With So Many Ex-Girlfriends, I Was Really Forced To

"Impossible, impossible, it must be a coincidence, it must be a coincidence, believe in science, everyone must believe in science!"

"At first I didn't believe he could pick locks, but he became the god of locks. Then I didn't believe he knew Chinese medicine, but the Chinese medicine official called him sir. Now he says he can tell fortunes. Should I believe it or not?"

"Common sense tells me that I shouldn't believe it, but experience tells me that that person can't use common sense to judge at all!"

"Forget it, keep reading, I'm already numb anyway."

"Actually, I have forgotten that this is an anti-pocketing program. It's a pity that he doesn't know how to pickpocket, otherwise the live broadcast effect may be even more explosive."

"More chili peppers, not cilantro."

Look at the golden and attractive octopus balls.

Then he looked at the corpse of an old employee, half of which was left on the cutting board.

Tears of emotion flowed from the corner of his mouth again.

"Brother, wait a moment, it will be fine soon."

Sister Wanzi smiled at him.

But just as Li Yuan stared longingly at the bubbling octopus balls.

Suddenly a strange voice came from behind.

"Are you Li Yuan?"

Li Yuan slowly turned around.

I saw a resolute-looking but very embarrassed man.

He was standing two meters behind Li Yuan.

"Excuse me, who are you?"

Li Yuan was a little confused.

This face seemed familiar.

But I can't remember where I saw it.

The man rolled his eyes when he saw Li Yuan's confused look.

"I'm Tang Jiaming, a pickpocket from the show like you..."

"Oh, it's you. In fact, I have recognized you a long time ago. I was joking with you, hahaha."

Li Yuan heard his name.

A big smile immediately appeared on his face and he took two steps forward enthusiastically.

This guy is a young man trained by the city bureau.

It is very likely that he will be the leader of the city bureau in the future.

If possible, the relationship should be greatly improved.

"Why are you standing here? Haven't you found the celebrity guest yet?"

Tang Jiaming dragged his extremely tired body to Li Yuan's side.

Looking at the golden and fragrant octopus balls in front of me.

I couldn't help but swallow.

"I was just getting ready to have something to eat and wait until I get off work. What's going on with you? Why are you in such a mess?"

Seeing him panting, his face covered with sweat, and his whole body dirty.

Li Yuan couldn't help but be a little confused.

Popular science program on the rule of law.

Why did he make it look like a survival show in the wild?

Tang Jiaming was immediately annoyed when he heard this.

He sat down on the ground next to Li Yuan.

"Forget it, I originally thought that the skills I had learned from dealing with thieves over the years would be more than enough to handle those celebrity guests."

"Then what?"

Li Yuan probably guessed something.

"Then I met a guest who had not received training at first, and it was really smooth."

As Tang Jiaming spoke, he couldn't help but look up and glance at the golden and attractive octopus balls.

"Just when I had just stolen a mobile phone model and was about to get the second one, Wang Yujie suddenly appeared from the side."

"The grandson's technique was so clever that I didn't even see clearly how he stole it. Within a few minutes, he stole all the celebrity guests. In the end, he deliberately patted the celebrity guest on the shoulder, which made me almost get killed. Grasp."

"Then it won't be so embarrassing."

Li Yuan couldn't help but complain.

"You don't know, but it happened several times in a row, and finally I met a guest who had received training, and the result..."

Tang Jiaming looked shocked.

It's completely different from the high-spiritedness at the beginning.

"No one interfered, nothing was stolen, and you were almost caught on the spot?"

Li Yuan looked at him with a smile on his face.

Tang Jiaming nodded.

"There are several police colleagues around her. If I hadn't been in the front line all year round and have good physical fitness, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to escape at all."

Li Yuan looked at him like this.

I'm afraid the blow he received was not as simple as what he said.

This kid has always been trained as a key target in the police force.

The pride of a proud man.

The reason why he was asked to participate in this show this time is because of his good pickpocketing skills.

Just let him show his face.

Then, by the way, he would dampen his spirit.

"Brother, it's done."

At this time.

Sister Meatball handed a large bowl full of octopus meatballs to Li Yuan.

That attractive color and refreshing aroma.

Tang Jiaming's eyes instantly turned straight.

My throat moved unconsciously.

"Sister, please help me divide it into two parts."

Li Yuan said as he took out a stack of RMB from his pocket and prepared to pay.

But Sister Wanzi refused to ask for anything.

"Well, brother, I won't charge you. You can write a prescription for me later."

Sister Wanzi's face turned red after she finished speaking.

Tang Jiaming on the side looked at him for a while.

Good guy, where did this guy get so much money and his little sister gives him food?

"Give."

Li Yuan handed the divided octopus balls to Tang Jiaming.

Tang Jiaming immediately took it with both hands as if he had found a treasure.

I couldn't wait to stuff one into my mouth.

The wonderful taste on your lips and teeth is more delicious than delicacies from the mountains and seas.

Tang Jiaming was immediately moved to tears.

"Eat slowly, I still have more than two hundred, which is enough for the two of us to eat today."

Li Yuan watched him wolfing down the food.

You can imagine what he went through this morning.

"I haven't eaten anything since last night, I don't have a dime in my pocket, and I've been chased by several groups of people all morning, and I'm exhausted from running away."

"Brother, I'll make another one for you."

Upon seeing this, Sister Wanzi immediately picked up a kitchen knife and chopped up the remaining half of the old employee.

"Only the trained guests have money. Everyone else is desperately looking for it. Why do you look so laid-back? Where do you get so much money? You even have a little sister who gives it to you for free?"

I finished half of the octopus balls in one go.

Tang Jiaming finally recovered a little.

"I earned it with my hard-working hands. The program team didn't say that I had to make money from the guests."

Li Yuan explained with a smile.

Tang Jiaming was stunned for a moment, and he seemed to be right.

"I'm going to continue looking for celebrity guests. Do you want to form a team together?"

Tang Jiaming slowly got up.

"If you have money, why are you looking for guests? Why don't you stay and have fun together, drink spicy food and have a good time until you get off work to get paid?"

Li Yuanhao shook the two hundred yuan in his hand.

It's like a code word that confuses the will.

"This...but, what about the points?"

Tang Jiaming hesitated when he looked at the huge sum of money in Li Yuan's hand.

Everyone has a competitive spirit.

Not to mention a leader of the police force like him.

When he came to the show from the beginning, he came to be ranked first in points.

Although reality gave him a hard slap.

But his high fighting spirit will not be easily wiped out!

Especially showing off in front of the camera is not his usual style.

"Brother, the second portion is ready."

Sister Wanzi shouted sweetly at the two of them.

Li Yuan took it with a smile.

Tang Jiaming looked at the tempting octopus balls.

I heard my stomach still growling.

Look at Sister Wanzi’s sweet and lovely smile again.

Screw the fighting spirit.

As an elite member of the police force, he can withstand anything.

Except temptation.

"Give."

Li Yuan smiled and handed over half of it.

Tang Jiaming patted the ashes in his hands and smiled happily.

"These octopus balls are better than anything I've eaten before. It's so delicious."

"Of course, this is done with the freshest old employees."

The two of them slowly tasted the most delicious octopus balls.

While leisurely watching the passers-by passing by.

"Brothers, Chen Momo has been targeted by that magician and is coming this way."

Someone shouted in the live broadcast room.