Uncle is Up

  Chapter 48 Fox pretends to be a tiger

   "Fuck, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

  In the contract space, Jing Mo clutched his stomach and laughed, he was staggering to and fro, the kind that was about to pass out, and his insolent laughter made Bei Yinuan shield him in seconds.

  The woman in the purple skirt gave up on being a girl and stared at Bei Yinuan. Bei Yinuan's cultivation made her feel very dangerous.

   "Oh, what a sin."

  Bei Yinuan walked out of the big pond with his whole body wet, and turned his back to the girl and the woman in the purple skirt, "I was really passing by."

   Just passed by and killed someone.

  The woman in the purple skirt was unmoved, and did not dare to take the initiative to attack, but she was sure that people like Bei Yinuan would not be the villains who would not strike first, so she had a little luck besides being on guard.

  If Bei Yinuan knew what she was thinking, she would call out, woman, you think too highly of me.

  Bei Yinuan used aura to dry clothes and hair, then raised his hand and flew the clothes on the tray next to the naked girl.

  Luo Xianxian hurriedly raised his hand to grab the clothes, staring at Bei Yinuan, seeing that she hadn't turned around to look at her, he quickly stepped out of the pool and put on the clothes in two or three strokes.

  Hearing the sound of clothes rustling behind her, Bei Yinuan walked out of the room with her hands full.

   "Can you two just pretend you didn't see me tonight?"

  Bei Yinuan stopped to look back and smiled, his eyebrows were as bright and delicate as the stars in the sky, "Of course, I also have the right to pretend that I didn't see this girl."

  Bei Yinuan looked at the woman in the purple dress, this glance didn't make Yong Xiangsi react, but Luo Xianxian next to him stared blankly.

"I go…"

  Luo Xianxian took two steps forward as if fascinated, she raised her hand to pat Yong Xiangsi on the shoulder, stared at Bei Yinuan and said in a daze, "She is seducing me..."

  Yong Xiangsi frowned and slapped Luo Xianxian's hand off and said to the two, "Deal, what about you?"

  Yong Xiangsi's sharp eyes fell on Luo Xianxian's neck, and he gestured twice with the dagger in his hand.

   "I don't see anything, I don't see anything."

  Luo Xianxian covered his eyes with both hands to save his life and began to walk out, "I really didn't see anything, please let me go"

   bang bang bang—

   When Luo Xianxian wanted to go out, the door of the bathroom was slammed, and there was the sound of the head guard being rude and the little maid blocking the entrance.

   "You can't go in, the third lady is taking a bath, if you break in like this, my lady's reputation will be lost."

   "Miss San?" The chief guard said in a disdainful tone, "Miss San, please change your clothes as soon as possible. I will go in and search for the assassin."

   "Assassins are not assassins, I have been guarding here, and no one has entered."

   "If no one enters through the door, what about the window? Don't delay my pursuit of the assassin. If the assassin cannot be caught, it is your responsibility!"

  …

  The endless quarrels outside made Luo Xianxian completely panicked. If the chief guard came in to see these two, she would have jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't clean herself up.

   "You guys, hurry up and hide!"

  Luo Xianxian looked at the dark human head reflected on the window, and knew that the place was surrounded without even thinking about it.

  Looking at the empty bathroom, there is only a big pool, and there is not even a table to put clothes. Where can I hide?

  Looking at the big hole above the head again, Bei Yinuan and Yong Xiangsi immediately flew up to it, and then they collided with each other with a bang.

  Luo Xianxian is about to collapse, these two are here to kill her, right?

  Bei Yinuan and Yong Xiangsi both fell to the ground, and before they had time to fight, the door over there was pushed open.

  Luo Xianxian was stunned, her soul had already flown out of petrification, she accepted her fate.

  Bei Yinuan and Yong Xiangsi seemed to have agreed upon that each of them grabbed Luo Xianxian with one hand and dragged her into the big pool.

  Luo Xianxian: "???"

  Boom—

  The chief guard kicked open the door, swept the bathroom with a pair of slit eyes, and finally set his eyes on the large pool covered by the curtain.

   Before Luo Xianxian could think of anything to say, Yong Xiangsi grabbed her waist with one hand and made her scream like a pig.

   "Ah-ah, get out."

  Luo Xianxian was in pain first, but the last sentence was added temporarily.

  The chief guard didn't expect Luo Xianxian to be still taking a bath when he heard such a commotion outside, so he turned around immediately.

  At the right time, Luo Xianxian's acting skills came online, and she yelled in the direction of the head of the guard, "Bold, the inferior servant dared to break into my bathroom, how many heads are you enough to cut off!"

   "Even if I'm not favored, I'm still the first daughter of Luo Mansion. I want my father to break your legs and sell you into the black market!"

  Luo Xianxian didn't say anything else, her delicate and pretty body made people startled for a while.

The chief guard was breaking out in a cold sweat at this time, he belonged to the favored eldest lady's school, so naturally he didn't take Luo Xianxian seriously, but he had been pretending to be a tiger for a long time, and he even forgot that no matter how poor Luo Xianxian was, she was still the daughter of the Luo family. He can't get over it.

   "The subordinate knows his mistake, and hopes that Miss San will make amends."

  The chief guard went out in a hurry and even closed the door, he walked on his own, without paying attention to Luo Xianxian at all.

  The servant girl Die Die stomped her feet angrily and threatened, "If you dare to tell what happened today, the Patriarch will cut off your heads."

  The chief guard ran into the bathroom and caught the young lady taking a bath. It was rumored that her family's young lady wanted to be honored.

  The chief guard ignored the little girl. After confirming that there was no assassin inside, he coldly led a group of guards down to search other places.

  Luo Xianxian leaned limply by the side of the bath the moment the head guard left, wiping off a cold sweat.

   It really scared me to death. If her ruthless father knew about this, she would have to shed a layer of skin.

   "Miss woo woo woo woo, you've been wronged", the maid Butterfly hugged Luo Xianxian weeping, "As the daughter of the Luo family, she is so underestimated by a servant, if my wife is alive..."

  Seeing that the butterfly was about to say the same thing for the Nth time, the two in the water suddenly appeared.

  Wow—

  Bei Yinuan and Yong Xiangsi both splashed water all over the butterfly.

  Bei Yinuan and Yong Xiangsi stared at each other in the big pool, and when they came out, their eyes touched and they turned their heads in two directions and went into the bath from one left and one right.

  There were petals of various colors floating in the bath, and Bei Yinuan threw the red petals on the bottom of his shirt back into the pool, and then smiled at the butterfly who was shocked into stone sculptures, "Don't be nervous, girl, I'm a good person."

   "Uh...uh...she...she...they... miss you!!"

  Butterfly pointed at Bei Yinuan and Yong Xiangsi's frightened faces, then rolled their eyes, and fell straight back.

  Her young lady hid an assassin, she panicked, let her die for a while.

   "Ah! Butterfly! Butterfly!"

  Luo Xianxian shook the butterfly's body vigorously, "Don't, don't get dizzy, I'm a little scared of them when you're not here."

Yong Xiangsi was drying the clothes on her body, then she flashed to Luo Xianxian's side and said, "If you dare to say a word about tonight, I will find you from the ends of the earth, pull out your tongue, and dig out your butt." eyes, broke your limbs, smeared honey on your body, I don't think you want to know what it feels like to be bitten by a toothpick."

   "Woooooooh, I won't say it, I swear."

  Luo Xianxian pouted, and raised three fingers in aggrieved manner.

  Seeing that Yong Xiangsi solved it alone, Bei Yinuan smiled peacefully and left through the big hole above her head.

   "Girl, we will meet later."

  Bei Yinuan's soft and gentle voice was so sweet that it made people's hearts tremble. Yong Xiangsi stared at her leaving back and looked down, looking not very kind.

  Yong Xiangsi glanced at Luo Xianxian, who was crying and staring at her with his mouth tilted. He said "fix the roof by yourself" and flew away.

  (end of this chapter)