Why Can’t I Play Games

In the dead of night.

This is also the time when Peter's thinking is most active.

In the past, he was sleeping.

And since getting into Thief Simulator, he's been like a moody tyrant!

"Damn Durian Mansion!"

"Damn it, Fei Rivers, the president who eats shit, you have today too, haha!"

"Haha, you finally have nothing, hahaha!"

"Scream, you tore your throat, no one will talk to you!"

"security guard?"

"When the security guard was sleeping, I stole the overalls!"

"FBI?"

"Hahaha, the FBI is probably pushing the car and repairing it, hahaha!"

"..."

He held his mobile phone, pointed at an old man on the screen of the mobile phone and laughed!

In the screen!

The windows of the Durian Building, which was once very technological, have been demolished at this moment, revealing the black and hollow building. Not only the windows have been demolished, but even the marble on the company's ground has been pitted and pitted, and all of them have been sold for money. up.

After a series of bloody, angry grievances about sticking an iron rod into the designer's ass and stirring it up...

Peter finally cleared all the levels of "Thief Simulator" in front of the camera with his eyes red!

In the entire world of Thief Simulator, there is nothing left to steal!

When I saw the old man named Fei Rivers sitting blankly on the big rock in front of Durian Technology, yelling and calling for the police as if the end was coming, but the motorcycle and car parts of the police were already there. When it was stolen and had to push the cart over, Peter was as excited as an orangutan, beating his chest with both hands, and making a strange smile of "GAI, GAI, GAI"!

This seems to be a very exciting game with a high degree of freedom, but you have to follow the general human logic to steal everything as much as possible!

for example……

Before you enter the Apple Building, you have to buy the patrol information of the FBI and security, and in just ten minutes, steal what you want to steal.

Early days are easy...

But in the later period, when there are more stolen things, the damn Durian Technology CEO will send more security personnel, so that you will have less and less time to sneak into Durian Technology, and the task will become more and more difficult.

Therefore, the object you want to steal has changed from durian technology to security!

Yes!

You guessed it right!

You are going to steal from the security guard.

You have to take advantage of the time when the security guard is sleeping, and then steal his clothes and electric batons, and let them yell like crazy with their upper body naked in the security dormitory of Apple Technology.

That way, you'll have time to sneak into durian tech and steal things.

wait until later...

After Durian Technology has stolen more things, then the damn president, Fei Rivers, will ask the FBI to help...

Naturally, the FBI is not a fool, they are much better than security guards, they will chase you and arrest you.

Arresting is considered a game failure!

After experiencing failures and failures again and again, Peter finally realized frantically that this game can also steal things from the FBI!

Cars, batons, even guns...

Yes!

Everything you can see, you can steal and sell for money!

Peter swears!

In reality, he is definitely a very pure and good man, he doesn't even dare to think about stealing things.

But in the game!

But his eyes glowed green, and every time he stole something, he would feel very happy in his heart, especially when he saw the yelling of the sufferer, he was so excited that he wanted to jump up.

If in reality, this is a very dangerous criminal mind!

However, this is not reality!

This is the game!

And the game mechanics of this Thief Simulator are just that!

The game is for you to play like this, what can you do?

One o'clock.

After Peter finished his excitement and finally calmed down, he uploaded his video on the Internet.

Then...

He searched for information about this game in various player forums.

Then, something more exciting happened to him.

"God, this game, I can't be the only one who steals all the levels and clears it!"

"..."

When he saw people asking for strategies and how to steal the FBI police car everywhere on the Internet, he suppressed his excitement and left his video link in the strategy area.

Not long after...

The number of followers on his personal account for videos has increased from 30,000 a few days ago to 80,000 now!

Even became the top ten users in the video area fans.

He glanced down.

"God, is this game made so scary?"

"Motorcycles can be disassembled and stolen one by one?"

"This game is too exquisite, isn't it?"

"fear……"

"Hey, buddy, how did you discover such a terrifying detail operation?"

"Dude, I heard that Cosmos Technology released "Homeless Simulator" again, do you want to try it?"

"..."

"..."

Countless comments have earned Peter thousands of admiration.

But then...

Peter's eyes widened when he saw Homeless Simulator.

"What?"

"The universe platform has released "Homeless Simulator" again?"

"..."

Peter, who was about to take a breath, widened his eyes in an instant.

Then...

He clicked on his phone and downloaded "Homeless Simulator".

Immediately afterwards, he adjusted the camera and continued to record a video of himself playing "Homeless Simulator".

"what's the situation?"

"Am I playing "Thief Simulator"? Why is this scene so similar?"

"FUCK!"

"this……"

"..."

Just when he clicked on the game, he saw the familiar interface and scene.

Durian technology...

flower bed……

street light...

A police car will drive by on the road at any time!

The visible scene even once made him think that he had entered the world of "Thief Simulator"!

But then, he shook his head!

wrong!

wrong!

In addition to some "Durian technology" and street lights that are exactly the same as "Thief Simulator", it seems that there are ten more streets...

On the street, all kinds of brands you can see in life seem to be the end of their lives.

And there are many pedestrians on the street. Some pedestrians look normal, while some pedestrians don't know why, but they look awkward, a little weird, like a thief.

And him!

It is playing a homeless man who wanders aimlessly on the street.

"James Bao? This name is so strange..."

"Is this my own name?"

Tramps have the same health bars as thieves in "Thief Simulator", but the difference is that the blood volume of thieves in "Thief Simulator" is relatively stable, unless they are attacked by security guards and FBI. In "Han Simulator", when you enter the game, before you even figure out how to play, the system will prompt you that your blood bar is in an extremely dangerous state...

Moreover, the blood volume was dropping at a speed visible to the naked eye.

And the screen seems to be shaking, and the picture seems to be a bit simulated.

"What, what does this mean? Here is a reminder that I haven't eaten anything for almost four days. I must find something to eat, or I will die?"

"God, I just came in, and the blood volume has reached a very dangerous level?"

"this……"

"FUCK, I want to find it, but how do I find it?"

"What? There may be food in the trash can, let me look for food in the trash can?"

"I, Peter, even if I'm playing games, even if I'm going to die, I can't find food in the trash can where flies are flying around!"

"I……"

"..."

He took a deep breath and saw the game prompt.

When he saw that the music in "Homeless Simulator" began to indicate that it was very critical, Peter unconsciously felt a sense of tension deep in his heart.

He gritted his teeth!

In desperation, he finally made up his mind, ruthlessly manipulated the character, and entered the garbage dump where flies were flying not far away.

Damn it!

How does this garbage dump look so real...

And those disgusting maggots!

"FUCK! What's going on, what does this game remind me of?"

"These maggots...the protein content is about the same as chicken?"

"This game is really disgusting, I can't stand it!"

"What kind of bad taste is this!"

"..."

Peter's eyes widened.

He found that this "Homeless Man Simulator" is too limitless...

Peter was finally speechless, and his blood volume finally entered a normal state after "eat a full meal".

Then...

(You are a homeless man destitute by gambling...)

(There is only one requirement for you to do, and that is to live well in this world, and then, to see the various life styles in this world...)

(Tip 1: There are many thieves in this world. Although many thieves are staring at the "Durian" building, they have no bottom line, and the homeless will not let it go...)

(Tip 2: You can pay $1 to buy the resurrection potion. Resurrection can continue to survive until the game is cleared. Cosmic technology members pay $0.5. In order to avoid too much recharge affecting the player experience, each user only has one chance to recharge.)

After reading the reminder, Peter decisively spent money and clicked on the top-up interface of the universe platform.

After recharging...

Peter continues to manipulate the character to wander aimlessly on the street.

Then...

Peter felt that this street seemed a little familiar!

Immediately after...

He was shocked!

Then……

Subconsciously opened the UC official website, opened the "FUCK, YOU! ", and then suddenly realized that many scenes on this street are clearly "FUCK, YOU!" "(Crazy Flat Grass Mud Horse) optimized version!

on the street……

The prototype of many characters seems to be "FUCK, YOU! "NPC characters!

Then he opened "Violent Locomotive" again, and in the end, he manipulated the character on the phone again and came to another road near the mountain.

He confirmed it!

He found that this road was very similar to the urban runway in "The Violent Locomotive". Except that the picture had been optimized again, he suspected that it was all the same scene material!

……………………

"Mr. Zhang, many people have found that the materials of our "Homeless Simulator" have been integrated. Is this really good?"

"What does it matter, it won't affect the gameplay, it's a kind of tribute..."

"Mr. Zhang, there is another question. We really want to change the name of "Police Simulator" to "Perfect Life", and merge the previous "Thief Simulator" and the current "Homeless Simulator" to make a real Playing online games?"

"Well, the plan is like this, but first look at the word-of-mouth and ratings of "Homeless Simulator" on the mobile phone. If it is not bad, you can temporarily make a three-way role playing in the same world..."

"The task of the police is to try to catch the thief, the task of the thief is to find ways to steal things under the eyes of the police, and the task of the homeless is to avoid the thief and avoid the police at the same time... In the future, we can slowly add characters to this game, I want to make an absolutely free game! Of course, let’s try the water first in the form of "Simulator" and explore the market. As for the scenes and materials you mentioned before... What does it matter? We drew before Isn't it a waste if you don't use them and combine them?"

"..."

(Sweat...I have squeezed the water out as much as possible.)

(If you guys think it’s not enough, I will cut some of the foreshadowing plot and speed up the rhythm?)