Urban: One Billion In Public Welfare Rewards

"Crack? Who, I'm busy negotiating business with Brother Jiang!

what! The home is on fire! ?

Damn, the money in my safe can't be burned! "

After a pause, the buddy held the phone and looked at Jiang Chao: "Brother Jiang.

My house is on fire, I have to go back quickly.

The party this time was great!

Get together again when you have time!

Remember to call me!

I go first! "

After finishing speaking, he ran out without waiting for Jiang Chao to speak.

The dark-faced Jiang Chao turned his head to look at the other person.

The other person seemed to have noticed, holding the phone, his voice raised a few pitches.

"What, my grandma was hospitalized?

Acute cerebral hemorrhage! ?

Oh my god!

Why are you so careless?

Wait for me, I'll go back right away! "

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and said to Jiang Chao with a serious and nervous expression.

"Brother Jiang, my grandma is hospitalized! I have to go to the hospital to see her!"

The dark-faced Jiang Chao suddenly said in a low voice: "Your grandma...didn't she die early?"

That buddy suddenly stiffened and fucked, you all know that?

"Heh, hehe... it's my girlfriend's grandmother, Jiang Brother, you know, my girlfriend and I got engaged right away.

Her grandmother is my grandmother. If something happened to her grandma, I must go, right?

I'm leaving first ha, ha... ha ha. "

After speaking, he picked up the clothes and ran away.

A few of the same routines remain.

One excuse is outrageous.

"Brother Jiang, there is a problem with my company's property, I have to go back quickly and leave first!"

"Brother Jiang, my dog ​​is pregnant with someone else's breed, is this tolerable?

I will go home and kill it right away! "

"Brother Jiang, someone saw my girlfriend go to a bar to drink with someone else! I'm going to be green!

I go first! "

Then there is the last buddy.

The guy looked at the shattered mobile phone that Jiang Chao had thrown in his hand before, and the corners of his eyes twitched.

Their phones are all good, and they can perform.

How do you play this by yourself?

do not care.

Act hard!

The buddy twitched his eyes and put the broken screen phone next to his ear.

Ignoring Jiang Chao's eyes, he began to act wildly.

"what!?

My mother drove my Lamborghini and hit a telephone pole! ?

Is there anything wrong with the car...No, is there anything wrong with the people?

Oh, good good.

I'll go back right away, wait for me! "

At this time, Jiang Chao interrupted him with a black face and asked.

"You broken cell phone, can you still make calls?"

The air suddenly fell silent.

The situation is deadlocked.

The buddy stood stiffly for nearly half a minute holding the broken cell phone.

Yes, the phone was broken to pieces by Jiang Chao, make a hammer call?

How can I get out without fighting?

Jiang Chao is clearly on top.

Millions smashed in without looking back.

If he stays, I'm afraid he won't even get in with his pants.

at this point.

One word.

play!

Can't go on acting hard!

Then hurry up!

right.

After thinking it through.

That buddy directly ignored Jiang Chao's previous words.

It's like cutting out that paragraph from the brain.

Jiang Chao has never spoken to him!

I have been calling!

"Well, good, I'll go back right away!"

After speaking the last sentence, the buddy clicked on the hang-up position in a decent way.

He Jiang Chao said solemnly: "Brother Jiang, my mother drove into a telephone pole.

I have to go back quickly.

This dinner is very good today.

I have a chance to be together again another day.

In addition, there is no need to pay for the mobile phone!

They are all brothers, so I can buy it myself!

I'm leaving now! "

After speaking, he ran away without looking back.

Jiang Chao looked at the empty living room, his face black like the bottom of a pot.

My heart snarled frantically.

What kind of fox friends are these special friends?

Are you **** acting in front of Lao Tzu?

It's a pity that you don't become actors!

Depend on!

Snapped!

Familiar operation.

Familiar voice.

Jiang Chaoshun picked up the phone on the sofa and fell to the ground violently~~

Then.

Frozen for a moment.

Puff through.

Jiang Chao knelt down.

Tearingly holding up a bunch of parts: "Oh~~~, my phone~~~~"