei was my team's jōnin commander."

"How the time flies... Nice to meet you, Izumi-chan. We may talk later. If she trusts you with her secrets, I can put my faith in you too. I will deal with the monster and bring Kana-chan to you. Don't worry, Izumi-chan, your teacher is so headstrong that she will walk the injuries off."

"Minato-sama, this monster is Kaname-sensei's boyfriend. Don't hurt him."

"B-Boyfriend?!..." Minato shouted back, "Kana-chan is too young!"

"Haa... I should have expected it. From what she told me, you had a girlfriend when you were two years younger than her, Minato-sama. But it's a moot point, now we need to save Kaname-sensei."

"I need to ... talk to him. I can't let a man hurt our Butterfly..." he murmured under his nose.

"Whatever. Just buy me some time, I will put Kaname-sensei back up on her feet."

The blonde smiled at the Uchiha's confidence and threw his three-pronged kunai towards Kaname's location, "I will be back in a moment."

Izumi's eyes were blinded twice in quick succession. Once Minato returned, a sob caught in her throat while looking at the bleeding body in his arms, two tears dropped out of her tear ducts. A sizable portion of Kaname's right hip was just gone - her teacher's lung has collapsed. Kaname's intestines had a piece of broken bone fragment sticking out and was releasing steady streams of blood, informing Izumi that her teacher's heart was still pumping the quickly diminishing life liquid.

"She is in critical condition! Put her down, Minato-sama, gently!"

"I'm sorry to say it, Izumi-chan. If you don't want me to hurt her b-bo-boyfriend, you need to wake Kana-chan up. I need to protect the village." he requested, putting the body on the ground next to the brown-haired woman.

Izumi began by activating all of Kaname's seals placed on the woman's body and rebutted, "I can't do that. Her injuries are more severe than I thought - she may die from the shock if I wake her up. She needs to rest for a week or two."

"She won't die, Kana-chan is too stubborn to do that. You need to choose, Izumi-chan. I can't let a raging Tailed-Beast destroy Konoha."

"Uhh... I will try, but only after I stabilize her! I can't give you any promises on that. Kaname-sensei is more important to me, Konoha can burn for all I care."

Minato nodded, "Good enough for me." He disappeared in a flash of yellow light.

Under her careful hands, Izumi slowly but surely stopped the bleeding. Healing chakra worked wonders on mending Kaname's ruptured organs and regenerating missing muscles.

'The collapsed lung and burst liver will have to wait for a long, excruciating, and extensive recovery. I'm sure Kaname-sensei will love spending four to five hours each day in a hospital.' Izumi rigged quick stitching, hoping it was enough for the moment, then her eyes traveled down towards the sticking piece of rib.

"This one will hurt, Sensei." She put a piece of wood between the unconscious woman's teeth. Slowly and carefully taking hold of the bloodied bone piece, Izumi put her second hand at the wound, preparing to stop the bleeding. Blood splurted on her face the moment she yanked it out of Kaname's intestines. The brown-haired Uchiha quickly closed the injury, holding back her teacher's body that was thrashing around in agony.

'Shit... So much blood in the digestive system is life-threatening too. I-' She grumbled, looking at the Six-Tailed Slug pounding on some dilapidated building, "I'm sorry, Sensei. You need to wake up now. You're the only one that can stop Utakata."

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Minato teleported around dodging the massive slimy tails, 'Hmm, it's much easier than with the fox. It feels like I'm fighting against an enraged animal. Kana-chan's boyfriend, huh? He must have seen her getting wounded - Kushi-chan had her anger issues as well. Any jinchūriki would feel the same way when your loved one was heavily injured in front of your own eyes.'

The neighborhood was rapidly filling with flying soap bubbles, limiting Minato's agility. Luckily, most of the Konoha shinobi's aware of the Yellow Flash legend left the fight to him and watched the combat from a safe distance. It allowed Minato to dodge every attack with relative ease without the need to protect anyone.

Minato dodged another swipe of the blueish tail. "*RROOAAR*!" The slug's cry was laced with pure lament - the mourning he felt from the creature put a lump in Minato's throat.

"Kana-chan's is alive, wake up!" he shouted at the beast.

A low growl from the mountain-sized monster sent shivers down his spine, 'What is going on? Those tails look like they're boiling…' All doubts were quickly answered when two tails parted from the main body creating a tad bit smaller copies of the slug, 'Uhh… that's a new one.' The Academy-sized slugs expelled a dense yellowish gas out of their mouths.

'Hmm, this pungent smell? Ammonia?!' Minato watched in fright as the largest slug prepared to shoot a Tailed-Beast bomb under his feet. 'Ah! Ammonia is highly flammable - is he trying to commit suicide?! The explosion would level the bigger part of Konoha, I can't let him do that!' He teleported in front of the beast's mouth, just a moment before Utakata shot a Bijūdama, and caught the ball of condensed chakra with his space-time jutsu right after it left the slug's mouth.

"<Futon: Taifūikka> [Wind Release: Passing Typhoon]." A feminine voice called out, driving two beady beast's eyes to turn around and frantically look for its source. When the gas was blown away, Minato smiled at Kaname confidently walking towards the slug.

"Minato said I'm alive you... Imbecile!" her fully powered punch into slug's slimy belly forced him to take two steps back, "What the f.u.c.k was that last move?! Even if I died, would you let our babies grow without a parent?!..."

"BABIES?!" Minato's brain processes failed at the delivered news.

"...Come back to me, right now!" She ordered, extending the hand.

The oversized slug shrunk in itself at a staggering rate. The monster's roar turned into a human-like cry, in below ten seconds, Utakata was back down, hugging the life out of Kaname.

"I saw you... I taught you were dead." he sobbed, c.a.r.e.s.sing Kaname's cheek, "Are you alright? I just saw your body got thrown away by something and then saw red - your punch woke me up."

"Not really, Izumi-chan kept me alive, but the damage is still there. I just injected myself with a horse-sized adrenaline shot. It will knock me out for a day or two, Utakata."

She explained.

"You need to rest, Kana-chan. I don't want to ever again see you getting hurt... I felt myself dying with you." Utakata held onto her as if protecting his treasure from the rest of the world.

"Yeah, we will go to the hospital in a couple of minutes. Now there is a job to do. My seals alarmed me that Naru-chan is in danger. He needs me."

"Uhh... Okay, but I'm not leaving you out of my sight. You suffered enough already." Kaname shrugged at his request.

"Minato-san, do you mind meeting your son? He is in danger and may require our aid."

"...Babies... She said, babies..." Minato's mind was too preoccupied to hear their conversation.

"..." Kaname slapped the back of the blonde's head, "Yeah, babies, a boy, and a girl, got a problem with that? They could call you a grandpa if you did not idiotically sacrifice yourself."

"Ah... I? What?" the Fourth Hokage mumbled.

Kaname sighed. "Doesn't matter. I will shorten it for you to understand. Naruto has problems - are you coming or not?"

Minato nodded absentmindedly.

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"Why? Why are the three of you so strong?" Gaara laid defeated at the feet of team six.

"Hmph, to be a successful shinobi, you need to have something to protect," Sasuke smirked.

"I-I think so too." Hinata stuttered, "The ability to rely on your fri-friends makes you truly strong."

"Wha? You did all of that because of others? How? You need strength to protect. In our world, the weak ones are killed by the strong."

"Baaka! Alone we're weak, but acting as a single team - our capabilities soar ~ttebayo! Ya~know, without my precious people, those that gave the meaning to my existence, I believe I would become just like you, Gaara. We're jinchūrikis, but I have friends and loved ones at my side - that's where my strength comes off ~ttebayo!"

"... I don't have any friends or loved ones anymore," Gaara replied sadly.

"Are you kidding me? Then what are your siblings doing here? Even scared of your outbursts, they still have come to protect you ~dattebayo. Especially you, Temari-chan, stop starring like that - the fight is finished. I'm not going to kill Gaara."

"Uh... Kankuro? Temari? You came here, for me?"

"That's what older brothers do..." Kankuro flickered to Gaara's side, "But damn, it's the first time I saw you completely spent, Gaara."

"Hmph, look at the deadbeat talking, Gaara could still mop the floor with your arse, Kankuro." Temari shot back.

Both teams were instantly pummeled with heavy killing intent. "Hahaha, Naruto used Talk-no-Jutsu. It was very effective!" a man in full red armor and bat-like wings on his back applauded the spectacle.

"And what the heck are you?" Sasuke prepared for combat.

"I'm your grandpa!" the man shot back. "Ha! I always wanted to do that!"

"... No, he is dead, and you sound too young. Who are you?" The Uchiha did not understand the overused xianxia line and repeated his question.

"Ah, f.u.c.k it! I need only one of you. <Shinra Tensei>!"

Naruto felt a massive bone-snapping pressure hit him squarely in the face. The soil around the blonde prankster exploded, sending his friends and team from Suna flying through the forest.

The armored man walked casually to the broken teen. Stabbing the earth with his gauntlet in the middle of the building-sized crater, he unearthed Naruto by holding his neck.

"Wake the f.u.c.k up!" he backhanded the ramen lover's face.

"Uhh."

"You're still alive. That's good. Hmm, I can take you to Akatsuki, but I had enough of this world. The bitches here are too crazy for me, I woke up nineteen times with a blade stuck into my heart, and these were only the civilians. You know what I mean?" He slowly took off his red helmet.

"Fath-? No, w-what are you? My Sis is-" Naruto fought to take a breath.

"I killed her already. No-no, you won't go all foxy on me, kid." he pointed a gun at red-eyed Naruto's head, "One wrong move, and you end like your bitch of a sister."

"*Groan* I will kill y-" Naruto stopped, looking behind the dark-haired man's back, and smiled sadistically.

"What?!" A pair of hands were put on his shoulders. Turning his head over the right arm, his jaw dropped. The Fourth Hokage's sincere smile did not reach the blonde's eyes. The supposed dead Kaname Uchiha stood at Minato's side, smirking back at him.

"Would you kindly remove your hand from my son's neck before I do that for you, please?"

"Nice to meet you again. Are your balls still itching?"

"No... None of you should be alive? What have you done?! Minato couldn't be resurrected in the original timeline..."

"You were right, Kana-chan. He looks like me, but I don't feel any danger coming from him. We will talk later about that, release my son."

"F-f.u.c.k off! If you don't want me to kill him, then move back!" A red laser dot flickered on top of Naruto's forehead.

"Hoo~ so it was you that wounded me? Interesting..." Kaname looked at the metal contraption in his hand, "How does this work?"

"If you want to know, let me demonstrate." *Bang* the black-haired man pulled the trigger. Instantly, he felt a sting coming from his hip. A space-time ripple was floating between the gun's muzzle and Naruto's head. The other one was pointing at the armored man's side. His nerves slowly registered that he, somehow, was able to shoot himself. "AAAAH!" he screamed in pain, letting go of Naruto's neck and his weapon.

Kaname lifted the metal tool from the ground and looked down the dark barrel, "Hmm, different effect, how does it work? Gimme the bigger one!"

[AN: Don't do this at home :-P]

"Kana-chan, leave it for later. Utakata is waiting for you, remember?" Minato reprimanded her.

"Tehe~ I'm sorry my researcher-side got curious at the precision of the tool." she pointed the gun at the crying man's body, "So if I pull this boomstick's metal piece, will it-" *Bang*

"AAAH!" another bullet hit his right shoulder.

"Yep, it works!" she laughed out.

"I will kill you!"

"Kana-chan?"

"Don't worry, Minato-san. This asshole is immortal. You can't kill him." Kaname shrugged at the accusatory tone, "Sucks that he still feels pain, eh?" she smirked.

Once the bullets popped out of his body, he called out, "<Shinra Tensei>!"

Kaname teleported away from the attack, catching Naruto on her way out. Minato did not expect it, and his body was broken by a fully powered Rinnegan user attack.

"Hmm, so it's the legendary dōjutsu. It packs quite a punch." The Fourth Hokage's body regenerated very quickly, "Good job with pulling Naruto-kun away. Kana-chan."

"You're welcome, Minato-san. Be careful - this asshole almost killed me two times already."

"Kana-chan, Edo Tensei, remember?"

"There are always ways to kill an immortal. Hmm, now it's getting interesting. What will happen if two immortals fight each other?"

"So you know him?"

"Yeah, his name was Ass-something, cringy as heck if you ask me."

"It's Azrail!"

"Yeah, that... As I said, a cringy mother f.u.c.ker."

"Grrr... It's all because of you! It should be an easy mode as always, but after you have shown up, it all went down the drain! I will kill you and take this world for myself." Azrail pulled a stick from a holster on his back.

"This again? Dodge it, Minato-san."

"Avada Kedavra!" A green ray of light shot at Kaname. She disappeared in a flash of red fire.

"I can't let you hurt a young mother, can I?" Minato's three-pronged kunai impaled between the slits of the red plate armor into the man's arm.

"Ahh!" Azrail cried out in pain, "S-Shinra Tensei!"

Minato teleported away. Before their opponent noticed his miss, Kaname reappeared behind him, and ax kicked his head into the ground.

"Uh, Avada-?" The armored man turned around onto his back and aimed his wand, but the woman was nowhere to be found.

"So what's the plan, Kana-chan? Your kick could easily break a man's spine. If he is still alive, that means he is truly immortal." Minato asked her casually.

"Heh, I have got one." She smiled evilly, "We're gonna make him beg us to end him."

"Basically, I'm against torture, but he tried to kill my son and almost killed you. That is not something I can forgive."

"Good, let's do this, Minato-san!" the duo gave each other a high-five.

"Hehe, that was one of my dreams, to fight alongside you at least once in my life." Minato chuckled.

"I will k-"

"<Rasengan>!" he felt both his cheeks getting punctured by something akin to drilling machines. A massive spike of pain was enough for the man called Azrail to lose his consciousness.

"Yuck... I have got his brain on my hands." Kaname shook off the gray matter.

"Was beheading enough?"

"Nope, he will recover very quickly. He caught me like that once," she explained.

"Petrific- AAAH!" Kaname slashed his armored arm off.

"It won't work two times in a row, moron." she smiled at the glaring back at her man.

"Ugh, how? The dragon armor should be resistant to weapons. Shinra-" Kaname's body combusted away.

"Rasengan!" Minato powdered Azrail's face off once again. "He has so many weird powers, but he squandered his potential. Is it only me that feels like this?"

"Nope. The first time we met, he asked me to bring him to Anko-chan and Kurenai-chan to bang them... He received help his entire life, but he climbed the stairs of power by betraying his friends. This dipshit is not worthy of calling himself a human." Kaname turned her head sideways.

"I won't be defeated!"

"Hmm, at least he has some endurance to pain..." Kaname commented.

"For how long will he hold out?" Minato turned to her with a sarcastic question.

"Not very long..." Kaname cracked her knuckles.

The next gruesome three minutes were enough to make Minato dry-heave at Kaname's measures. It didn't take much time for the woman to leave behind a barely breathing piece of ground meat on the ground.

"H-how?"

"You mean where did I learn the torture methods, Minato-san? Had I had a short six-month practice with Ibiki-san and Anko-chan. They know their profession very well..."

"Now I understand why Konoha's Interrogation Force has such infamy."

"Nah, I just went all out. He will regenerate either way, and it's the easiest way to break this f.u.c.ker."

"*Gurgle-gurgle*" the Azrail replied.

"Pain, all you feel is pain, hmm, I have got a cool idea!" Kaname walked around the meadow, looking around for a fist-sized stone, "Let's see how a man deals with the pain of giving birth..." she tossed the rock piece in her hand. Find authorized novels in , faster updates, better experience, Please click <a href="#&apos;s-butterfly_15561033706962205/divine-interruption_51401674224361683">#&apos;s-butterfly_15561033706962205/divine-interruption_51401674224361683</a> for visiting.

"No... Lilith. Take me away from here! I beg you." he called out.

"Such a strong man that had fun with so many, how did you call them, ah, bitches shouldn't be afraid of what happens after the deed. Don't worry it hurts like hell, I will hole up the rock into your bladder and using chakra, push it back out."

"No! No! Lilith! I'm sorry for what I said! Save me!" he begged, turning his purple eyes towards the sky.

Kaname stopped three-steps away from the broken man when his body was spontaneously covered by a bubble of golden energy.

"Ha... Hahaha! Sucks to be you - I'm out. Have fun, bitch!"

"The problem for you is that I can still see you, you know?" Kaname deadpanned.

"Wha?" a ripple in space opened beneath his feet, eating the man up.

"You could do that from the start..." Minato called out.

"Yeah, but I did not want him to feel his sins went unpunished."

"Where did you sent him?"

"I don't know. Once I tried to send off a fish for a test, it suffocated. Wherever it is, it doesn't contain any air to breathe. It will become his personal hell."

"Haah... Pity you couldn't take his eyes. They would become a good asset for you and Konoha. What now?"

"Now, I need to go deal with the Hokages..."