Ultimate Laziness Of A Guy Who Wants Nothing But Sleep

I'm eating with my family but this is just rarely happened that's why I just attended it, well it didn't really bother me as much but I'm too tired that I want to sleep in my bed and sleep again in another day...

"So Fedrick did you have a friend on your first day of class?"

"Pretty much but I can count them"

"Oh!~ What your friends name?"

"Hmm, Idk but I have nicknamed them all"

"I-I see then will you tell me who your friends nickname?"

"Umm, Fish, Four-eyes, B*tch, and B*tch again"

I think I nickname them as I see them when I'm around...

"How unfortunate to be nicknamed like that, can you tell me there positions?"

"Yes, I guess"

"Then tell as much as you remember"

"The fish was the man I did fight before well he was a judge or something in our test, Four-eyes is president and the two b*tches is the twins in dukes family or something"

I only knew that they are nobles at least...

"How can you nickname them like that!?"

"Huh? Did I do wrong nicknamed them but I think it so hard as I can, do they not like it?"

"I'm BET they do not! *Sigh* now what do I do? I need to apologize because of your doing but I cannot do anything that- Wait, did you say it to there faces?"

"Yes, when they approach me I nickname them immediately and I'm proud of it"

"The duke's twin sister too?"

"Yes I think I did"

"Now that this matter was in a forge of my sight I cannot ignore this matter because you nickname the twins in out of blue but for you to be lazy even remembering names did not matter to you and to think that you nickname them like that, OUT OF ALL NICKNAMES YOU PICK THE B*TCH TITLE THE ONE YOU COME UP WITH!!!"

"Well if I did do wrong then I can just say sorry to them personally"

"Yes, you will engage one of his daughters as a apologies"

"EH~ but isn't tiring to do?"

"Why do I have a son who is more useless than a sheep not to mention that he has talent but still have lots to do if I can only pass the heir in the throne on his little sister"