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"Reasonable! We're not trying to snatch seedlings from you, Chungang, we just want to admire the looks of our siblings."

"Bring a little different color to the live broadcast room."

"Chun Gang, you have changed. What about the vows you made before, and the promised dog is rich and noble, so don't forget each other."

"We may not be human, but you are a real dog, old thief Chungang! The live broadcast is good, and suddenly you are going to give us dog food."

"A scholar can be killed and cannot be humiliated, unless we see my sister-in-law."

"..."

Watching the readers in the live broadcast room, one by one, they were frantically posting bullet screens, all of which were asking He Miao to leave the country for a live broadcast, which made Li Chungang couldn't help but glance at himself under the camera.

No problem, still handsome.

But why did it suddenly feel a little unscented?

Li Chungang smiled sarcastically: "Well, if I said that there was an auditory hallucination in the live broadcast room just now, everyone here heard it wrong, can you believe it?"

The voice just fell.

The screen was filled with dense "do not believe" began to dominate the screen, mixed with a few "I believe!", "Whatever you say, I don't dare to refute it anyway!", "You have the final say" and so on. The text barrage.

Well, I'm afraid there is no way to perfunctory this time.

What about the most basic trust between people?

Li Chungang was also very helpless. The live broadcast was going well, and he was about to transition to the next painting activity. He didn't expect that He Miao would suddenly shout at this time. It may also be that I was too focused on the live broadcast just now, and didn't receive the content of the message she sent on WeChat. When I ordered takeaway milk tea, I counted his share by the way, so I called it.

Well, never mind!

"Stay where you are and don't move. I'm going to buy some oranges... Just kidding, I'm going to get a milk tea and I'll be right back."

He said something to the camera, then pushed away the chair and hurried out of the study.

For details on buying orange stems, please refer to "Back View" in the Chinese textbook in the first semester of the second year of junior high school.

As a country with nine-year compulsory education in Huaguo, there are very few people who have not attended junior high school. Naturally, they are very familiar with the article "Back View", and Li Chungang mentioned that buying a few oranges is obviously taking advantage of them. "Self-identified.

All of a sudden, the barrage in the live broadcast room showed the content of the readers' uniform condemnation!

Fortunately, Li Chungang was no longer in front of the computer at this time, so he couldn't see it anymore.

When I went downstairs to the living room, I saw He Miao sitting leisurely on the sofa, drinking milk tea and watching TV. There was no sense of tension that I felt when a new work was released two days ago and urgently needed to be updated. . I don’t know if it’s because of his good luck. He Miao looks like the one who just took a shower. There are still small drops of wet water on his hair. He is wearing a thin white T-shirt to keep up He was wearing sports shorts, and his legs were casually placed on the Shafa, slender and straight.

Li Chungang swallowed calmly, and happened to meet Shang Hemiao's charming eyes, if not for his strong self-control, Shi Geng would have been unable to resist making a fool of himself at this time!

He Miao said very calmly: "The milk tea is right in front of you, you don't care about your live broadcast?"

"The live broadcast will definitely continue, but because of your voice just now, the viewers in the live broadcast room are asking you to leave the country for a while, what do you think? I think showing your face will make you a wave of fans, and it will also bring you recovery." Hit subscribe or something."

Although it is not said on the surface, there will be "vanity" in every man's heart to some extent.

For example, there are four people in a dormitory at the university. No matter who has a girlfriend, they can’t help but share with the brothers in the dormitory. You think he is sharing the joy in his heart with other people, but he is not, it’s just It's like showing off in front of the brothers in the dormitory to satisfy my vanity.

It's not that He Miao hasn't shown his face before. The most recent one was at the Dragon Teng Annual Meeting.

Whether it was receiving the award on stage or flashing by in the audience, her face had appeared before, but it was almost a year later. Readers are also curious about what she looks like now and what is wrong with her changes and such.

 …

In less than five minutes, Li Chungang reappeared in front of the camera with a cup of milk tea.

Seeing his reappearance, the audience in the live broadcast room were both curious and disappointed. The curiosity was because they were curious about what happened when he left. If they were disappointed...they were disappointed that the He Miao they were looking forward to did not appear in the end. In front of the camera.

"That's it!?"

"It didn't last five minutes, huh, man."

"As expected, he deserves to be the first man on the Internet. After deducting the prequel and follow-up, and the time to take off his pants, I bet it's less than three minutes!"

"Tell everyone a horror story that I have personally experienced: When I passed by a certain milk tea shop today, a pile of ready-made milk tea was placed beside an extremely ugly woman at the door, and said that as long as any man was willing to let her go up and kiss Just drink a cup of milk tea for free. I observed it carefully, and it looks very similar to the cup of milk tea in the hands of the old thief Chungang."

"Yes, yes, I happened to pass by that milk tea shop today."

"God Chungang, so terrifying~"

"..."

Li Chungang pretended not to see the content of the barrage that everyone joked about himself, and he didn't even frown. As long as he thinks about this level of Internet jokes, he can make up three or five of them in a minute, as if nothing happened. He continued to take a sip of milk tea, then put it aside casually, and adjusted the most comfortable sitting position:

"Ahem~ The man from the fruit shop said that the oranges just sold out today, and I will invite the water friends in the live broadcast room to eat them another day. Let's continue the topic just now, and let's see what interesting works the versatile readers will show you. Woolen cloth."

To put it bluntly, Li Chungang was really looking forward to the readers' paintings at the beginning. As a result, after he officially started this session and opened the event Weibo, the whole person... No, it should be said that the entire live broadcast room " style” is completely different.

"Fuck!"

"Are you serious?"

"I can draw better with my feet than you!"

"Push you to the street~"

"..."

In the next half an hour, Li Chungang, who was originally regarded as gentle and elegant by readers, burst out "golden sentences" frequently, and the expression on his face was as unnatural as it was natural, and even a little uncomfortable.

I really overestimated the readers' paintings.

It really complied with the sentence: It is human beings and ghosts who are showing off, but I am the only one being beaten!

The vast majority of these paintings are no longer works at all. It may be more appropriate to call them graffiti, which is fine, but many people do spoofs for the sake of spoofing, and the content drawn is simply shit. no.

But Xu Fengnian, who is a beautiful boy, is drawn to look like a stickman.

Have you ever seen Li Chungang, the God of Sword who ran to carry a Dragon Slaying Saber instead of holding a sword?

That style of painting is no longer just eye-catching, but completely subverts people's "three views" every minute, and the three views will follow the five senses!

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