Urban Supreme System

Su Zhe, who just came back from morning exercise, saw the missed call of You Su Xin displayed on his mobile phone, so he called back casually. Copy this address to browse: //%%%%%%%%%%%%/

"Su Zhe, why didn't you answer the phone just now? I'm going to die of anxiety." The call just got through, and it was immediately connected by Su Xin. Obviously, Su Xin had been waiting for Su Zhe's call.

"I went out for a run just now, and I didn't take my mobile phone with me. What's the rush?" Su Zhe said.

"Come out now, I have something very important to discuss with you."

After leaving the address, Su Xin hung up the phone without waiting for Su Zhe to refuse.

Seeing that Su Xin's tone was so anxious, Su Zhe didn't dare to waste time. Although Su Xin often made such a fuss, usually nothing major would happen, but Su Zhe was afraid that if there was something really urgent, the delay would be fine. All right.

So Su Zhe has just returned home, and now he is out again.

Su Zhe soon came to the place Su Xin said, and sat down in front of him.

At this time, Su Xin had a pair of dark circles under his eyes, his face was very haggard, and he looked a little nervous.

"Brother, you're finally here, you don't know that I'm going crazy now." As soon as Su Zhe sat down, Su Xin began to complain.

"What's the matter? You called me out in such a hurry, and why are you in such a ghostly state now." Su Zhe didn't expect that Su Xin had changed so much after only seeing each other for a few days. The last time Su Zhe met in a cafe When he arrived at Suxin, he was still normal.

"In a few days, you may have to go to a mental hospital before you can see me."

"What's the matter with you? It's so serious."

You know that Xiao Nan has a Persian cat. Seeing Su Zhe nodded, Su Xin continued, "Xiao Nan is my wife now." So this Persian cat lives with me now. "

This is not a very normal thing. Su Zhe didn't know why Su Xin suddenly talked about Persian cats, and called him out specifically to talk about a cat.

"This Persian cat is very enthusiastic about me, and now it regards me as its master." Su Xin continued.

"What's the matter with that? Get down to business,

May I? "Su Zhe is getting impatient, isn't it good that the cat is enthusiastic about Su Xin?

"That's the problem. It's too enthusiastic about me, and it's trying to please me." Su Xin's tone increased several times.

"But do you know how a cat pleases? Yes. You are right. It catches a dead mouse and puts it in front of me every day, and looks at me expectantly, hoping that I will eat it."

"You don't know how I live these days. Every day when I open my eyes, I see a dead mouse on my body. I'm going crazy."

Hearing this, Su Zhe couldn't help laughing. He could imagine this scene, which really made him laugh.

"You can still laugh, so don't pity me. You don't even know that I'm going crazy. Today is the weekend. I should be in a happy mood." Su Xin covered his face and said with a painful face : "But today I came together and I cried. Do you know why?"

Su Zhe shook his head, it was not easy to make Su Xin cry, this Persian cat is also capable.

"Today is the weekend, and this cat didn't know how to take a break, and even added food to me. It took all the mice in the litter today."

"When I woke up, I saw 7 mice on my body, 2 big and 5 small. The whole family was complete. Especially those five little mice were still fucking alive, crawling around on my body Go, you don't know how scary it is, I was almost scared to pee." Su Xin couldn't help but swear.

Su Zhe almost spit out the tea in his mouth. This picture is so beautiful, he really can't imagine it.

I didn't expect that there would be such an excellent cat. Fortunately, I met Su Xin, a person with a relatively thick nerve. It would be strange if other people were already insane.

Next, Su Xin entered the complaint mode.

"Isn't everyone saying that Persian cats can't catch mice? Why is my Persian cat so cheap? Wouldn't it be fine if you said it would sleep when it was full? Why would it catch mice if it's okay?"

"It's fine to catch mice, it's fine to eat them if you catch them, why give them to me, and put them on my body without my consent, has it ever thought about my feelings, I'm human Ah, it's not a cat, it's not a cat"

"Besides, I just moved into a new house. I don't usually see a cockroach or ant. Where do you think it got the mouse from?"

"It is said that cats are the only whole race that is neurotic. Now I completely believe it. They are not only neurotic, but also perverted." Su Xin began to explode now, and in the end, he yelled directly.

"You don't know that in order to correct this cheap cat's behavior, I tried hard to persuade, threatened and lured, and even knelt down in front of the Persian cat, but it continued to do its own thing. This cat has never I don’t eat mice, but I still catch mice for me to eat every day, what do you think it is for.” After Su Xin vented, he was already exhausted, and his whole body leaned on the chair.

"If it wasn't for Xiao Nan, I would have destroyed this crazy cat humanely long ago. You are in the pet business, so help me find a way."

"It treats you as the same kind, so it catches mice and eats them for you. Why don't you try to get used to it. I heard that mouse meat is edible. Maybe you can try the taste, maybe you will like it, maybe. "Su Zhe said seriously after thinking for a while.

"I'm fighting with you. I'm a human, not a cat. I don't want to eat mice." Hearing this, Su Xin jumped up from the chair, jumped over the table, and came over to fight Su Zhe desperately.

After fighting for a while, they stopped.

"I'm going to have a nervous breakdown, don't be kidding me, hurry up and help me figure out a way." Su Xin begged bitterly.

"You are my brother. If you are in trouble, I will definitely help you as your brother, but you have to wait for me to finish laughing first." Su Zhe couldn't help laughing again after he finished speaking seriously.

Although Su Zhe sympathized with Su Xin's experience, if Su Zhe met this kind of cat, he would probably have a mental breakdown by now, how could he persist like Su Xin until now.

However, when Su Zhe thought of the scene Su Xin mentioned, he couldn't help laughing until his stomach hurt, and he still couldn't stop.

Su Zhe laughed for a long time, and didn't stop until Su Xin looked at him with resentment and saw that his skin was getting goosebumps. (To be continued..)