Whoever Leaves The Company Can Move On? Try It Without Me?

Chapter 45 High-End Rice Fields Often Require Excellent Toilets To Ferment.

The technician worked on it for about ten minutes...

Even though the H-movie is almost at its climax, it still hasn't regained control of the live broadcast.

"Director! Private Marseille! The other party is too strong!"

"Excuse my incompetence!" The technician bowed and apologized.

After the station director heard this, he smashed the tea cup angrily and roared:

"Quick! Unplug the network cable!"

As soon as this statement came out, the technician took decisive action...

The next second...

This live broadcast to the world has been temporarily suspended...

This time, it caused dissatisfaction among Chinese netizens.

[Why is it gone? Then let me go. 】

[We are about to get to the point, and then you pinch me? 】

[The labor and management tissues are all ready. Are you telling me that they are gone? 】

At this moment, Ampei's child stepped into the toilet door.

Behind him were the TV Tokyo camera crew.

He was carrying a camera like a cannon barrel and was filming behind Ampere.

On the other hand, Ampere naturally knows that his every move is being broadcast live around the world.

He straightened his suit and stood up straight.

The reason why Ampere chooses to act in a high-profile manner is simply to show his loyalty to the United States.

It means telling the United States that my dog ​​is very competent at his job.

I have gone against China and I feel disgusted with China.

Don't be wary of me anymore.

By the way, I'll get some benefits from Mi Daddy.

But this time...

Abe's secretary trotted all the way to Abe's side.

"Your Majesty Prime Minister, private Marseille..."

"The live broadcast has been interrupted."

The secretary didn't dare to say that the live broadcast was switched to an H-movie.

"Nani?!" Ampere was stunned.

Immediately he became slightly angry.

"What is TV Tokyo doing?"

"On such an important occasion, something like this happened?!"

"Order them to resume live broadcast immediately!"

Hearing this, the secretary nodded and immediately called the director of TV Tokyo.

At this moment, the director of TV Tokyo...

"Hi! Hi! We will resume live broadcast soon." The station director nodded and bowed to the phone.

After hanging up the phone.

The director immediately ordered the technician:

"Connect the Internet cable and resume live broadcast!"

As soon as this was said, the technician hesitated.

"Director, what should I do if the Internet cable is connected and the pornographic movie screen still appears?"

The director was stunned and began to pace and think...

After thinking about it for a long time, the director sighed:

"It's easy!"

"Can't we just let one of our sub-stations under TV Tokyo commission the live broadcast?"

"Turn the picture to the TV station over there!"

"I don't believe that the hacker is so powerful that he can also hack the TV station?"

The technician's eyes lit up and he began to operate.

Not long after, the live broadcast resumed...

It turned into a scene of Ampere's child paying homage.

Everything is normal now.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief...

On the other hand, Xu Yiling's side.

"Huh? You still dare to broadcast live?"

Xu Yiling didn't expect that these little bookmakers were so evil.

I've already warned you with porn videos.

Don’t know how to measure it yet?

Xu Yiling continued on to the Yuxi River, thinking about what scene to insert next.

It doesn't make much sense to always show H-movies.

You have to do something fancy.

Not long after, Xu Yiling thought of a new trick.

I picked up my cell phone and called my mother who was far away in the countryside.

"Mom, is Aunt Wang next door at home?" Xu Yiling asked after the call was connected.

"Huh?" Mom was confused.

What are you doing to care about Aunt Wang?

Mom walked out of the door and took a look at the leader's home.

"She is at home, basking in the sun at the door." Mom asked, "What do you want to do with her?"

Xu Yiling smiled and said:

"Mom, please let Aunt Wang carry the excrement bucket to the dry toilet to pick out the excrement, and then you take a picture of it, okay?"

Mom:? ? ?

"You brat! Are you making fun of us?!"

Mom was furious.

Want me to film Aunt Wang picking up excrement? !

What’s so great about this thing?

What a short-sighted person!

The tiger can't pull a few...

"Mom... let's take a photo... I need this video material for work." Xu Yiling coquettishly told her mother.

"Well, there's really nothing I can do about you..."

"Just wait, I'll send you the video of Aunt Wang picking up feces later on WeChat."

After that, my mother hung up the phone.

Then he walked towards Aunt Wang with a smile.

"Aunt Wang, have you picked up the poop today?" the mother asked with a smile.

"Ah?" Aunt Wang was stunned.

I thought it was okay, why did I care about picking up shit?

"No... I haven't chosen." Aunt Wang couldn't figure out what kind of medicine Xu Yiling's mother was selling in her gourd.

"Aunt Wang, would you like to pick one now?"

"I plan to take a video of rural people's hard work and send it to my son so that he can work hard." As she spoke, my mother brought a dung bucket, a pole, and a dung spoon.

"This..." Aunt Wang scratched her head and immediately agreed, "Okay, I'll choose!"

“Young people should know our hard work!”

Aunt Wang enthusiastically took the dung bucket, pole and dung spoon, and then walked towards the ancient dry toilet in front of the house...

Then take a dung spoon and fill the dung bucket with dung one ladle at a time.

Then he carried the full manure bucket and walked towards the small vegetable garden...

My mother recorded the video with a smile on her face, and then sent the video to Xu Yiling.

Then a voice message was attached: "Ersha, the video has been sent to you, are you satisfied?"

Xu Yiling: Satisfied (showing teeth)

With this video, Xu Yiling secretly said it was done.

Then, his hands continued to dance on the keyboard, exporting the video from WeChat to the computer.

Modify, edit and dub the video...

Then he continued to attack Ampei's live broadcast room.

Five minutes later...

The scene of Ampei's child visiting the shrine suddenly changed...

In an instant, hundreds of millions of Chinese netizens saw...

A picture of a southern rural woman pouring manure....

It is also dubbed by the host of "A Bite of China".

"High-end rice fields often require excellent dry toilets to ferment..."

"Rural women who get up early will use a simple dung scoop to scoop up a spoonful of old dung and sprinkle it on the vegetable garden..."

"Look, those green buds have been nourished and are growing vigorously..."

boom! ! !

moment! ! !

The whole network exploded! ! !

【Fuck! I'm just calling me stupid! 】

[Whose general is this that is so brave? ? ? 】

【Oh my god! Killing me! (covering face)]

【Shrimp and pork heart...】

[Who made this video? What a talent (face covering)]

[Shen Tama’s high-end Yoneda Kyo...]

[This wave of insinuations is top notch...]

【Everyone who understands understands. 】

At this moment, this is the toilet in Sakura Country.

Ampere has finished paying homage.

He spread his hands towards the secretary:

"Give me your phone, I want to watch the live broadcast."

The secretary was stunned...

"Private Marseille... Prime Minister, are you sure you want to see it?"

The secretary didn't dare to show it to him...

"Huh?! Why can't I see it?!" Ampere glared, "I want to see the barrage of messages from the public."

"Here..." The secretary tremblingly handed over the phone...

The next second...

The image of rural women pouring feces comes into view...

[High-end Yoneda Kyo often needs excellent toilets...]

Ampere's eyes widened!

"Bagaya road!!!"

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