Urban Madness

In self portrait mode, the face of the crooked boss appears clearly on the screen of the mobile phone.

But now, he miraculously found that the stubborn disease that has plagued him for a year has been cured miraculously after Ye Fan's slapping!

Mouth is not crooked, eyes are not slanted!

Even the whole person looks, also did not have before that sharp mouth monkey cheek feeling, pleasing to the eye many.

It seems that he didn't believe it. He took a picture of his mobile phone screen for a long time. Then, there were tears in his eyes, weeping with joy, and shouting to him:

"ha ha ha I'm well! You can't call me Hu Wai Zi any more! Laozi's name is Hu Dahai, Hu Da Hai

As if to vent this year's resentment, Hu Dahai's voice rang through the audience.

The peddlers around remembered that his real name was Hu Dahai, but since his facial paralysis, people have been using the nickname "Hu Wai Zi" to make fun of him.

Looking at Hu Dahai's ecstatic appearance, Ye Fan on one side sneered: "hum Why are you so happy that the problem is not cured? Now these slaps, but let you recover for a while! "

Hearing this, the smile on Hu Dahai's face solidified instantly. He looked at Ye Fan with burning eyes and said eagerly, "little brother, ah no, little miracle doctor, please smoke me! Continue to smoke me, do as hard as you can, no matter how hard you smoke! "

This is the first time that people around me have met such a request of "offending base"!

However, although they don't know what happened, there is no doubt that Hu Dahai's crooked mouth can be cured, which is definitely related to Ye Fan's slapping!

At this time, Hu Dahai recalled carefully that Ye Fan's slap in the face just now, and there was no much pain.

But he seems to feel that there is an indescribable heat flow, which is introduced into his facial muscles through the palm of his hand, with a magical magic power, which has the magical effect of relaxing muscles and activating collaterals.

At the moment, Hu Dahai looks at Ye Fan's eyes, no longer any neglect, respect to the extreme.

"Ha ha It's not impossible to treat you! But

Ye Fan deliberately elongated his tone, then gave a defiant glance at Jiang Yunfei, whose face was white, and then continued: "now you can talk about it. Who does that iron belong to?"

"Doctor, it's yours, of course! Just now, I was confused and said something wrong. Please forgive me

Said, that Hu Dahai hastily picked up the leaf fan foot side of five hundred dollar bills, and then reported the black iron to his side.

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Seeing this scene, Jiang Yunfei on one side was furious, pointing to Hu Dahai's nose and swearing: "do you dare to regret that you don't want a million yuan?"

"Cut! If I want a million dollars, I can't cure it! " Hu Dahai said scornfully.

"As long as you give me this iron, I'll give you two million, no - five million!" Jiang Yunfei seemed to be making a final attempt and cried out angrily.

"Hum It doesn't work if you give me ten million! "

Hu Dahai's tone was firm and incomparable, and then he waved his hand in disgust to Jiang Yunfei, as if driving away flies.

Now for him, the most important thing is to cure his own face, and then he can live a normal life, and his daughter will not dislike him any more.

Seeing that he was rejected by a stall vendor, Jiang Yunfei was so angry that he could no longer look the same as before. His handsome facial features were twisted together and extremely ferocious.

With the financial resources of their Jiang family, in order to get the material and treasure of this day, not to mention 10 million, it is 100 million, which is not a problem!

But Jiang Yunfei knows that now, even if he puts out how high the price, Hu Dahai can't change his mind!

At this time, Ye Fan again went to Hu Dahai, raised his left hand, ready to slap him in the face.

Seeing this move, Hu Dahai didn't have any antipathy. Instead, he stretched his neck and laughed all over his face. He wanted to put his face close to Ye Fan and let him smoke hard and hard!

Ye Fan sees the appearance, although the surface is still, but in the heart actually laughs to open the flower.

In fact, the three slaps just now have completely cured Hu Dahai's facial paralysis.

And now, it is just Ye Fan's excuse to punish Hu Dahai for his dishonesty.

Before facing Jiang Yunfei's money offensive, Ye Fan had already fallen into a dilemma.

But Mr. Wei suddenly told him that there was a way to cure Hu Dahai's crooked mouth, that is, by slapping his face, the power of green dragon would burst out from the palm of his hand and penetrate into Hu Dahai's damaged and even necrotic facial cells to stimulate him to rejuvenate.

Although Wei Lao said that he was very serious, Ye Fan was still a little nervous.

After all, in order to treat this stubborn disease, Hu Dahai searched for famous doctors in the whole Jiangnan Province, but there was no effect.

What's more, he's never heard of it before.

But ye fan himself did not expect that the power of the green dragon would be so magical that the effect would be instant!Only three slaps, can let Hu Dahai completely recover!

What ye fan doesn't know is that in the eyes of Wei Lao, although the four spirit divine formula is only the most common skill, it is the top-level cultivation method in China.

If the news spreads out, I am afraid it will attract more than half of the powerful masters of China to come and rob.

Green Dragon belongs to wood, which controls life and death. It is the best healing technique. It is mysterious and extraordinary. All the problems in the world are not a problem for ye fan!

Practice to the highest level, even with the miraculous effect of living dead, flesh and bones!

Of course, Ye Fan is far away from that realm!

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"Pa! Bang! Bang... "

For a moment, the sound of slapping in the face is endless.

In order to give this Philistine, greedy Hu Dahai some lessons, Ye Fan is not soft hearted.

Although he didn't use the inner strength of Dantian, his physical strength now is enough for Hu Dahai to drink!

But Hu Dahai thought Ye Fan was treating his own disease. No matter how painful it was, he always kept his smiling face. It looked very funny!

For five or six minutes, I didn't know how many slaps I took. Ye Fan was tired, and Hu Dahai's right cheek was also slightly swollen.

At this time, Ye Fan finally stopped, and then stood up with a negative hand, put out a pair of worldly high man's manner, and said faintly: "OK! Your illness has been cured completely! However -- "

" but what? " Hu Dahai asked anxiously.

"The so-called appearance comes from the heart. A person's external appearance is the embodiment of good and evil in the heart! A kind and gentle person, also looks kind-hearted, a wretched person, nine out of ten looks like a thief, sharp mouth! If you are still so obsessed with money and seeking profits in the future, this crooked mouth may break out again! "

Ye Fan's words, however, are casually fooling Hu Dahai.

However, after Ye Fan's miraculous medical skills, his status in Hu Dahai's heart has risen to an unprecedented level.

It's no exaggeration to say that it's no different from the imperial edict!

The next moment, Hu Dahai quickly nodded and said, "little miracle doctor, don't worry! In the future, I will definitely change my mind and be a new man! "

After finishing everything, Ye Fan bent over and picked up the black iron, ready to leave.

However, just a few steps away, Jiang Yunfei's angry voice with gnashing teeth came from behind:

"stop for me!"

After hearing the speech, Ye Fan stopped for a moment, turned around and joked:

"eh? Jiang Dashao, what else can I do for you? Didn't you say that you can do whatever you want with money? But now it seems that money is not everything! At least this baby is mine now!

Oh, yes! I forgot that today, Jiang Dashao gave you welfare, 5000 yuan per person, which would add up to several hundred thousand yuan. You are really rich enough. If I had known, I would have called on my classmates and friends to get money together! "

"You

Hearing Ye Fan's sarcasm, Jiang Yunfei was shaking with anger.

He not only did not buy the baby, but also pasted it for hundreds of thousands.

Although hundreds of thousands of thousands of people are not worth mentioning to him, he can't stand such humiliation. I'm afraid all the people present regard him as a winner!

The next moment, he looked at Ye Fan, and his long and narrow eyes were full of wolf like cold light, and he said: "Stinky boy, I'll give you one last chance to put down this treasure! Otherwise, it will be the enemy of our Yuhang Jiang family! "

"Ah ha ha ha..."

All of a sudden, Ye Fan gave out a burst of unbridled laughter and joked: "Jiang Dashao, are you a repeater! And I just like the way you don't like me and can't kill me! "