What A Useless Almighty Being You Are

----Nothingness District----

"I've experimented reincarnating souls at their respective non-supernatural worlds with the same system i gave that damned soul however all five of then didn't mutate like the earth"-God while stroking his beard deeply thinking what's make the earth different with a deep fascination in his eyes

Suddenly a green light illuminated the area, a 60 meters tall loli appeared, a green one piece dress with twigs and flowers decorating her near transparent dress, her eyes are green and she has twig like eastern dragon horns that have 9 mini branch each and the tip is thin sharp below it is her twintail. Just her standing there its so majestic, phantom like leaves is hovering besides her

"heeyyaaa!!!! What are you thinking and so deep in thought!!?? HALLOO HALLOO HELLOO MOSHI MOSHI!"-She said with a loud annoying tone.

God facepalmed then said "Gaia, you seem different, again huh? What personality do you have today?"

"HEHEHEHE im the annoying little sister type today!! Yeeeyy"-Gaia

"OK OK little sister why have you come?"-God

"I've come to visit Sister-in-law and tell you that the lower gods at the divine realm seems restless again, do something about it or something like a rebellion army might strike you down"-Gaia

God suddenly became depressed however it was only an instant he was back to his divine posture again, however Gaia noticed that 'instant'

"Hays hays hays, you hadn't made up with her yet? No wonder your daughter is at the divine realm super depressed!!"-Gaia

"Hmmmphhh. It's that hags fault that we became like this"-God

TING*

"Creator i have something to report and it's urgent"-system

"Hmm?? What is it?"-God

"The demon king has gained three pets"-System

God is annoyed because its only a simple thing however he suddenly choked when he heard whats next

"He captured two Rank 1 inside the dungeon and he picked up a God's Child while hunting monsters, i don't know who's child is it because it's only in the infant stage"

God nearly had an heart attack with the surprise attack "THAT'S IMPOSsib... FUK I WAS SCAMMED ONCE AGAIN BY THAT DAMNED SOUL, i thought i was scamming him with the 500k each point deduction, HE WAS SCAMMING ME WITH THAT 500K EACH, that's item is overpowered when used correctly, and what's with that 'picked up a god's child while hunting monsters' his luck is blessed by the God... Oh wait, I'M THE GOD!! I shouldn't have messed with him at the first time we met" holding his face with his two hands, a deeeeeeep regret is emanating throughout his body.

"Creator my report isn't finished yet, the demon king said that 'if he don't do something like a miracle to earth, his faith here will slowly decrease, i heard the people here saying that "Earth Goddess please lend me your blessing numerous times"-System

"WHAAAAAAT!!! CONTACT HIM IMMEDIAT"

"The Demon King said that i can't contact him for 24 hours because he will fight a super strong monster"-System interrupted

"THEN JUST FORC"

"Creator i have my morals, what if he is in deep shit right now and we distracted him, what would happen?"-System

God slumped in his throne lifeless, an animated soul is leaving his body 'why do i deserve this' saying it repeatedly

"FU... FUFU FUAHAHAHAHA the created berated the creator, hey hey system is what you are called?? Can you explain to me what happened to him that he is like that today pweaty pwuese?"

System explained to her everything that happened with Keith and God.

She laid down holding her stomach laughing maniacally, her feet are flailing rapidly however the absolute territory isn't breached, her skirt is magically covering her bits that feels like the absolute law that we must not taint even with her feet flailing around

-----Meanwhile at the Earth-----

Just after system upgrade, the president broadcasted the final results of the World Class Meeting

"I want to introduce to you proudly my Son our Savior of the New Age!"-President

The Presidents son walked proudly to the podium. His blonde hair is slicked back, his glasses are stylish white, he's wearing a black tuxedo and an overly decorated staff made for decoration ceremony only.

"Since the World Class Gathering is too long i'll just name it the 'Round Table Conference"-Presidents Son said while fixing the glasses on his nose bridge.

Something Miraculous happened, all weebs across the world all facepalmed at the same time

Keith who is eating at the lobby watching TV with the other kids spilt his water on his mouth due to excessive surprise 'woooow our savior of the new age is cosplaying as the demon in glasses, how original' thought with a monotonous tone not realizing that his character is from an anime too 'how original'

---Back to the broadcast---

"We will employ many Adventurer Guilds all around the world(Explanation to the masses what the Adventurer Guild is ommitted) and gathering powerful 'Chosens' for training the new Age Elites(Covertly Chosen Special Force). We will develop the New Continent as the Chosen Grounds and will build the Main Headquarters for the Adventurer Guild, the new addition to the government is not perfect yet so we may add some in the future, that's all"

---Back to the MC---

The broadcast is finished when we all finished eating, Sister Theresa is currently helping the other nuns, at first then couldn't believe when they saw hey hair and eyes blood-red colored, she simply said that hey superpower mutated so that's why she came back.

'I want to exert dominance over my wife what to do what to do' Keith secretly thought then pim pom*

I went to Sister Theresa then said "My wife since you leveled up recently you are not accustomed to your power yet, wanna test it out with me?"-Keith

"Hmmph, who is your wife. However it's strange, i am level 10 before i evolve, now i'm level 1 again"-Sister Theresa with a confused expression

'Hmm since the earth system is based on my origin system then does that mean that if they leveled up 100 times they can proceed to next rank?'

"Sister Theresa i think that at a certain level you will rank up, see that Rank 1 there beside you name? that's it, my theory is 100 levels per Rank, i am still not sure yet so"-Keith

'the only difference is that, i have the UPGRADE BAR while they have the EXP BAR, what a sham, they have it easy'

"So are you down to fight?"-Keith

Sister Theresa tapped my shoulder the next thing i knew we where outside of the town.