Uchiha's Butterfly

[AN: In the comment section for the ease of use I put up two links - One is for the map of Konoha, no one knows where each district was placed, so I did it in a way that worked for the story :-). The second one is for the theme music, I believe it fully matches the moment. I will notify you when it gives the best effect :-) You don't have to play it, but I think it would be much better read with it :-P]

The count started climbing rapidly as Kaname neared the central building, the corpses started to litter the streets of Uchiha district.

'Shit, what has happened here?' looking at the entrance to her aunty's home she noticed two guards, their neck was wide open by a slash of a blade, 'No signs of fighting, they knew their assailant.'

Something clicked in her mind, she got the memories from one of her clones.

'She is here, this red gauntlet it must have been her… I hope that the Hyuugas can hold her off. I need to check if Itachi-kun is alright' Kaname charged into the building.

"Take care of Sasuke-kun. As she said, you are really gentle…" Kaname heard Fugaku's calm voice through the closed doors, it was followed by a thump of a fallen body. Quickly entering the room, she noticed Itachi held a bloodied blade horizontally, his face marred by tears and snot. Below his feet lied his own father, Fugaku's heart was impaled.

"Nee-san… help me. I beg you" Itachi finally noticed her and asked with tears running freely on his face.

"Damnit, what is going on Itachi-kun?" Kaname walked towards him.

"NO! Don't come any closer! I don't want to hurt you! The voices in my head! ... No, kill me Nee-san! Now! I can't stop myself." Itachi trembled, clutching his head in a grip.

'Ah, so he is being controlled' Kaname raised her hands trying to calm him down, "I'm sorry, Itachi-kun. I will try to help you, but for killing? That's a big nope" She answered walking towards him.

"Stop! I beg you Nee-san!"

(AN: Naruto ch. 145)

"FATHER!" a dark-haired boy barged from the other side of the room, "Father? Nii-san, Nee-san?"

'Okay, now how to explain it to seven years old…'

"How come? WHY! Why did you do this?!" The boy shouted at them.

Kaname noticed Itachi taking a shuriken into his hand, taking one of them from her pouch she threw it at the same time as Itachi, successfully deflecting it away from the boy.

A loud clang and the succeeding thuds of two shurikens made Sasuke take a step back.

"That was foolish of you, little brother" Kaname felt Itachi's chakra converge behind his closed eyes.

She walked towards the scared boy. "Sasuke-chan, I'm sorry. All of it is my fault, your older brother is… was hit by a powerful genjutsu, can you go to your room and lock the doors? I will tell your mom where you are." Kaname crouched in front of his face.

"But…"

*Poke* "No buts, I need to help Itachi-kun, go"

"Guh! Now I know who Nii-san is mimicking these pokes from…" With a nod of his head, the boy left the two alone.

"*Sigh* When did you do it, Nee-san?" Itachi still had his eyes closed.

"You mean the genjutsu? From the very beginning Itachi-kun. You never know, the movement of my hand or the accent on a syllable can hide some chakra. Like this one, without your eyelids opening, you won't be able to use Mangekyō Sharingan powers."

"Good, can you do it fast? I'm still barely under control. Take care of Sasuke-kun and my mom." Itachi pleaded.

"You mean killing you? Nah, Izumi-chan would hate me if I did that. What did you want to do with Sasuke-kun? Throwing shurikens and putting him into Tsukiyomi isn't like you"

"*Guh* Dodge!" he swiped at the position he heard her voice at.

"Don't worry, I'm not even nearby. So? What's the big plan?" Kaname asked.

"... You will need to show me how you do that someday Nee-san. I got ambushed by the Orange masked Akatsuki and-" he clicked his tongue, "Damnit, I can't speak about him. He put me under some kind of genjutsu. Before I knew I found myself here with my sword impaled through my father's heart. Nee-san, I… I destroyed our clan, slaughtered innocents. Damnit, look out! <Katon: Gōkakyū no Jutsu>!" (Fire release: Great Fireball Jutsu) Standing behind Itachi, Kaname used her finger to push the teen's head towards the yard. A scorching ball of fire crashed through the window and exploded on the lawn. Kaname had to flicker away from three quick slashes of the Itachi's blade to her previous position.

"Shit, are you alright Nee-san?"

"Yeah, just perfect. Your mother will tan your hide, you burned her favorite tulips"

"Stop toying with me, I need to be stopped as fast as possible for the good of our clan and Konoha. I beg you Nee-san"

"What did you want to do with Sasuke-kun? It's important"

"To scare him off, whatever is controlling me, couldn't make me kill my own younger brother!"

"*Sigh* I think I understand now, Itachi-kun. I'm sorry you had to kill Fugaku-san, but those turbulent emotions allowed you to 'wake up'. Now, the negative emotions let your control slip away. While thinking positively and keeping your willpower strong, let's you talk with me calmly"

*SWOOOOOSH*

"Wha- What was that, Nee-san?" Itachi, still blinded by his closed eyelids, asked.

"Hmm, that was probably my clone having too much fun. Her jutsu just skimmed the district walls" Kaname explained looking outside the window.

"So I need to think positively? I just exterminated my clan! Damnit!" he was slashing away at the empty spot.

Kaname received another signal, this time from the barrier near her home, there was a literal army on its doorsteps.

"Itachi-kun, you know about the Uchiha's Hideout south of Konoha? Go there, I will talk with Jiji about the situation, we will patch everything up" he felt his arm being reassuredly squeezed before he even noticed he swept with his blade at the invisible hand.

"Ahhh-!" Kaname shouted in pain.

"Nee-san! I'm sorry, I-"

"hh-hahaha, I'm playing with you Itachi-kun. Someone is pelting my home with jutsus, I need to go, my genjutsu will release in thirty seconds or so. Will you go to the hideout?"

"*Sigh* You are crazy… I will do what you ask of me, but don't you need help?"

"I believe you, but we do not know who is there. If there is the person that put you under genjutsu I wouldn't want to fight against you as well"

"Hmm" the teen nodded his head, "Will you protect my mom? "

"As one of my friends would say it" Kaname made a 'Nice Guy' pose, "Leave it to me!". With those words, she jumped out of the building.

Nearing the border of Uchiha district, she felt an alarm in her head going off, 'The barrier… is down?! Shit! I need to get to the other side of the Konoha now.' Looking at the Konoha's wall her mind created a cunning plan to get back home sooner. Turning on her heel, she bolted to the last known location of three of her clones.

Closing in on the huge hole in the wall, she noticed the people she was looking for. A bandana wielding, brown-haired man, that was munching on a senbon, and spiky-brown haired man, with a weal-like scar on the left side of his face.

"Genma, Raido! I need your help!" she yelled out, waving towards her friends.

"Kana-chan? The real one or another clone?"

"This time it seems she is the real deal Raido, what do you need of us Kana-chan? Most likely we should either thank you or Sarutobi-sama for clearing out the enemies with this windstorm that went through. I bet it was you."

"It was my clone. Genma, Raido, do you remember Minato-san's <Hiraijin no Jutsu>?" (<Flying Thunder Formation>)

"Ha, I didn't hear that name in almost eight years. What do you need of us? Hahaha, Hokage's Guard Platoon back in action!" Raido laughed out.

"There is someone attacking my home, I need to get there as fast as possible. The house already has storage of Minato-san's seals, it should be easy for us to aim there. As it's much closer to the academy I would like for you two to go there check-in with Jiji"

"Sure, the wall is under control, we have enough forces here to stop the enemy" Genma pointed behind his back. Looking there Kaname saw Kakashi and Pakura exterminating the bandits and Orochimaru's test subjects.

"Ready Kana-chan?" Raido extended his hand towards them.

"As always, on the count of three?" Genma joined in on the formation.

"Yep, I will count!" Kaname announced grabbing both hands, "Three". They disappeared in a flash of yellow light.

The first thing Kaname noticed appearing back in her bas.e.m.e.nt was suffocating thick smoke that instantly filled her lungs.

"*Cough* Someone put your home on fire, we need to get out!" Genma kept his head near the ground, pulling both of his friends with him.

"Not yet, I need to find my family! They should be in the living room up the stairs."

Crawling up the stairs they were met with a sea of fire and smoke.

"Damnit, keep close to the ground, look for the survivors"

"Kana-chan!" Raido shouted from her right. On the ground lied a barely breathing ninken, with a bleeding wound on its belly.

"*Cough* I will close the wound, I want you to take Hami-chan away, I feel the seals I put on Naru-chan outside"

"Kana-chan. You know it's a trap"

"I don't care, I will slaughter everyone standing between me and them. Ready?"

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(Three minutes before the assault on Kaname's home - PoV change)

'Morons, all of them. I said Kaname-chan could join in on our plans, she lost more people she loved than any of us combined, but nooo, let's make her our enemy… *Sigh* At least, I will be able to talk with her after so many years'

"Obito, Itachi did what I ordered him to, launch the attack. Remember, no survivors except Naruto" A man's voice deafened my mind.

'F.u.c.k you and your knowledge of the future asshole. And call me Tobi for f.u.c.k's sake! Everything you did backfire spectacularly, now you think yourself some kind of tactician?'

"Root! Oto ninja. Follow me, we have got a job" Grudgingly I called to a large contingent of ninja crouching behind me, 'Motherf.u.c.ker hits everyone, even our would-be allies… Not sure what he did, but after this creep gave me a handshake, I couldn't decline his orders. He is nothing but a liability to the Tsuki No Me Keikaku that Madara-sama concocted.' (Eye of the Moon Plan).

Hopping through the center of Konoha the ninjas behind Obito's back were eliminating everyone that came across them. With the show of force, the bandits smelt the prospect of getting rich with the group and joined their tour towards Kaname's home.

'... Wow, Kana-chan, just wow… Those are some powerful barriers out there. Without my Kamui, it would take ages to get through them. Hmm, first I should let them test the waters'

"Destroy the barrier!" My order was met with a hail of projectiles that easily got repelled by the barrier. "More"

'Not letting anything in eh? What about a person?'

"Root!" with a flicker one of the masked ninjas kneeled before me, "Take one of the stow-aways that followed us and throw him into the barrier"

"Yes"

After a short scuffle, one of the bandits went flying, his body went through the first two barriers, but once it hit the third layer it instantly combusted.

"Root, I need another volunteer. I want one bandit to enter the first layer and then leave it"

With this easy step first two barriers got broken through, 'Hmm, as Madara-sama said, there is no impenetrable barrier, but there are problematic ones. Like this third one, it would take us an hour to take it down in a normal way'

"Hehehe, anyone willing to try with the third layer?" I asked, garbing myself with the Tobi persona, and making everyone take a step back from me in fright. "Pity, I thought there were some brave men here not a bunch of chickens. It's time for me to earn my living, bye-bye"

'<Kamui>. Wait, what? I can't teleport inside the barrier?! Did she master the space-time ninjutsu?!'

Appearing just next to the last layer, I skipped back to my forces, with a single move I broke through eight different barriers, 'The last one will have to be taken by sheer force. I can't do anything about that, and I don't want to mess with Kana-chan anymore than I did.'

"Okay, I did a lion's share of work, attack the barrier, I want everyone to be brought here in chakra cuffs in a jiffy!" I ordered them, playing an idiot.

'Lazy asses, what's taking so long? It was three minutes already. If you pounce about the big momma bear will catch you with your pants down.'

When the barrier fell, the bandits charged first. Ninjas let them go, knowing that they would clear the way from the possible traps. Secretly I teleported a small rock I found on the ground with Kamui next to her doorstep, to check if it's safe to use my trump card.

'Wha- What's going on? I can't push the rock out? Damnit, I can't pull it in either, it's freaking taxing to hold the Kamui's Dimension open for so long' I cut the connection, splitting the rock in two. Looking at it with Sharingan, the rock piece was still floating in the air, 'It's... in stasis? That's a little scary to think Kana-chan prepared a trap specially targeted at me. That could end very badly'

Once the casualties of multiple explosion seals reached thirty or so, the bandits breached the doors. Only for the three of them having their throats ripped out, by a grown Maki-chan's ninken.

'What was its name, Hira-, no Hamimaru. I heard that this snake-creep took and killed Maki-chan, but I forgot about her dog. It seems Kana-chan provided a new home for the cub'

"Hehehe, there you go, an enemy for you my stupid subjects, a group of bandits stands no chance against a skilled ninken. Start the fight, I will watch." I ordered my ninja forces.

Once Hamimaru was defeated my ninja started to lead out my captives and shields against Kana-chan's wrath - her family. 'Of course, nothing goes as planned, one moron had to put the house on fire, because reasons *Sigh*' I found myself a pyromaniac's head rolling about the meadow soon after.

"OBITO! WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?! YOU USELESS NPC, DO YOUR JOB! TAKE THEIR EYES AND MOVE TO THE SECOND PHASE!" The voice exploded in my head, stunning me for five seconds.

'Guh, yeah, f.u.c.k.i.n.g good plan. Let's piss off our possible ally even more!'

There was a row of six people in cuffs held down by the Root ninjas. I easily recognized Kana-chan's mother and brother, next to them was a boy thrashing about with red bubbling chakra around him.

'Hehehe, Kana-chan still has a lot of humor, she made Sensei's child look exactly like his chibi version'

An Uchiha matriarch, another Uchiha woman, and a young teen in a wheelchair glaring daggers at me. My body moved on its own, it seems my first target was Kana-chan's older brother.

Her mother shouted at me to take her instead of him, I caught and lifted Ryuichi by his throat. My second hand aimed at his right eye, with a sick *plop* I acquired one of his Sharingan eyes.

'Wow, not even a mutter of pain, he is though' I plopped his another eye just as silently, at this moment one of the walls of Kana-chan's home exploded, from there jumped out two ninjas caring Hamimaru away, and there she stood. Even more beautiful than I remembered, looking straight at my single Sharingan, then at her blinded brother I still held in my hand. Her eyes returned back to me, 'Uh, oh, she is pissed'.

Making a seal of confrontation with her hand, she waited for my next move, "Guh!" before I understood that it was only an afterimage I saw, I have been powerfully kicked away.

'Damnit, this speed is almost on sensei's level'. With the show of her prowess, every ninja that was holding her family hostage was swiftly dealt with, my bargaining ch.i.p.s were disappearing one after the other with Kaname's side-a-long shunshin. It took her two seconds two secure her close ones. She came back to the battlefield alone before I was even able to stand back on my feet.

"Hello again Orange one"

'Does she know?!'

"Hehehe~! I do remember you, you were there at the Fourth Hokage's son birth."

She was glaring at my red Sharingan.

'Good, she doesn't know who I am! She was talking about my mask. Crisis averted... Kana-chan, and her way of giving everyone nicknames' I watched as Kana-chan stood looking at my mask, clearly thinking of who is hiding behind it.

"Ready to die?" I knew I screwed up, her voice was venomously scalding.

"Before we fight, remember I defeated you once, now I even have got the numbers on my side, there are more than forty high-jōnin level ninjas here, and even more bandits. We know you can't use Mangekyo Sharingan powers anymore. Don't be hasty-"

"Zip it, I will slaughter all of you today with my own power, unlike someone else, I do not care I lack a tool Mr. one-trick pony" she interrupted me.

'I have the Mokuton (Wood Release), but she is right, I did not use it for almost eleven years'

With a small tap of her foot, I felt my eyes pierced by unimaginable pain.

"Guh! What did you do?!"

She smirked towards me, with cold eyes boring into mine, she replied, "Do you think that Minato-san left me his Hiraishin and I did not do anything with it? He knew me, it was his plan, he prepared for your eventual return."

'Damnit, if it's sensei then even this is possible. He knew I used the space-time techniques, I took his way of fighting as a role model...'

"No more jumping around for you asshole. Your powers are sealed. I believe those eyes do not belong to you. I would like for you to hand them over before I cut your f.u.c.k.i.n.g arm off" she growled at me.

'I said that attacking a seal master's home is a hopeless endeavor, but of course, I was called NPC, whatever it meant, and dismissed as a weakling'

Kaname pulled out her sword and flooded my forces with bloodl.u.s.t, "Kaname Uchiha, you can join me-"

"Will you order your troops to attack already? I don't have the time for your preaching" she asked preparing her blade.

'Damnit, she would be one of the best allies for our Eye of the Moon Plan. I don't want to hurt her'

"Bring her to me!" I ordered the troops.

I stayed back to observe the fight, as always the rabble charged first, right behind them my forces made their way towards Kana-chan. With another tap of her foot, the field was brightened up by thousands of glowing seals, leaving only a small circle in the middle. 'So many explosion seals?! No, wait! Where is Kana-chan?'

The glowing seals created a wave of panic in my forces, making everyone crowd the single spot free of them. "THESE ARE DUDS! DODGE HER YOU FOOLS!" I noticed her above the group, she was already in the process of taking a deep breath.

The next moment, her mouth spat hellfire on my forces, the ninjas reacted fast enough due to my warning. Most of the bandits turned to dust.

Landing back on the ground Kaname was met with a large assortment of ninjas cordoning around her with me at the front.

"Give up already. Your chakra reserves are dwindling, you don't stand a chance! Join me, we can make the world better" I asked her again.

"I do not care about this world of yours, fight, or die. <Chō Mōdo>" A pair of massive red chakra wings grew from her back.

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[AN: Kaname is The ninja of Konoha - by that I meant, she will receive what is and was best in the village +++ Play OST in the background: Guy Theme Song :-) ]

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I observed Kaname's chakra building up, 'What is going on? Her chakra reserves are regenerating in extraordinary speed, the left hemisphere, now the right hemisphere. Now the chakra is flooding her upper spinal cord, and quickly converging on her lower spinal cord'

"No! This… This pattern, CHARGE!" I yelled loudly joining in on the fight.

Pushing a wave of chakra towards her abdomen and then stomach, her body instantly got covered by green steam. "<Gate of View: Release>!".

'Ugh, I didn't know she could use the Eight Gates'

Bouncing two times on her feet to measure her power, Kana-chan smirked towards me. I could only watch as she vanished, my Sharingan couldn't even cope with her speed, the ground she stood on shattered.

One of the Root ninjas on my right, simply exploded before he even was able to feel any pain.

"Oups, I'm sorry, I never opened the sixth gate before. I'm still estimating my power-up." Kana-chan smiled spitefully towards us, "Come, I hope you aren't scared by a single woman, are you?"

Standing her ground, she let us attack her, and so the Slaughter in Konoha started.

Her kicks and punches disintegrated her opponents. Root ninjas attacked in groups of three to four, trying to overwhelm her in quantity. Orochimaru's forces were much more like rabid beasts, attacking her without rhyme or reason.

'It's amazing, she is freely flowing from one group to the other battling all of them in her own way'

[AN: Think of Madara's showdown, but this time it's the other way around :-) ]

She dodged two horizontal slashes, jumping between them, Kana-chan followed it by touching the ground with her hand, creating two sharp earth spikes that impaled the life out of two Root ninjas. Using her hand as a springboard, she glided above the Oto-ninja charging at her, landing on the arms of his neighbor. With a twist of her h.i.p.s and legs, the man fell with his neck snapped. Flickering away from the following fire projectiles, Kaname found herself next to another group of Root ninjas.

With a red Rasengan in her hand, she liquidated everyone standing to close to her. Dodging an attack from her back she swiped her hand at oncoming ninjas, her wind jutsu easily cutting the two in half. I noticed she cast a genjutsu on two of Root ninjas making them stab their closest companions. With occurring chaos, the two were stopped only after they killed four other ninjas.

Deflecting the consecutive sword strike with her katana, she let the Root ninja overextend his arm. With a swift movement of her hand, she amputated the man's appendage. Jumping on her bend knee and doing an aerial cartwheel, she dodged a couple of projectiles aimed at her head. Kana-chan's left foot landed in front of a big burly man that Orochimaru provided, her right leg delivered a brutal ax kick, as her leg started burning due to air friction, it had enough power to easily broke through the man's blocking arms like they were twigs. With a loud sound of broken bones, her attack pulverized his face.

"<Mokuton: Sashiki no Jutsu>" (Wood Release: Cutting Technique) I shot a wooden spear towards her, only for Kana-chan to nonchalantly catching it and impaling two of Orochimaru's ninja standing next to each other with it.

"Hoo~ So you have some other tricks there? Do you want to give me another weapon for a ryō?" she asked sarcastically.

It didn't take her long, in five minutes the force of forty high-level ninjas was smeared across the grounds. I was left alone with Kaname, her armor and face dropping red from the blood of her enemies, she stood there like a goddess of war herself.

"Will you tell me who are you, or do you want me to check it after I behead you, Orange one?" she snarled at me.

'Damnit, it hurts knowing that she uses this nickname in my memory and at the same time she is this close to murdering me'.

"What, nothing to say? Pity, let's continue to my favorite part"

"Which is?"

"I will punish you for the deeds I know you have done. Don't worry, you will do just great, you only need to scream"

"Do you believe it will be so easy?"

"First thing. Because of your fight with Itachi-kun, he had attained his Sharingan. I do not like someone messing with my close ones"

"<Mokuton: Sashiki no Jutsu>" I aimed at her with my hand, but the spikes struck only her afterimage, Kaname appeared in front of my face and flickered away in a blink.

"What? What did you do?"

"Nothing. Second, you prepared the attack on the village~"

'Damnit, it will only get worse won't it? Ah! Her brother's eyes!' touching my coat's interior pocket I noticed it was empty, 'She could kill me just then…'

"Guh! What? Zetsu, what is going on?!" I felt insufferable pain from the right side of my body, it started melting. Two minutes of this torture later I was woken up.

"Thirdly-"

"That was only a genjutsu? HOW?! Sharingan should be able to look through all illusions!" I asked her.

"Thirdly, you almost destroyed Konoha eight years ago" she completely ignored me.

'This one will hurt! I need to stop her'

"<Mokuton: Mokuryū no Jutsu>" (Wood Release: Wood Dragon Technique) Like all the other wood projectiles, my dragon was a little warped. Still, it shot out at unbelievable speeds crushing into Kana-chan's position.

'She is not there?' the next moment I started dropping on my back. Then the pain has struck.

"GRAAAAH!" she just cut off my entire right leg.

"Yes… Music to my ears. Now, for your fourth mistake. You had the gal to attack my home and family, you even gouged the eyes of my brother. Hmm, no permanently destroying this eye of yours is not enough, I have got a better idea" I tried to crawl away from her, "LOOK AT ME!" Her voice growled powerfully.

'Guh!' I turned my eye back towards her, she was scribbling a seal on a scroll. That she put on top of my head a moment later.

"GRAAAHH!" the pain coming from my eye was monstrous.

"Yes, now even the smidge of light will draw pain from your receptors. Now, the cherry on top. You are the main reason that Naruto lost his parents. You, worm, killed two of the kindest people I knew. Any last words?" I felt the cold of the blade put on my nape.

'Shit, so that's how it ends... ' with a hardly hidden sob in my voice I replied "I'm sorry Kana-"

"<SHINRA TENSEI>!" (Universal Push) I was sent flying, I felt a couple of branches that my back broke through.

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(Pov change)

Kaname slowly stood up, recovering from the surprise attack. Her home was gone, everything around her in diameter of twenty meters (65'7) was obliterated, she stood on the bottom of a deep crater.

*Clap-clap-clap*

Kaname heard someone's clapping hands, looking up, she noticed a raven-haired Minato's face flying in the air.

'No, those purple eyes. They are colder than ice. Ah, this red gauntlet. So he was impersonating this Hermione'

"Hello again, fellow reincarnator. Nice to finally meet you face to face." His voice already pissed Kaname off, so like Minato's, but full of disdain and c.o.c.kiness.

"Hi, Hermione-chan. Did you change your gender on the fly?"

"<Shinra Tensei>!"

"Guh!" the crater deepened, Kaname's already weakened bones protested hurtfully.

"Observe!... Hmm, not bad Level 93, you're one of the strongest people on the planet. Now, fellow reincarnator, why are you putting the history of this world in jeopardy?"

'Is he insane? What level and reincarnation he is talking about?'

"I'm sorry, I do not know what you're talking about Hermione-chan"

"<Shinra Tensei>!"

*Crack* 'F.u.c.k, there goes my t.h.i.g.h bone...'

"Don't talk back, just answer my questions."

"Well, I'm sorry I do not know your name" Kaname slowly healed her broken bone.

"Huhuhu, I'm glad you asked" Making his hands dance in the air, the next moment he caught his face making his glowing purple eye show between two of his fingers. "I am-"

"Cringy as f.u.c.k" Kaname interrupted him, it cost her another faceplant with the ground, "worth it…"

"I heard you do not respect your betters. With the level as low as yours I believe it's your second or third reincarnation. I'm the Lordship of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Slytherin, Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Peverell, Gaunt, and Pendragon. The owner of Elder Wand. The Gamer of N7 Normandy. The immortal of Decay of Angels. The better twin of Issei. The Real Hero of the Sword. King of the Seven Kingdoms, and the owner of the biggest harem in the multiverse. You can call me by the alias I created, Azrail"

"Hi, I'm Kaname" she waved her hand.

"... So, why are you changing the history of the world? Don't you understand that this knowledge is our best asset?"

'What is he talking about? I need a little more time to repair my body, it looks like he isn't willing to fight for now' Turning her eyes towards his cold ones, she asked "Why do you think I should leave it alone?"

"The plans are already in place, you bursting into them puts the balance of the story on the stake"

"Why did you join the bad guys?" Kaname fished for information.

"Easy. We both know what happens in the story from the perspective of the main character, but we rarely have the insight into the dealings of the baddies, being on the dark side, if you catch my drift, allows me to score a lot of beauties down the road"

'I do not catch your drift. More than half of your dialogue is incomprehensible to me…'

"I wanted to ask you, I was reincarnated by the Goddess of L.u.s.t." he winked at Kaname, making her shudder, "I wanted to have a little fun with some kunoichi's here, it's too soon for Hinata, and I like them bigger than yours, but I think that Anko and Kurenai should be in the village. Can you show me where?"

"Why do you think I would show you the location of my friends only for you to **** them?"

"Hmm? What do you mean? They are only NPCs, basically, mindless sheep living their life through their scenario. Why would you care about them?" he asked

"Because they're not sheep. And both Anko-chan and Kurenai-chan are much more than simple animals. Whatsmore, I'm not sure why do you think that sheep are mindless, they are surprisingly intelligent animals, like all the other sapients they build their friendship, stick up for one another during fights, and feel basic emotions."

"<Shinra Tensei>! Don't talk back to me!"

"Heh, did your mother not teach you basic culture?"

"<Shinra Tensei>! Don't talk about that bitch either!"

'Guh, time to bail out!' Leaving behind a clone, Kaname dived underground, waiting for the occasion.

When the dust from the last attack cleared, he shouted at her, "What are you?! You are not a reincarnator, I saw the confusion written on your face, even on the easiest terms I used. You should not exist in Naruto's Universe!"

"Hmm, Naru-chan's? What do you mean, saying that it is his universe?"

"<Shinra Tensei>! No more questions. You lack the assets I'm looking for in a woman, but a dose of justice wouldn't hurt from time to time."

"Justice? What are you talking about? Are you okay up there?" When another dust cloud settled down the clone asked again, plodding her forehead.

"<Shinra Tensei>! Don't talk back to me, I made the same mistake as always. I let a woman talk me down."

"No biggie. From my first look, I deducted you are just a cringy teen in a grown body with an everpresent itch in his balls"

"*Growl* After I'm finished with reeducation, I will put you under the slave seal, like all the other bitches I met. You will only be able to m.o.a.n out my name in bed"

"So, I am right? Well, that was easy..." Kaname snorted.

"<Shinra Tensei>!"

"One more thing, F.u.c.k you!" the clone jumped away from his attack, showing him the middle finger.

"<𝓘𝓶𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓸>!" The colorless gas released from his stick struck the clone, three seconds later a powerful explosion blasted the man out of the air, stunning him for a second.

"That's the first thing I should aim at" Kaname appeared right behind him, cutting his palm holding the wand off.

"AAAAAAHHH, My hand! AAAH!" the tears in the man's eyes dazed Kaname.

"You, you are pathetic. Did you think I would get caught in the same trick again?" Kaname's voice drawled out.

"Guh! DRAIG! YOU STUPID DRAGON! I NEED SOME HELP HERE!" she watched the man crawling out from under her.

"Not sure who you are calling for, but we are alone here. Little man"

"You, you can't kill me! I have got a bigger level than you!"

"Pity that you still feel pain isn't it?" Kaname sarcastically replied, aiming her sword at his second arm.

"DRAIG!"

Swiping at him, her sword was repelled by a full-plate red armor.

'Hmm? The same design as his gauntlet?'

"*Growl* You took some time stupid dragon! Now boost me up"

"I'm sorry are you just a tiny bit insane? We're alone here" Kaname asked.

She noticed his gauntlet brightening up once.

"MORE, I don't care you miss Issei. Listen to my orders!"

'I believe it's rather hot in full plate armor, <Katon: Gōkakyū no Jutsu>' (Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique) blowing out a huge ball of fire, she directed it towards him.

"Hahaha, I'm in an armor of a dragon, it's fireproof, bitch!"

"You may think so..."

"What- aah, it's hot, AAAH STOP! AAAAH!!"

Kaname just watched him trashing about in a genjutsu she prepared, soon he dispelled his red impenetrable armor himself. 'Just pathetic… So much power in his hands and none of it was even barely trained to an acceptable degree. He is a back-stabbing son of a bitch type of person. I should finish his miserable life and help my mom out there'

She impaled his neck with the sword and started leaving the area.

"<𝓟𝓮𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓯𝓲𝓬𝓾𝓼 𝓣𝓸��𝓪𝓵𝓾𝓼>!" his cringy voice growled behind her, something hit her back making her freeze mid-dodge.

[AN: Petrificus Totalus - Harry Potter Universe curse that temporarily freezes the opponent]

"You bitch, I said I'm immortal." Kaname heard him slowly get up on the ground.

'Guh, move damnit!' she shouted at her muscles, even the chakra in her body was frozen.

"Time to finish what I came here for. <Banshō Ten'in>" (Universal Pull) Kaname saw herself fly back. The last thing she saw was a hand pulling out her eyes.

'At least he will die with me'

"This was a good fight. Goodbye. <𝓐𝓿𝓪𝓭𝓪 𝓚𝓮𝓭𝓪𝓿𝓻𝓪>" Kaname felt a small thump on her back, and then her consciousness flew away.

[AN: Avada Kedavra - From HP universe, One hit-kill spell]

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*Beep*...*Beep*...*Beep*...*Beep*...

'Huh, where am I? This scent, so nostalgic' Slowly lifting her tired eyelids, she noticed only a yellow color in front of her eyes.

'What is going on? Am I dead or alive?'

*Sniff* 'Ah, Naru-chan's smell. Wait a moment!' Kaname's eyes instantly flew open, Naruto slept curled around her in the hospital bed with the back of his head next to hers, from the corner of the eye she noticed a white-haired old-man, loudly snoring on the guest chair.

'I have my eyes back?! No, it's not important, why do I see everything clearly now, even without my Sharingan active?!'