Whoever Leaves The Company Can Move On? Try It Without Me?

Chen Shan was stunned when he heard Xu Yiling's metaphor.

I can't say enough about this kid...

Immediately, he laughed and mixed with the mud:

"Haha, I don't mean to blame you."

"Look, hasn't the matter been resolved?"

"Why are you so stubborn and so unforgiving?"

"As the main programmer, you should be more generous."

As soon as he said this, Zhang Xiaopao couldn't sit still before Xu Yiling could reply.

He scratched his head and picked up the keyboard on the table.

"Boss, when you say that, you seem to be very generous?"

"That's not as good as this."

"I'll take the keyboard and slap you in the face three times, and then you say thank you to me, how about that?"

"As you said, you should be more generous."

Hearing this, Chen Shan was frightened.

Chen Shan knew very well that others would not dare to slap the boss in the face with the keyboard, but this Zhang Xiaopao, he dared!

"I have something to go."

With that said, Chen Shan ran away as if he was hiding from the god of plague.

"Mad! Isn't this bullying an honest person?!"

Zhang Xiaopao said angrily and slapped the keyboard in his hand on the table.

Snap!

The keyboard was smashed.

The keycaps rolled everywhere.

Xu Yiling, on the other hand, patted Zhang Xiaopao on the shoulder and motioned for him to sit down.

"Brother Xu, let's go! This person is not here to work, he is here to take the blame!" Zhang Xiaopao was furious.

Hearing this, Xu Yiling smiled brightly:

"Don't worry."

"The fun is yet to come."

As soon as these words came out, Zhang Xiaopao was stunned.

Then he laughed.

Although Zhang Xiaopao didn't know what the good show Xu Yiling was talking about.

But his intuition told him that he was right to listen to Brother Xu.

At this moment, Xu Yiling had seen the situation clearly.

This Chen Shan can no longer tolerate himself.

This job has become more and more frustrating...

In this case...

Then let yourself go!

In the afternoon, Xu Yiling pretended to open a few software and tinkered there.

Lu Qianqian, on the other hand, was secretly looking at herself.

Silently observe your work content.

In response, Xu Yiling secretly cursed an idiot in his heart.

Then he opened the block broadcast directly.

Then, one small movie after another was played in such a grand manner.

This completely confused Lu Qianqian.

It doesn't matter if you look at it, it doesn't mean if you don't look at it...

...

Time flew by and two weeks passed.

In the past two weeks, Xu Yiling and Zhang Xiaopao had completely settled down and let themselves go.

Lu Qianqian, on the other hand, secretly collected quite a lot of 'evidence'.

There was even so much evidence that I had to record it in a small notebook.

[12.25 Monday: Xu Yiling and Zhang Xiaopao played games all day and left early. 】

[12.26 Tuesday: In the morning, I had a quarrel with Si Jiayu, insulting Si Jiayu’s personality, saying that even if the keyboard is full of rice, the code that a chicken can peck out is better than yours. The Shit Mountain Code was written, and the Shit Beetle shook his head after reading it. In the afternoon, I watched H-movies, which affected my work. 】

[12.27 Wednesday: Late, come at 11 o'clock, and then watch H-movies. At four o'clock in the afternoon, I went to wash my feet with Zhang Xiaopao. 】

[12.28 Thursday: I threw cigarette butts randomly and set my potted plant on fire without even saying sorry. 】

[12.29 Friday: Absent from work, didn’t come. 】

[12.30 Saturday: Company holiday. 】

[12.31 Sunday: The company held a party, but he didn’t come. 】

[1.1 Monday: Riding a bicycle in the office broke my chair! 】

[1.2 Tuesday: I did some practical work and led our development team to hold a technical seminar. But because of the issue of who should use the conference room first, we got into trouble with the game testing department! The company's new projector was smashed to pieces. 】

[Wednesday 1.3: Scolding the game master planner is a fool who is good-for-nothing, who only adds chaos when he opens his mouth, and plans indiscriminately without considering the actual code implementation! 】

[1.4 Thursday: Calling the operation and maintenance department a fool! The problem of network fluctuations in the game took a whole day to fix, but it was finally resolved by him. Why do you need to do this...]

[1.5 Friday: There was a quarrel with Si Jiayu. Zhang Xiaopao and Xu Yiling beat Si Jiayu so hard that his glasses were broken. 】

[1.6 Saturday: The company was working overtime. He, Zhang Dapao and several colleagues openly played mahjong? ! That's outrageous! 】

[Sunday, 1.7: Zhang Xiaopao sent me a message, asking if I would pay 20,000 yuan for the night? I ignored him. 】

"Boss, this is what Xu Yiling has been doing these two weeks."

With that said, Lu Qianqian placed the small notebook and the mobile phone that stored the video evidence in front of Chen Shan.

After reading the records in the notebook, Chen Shan was stunned.

So outrageous? !

I know this guy likes fishing.

However, this is the first time that labor and management have seen someone fishing like this...

On the other hand, Lu Qianqian took the opportunity to make a fuss:

"Boss, what you said is absolutely correct!"

"If a dog is tied to his work station, it will do a better job than him!"

"And I feel that after these two weeks of exploration, I have completely understood the work process, and I feel that I am qualified for Xu Yiling's position!"

As soon as this statement came out, Chen Shan was still a little worried and asked:

"Are you sure? Are you sure you can do the job?"

"Of course!" Lu Qianqian patted her chest and assured, "I am capable, okay?"

Chen Shan nodded, with a trace of murderous intent flashing in his eyes.

"Call Xu Yiling over."

Hearing this, Lu Qianqian nodded and went out to call someone.

After a while, Lu Qianqian came back.

"Boss, he doesn't like me."

"He asked you to go there in person."

"You're riding on a horse! Are you pulling like that?!" Chen Shan was completely angry.

He stormed out of the office angrily.

He came straight to Xu Yiling.

But when he found that Zhang Xiaopao was not here, Chen Shan suddenly became bolder.

"Xu Yiling! What on earth do you want to do?!" Chen Shan asked.

"What do I want to do?" Xu Yiling was not afraid at all.

"Okay, okay, you won't shed tears until you see the coffin!"

Chen Shan said, then took out the notebook and began to read from the text:

"On Monday, December 25, did you and Zhang Xiaopao play games all day? And you left early?"

"Yes." Xu Yiling admitted calmly.

"Wednesday, December 27, were you watching porn movies in the office?"

"right."

"On Thursday, December 28, did you throw cigarette butts and burn Qianqian's potted plant?"

"I admit everything." Xu Yiling ended the conversation.

"Okay! Since you admit everything..."

"Then... follow the company's rules and procedures!"

"Xu Yiling, you have seriously violated company discipline!"

"After research, I decided..." Chen Shan gritted his teeth and said, "Abolish your architect and main program titles! Only keep back-end development positions!"

"Your salary is reduced to 10,000 a month!"

"And, I will set up a three-month inspection period for you!"

"If your work style does not improve during the inspection period..."

"I will..."

Before Chen Shan finished speaking, Xu Yiling interrupted:

"Don't go to all the trouble of riding a horse."

"Labour and management quit!"

With that said, Xu Yiling threw the resignation notice at Chen Shan's feet.