Urban Boyfriend System

Chapter 42 Young Man, Come One Game?

God!

This looks so innocent, even the beautiful nurse sister who is still there for the first time, actually...

Taking a deep breath, He Xuan looked at the virtual reminders on Yan Shiyun's head, and all of them were all kinds of jokes.

This this this...

He Xuan could understand the joke that "my girlfriend does not exist" just now, and he said it as usual to make Yan Shiyun smile.

but……

What do you say about these meaty jokes?

For example:

"One day the mosquito and the praying mantis went to take a peek at a woman's bath. The mosquito said proudly: Look, I bit her twice on her chest ten years ago, and it is so swollen now; the praying mantis said unconvinced, what's the matter? I stabbed her in both legs ten years ago, and I still bleed every month..."

Another example:

"Little girls always show off their new toys to little boys. Little boys have no choice but to take off their pants and say that you will never have them! Girls also take off their pants and said my mother said that as long as you have this, you need as much as that thing. !"

...

Of course, the two that can be written are really lighter in scale.Otherwise, just write one of the others, and He Xuan felt that he would be completely wiped out by the Harmony Beast.

It's just that He Xuan really really doesn't know why... Yan Shiyun, a young nurse who looks so innocent, is the best match for her smile. They are all these...naughty jokes?

Could it be said that the more innocent people on the outside, the more unrestrained and unrestrained in the heart?

but……

No matter how you look at it, Yan Shiyun doesn't look like it!

Perhaps, it was really because she was so innocent by the traditional thoughts that she was suppressed, so...have never heard such a style of jokes, so it seems that these jokes make her laugh the most?

Along the way, because of the joke that "my girlfriend does not exist" just now, Yan Shiyun has really laughed all the way.

It's the kind of laugh that you can't help it at all. It's the kind that laughs while covering your mouth, and after holding back for a while, then suddenly laughs out.

Therefore, He Xuan felt that there was no need to make other jokes to amuse her at all, otherwise... I am afraid she would have to laugh so hard that night.

"Hey! Woman with a low smile! Is this forcing me... to speak to her with a serious face?"

Follow behind, He Xuan expressed a little helpless!

However, when I take a closer look, the nurse sister Yan Shiyun in front of me is wearing a nurse uniform. She has a figure... concave and convex, and her laughter is clear and pleasant. Her eyes are not big, but very energetic... Only when she laughs, It narrowed into a very cute seam.

"Alright! Alright! Shiyun, have you laughed enough? Really...is that funny?"

Originally, He Xuan’s charisma bonus has already given him a super high rate of returning heads. This time, with the addition of a beautiful little nurse with a 90-point face and a smile as if he had been clicked on, the rate of returning heads has reached 100. Two hundred percent.

Why is it a 200% return rate?

Because the first time passersby looked back at the handsome men and women curiously and with interest, and after walking a few or ten steps, they couldn't help but look back again, they just wanted to see... … Has that pretty little nurse laughed enough? Why is she still laughing?

"No! It's really funny, why bother, why are you so humorous? At first, I really thought you were describing your perfect girlfriend! It turned out... bashing... Hahaha... So you said it in this way No girlfriend...it's so funny...hahaha..."

After stopping, Yan Shiyun bent over, with one hand on her hips, she couldn't help shouting, "No! No! Why, I can't walk...let me...let me laugh before you say it.

He Xuan, helpless, as long as he stands on the side of the road like a tree... Waiting for Yan Shiyun, the little fool who laughs like a lunatic, to laugh enough.

One minute later!

"Okay! Why bother, I'm sure and sure, I won't laugh anymore. But the premise is that you are not allowed to...make me laugh again, otherwise I really can't hold back laughing all the way home. What happened today Very important, let’s take it seriously, right?"

After closing her smile, Yan Shiyun blinked and said seriously.

"Of course, I am your perfect boyfriend today. Leave all the troubles to me!"

Nodding slightly, He Xuan stretched his arm over. Yan Shiyun was no longer so timid, but he still hooked He Xuan's arm a little bit shyly.

Then, after trying several times, I dared to... slowly leaned his body towards He Xuan, until he held He Xuan's arm tightly against him like a normal young couple.

This feeling... so good!

But in Yan Shiyun's heart, there are some troubles and losses. It's a pity that... this is just a shared boyfriend she rented. It's like a dream, not real. Everything in the dream will disappear after waking up.

"That's right! It's the same when I arrive at your house in a while... I am your real boyfriend, and you have to show it to your family."

Nodding, He Xuan explained very responsibly.

However, at this moment, the two walked near Binjiang Park. Just when they approached the big banyan tree, Yan Shiyun heard her elder brother-in-law's shout.

"Shi Yun! Are you back?"

Father Ma pretended to have an unexpected look, walked over from under the big banyan tree, looked up with a smile on his face, and began to look at He Xuan who was standing next to Yan Shiyun, and said, "What a coincidence! I ran into you here. , And this..."

The tone was deliberately prolonged. Although Father Ma had known He Xuan's identity a long time ago, he deliberately didn't point it out and wanted Yan Shiyun to speak for himself.

"Big brother-in-law! This...this is what I often tell you, my boyfriend, why bother!"

When introducing her boyfriend to her family for the first time, Yan Shiyun still lacked courage and said timidly.

"Why what?" Ma's father was a little baffled.

"Hello, big brother-in-law! What Shiyun said just now is why my name is why. That is the two words you just said."

He Xuan stood up and introduced herself graciously and decently, "Actually, I have long thought of visiting at home, but I have been performing outside and have no time to come back. This is not... I finally had some vacation, so I let Shi Yun take me Come back, I'll meet you elder sister and eldest brother-in-law.

Now He Xuan's identity and profession is a magician, so he naturally substitutes for it, and speaks quite smoothly.

"Good boy! At a young age, I heard... you are already a well-known magician? And, you still play a good chess game?"

He smiled on the surface, but in fact, Father He had already started playing chess. He turned his head and pointed to the group of people playing chess around the stone table and said, "I usually play chess here with some old guys, young man. , Come for a game?"

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[Ps: I'm very sorry that this chapter was delayed until one and a half to finish writing!No way. At night, when Bihuo Niu and Wutonghuo went to Yangshuo West Street for shopping, the borrowed electric car was parked on the side of the road and was taken away by the city management!Ever since... hey!Today is a very miserable night, crying to death!I arrived at the hotel almost twelve o'clock, so I hurried to write.Excuse me!For the sake of my misery, give a recommendation ticket!

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