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At last, the two kidneys withdrew their gaze from me and exchanged glances with each other.

Then he said as if he had suddenly remembered the Fat Boy Ilsinjang.

“Is this what the dignitaries were talking about?”

It was a question asked by Kidari Wolsinjang.

Ilshinjang, who seemed like he was going to rush at me shouting the question and answer dance at any moment, but now he was looking around the room, scratching the bridge of his nose.

Moonsinjang replied.

“I don’t know. How can I understand everything they say?”

“Write. Roughly. I guess that’s right.”

Ilshinjang, who had clicked his tongue, looked up at me again with a grim face.

There was room for the story to continue.

“… … The junior came back to this young body a few days ago, going back in time. It is a comeback.”

Glimpse.

Wolsinjang, who was looking down at me as he respectfully embraced me, opened his mouth.

“If it’s not a lie, you’ll have to prove it. What way?”

“I will show you.”

It caused a yeomcheongi. My two kidneys seemed to be quite interested in the red haze that ran straight through my body.

“Look. Because it is.”

“I see.”

At Ilshinjang’s words, Wolshinjang nodded.

What the hell are you talking about?

Even if I said one wrong thing, I thought I would have to fight the strongest people in the world without moving, so I stayed still.

Ilshinjang, perhaps noticing the question that appeared on my face, spoke in a tone that was softer than the first time.

“Something big happened in heaven.”

“What happened?”

“… … I don’t know.”

It’s not. I think you know

Well, that’s not important right now.

“If I hadn’t had the chance to inherit the Heavenly Demon with the help of the two generals before returning, how could my juniors know the 1,000 Won Hwaryeong and handle the Flame Weapon now? I can also show you the Heavenly Demon Fist in front of the two generals.”

At my words, there was a change in the expression of both kidneys.

Their mission is to test the entrants to see if they are qualified to access the Celestial Demon’s Legacy.

However, since I have already made the progress of the Heavenly Demon Zone, my mind becomes complicated.

“I think the test can be replaced with this.”

“Um… … Could it be? I have a point.”

Ilshinjang handed over the horse to Wolshinjang.

However, Wolsinjang shook his head with a grave expression.

“Even so, a test is a test. That cannot be proof that we have passed the test of our Wolil Sinjang.”

I didn’t even have a bird to respond to. Ilshinjang corrected Wolsinjang’s words.

“It’s the Sun Moon God.”

“Wolilsinjang.”

“Sun Moon Kidney.”

“Wolilsinjang.”

“Wolilsinjang.”

“okay. Moon day kidney.”

“no no. this is my friend You have to smoke while looking at the situation. Grab all the people in the world and ask them. Is it the day of the month or the day of the month? A hundred if a hundred. It’s January. What do you think of your juniors?”

They both looked at me at the same time.

“Where is the sun and the moon first? When the sun rises, the moon sets, and when the moon rises, the sun sets. For the two of you, just subtract the month and day and do it in double height. But in fact, in modern science, the sun and the moon… … .”

“Wah ha ha ha! what did i say Did you see our juniors put the sun in their mouths first? The sun, moon and kidneys are right. Don’t force yourself any more.”

There was no answer from the Wolsinjang. However, it seemed as if criticism was pouring out of his gaze as he stared at me.

Isn’t it like having two bosses? It’s only the subordinates caught in the middle that are embarrassing.

“It is time to take the test. Block our Wolil kidney.”

thud!

Wolsinjang stamped the floor with his sword. Fortunately, Ilshinjang burst into laughter at that time.

“Uh ha ha ha! sleep stop It seems that the junior is right! It’s impossible to get a clue to the Heavenly Demon’s inaction without passing our test. Aren’t you already a legend in the world?”

“What are you talking about?”

“If you are the legitimate successor to the progress of the Heavenly Demon Zone, then the test is unnecessary.”

Despite Ilshinjang’s words, Wolshinjang’s dissatisfied face did not change.

“Tsk tsk. You are too old-fashioned. That’s why I can’t even get a promotion, and I’m in the middle of the day. Stop coercing and do this.”

Ilshinjang said with a face that changed into a person.

“If our juniors met us and passed our exams, we would have wanted to be treated to a summer meal by our juniors. That’s a huge prize. It must have been our favorite, guess that.”

It is a part that is not yet in our author’s setting. But it’s not difficult to make.

So far, there is still a lot of room for me to intervene in this work.

answered right away.

“Ilshin likes alcohol, and Wolsin likes meat.”

[The writer has reinforced (person*day height) and (person*month height).]

[Reason for reinforcement: “Chief Il-sin likes alcohol, and Mr. Wol-sin likes meat.” ]

[Reinforcement content: Ilsinjang can’t drink alcohol, and Wolsinjang can’t eat meat. Just like Lee Hwan does to sundae soup. ]

“bout… … .”

“What is pass? I can answer such an easy problem. Is there anyone who doesn’t enjoy alcohol and meat?”

Moonsinjang’s words continued.

“Ordinary wine and meat cannot satisfy our taste buds. Colonel booze meat that satisfied us. If not, the test will be taken by force.”

Then, Wolsinjang spoke to Ilshinjang again.

“Where am I wrong?”

“Not at all. That makes a lot of sense. Juniors, try to make a drink that I like. Come on. Very excited. Whoa ha ha!”

“Again, it will have to suit our tastes.”

Moonshine said bluntly. According to our writer’s setting, scary things happen when the narrow-eyed lunar elongation is straight.

but not scary at all

because that won’t happen

After passing the exam, these two terrible kidneys will become great helpers of this disease.

Even if it wasn’t, I was already missing chicken and beer.

“Chief Il-sin really liked the beer, and Mr. Wol-sin liked the chicken very much. Colonel now.”

“beer?”

“chicken?”

“yes. I’m sure it will suit you both very well.”

[The writer thinks.

“ah. I’m craving chicken and beer.” ]

* * *

self-

The scales of the fire dragons that sprouted everywhere disappeared.

The back world, which had a brilliant atmosphere due to the sparkling red light of the scales, returned to the original appearance of the studio.

It was only natural that the fat man, the tall legs, and the two kidneys also disappeared.

The reason why I unlocked the hidden world is, of course, to order chicken and beer.

In the other world, cell phones don’t work, and you can’t call the delivery person to the other world.

You only need to receive chicken and beer and build it again with summoned essence.

I looked all over the room, but all I had was a transportation card. zero cash. There is no check card either.

I’ll make it if it doesn’t exist

It’s time to do some magic.

“Money in these days… … Where did you put it?”

I pretended to look around, then fixed my gaze on my phone.

The app I had pictured in my mind before I turned on my phone was already there.

【 2.

Lee Hwan turned on his cell phone just in case.

While examining the app icons, what caught his eye was the Bank app.

The moment he found it, Lee Hwan began to recall old memories of these days.

‘okay. Alba… … I must have received my part-time job here.’ 】

[The author added (Lee Hwan’s past *before becoming a Moorim person ①). ]

[ Reason for adding: ‘Yes. Alba… … You must have received your part-time job here.’]

[Before becoming a Moorim person ① (Lee Hwan’s past)

Lee Hwan was making a living doing part-time work.

I have been through various part-time jobs such as government office part-time job, convenience store part-time job, and PC room part-time job. However, the reason why he couldn’t settle down in one part-time job and kept wandering around was none other than his group of alumni.

In particular, Kwon Sang-hoo often visited the place where he worked part-time and behaved badly, and Lee-hwan was often kicked out every time.

The part-time job that Lee Hwan was doing in the time when he returned was coin karaoke.

But even this was precarious.

Every day he worked part-time, a group of his alumni came to visit him, take out drinks at will, and ask for a few hours of service without paying, but the boss noticed this.

At least because of Lee Hwan’s decent appearance, sales were increasing, so Coin Karaoke President Park was in a situation where he was struggling with Lee Hwan. ]

Our writer who can’t be stopped. too detailed

The memory of the three guys, including Kwon Sang-hoo, reminded me of a hook, and my heart felt stuffy for a moment.

Feeling sick after eating sweet potatoes without water.

That feeling became clearer the moment I checked my bank account history.

「Recent transaction history

Transfer: 400,000 won per month

Transfer: KRW 25,000 communication fee

Transfer: 580,000 won after Kwon Sang-hoo

「 Current balance: 120,000 won 」

A few days ago, that is, around the time the first episode was just in progress.

I said that I was paying off the debt of an extra named Kwon Sang-hoo, but our writer did not forget this.

You can eat chicken and beer, but… … .

At that time, Kwon Sang-hoo should have hit that child harder. Won’t you come with thirty thousand won?

It was when I turned off the bank app while admiring our writer.

A messenger app with a threshold notification of 999+ caught my eye.

What is this?

I tried to press it involuntarily, but stopped when I saw the breaking news push that was clearly announced by the Safety Bureau.

「 ＜Breaking News＞ Shinsung Lee Hwan. “Daelim piano entrance exam academy in the back world, attack complete!” 」

ah!

I was startled and hurriedly removed my hand. I almost accidentally opened the messenger app.

I did such a hasty thing knowing that some characters would have talked to me.

I still regret not being able to prevent the useless character Kwon Sang-hoo from being set up… … .

No more.

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In particular, it is not as good as the setting that Na Yi-hwan has a family.

more more! As far as the setting that I, Lee Hwan, have a younger sister.

more more more! As far as the setting that Na Lee Hwan has a sick family member to take care of.

why not

The most important thing is to motivate the main character to move actively.

However, as emphasized in the novel, Lee Hwan already has a strong motive.

Above all, giving a main character a purpose as a family character is the old-fashioned way.

There are many cases where the story goes to the mountain because the eyes are scattered.

Therefore, if it is a modern work, it is better not to include family characters. No, you shouldn’t put it in.

If you want to put it in even if you die soon, there is a condition instead.

It should appear very rarely as an extra story, and it should take on the role of controlling the main character’s emotions, never being the core of the story.

Want to be treated as a key character in the story? At that time, it depended on the talent of the writer.

If you are confident that you have a witty and humorous sense, you can try it, but I can assure you that it is not me and our writer.

… … It’s not that it’s not.

Our writer’s style is on the other side.

The goal of this work is to see a long-term series with a stable storyline, right? It’s not just me, is it? author?

I muttered, hoping not to be late.

“For me, who has no family, this kind of interest is coming… … It must be because of the announcement.”

[The writer added (Lee Hwan’s past *before becoming a Moorim person ②). ]

[ Reason for addition: “I don’t have a family, so this kind of attention is coming… … It must be because of the announcement.” ]

[Before becoming a Moorim person ② (Lee Hwan’s past)

Lee Hwan grew up in an orphanage. It was because of such a background that he became the target of a group of bad guys during his school days despite his outstanding appearance. ]

done!

But this alone cannot be reassuring.

Are there any other brothers and sisters who grew up together in an orphanage?

The government authorities even used the expression divinity and raised it up.

Messenger apps won’t check until you can rest easy.

never.

* * *

【 As soon as Lee Hwan grabbed the akjeong, his studio room began to deteriorate.

Brilliant red light emanated from the scales of the fire dragons sprouting everywhere, and more scales came out from the door that became the entrance.

“Did you come!”

Ilwolshinjang appeared as it had seen before.

“You waited a long time. Chicken and beer. This is Colonel Chi-Mac!” 】

I stretched out my arms toward the bags lying on the floor. In fact, even without doing so, Ilshinjang and Wolsinjang were immediately taken by them as soon as they appeared.

“If we can’t satisfy our monthly kidney needs… … .”

“Wah ha ha ha! The smell of oil is already excellent! What is my drink?”

Disarming and licking his lips, he explained to the two of them one by one.

“Grain wine made from barley. It’s called beer. Food has a partner, and beer is perfect for this chicken.”

There were too many to fit on the small table, so I started peeling chicken boxes off the floor one by one.

The one-room room was larger than it was originally, so there was plenty of space.

“Also, this guy is a drink called cola, not alcohol. However, if you drink it, you will feel like your digestion is slow because it has a refreshing feeling that pops out. It will be a great help to enjoy chicken more. Wolsinjang-nim liked this a lot too.

And this guy is called chicken radish, so it’s sweet and sour. It can’t be too good to eat with fried chicken.”

“Look. monthly growth. what did i say Because our juniors are okay!”

Ilshinjang sat down on his butt.

On the other hand, Wolsinjang was still holding the chicken leg handed to him with an upright attitude.

However, the moment he finally took a bite and started chewing the chicken leg meat with the chicken juice.

okay. You can’t help but have your eyes wide open. There is no business in front of chicken.

It was only then that Wolsinjang, smiling all over his face, took his seat and sat down.

“Kya!”

Ilshinjang drank the entire plastic bottle. My mouth waters well at how delicious the two kidneys are eating.

I also settled down.

I thought that today would be a very good day for soup and chicken and beer.

My young body, which did not fill my stomach easily no matter how much I ate, could not be so good.

The green body of a 20-year-old and a body that had been strengthened by internal energy was demanding a lot of calories.

For a long time neither of us spoke.

Ilshinjang holds a draft beer bottle in one hand and chicken in the other, and Wolshinjang focuses on the new taste sensations felt from each different chicken taste.

My preference is the basic fried chicken radish.

You can enjoy the unique taste of chicken in a simple way, but the sweet and sour taste of chicken radish compensates for the slightly boring part.

If you want to change it, just dip it in the marinade, and it’s perfect if you hit one shot of draft beer on top of that.

“Your junior has the same taste as me!”

The fat head of the Ilshin said.

The words came out boldly, but the feeling of being wary of me came out strongly.

The corners of his mouth were glistening with grease when he said that.

hahahaha, I won’t steal it.

My two kidneys really liked the food I served, so I was very happy too.

After enjoying chicken and beer with all my heart, I remembered the reason why I bought this with all my money.

“Did you pass the test?”

I asked with a spontaneous smile.

“Because it was successful. It’s because that kinky friend tripped and fell.”

“How about Moonsinjang?”

Wolsinjang didn’t answer, closed his eyes and savored the chicken.

He was so focused on his sense of taste that he couldn’t even hear what was being said right next to him.

“Then, junior, let’s go to work.”

I should have gotten both of them okay. I need to confirm what I’ve been curious about since I opened the hidden world.

[ Legacy of the Heavenly Demon (Underworld)

… …

If you activate the Legacy of the Heavenly Demon in Lee Hwan’s studio room.

* Computer: Contains Cheonma Shingong and other secrets

* Small refrigerator: Saengsaju and Sasyeongju are contained. ]