Why Did You Summon Me?

"You are going to provoke those alpine barbarians?" The priest sat beside him and prayed, and when he heard Bai Yi's words, he was so frightened that he said, "Absolutely, absolutely not, They are going to eat people !!! "

Before Bai had time to speak, he heard an angry roar from the void: "Fuck your mother!"

So Bai Yi had to appease the barbarian first, "Calm down, don't talk to these uncultured general insights. Besides, you roar so loudly here that he can't hear you?"

In reality, after the priest spoke such a word, the shield soldier who was silent all the way also echoed: "I do n’t know if they can eat or not, but they must be cruel and cruel, fierce and vicious, we rashly I'm afraid to break in like this "

I said, you guy, I didn't say ten words along the way. How could this be a gangster and just slip away, all the comparisons used? Why don't you usually see that your vocabulary is so rich?

The weakest third of the Zhang brothers, Zhang Fan, also quickly said, "Yeah, yeah! Even if you don't eat people, the group of alpine barbarians are also the most dangerous species in this mountain. Take our skull and make a wine glass and pull it out. It ’s also possible for our skin to be a tambourine? So I hope you see it? I still want to go back to my hometown to get married. ”He said, his body could not help but shrink back, for fear of suddenly throwing a mountain man in the dark It seemed to cut his head off.

"When I go out, one thing I will do is to eat this priest, and then peel this guy's skin to make a tambourine! Who did our tribe recruit to mess with? Why is there such a big prejudice against us !!!" Void said angrily, other pedestrians quickly helped Bai Yi also persuaded him, there is no way to be hacked like this for no reason, it is personal anger.

"Calm down, this priest looks like a sharp-billed monkey cheek like a yellow-skinned rat, the meat must not be delicious; this Hokuriku man is dry and thin, and the drum sound he made must not be good" Bai Yi quickly advised, but listened to him With that said, the barbarian laughed, but barely calmed down.

But then again, one of the important reasons for this misunderstanding and embarrassment is that the alpine barbarians are too low-key and lonely, and basically no one has seen them outside the Io Mountains, and this is a very inaccessible place Even if others are deliberately searching, most of them entered the stomach of beasts on the way. The only prairie barbarian who has had more contact with them is vengeance. They always release various rumors to ugly them. Over time, the alpine barbarian So demonized.

So sometimes it ’s too low-key and not necessarily a good thing. Bai now has to waste his tongue and explain to everyone: "You have n’t touched the high mountain barbarians, why do you think they are so scary? They except Apart from living in a higher place, it is not much different from us. It does not eat human flesh, nor does it use a skull as a wine glass, or a human tambourine. I am very familiar with the most heroic of them. I am better than you. Know them better, so you should trust me, not trust those rumors. "

"I agree with Master Hope." The young mage, Sirens, agreed in the first statement. "We have not contacted the Alpine barbarians. If they are really more horrible than the demons, the church should have sent a trial long ago. Knight, right? Besides, this action is fully responsible for Master Hope, and what we hear from him is that I believe he will not harm us; even if it hurts us, there is no need for such a troublesome method to fully use his strength It is not necessary. "

Bai Yi nodded his approval to the young mage. Although he always felt that this boy's brain was not very bright, but now it seems that the most basic thinking and analysis ability is still available. If he really wants to pit this group of guys, here is Liao Wu In the wild, the means are endless, there is no need to deliberately toss this way.

Zhang Er and Zhang Yiqi of the Zhang brothers are much more rational than Zhang San. After listening to Xi Lunsi's words, he nodded and said, "Since I hope the master leads the team, we should believe him. Judgment. Honestly, I have always felt that our team has too few staff members and is struggling to act, but if we can get the help of the high mountain barbarians, it will be different. "

Zhang Xiaoyang, the boss of the Zhang brothers, also stood by Bai Yi finally, and smiled boldly, saying, "Let's take a trip! I just heard about the legend of the Alpine barbarians and haven't seen it They're real people! It's good to be knowledgeable. "

Xiao Miya and Tisgar were naturally obedient to Bai Yiyan and would not oppose it. As a result, most of the rescue team agreed with Bai Yi's plan, and the pastor and Zhang San could not refute it.

The decision was made, and everyone immediately seized the time to rest, while Bai also found out a large piece of incense from the storage bag and threw it into the fire. Then, a faint fragrance swelled in the air. The incense incense that is very common in churches has a soothing effect, which can help people alleviate fatigue, and by the way, it can repel mosquitoes and make you sleep more peacefully.

Later, Bai Yi turned into the tent of Mia and Tisgar again. The two little guys took off their shoes and socks, revealing two pairs of white cute little feet, sitting cross-legged on the quilt and whispering, Xiao Mi Ya also held a hammerhead shark puppet in her arms, smiling slightly.

"Sleep fast." Bai Yi said, and found a bottle of green potion from his arms and sprinkled it around the bedding of the two girls, which was used to drive snakes and insects.

Xiao Miya spit her tongue out at him playfully and took off her headband. She continued to wear long sleeves and trousers because she went out and went into the mountains. Those beautiful short skirts were natural. It can't be worn, and Bai Yi took the two little guys tightly.

Xiao Miya obediently got into the bed and couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Woo ~ it's so soft, just like home."

Don't you see how many mattresses are underneath? These things are in my storage bag! Bai Yi thought silently, grabbed the quilt and wrapped Xiao Miya tightly, only revealing a small head outside, and then carefully pierced the edge of the quilt under her body, and wrapped her into a silkworm baby Look like.

"Be careful not to get cold." Although it is still summer, the nights in the mountains are not as hot as summer. It is rather chilly. The cold wind from time to time can make people feel creepy.

"Okay, good night, Xiao Mia." Bai Yi said softly, and stretched out his hands and pinched Xiao Mia's face.

"Good night, Mr. Hope." Xiao Miya said obediently, then gently kissed Bai Yi's fingertips.

"Woo" There was a beast-like whine immediately behind Bai Yi, which sounded very uncomfortable. When I looked back, I found that Tisgar was also retracted into the quilt, holding the edges of the quilt with both hands, just He stared at him eagerly.

Aren't you thinking of yourself as an elder sister? Why still have to learn to look like Xiao Mia? Bai Yi helplessly thought, turned around and tied the quilt tightly for her, wrapped into a larger silkworm baby, and finally reached out and squeezed her face, said: "Good night, Tisgar. "

"Good night, teacher," said Tisgar, closing her beautiful eyes with satisfaction.

"I see that after a while, they will ask you to accompany them to sleep." The lord said coldly in the void, seeming to be disgusted with this kind of thing, but turned back and muttered in a low voice: "Damn! Yes, I envy me. Why didn't I have a daughter in the first place? "

Alas, you pervert daughter control! Was it discovered by me? !! Bai Yi thought coldly, even if you got out of the trap in the future, don't even want to get close to Xiao Mia and Tisgar!

The lord seemed to have discovered the secret of his heart because of Bai Yi, and suddenly seemed a little embarrassed. He quickly coughed a few times and bluntly directed the topic in the other direction. grasp?"

"Not 10% why did I take such a trip?" Bai Yi asked angrily.

"So confident? Are you sure they speak so well like the barbarians here?" The lord asked a little strangely.

"This is not the point. The point is the way to communicate with them. As long as the values ​​of the Gaoshan barbarians have not changed much over the years, there should be no major problems." Bai Yi said confidently, and then asked by the way After the barbarian said: "Do you think any changes will happen to your people?"

"We will change, only the recipe." Manzi said jokingly, "Of course, no matter how it changes, it will not eat people."

So on the second day, the team continued to set out, heading towards the territory of the Alpine barbarians, because it left the other main adventurer's main route to enter the Hokuriku Wasteland, and the dimly path that people could see before stepping out was also invisible, and everyone was completely Full integration into the mountains.

The three brothers of the Zhang family quickly demonstrated the qualities that a professional guide should have. I saw Zhang Da walking with a mountain knife to the front, while chopping weeds and shrubs for the companions behind, and clearing a path, carefully Identified the traces of animals on the ground, and from time to time, squatted down and made a gesture to a pair of footprints.

Zhang Er squinted his eyes slightly, and kept blowing his nose. This was to identify the various odors in the air. As for Zhang San, he was as flexible as a monkey climbing up and down the tree, looking at the situation in the distance. .

The three played their respective roles and cooperated with each other, relying on their set of methods to help the rescue team avoid many troubled beasts. Although the team's speed was a little slower, it was more efficient. (.)