Why Can’t I Play Games

(The page number is wrong... woo woo woo! It's chapter 115)

December 30.

"This game...what the hell is going on?"

"..."

Xu Hailong, head of the game department of Shengteng Technology, stood in the smoking room of the company and looked at it with his mobile phone for a long time, but he still couldn't understand why.

Yes!

In order to find inspiration, he stared at this game for three hours with staring eyes!

This one is called "Mountain Simulator".

at first!

When he saw this game, his heart was full of expectations.

The games of Cosmic Science and Technology always give people some constructive inspiration, so that he can integrate this inspiration into his stand-alone game.

"This is a very inspiring game, this game really can make people become Buddhas!"

"This game is amazing, I played it for ten hours in a row, and I couldn't stop..."

"Wow, this game is awesome, I've been playing it all day, it's so comfortable!"

"I feel like after playing this game, I will become a fairy!"

"However, this game is very brain-burning!"

"It's too brain-burning. Only people with high IQ and great perseverance can play it. I only played for three hours, and I can't stand it anymore..."

"..."

Xu Hailong downloaded this "Mountain Simulator" only after seeing the ratings of the game.

On the official website of Cosmos Technology, "Crazy Mario" has a score of 9.6, and this game has a score of 9.7!

Seeing the ratings and comments, Xu Hailong finally decided to download "Mountain Simulator" first.

After downloading, he clicked on it.

The picture of the game cannot be said to be exquisite, but at least in the resolution of the "Phelps" mobile phone, the picture of this mobile game is comparable to that of the iPhone 3.

At the same time, he thought it was a puzzle-solving adventure game with the Buddha-nature text and the screenshot of the mysterious mountain at the beginning.

After clicking into the game and looking at a mountain, he also felt that this should be a normal operation of adventure games, probably to let you find the entrance of the game.

Xu Hailong is still very clear about his IQ!

He didn't read the strategies on the Internet, but was exploring by himself.

However, during the three hours yesterday, no matter how he tapped the screen with the stylus or tapped the small keyboard under Phelps, the mountain on the screen did not respond.

"Could it be that some pass code is needed?"

"Is this arrangement of trees some logical information? Or these stones..."

"Don't look for a strategy first..."

"Forget it, let's see tomorrow..."

"..."

Waited until the next day.

That is, today, he stared at this game for nearly two hours!

No matter what function, what Pythagorean law, what solving puzzles, what data arrangement, what Sudoku...

All the knowledge he had learned was used again!

but……

no response!

The screen is still unresponsive!

Except for a few trees that were slightly crooked due to a gust of wind in the game, there was no response at all.

Time is ticking and ticking, synchronizing with real time...

And Xu Hailong finally couldn't take it anymore!

Although he felt that it was a bit shameful to look up the answer strategy on the Internet, but he still went to look it up...

"Fuck!"

"The publicity of the dog day!"

"What the hell are you..."

"Crap!"

"Grass!"

"..."

After checking!

There was a sudden burst of excitement in the smoking room.

Then...

When everyone saw Xu Hailong coming out of the smoking room with a complicated face, they were a little skeptical about life...

His mind is broken!

this moment!

He felt like a fool!

Yes!

Besides, he couldn't figure it out, this stupid game!

Why is the rating so high!

Did Cosmos Technology control the evaluation and score?

Dry!

………………………

Although there are many mobile games in this era, most of them are simple games such as Snake, Tetris, and Sokoban.

You'll probably get bored after playing it a few times.

Although the Nokia mobile phone is also equipped with some level-breaking games, those level-breaking games are basically anticlimactic. After playing, it gives people a feeling of cheating traffic charges.

There is a beginning, but no end, and you can become stronger by charging money!

Generally speaking, mobile games in this era are really in an embarrassing moment, not to mention the explosion period of mobile games in later generations.

but!

Zhang Yang's sudden appearance seems to have injected a dose of stimulant into this wild mobile game world. taste.

American.

"Hi sir, can I interview you? What happened to you just now? Are you okay?"

"..."

A reporter interviewing on the street saw a black boy holding a mobile phone and roaring wildly, so he went over to interview with a camera on his shoulder.

did not expect……

This black guy is playing Phelps' "Crazy Mario"!

Facing the camera, the black boy had a ferocious expression, his eyes were a little red, and he wished he could cut off his hand!

Although trying to squeeze out a smile, no matter how you look at it, the smile looks like a sign before the collapse.

"FUCK, I clearly told myself that I can't play this game, but I can't control this hand!"

"Ahhh, I obviously wanted to buy an iPhone 3, but I bought Phelps unknowingly because of "Crazy Pipe Bird". You ask me why? Jerry next door scored 99 points, He gave me a mobile phone case. What can I do with a mobile phone case? I can only buy Phelps. I heard that I can earn money by playing "Crazy Pipe Bird" now, so I thought I would try it... ..."

"But after I bought it... I saw that the universe mall interface reminded me that there is another game, this game is called "Crazy Mario"!"

"So I tried to play..."

"but!"

"I never thought that this game would be so frustrating, and the difficulty would be so high that I would cry!"

"Ahhh..."

"I want to ask, is this game for us?"

"..."

The black brother excitedly took out his phone and opened the number of deaths on the Mario interface - 99 times!

He seemed to be in a frantic state of agitation.

If this game is ported to a computer, he's probably going to smash the computer!

Just as the black brother was complaining in front of the camera, another white brother saw the interview and ran over with his mobile phone.

He squeezed into the camera, and he was very emotional!

"My friends!"

"Don't play "Crazy Pipe Bird", don't play "Crazy Pipe Bird", this game is sick, this game is sick, this game is like a demon, controlling your hands, making you click the next step unconsciously... "

"Don't even play "Mountain Simulator", listen to me, absolutely don't play "Mountain Simulator". This game is simply crazy, FUCK! It is simply a product of Satan!"

"Don't trust the download data on the Internet, it's all fake, it's all fake, and don't trust the comments, the world is full of deception, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"This game is sick!"

"Also, listen to me, don't buy Phelps mobile phone, buy Apple 3, Phelps mobile phone is trying to kidnap us with games, let's not play!"

"This stuff is like marijuana. You know it's torturing you, but if you can't control this hand, I want to chop it off!"

"Haha, what high scores, what records, these are all fake, all fake!"

"..."

"..."

After the white boy roared in front of the camera, he immediately ran away with his mobile phone.

The reporter looked at the excited look of the white guy...

Both curious and shocked!

What is this "Mountain Simulator"?

Then...

The black brother had already downloaded it. After the download was over, the black brother stared at the phone screen stupidly for a long time.

"This game is fine!"

"Why can't it be downloaded? A product of Satan? How is it possible, is it normal?"

"..."

"..."

………………………

"Damn it! There is this kind of cheating game? From the beginning to the end of the game, I stared at a mountain in a daze. Am I thinking about the past with the wall or the mountain?"

"My day!"

"This game broke my mentality, my god, I downloaded it according to the comment section, I didn't expect to download such a thing!"

"Bastard Zhang Yang, you're playing with a mentality, "Crazy Mario" is too difficult, there are traps everywhere, I can't pass the first level, what the hell are you..."

"Crap!"

"Ahhh."

"My mentality is broken, tell me, my mentality is broken, I will never play "Crazy Mario" again!"

"Upstairs, let me tell you how to pass the first level of "Crazy Mario"!"

"good!"

"Didn't you stop playing?"

"If I can pass the level, I will play!"

"..."

When some players in Laomei fell into an emotional breakdown, some players in Huaxia also collapsed!

The two games "Crazy Mario" and "Crazy Waterpipe Bird" are very special!

Although it is very cruel, but you still want to play!

The appearance of "Dashan Simulator" shocked everyone, everyone stared at the screen, watching Dashan's continuous promotion, and then, every few minutes, level up, and others...

Other operations are gone!

This silly game is pure cheating!

It's just disgusting, isn't it?

but……

The download volume of "Mountain Simulator" is even more cheating!

In just one day, the number of downloads exceeded 200,000, and it was even ranked first in the download period of the "Mobile Games" list officially announced by Cosmos Technology...

Although it was surpassed by "Crazy Mario" in the end, the popularity of the major post bars in China has never diminished!

Many game companies have been pondering all night and can't figure out how this broken game became popular.

Waiting for the final conclusion, it is very tongue-in-cheek!

At first, the official website of Cosmos Science and Technology was full of voices like "magic work", and some players who were deceived were maliciously dissatisfied!

Why don't you let me be fooled, more people must be fooled!

then……

There were bursts of positive reviews in unison, like a trend.

More and more people have been tricked in!

After the scam came in, after seeing a lot of good reviews, they also joined the scammers who wrote good reviews.

Then, into a vicious circle!

Wait until the real big scam is exposed in the post bar...

"Mountain Simulator" is full of bad reviews, and the whole article is scolding!

He even shouted to boycott it.

This scolding lasted for two days...

Then!

On January 1 New Year's Day!

"Thief Simulator" is online...