Unfortunately, Not a Grown Up

Chapter 7 : Changing into a Big Account

Ji Pianpian could not breathe this suffocating air!

In the pet system of Heaven’s Cry, there is indeed a mechanism about eating the master, but it only appears on high level pets, and the trigger rate is about 10%.

It’s not that Shen Du doesn’t know, but he really didn’t expect Ji Pianpian to move so fast, and he didn’t expect that one-tenth of a chance to be triggered by her.

In fact, since she can hit the one in a billion hidden mission, one-tenth is really nothing.

Shen Du leaned back in the swivel chair, the cold light from outside the window hit his white neck, and the shrugging the knot of his throat brought out a low chuckle——

The little mage died miserably, but…

So cute.

In the game’s dialog box, the night elf showed his pet bar. The five compartments of the accompanying pets are all god-level, and all of them are likely to eat their master.

The only difference is…

The night elf typed: “The reason why I gave you the white lion is because it looks cute.”

Compared with the three headed and six-armed magical beasts, the White Lion King is indeed one of the most enthusiastically cute pets for female players of Heaven’s Cry.

Ji Pianpian: “…”

Cute, you big headed ghost1!

Die, die, die.

She died again!

She was swallowed by the pet in one bite!

And it’s the pet given by the night elf!

Ji Pianpian’s operation was as fierce as a tiger, and she went offline in less than three seconds.

Spicy chicken game2, she. will. not. play. it. anymore!

She didn’t sleep well. She tossed around for more than two hours, and was so angry that she skipped dinner!

And when Ji Pianpina finally fell asleep, in her dream, there is the evil night elf on the left, and there is the white lion with its teeth and claws on the right. She stood in the center, weak, pathetic and helpless.

Miserable. 

It’s really miserable in capital letters!

The sound of the door opening woke up Ji Pianpian from her nightmare. She poked her head out, looking sleepily at the door.

Standing by the door was Jiang Muxue3, her roommate who was not afraid of the cold in winter, showing half of her small thighs. The girl wore a V-neck sweater, a fitted short skirt wrapping her waist and butt, and her long legs have a pair of high knee boots. She was exquisite, s**y, and attractive.

Jiang Muxue, who wouldn’t cry out from the cold even if she was freezing to death in the snow, returned to the heated dormitory and showed her original form, shivering from the cold: “Dead, dead. The N City this year is really terrible. It’s snowing so hard, and you really don’t think of yourself in the middle and lower reaches of the Yangtze River4, ah!”

As she spoke, she looked at Ji Pianpian, who was nestled in the comforter, and with a heated smile, she put her frozen white hand inside.

Ji Pianpian: “!!!”

Jiang Muxue hugged her arm and said, “Help, your sister is only half a second away from freezing to death.”

Ji Pianpian was still drowsy at first, but she instantly woke up when she was hugged by an ice cube.

“When you go out, you should put a down jacket on.”

“What a joke, there is no down jacket in this s**y girl’s dictionary!”

Ji Pianpian: “…you deserve to freeze to death!”

She turned her back on her, and she didn’t even push her hand away.

After warming up for a while, Jiang Muxue came back to life. She looked at Ji Pianpian’s white and tender face up close and squeezed her hand: “You ah, growing up so white and so good looking, but not even talking about relationship. You are a waste of resources.”

Ji Pianpian opened her hand: “I reject puppy love5, and it should never start for you and me.”

Jiang Muxue proudly said: “Your sister’s birthday is early. I’m already eighteen years old, I’m not the same kind as you little kid!”

Ji Pianpian’s birthday is in October, and she is a little more than half a year short of reaching adulthood.

Although Jiang Muxue was of the same grade as her, her birthday was in January. Even if she barely passed a few days, she was still a solid eighteen years old.

They are not in the same high school, not even in the same city.

Ji Pianpian came from another place to participate in professional training, while Jiang Muxue is a native of N City. The reason why she lives on campus is because she doesn’t want anyone to control her. She is free and crazy.

Jiang Muxue and Ji Pianpian have only met for less than two weeks. But in the double dormitory, as long as they talked, they could get acquitted quickly.

Jiang Muxue is very different from Ji Pianpian: Although Ji Pianpian’s grades are not good, she is a really good girl, and the teacher does not dare do anything to her;

But rebelliousness was written all over Jiang Muxue’s body. She even stepped up to the sky, and had a puppy love with a master’s degree student.

Jiang Muxue: “Let me tell you, my boyfriend’s roommate is so handsome!”

“You have seen my boyfriend, quite handsome, right. But compared to his roommate, he was just grass on the roadside, and was not even as good as that!”

“Ai, this old lady is still impatient, I can’t wait to see again…”

“But…” Jiang Muxue flattened her mouth, “His roommate didn’t even look at me, I guess he couldn’t appreciate the beauty of this old lady.”

Ji Pianpian is not interested in these: Master’s degree ah…too far away.

Seeing her listening perfunctory, Jiang Muxue couldn’t help but pinch her soft cheeks again: “That kind of abstinent handsome guy, surely he can’t stand such a sweet girl like you!”

Ji Pianpian clutched her cheek: “It hurts!”

Jiang Muxue deliberately harassed her: “Who made you grow so soft? Who made you whiter than me? Who made you…”

Soon, Jiang Muxue regained her confidence: “But you are not as big as me, hahahahaha!”

Ji Pianpian: “…”

This classmate just pierced my heart!

Jiang Muxue was mentally balanced, so she led the topic back to just now: “Seriously if I were you, I’d go and get him.”

Ji Pianpian is not interested: “My mother will kill me.” Besides, how could someone be more handsome than Du-shen.

Jiang Muxue nodded her head: “The sky is high and the emperor is far away6, so how could your mother know? Little wimp!” Just as the words left her mouth, her phone rang.

Jiang Muxue took a look at the name on the screen, and she instantly forgot about her friend. She threw down Ji Pianpian and answered the phone: “Xingqiao ge~” Then she went to call her boyfriend.

Ji Pianpian was agitated by her sweet and greasy voice: Senior Li can really endure it!

After a while, Jiang Muxue who hung up the phone said, “I’m going on a date!”

Ji Pianpian: “Didn’t you just come back?”

Jiang Muxue: “No way, my treasure7 misses me again!”

Ji Pianpian: “…” Toothache, toothache, goosebumps!

When Jiang Muxue was gone, Ji Pianpian checked the time and cheered up.

It’s five o’clock.

It’s time for her big devil to go home!

Ji Pianpian dialed Ji Heyu’s phone, and after six or seven beeps as usual, he answered the phone lazily: “If you lose your card, the money is gone, and I will immediately shut the phone down.”

Ji Pianpian remembered her skill book, and she confidently justified it: “I have money!”

Ji Heyu sneered: “It’s either money or death, who let you bully?”

Ji Pianpian: “…”

Big devil, she isn’t a human parasite, alright!

Having died thirty-three times, Ji Pianpina didn’t want to say it. It was too shameful, and Ji Heyu will laugh at her for half a lifetime!

So Ji Pianpian first spoke about her great achievements, and especially emphasized: ” A game skill book is actually worth 20,000 yuan!”

Ji Heyu: “Oh.”

Ji Pianpian: “Your sister made 20,000 yuan, how do you react?”

Ji Heyu: “Giving it to me?”

Ji Pianpian: “Dreaming!”

Ji Heyu: “Oh.”

Ji Pianpian knows the tone of her brother very well, so she did not continue to talk nonsense with him, and straightforwardly asked: “Then this skill book, can I dispose of it myself?”

Although the old Ji family doesn’t have a problem with money, 20,000 yuan is not a small sum. Ji father and Ji mother have started from scratch and they have been poor. They are not extravagant and indulgent in their children’s education, and both brother and sister know that making money is not easy.

Ji Heyu: “This round of dog|s**t luck, you still have to let me handle it for you?”

Ji Pianpian: “…goodbye!”

Ji Heyu hung up the phone ruthlessly.

Ji Pianpian’s character, he also understands.

This thing is like winning the lottery ticket, and he doesn’t seem to be taking it seriously.

After a while, Ji Pianpian remembered something again. This time she didn’t call, but directly sent a message to Ji Heyu.

Ji Pianpian: [Brother, is your Heaven’s Cry account powerful?]

Ji Heyu: [?]

Ji Pianpian: [Can I borrow it to play.]

Ji Heyu: [No]

It’s so cruel that there isn’t even a punctuation mark!

Ji Pianpian just threw caution to the wind8: [I will give you the skill book.]

Ji Heyu: [I don’t want a dog|s**t.]

Ji Pianpian was almost choked to death by her brother.

Twenty thousand yuan.

And that’s the only one in the region.

So many people dream of it!

Why is it a dog|s**t!

From childhood to adulthood, Ji Pianpian knew very well that going around a circle with Ji Heyu was self-defeating.

She pondered for a long time, and talked about her miserable experience.

[Brother, I have been killed many times…]

[You lend me your account, and I’ll take revenge?]

[I don’t need to bother you to do it, I’ll do it myself.]

After a while, Ji Heyu called her back: “Our family doesn’t have any problems with bullying. We use our own account to kill.”

Ji Pianpian confessed truthfully: “He is level 80!”

Ji Heyu’s voice was cold: “So, you are being bullied?”

Ji Pianpian feels even more ashamed: “Hai9…my level is too low to be bullied.”

Ji Heyu sneered: “Our family doesn’t have such worthless losers either.”

Seeing that the situation is not good, Ji Pianpian quickly acted like a baby: “Brother!”

beep…

A busy tone sounded.

Ji Heyu hung up the phone.

Ji Pianpian: “…”

Everyday, she suspects that Ji Heyu is not her biological brother. How could such a thing be her own brother?

After a while, Ji Pianpian received a text message, she clicked on it, and she instantly smiled.

With the account and password sent by Ji Heyu, she now has a fully leveled, and invincible big account!

Night elf.

You are done!

She, Ji Pianpian, must let this high imitation account know how it feels to die thirty-three times, oh no, in her peak experience, she died thirty-four times!

Ji Pianpian was about to log in to Ji Heyu’s account, but Fu Xuehui went on Q again in a hurry.

Its rotten won’t pay (Fu Xuehui) : [Bao10~~~~]

Ji Pianpian was afraid of affecting her study, so she decided not to mention the bad things in the game, including the 20,000 yuan skill book.

This thing is still something that could mess with people’s minds, and the fragile seniors can not withstand any wind.

but…

Ji Pianpian also wanted to ask Fu Xuehui.

[Which skill of the priest is strong in PK?]

Fu Xuehui: [Aren’t you a mage, how did you change to priest?]

Fu Xuehui: [Pianpian, you can do it, ah. After playing a few days, you want to experience the fun of PK?]

Ji Pianpian said frankly: [I will take my brother’s account and experience it.]

After Fu Xuehui sent a lot of WTF11, she excitedly said: [You brother’s account? Aiya, I go. Then you can wave around at will, don’t think too much, you can throw away your skills. As long as you don’t run into my Du-shen, our brother is invincible in the world!]

Ji Pianpian listened to Fu Xuehui’s words, and felt relieved.

The priest of Heaven’s Cry is not a simple nanny, rather, it was a father with a strong ability to fight alone, it’s famous for: You can not kill me and you will always be grinded to death by me.

In short, it is especially suitable for PK.

Ji Pianpian geared up, ready to take revenge.

It’s just a high imitation account anyway.

She kills him, and he will surely drop a knife!

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