What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

What to do?

After thinking about it for a while, Lin Fan shook his head and said, "Oh, the left and right sides are also my own body. People have three urgencies, and there is nothing to do about it."

"Ahem..."

The truth is that it is right.

But Lin Fan still felt very embarrassed.

After all, since I was a child, I have never even touched a girl's hand, but now I want to... And she is such a beautiful and noble saint, cough cough cough.

"Is it true that there are no impurities in the body of the immortal cultivator? Sigh, I searched and searched, but there is no toilet. Didn't toilets be used in ancient times?"

"I can't help it. Fortunately, there are flower pots, so I can only feel wronged."

He naturally didn't know, because he didn't know how to practice at all, so the food he ate would not be transformed into spiritual energy, so there were impurities naturally.

swish swish...

"Why is this dress so troublesome?"

"How do you take it off?!"

After a while of fiddling and almost stripping himself naked, he finally resolved one of the three urgent matters. After that, Lin Fan began to ponder again.

But he didn't notice that the plant in the flower pot that he had shushed was trembling slightly.

What Lin Fan didn't even know was that at this moment, the handyman disciple who had just come to cultivate the door was chatting with his senior brother.

"Brother, let me tell you a secret, you must not reveal it, or I will die, brother!"

"Junior, don't worry, don't you worry about me? My mouth is definitely the strictest."

"That's good... Just now, I went to repair the door for the saint."

"Ah? Saintess, repair the door?"

"Isn't it? I glanced secretly, and the saint's face was full of frost... I was afraid that the breakthrough failed, so I slammed the door angrily."

"Is there such a thing?!"

"It's absolutely true, but Senior Brother, you must not pass it on!"

"That's natural..."

Junior brother left.

But the senior brother rolled his eyes and found his senior brother.

"Senior brother, do you know? I heard that the saint girl failed to break through the retreat, her temperament changed drastically, she smashed the door, and her face was frozen... You must not spread the word."

"What?!"

This person found his friend again: "Hiss, I heard that the Saintess retreat failed, not only was her whole body frozen, but her personality also changed a lot!"

One pass ten, ten pass one hundred...

Three people become tigers.

This gossip gradually spread around the outer gate of the Purple Mansion Holy Land, and it became more and more outrageous.

But Lin Fan didn't know all of this.

...

At the same time, in City C, on the streets.

Qi Zixiao controlled Lin Fan's body, walking, suddenly trembled all over, a strange feeling, which made her unbearable.

In fact, this feeling has been present for a long time, and she has been enduring it all the time, but at this moment, she really can't bear it anymore.

"Mortal, it's really troublesome..."

I can't bear it anymore!

She had a weird face, but her heart suddenly became vigilant.

"I thought that my state of mind had already reached the state of peace, but now it seems that it is still a lot worse."

"The third urgency of people is normal physiology, why should I resist?"

"Could it be that this is the reason why I couldn't make any progress in retreat for a month, but I almost lost my mind when I forced my way through?"

During this period of time, Qi Zixiao also gradually had guesses.

She had been retreating in her own room, and hadn't made any progress for a full month. Seeing that there was only one year left in the first sequence battle, she forced a breakthrough in anxiety.

As a result, the qi and blood flowed backwards, almost going mad.

After finally suppressing the reverse flow of Qi and blood, he fell into a coma again, and when he woke up again, he came here and turned into... a man's body.

time travel?

For Qi Zixiao, it would be more appropriate to say it's "grabbing the house".

From her point of view, she should have taken away the man's body, but he didn't know exactly how the process went.

But now is not the time to say that.

She quickly found an unoccupied corner to solve the problem of 'Shhhh'.

this process……

Rao Qi Zixiao told himself to be calm countless times, but he still couldn't help being embarrassed and blushing...

Well, it's finally over.

Qi Zixiao turned around, only feeling refreshed, but found a middle-aged woman staring at him in sight.

After being discovered by myself, the other party raised his jaw, turned around and left, leaving only two words...

"rogue!"

Qi Zixiao: "..."

Get out of this no-man's place.

Qi Zixiao still has no purpose, she knows too little about this world, everything seems too strange.

This is true whether it is a speeding car, a small box in people's hands, or various items in those shops.

However, the house leaked and the wind rained all night.

The feeling of unbearable hunger gradually hit, Qi Zixiao had no choice but to accept this fact.

Ordinary people, who have never had a bigu, naturally need to eat.

Even a cultivator can't completely indica before reaching the Golden Core.

So, here comes the problem.

She also looked for it on her own body. There is no spirit stone, and no gold or silver used by ordinary people. Could it be...

I am a majestic saint, but I still want to grab something to eat? !

But the feeling of hunger is getting stronger and stronger, it is really unbearable.

There was no other way, Qi Zixiao could only comfort himself.

"Fortunately, no one knows that I am the saint of the Purple Mansion Holy Land at this moment, even if it is robbed... there shouldn't be any problem, right?"

work to earn a living?

It is impossible to work part-time, and it is impossible to work part-time in this life.

For Qi Zixiao, who has lived in the world of comprehension since he was a child, and has hardly been out of the Holy Land of the Purple Mansion, what is part-time work? Master often said that in this world the weak are preyed upon by the strong...

So, it makes sense and normal to grab some food, right?

She couldn't help touching her abdomen, and then thought about it.

What are you grabbing? !

I did see a lot of people eating, but I have never seen these things before, and I don't have the slightest aura...

"It's just that I have a picture."

Suddenly, she shook her head and smiled: "Since there is no spiritual energy, it's just something to eat, why bother?"

"Just... that."

She looked faintly at the bun shop in front of her.

There, there were quite a few people queuing up, and a tempting scent drifted over from time to time.

These two points are enough to prove that the unknown food should taste good.

Then……

She went in line.

After waiting for quite a while, she finally arrived. The proprietress smiled and asked, "Handsome guy, what do you want to eat?"

"I……"

Qi Zixiao opened his mouth, and finally decided not to say anything. With a heartbeat, he immediately picked up the steamer in front of him, turned around and ran away!

The speed is so fast that it is simply jaw-dropping.

The proprietress: "?????"

Many customers queuing up: "????"

"I'll go, grab the buns!!!"

When they reacted, Qi Zixiao had already disappeared when there was a commotion.

A moment later, in a corner, Qi Zixiao was holding a steamer full of steamed buns, panting, from her eyes, it was not difficult to see that she was a little excited.

After all... this is her first 'robbery'.