With So Many Ex-Girlfriends, I Was Really Forced To

"Brother Zhang, the corpse can move, are you serious?"

While on patrol.

Li Yuan couldn't help but ask.

If not, just run away.

In case you really encounter a corpse that can run away.

Then you must be scared to death here!

"Brother, you said before that you can carry the corpse back even if it escapes. Come on, Yuan Shen is scared. Here's your chance to show off."

“If we decide on a construction site to move bricks, we will definitely do it next time.”

"Hehehe, of course it's true, I never lie."

At this time, Zhang Youcai suddenly turned around and smiled at Li Yuan.

Li Yuan suddenly felt a tightness in his anus.

"Oh my god, my brother's smile is so charming."

"Damn it, I was so scared that I almost threw away my phone!"

"Yuan Shen, do we have to start this live broadcast?"

"No, Pill, I feel like something will really happen. Isn't it going to be a fake corpse or something?!"

"Brother Zhang, where is the toilet?"

Li Yuan asked, holding the peach wood sword at his waist with trembling hands.

"there."

Zhang Youcai pointed to the right front.

Li Yuan immediately trotted over.

"Hey, I haven't finished speaking yet. Some corpses will have joints beating due to muscle atrophy during cremation. It seems like they are moving on their own."

Zhang Youcai slowly shook his head as he watched Li Yuan disappear.

"I am a slow-talking person, and I am most afraid of being impatient..."

After entering the toilet.

Li Yuan quickly took out the cinnabar and yellow talismans and wrote a few talisman papers crookedly.

Bang bang bang, stick it directly on yourself.

"Damn it, there's this operation. Aren't the talismans all attached to the corpses?"

"You can feel Yuan Shen's fear through the screen, hahahaha."

"Hahaha, to be honest, I'm not jealous at all when Yuan Shen earns two thousand yuan a day."

"Yuan Shen is so cruel. He seemed to have put a piece of paper in his crotch just now. Was he afraid that the corpse would snatch away his little brother?"

"Brother, did you hear any strange rustling noises?"

Come out of the toilet.

Zhang Youcai, who was patrolling together, asked in confusion.

"No, I didn't hear it."

Li Yuan looked up at the sky.

He secretly touched the talisman paper on his back that made a sound as it rubbed against his clothes.

"Now Yuan Shen is so scared during the day, what will happen at night?"

"What else can I do? There is not really a Piao in this world. I believe in science. All fears are just from the fear in the heart."

"Okay, Brother Science, please step aside and let me show you off."

"If there really is a Piao in this world, catch it and go to the circus to sell tickets, you will make a lot of money."

"Ghost: Are you polite?"

"Actually, I think Yuan Shen should bring a quilt. It is said that the quilt is an ancient barrier. As long as people hide under the quilt, ghosts cannot attack."

"I agree. Research shows that ghosts are actually in a quantum superposition of existence and non-existence. As long as humans hide in bed, ghosts will naturally disappear."

"Hey, I think I understand, Schrödinger's ghost."

"Popular science trivia, Article 248 of "The Law of the Underworld" stipulates: When a human being is wrapped in a quilt, intentionally harming a human being shall be punished with death, and any person who accidentally injures a body exposed outside the quilt shall be punished with death. Note: When the body is in bed, it is deemed that the head is also in bed.”

"Tears, even ghosts are so law-abiding, why do we people have any reason to break laws and violate disciplines..."

"Although it was a hot day, I silently went to the cupboard and came back with a quilt."

"Brother Zhang, do we have quilts here? It will be cold on duty at night, right?"

After reading the barrage, Li Yuan turned around and asked Zhang Youcai.

"No, it's hot now, and the incinerators over there are open 24 hours a day. Don't worry, it won't be cold at night. Moreover, night is the most popular time for body stealing, so we can't sleep."

Zhang Youcai waved his hand.

Li Yuan's face suddenly fell.

"Brother Zhang, to be honest, even if you think I'm young, I actually have cold legs and it hurts a lot if I don't cover myself with a quilt at night."

As he spoke, Li Yuan covered his thigh with a look of pain on his face.

"No, isn't it the knee that hurts Lao Han's leg? Why is Yuan Shen covering his thigh? Isn't this obvious at a glance?"

"It's not a big problem. It may be in the late stage and metastasis has occurred."

"Snai, what you said makes sense, and I can't refute it."

"I really don't have a quilt here, but I can find one for you."

Zhang Youcai shook his head and sighed.

He glanced at Li Yuan with some sympathy.

Alas, today’s young people don’t take good care of their bodies.

He was suffering from senile diseases at such a young age and had missed forty years of detours.

Li Yuan followed Zhang Youcai to get the quilt with an expectant look on his face.

Whenever there is a little trouble.

Just burrow under the quilt.

Even if Sadako comes, she will be praised, hehehe.

"Yuan Shen is so clever, he got a quilt barrier."

"But what if it's Kayako who comes? I remember that Kayako likes to get into people's beds."

"Ah? Are there still such ghosts who don't respect ghost ethics? What do you think of the underworld?"

"If you don't respect ghost ethics and destroy human trust in your bed, you must be punished with the death penalty!"

Zhang Youcai took Li Yuan into a morgue.

Just when Li Yuan was slightly confused.

He suddenly started to lift the transparent glass cover of the black coffin.

"I****, Brother Zhang, what are you doing?"

Li Yuan was immediately frightened and took a step back.

"I'll get you a quilt."

Zhang Youcai pointed to the white quilt covering the body in the coffin.

"Ah, ah?!"

Li Yuan suddenly felt his scalp numb.

The audience in the live broadcast room was also dumbfounded.

"Damn it, trying to snatch a quilt from a dead person, this operation is truly from the underworld!"

"Well, Brother Zhang, actually my old cold leg has been a problem for a long time. I just need to bear with it and it will be fine. No need to bother."

"Really? Don't be afraid. We can use the things here as we please. Don't be polite to me."

Zhang Youcai looked at Li Yuan doubtfully.

But his hand still reached into the coffin.

"Brother, it's really no need. Let's go on patrol."

Li Yuan was almost crying.

"How can Yuan Shen be polite to Brother Zhang? He is being polite to a dead person..."

"Hahahaha, mom, I finally saw that Yuan Shen was deflated."

"Haha, the strategist Yuan Shen has finally been taught a lesson. Only a wealthy brother who doesn't follow the rules can control Yuan Shen!"

"No, I'm going to laugh like crazy when I see Yuan Shen's expression of being scared and afraid to say anything, hahahaha."

"Okay, it's getting late, let's go have lunch first."

Seeing Zhang Youcai finally put down the coffin lid.

Li Yuan breathed a sigh of relief.

"There happen to be some family members having a meal in the canteen today, we can go and have a meal, hehe."

The two of them called out to the undertaker's sister.

The three of them found a table in the corner, sat down, and started to sit down.

"Brother Zhang, your crematorium really accepts all kinds of business."

Saw a table of delicious food.

Li Yuan's mood finally improved a little.

"There is no one left in Yuan Shen, so this meal can be for nothing."

The three of them were enjoying their meal.

It suddenly became noisy outside.

"It looks like someone is having an argument."

Li Yuan pricked up his ears to listen to the gossip while eating.

"It seems that the body is missing."

The undertaker's sister also listened carefully for a while and then said.

"puff."

Li Yuan immediately covered his mouth and almost spit out his rice.

"What, what? The body ran away?!"

"Huh?! The body ran away?!!!"

People in the live broadcast room were also stunned for a moment.