Wearing Pheromone As a Faint King

"Ouch~" Wei Yansi cried and hugged her knees and shouted.

"Long live!" Chunlai's heart was messed up, and people were messed up. He seized the lantern held by the palace lady in the palm of her hand, illuminating the dozen steps below her feet, and ran down quickly.

Qu Jinying's reaction was faster, halfway through the lantern, three steps and two steps, came to Wei Yansi's side, held Wei Yansi in his arms, and said anxiously: "Where did I fall! Let me see!"

"It hurts~" Wei Yan's mouth narrowed, making a gesture of crying.

"Where does it hurt, here?" Qu Jinying touched her knee, "Chun is here, Doctor Xuan!"

The fall of a generation of emperors is related to the dragon's body, whether it is big or small. However, in a troubled autumn, it is not suitable to make matters worse. Qu Jinying is afraid that the servant sent to get an imperial doctor will have a bad mouth, so please ask Chunlai to take a trip in person.

Chun Lai waited and responded repeatedly, and returned to the hall before leaving to inform Yi Dongpo.

Yi Dongpo was at the gate of the main hall, desperately stopping a group of veterans who were looking for Wei Yansi to toast, calling the emperor drunk and could not drink anymore.

When I heard the whispers of Chunlai, I was sweating all over, raising the whisk to knock Chunlai's head, calling him a rice bucket.

"As soon as I'm not serving by Long live, you will make a mistake."

He ran out non-stop, seeing Qu Jinying from a distance, and pushing Wei Yansi away again and again, his dim old eyes flashing with dazzling light.

Would it be logical if a drunk emperor pampered his concubine?

Definitely count.

Just to repair He Qu Jinying's precarious relationship.

Although Qu Jinying has not yet entered the palace and has been named as a favorite concubine, strictly speaking, she is already an emperor's woman in name.

As soon as Yi Dongpo's eyes turned, the bad water in his stomach boiled: "Spring is here, the doctor does not need to declare, you go and tell the dragon."

Then he pushed a foggy spring into the night, squeezed out two old tears from himself, and staggered down the steps with a pair of old legs.

He said: "Long live, the old slave and Concubine Ling will help you back to the Hall of Nurturing Heart."

Wei Yan was thinking about being drunk and complaining to him: "My concubine is not allowed to hug me."

Yi Dongpo raised his eyebrows with a wretched expression: "Long live I misunderstood Niang Niang, Niang Niang is the best to you, and I love you the most."

While talking, he forced Wei Yansi up and stuffed it into Long Nian, and asked Qu Jinying to join him.

"Long live is too drunk, it's terrible to fall down, it will be better if you have a mother, and you will have a mother."

The reason is very good, irrefutable, Qu Jinying obediently, half hugged Wei Yansi, and allowed her to rest her head on her shoulders.

This situation makes Yi Dongpo very emotional, and sighs that they are a match made in heaven and talented women.

He flicked the dust high and sang loudly.

Long Nian sat with two people, which was much heavier than before. The servants who carried the sedan chair took out 120,000 points of spirit, step by step steadily, and smoothly entered the Hall of Nurturing Heart.

The servants in the hall rushed up, and under the command of Yi Dongpo, the two masters rushed into the sleeping hall.

Yi Dongpo personally closed the door of the sleeping hall and checked it three times to confirm that it was tightly closed.

He lowered the volume and exhorted Chun Lai Thousands of people who were guarding outside the door, if there is any noise inside, don't squeak, just wait.

Chunlai didn't understand what he was saying, and asked honestly: "Wang live a fall, hurting the dragon's body is not trivial, and being drunk, can we not go in and wait?"

Yi Dongpo couldn't argue, thinking that he was a godson who had been chosen by thousands of people, and added one more point: "What are you afraid of? Concubine Ling is in it."

"The empress has been spoiled since she was a child, and she is a big master. She doesn't know how to serve others, so don't let the long live hurt worse."

As soon as the words came out of the tongue, a rattling sound came from the door, as if porcelain fell to the ground, and there was a brief rubbing sound of tables and chairs.

When the spring comes, the color changes, and he turns to push the door.

"What!" Yi Dongpo pushed him away, blocking the door with his aging body.

It means "you have to go in and step on the old man's corpse first".

"Godfather?"

By now, Yi Dongpo had to confess his dirty thoughts, tell Chun Lai to attach his ears, and then muttered a few words, speaking clearly, and looking at Chun Lai's face, it was almost as good as a ripe apple.

"So..." Chun Lai rubbed his hands. "My son has learned it and wrote it down. I will definitely not bother you about these things in the future."

The ru child can be taught, and Yi Dongpo is very pleased. He raised his head with his hands and watched the shining stars and moon in the night, and said with relief: "Long live the throne for some time, and the harem should add a little princess."

"Isn't it better for the little prince." Chunlai smirked, showing eight small white teeth.

"What do you know?" Yi Dongpo hated him and rolled his eyes. "The son is only good at tossing people, but it is better to be a girl. He is soft and glutinous, loves to act like a baby, and is a caring little padded jacket."

Chunlai lowered his head in shame, and promised to study hard in the future and make progress every day to share his worries.

And the sound in the sleeping hall continued, for a while, it was ping-pong-pong-pong, and then it was banging, and then Qu Jinying’s shouting—

"Wei Yansi, dare you!"

"Stop...you apprentice!"

"I love concubine, I was too in a hurry to turn over your green card. I promise to make it up tomorrow night. Don't hide. I want to kiss you."

"Kiss you, don't take my clothes off."

"You can take it off if you are not happy."

"I think you are not lightly drunk...well..."

Spring came and stood straight outside the temple. When the wind blows in late autumn, his mind became clearer. After a little bit of fear, he courageously asked Yi Dongpo: "Will Concubine Ling kill us both?"

Yi Dongpo: "Our allegiance is Long live! As long as long live is happy, you will wait obediently. Long live tomorrow will reward us."

Chunlai was overjoyed, but he never thought that there would be a reward, so he especially hoped that the sun would rise soon.

Even silently calculated that according to Wei Yansi's joy tonight, he would be rewarded with at least three hundred taels of snowflake silver, and perhaps some jewels and silks...When he was paid for many years.

The more I thought about it, the happier he was, and he shook his arms around Yi Dongpo, smiling from ear to ear, but his ears were standing high, listening to the movement in the bedroom door.

I don't know how long it took, Wan Lai returned to silence.

Spring came and didn't dare to take a breath, pressing on his pounding heart, thief said, "Goddaddy, it's silent."

Yi Dongpo touched his head and said, "It's over."

"...Next, what shall we do?" Chun Lai swallowed.

He had been serving Wei Yansi all the time, once suspected that Wei Yansi had an unspeakable hidden illness, so he didn't like turning the green head card, he didn't like to hang out in the harem, let alone talk about staying at the concubine.

Therefore, I am not very familiar with the work process after the emperor has favored his concubine.

Yi Dongpo shook his head and showed the confidence that he had served two generations of emperors: "Godfather wants to teach you new things, you remember. It stands to reason that the matter of favoring the concubine belongs to the management of the affairs, we should not talk too much, but There are always accidents in everything. Throughout dynasties, there have been cases of drunken kings and temporary pampering concubines and concubines. It is often too late to honour the affairs room, so we rushed through their work processes."

Spring came half to understand and half confused: "What process?"

"Keep your eyes open and learn from your godfather."

Yi Dongpo yelled, opened the door cautiously, walked in cautiously, parked cautiously outside the door between Dongshou, and knocked on the window three times.

-Bang, bang, bang.

"Hurray, the hour has come."

There was a moment of silence, but there was no response from the door barrier, and he knocked on the window three more times, slowly and forcefully.

"Long live, the hour is here, no delay."

There was still no response in the door compartment, only the squeaking sound of the dragon couch was heard, and it seemed that someone was turning over on the couch.

Just when Chunlai thought Yi Dongpo would knock on the window for the third time, Yi Dongpo led him out.

"This is the rule set by the ancestors. Fortunately, it should not exceed half an hour, for fear of the king's indulgence."

If the honoring room went in and knocked on the window, it would tire of reminding Wei Yansi that the time was up until Wei Yansi responded, so the servants who are on this job are least expected to be seen by the emperor.

As for them, they just go through the process for the respect room, just shout twice, which is an explanation.

Chun Lai gave a word "um" and wrote it down carefully.

Yi Dong ramped up the nagging endlessly: "Oh, long live the favor of Concubine Ling, there is no reason for people to return to the Hou Mansion. Si Tian Jian planned to enter the palace for auspicious days, it is useless."

"Then I'm going to work now and get the Wanli Temple out so that Concubine Ling Ling can move in."

"You can't sloppy things in Wanli Temple. The selected palace ladies and eunuchs must be smart, capable, caring and sensible."

"Son understands."

Worrying about trivial matters, Feng He hurriedly turned into the yard.

In his frown, Yi Dongpo inferred that something major had happened, and hurriedly greeted him.

"Don't you catch the adulterer and adulteress?"

The adulterer and the adulterer refer to King Yichuan and Qu Wanwan, and the banquet is for them.

The plan is like this.

First of all, the singing and dancing in the Chonghua Hall are full of joy, and all the civil and military officials are drunk under Wei Yansi's unremitting efforts.

Then, Fenghe served as the patrol officer of the night banquet, deliberately loosing the guard after the crowd had been drinking for three rounds.

The combination of inside and outside the banquet can facilitate King Yichuan and Qu Wanwan to take the opportunity to have a private meeting.

The reason was that Qu Wanwan was pregnant, she was shocked, and tried every means to deliver the news to the Yichuan Palace, and King Yichuan would also be upset and look for opportunities to meet her.

It's just that the opportunity is hard to find.

Wei Yan thought about this level and decided to do the "good guy" to the end. Without a chance, she would create opportunities for the bitter ducklings to catch turtles in a urn.

Only in the middle of the night, lonely men and women, secretly meet in a secluded place, and even if they have a hundred mouths over their bodies, they can't explain it clearly.

Feng He: "The man was caught, right behind the rockery in the Imperial Garden. What is strange is...the five princesses are also there. The **** on duty witnessed the five princesses secretly following King Yichuan and Qu Wanwan into the Imperial Garden, but The five princesses didn't recognize it, but she had friendship with Qu Wanwan for non-sophistry. After eating two more glasses of wine, she asked Qu Wanwan to accompany her for a walk in the imperial garden, and met the King Yichuan."

If black and white are reversed in this way, the matter of personal affair will not be established.

The author has something to say: Brothers and sisters who review the text~ There is absolutely no description that Lu Jinjiang cannot accept~

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