WTF I Am In The Marvel Universe!

Ray sat down in Dragon Inc laughing happily in a girlish evil voice. He knew the plot in Captain America Winter Soldier movie was about to start soon. It was about time to eliminate Nick Fury.

"Master ! Why are you so happy ?", Clara asked curiously.

"Oh ! Just that everything that I have planned is coming to fruition. Did Daniel Whitehall get my instructions yet ?", Ray asked in a girlish voice with a concerned tone.

"Yes...", Clara answered happily.

Just then a phone call came in from Shield, Nick Fury wanted to see Ray to ask about Mr. Albert Wesker and Umbrella Corporation.

"Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Everything is going according to plan.", Ray laughed happily in a girlish voice.

Ray went to Shield headquarters and met director of Shield Nick Fury in his room. There sitting with him was a nervous Phil Coulson.

"Tell me Ray, what do you know about Albert Wesker and Umbrella Corporation ?", Nick Fury asked seriously.

"Well actually I don't know much about them but our companies do business together and they helped in the creation of our angel wing's pills.", Ray said in a girlish voice.

"They helped in that. They are more advanced in life sciences than I thought. Even Shield scientists couldn't crack the ingredients that went into producing that miracle pill.", Nick Fury said in surprise.

"I will let you know, even though your friend Mr. Albert Wesker helped in reviving the dead Mr. Phil Coulson but they are threatening agent Phil Coulson now if he does not betray Shield and spy for them.", Nick Fury said in anger as he slammed his table with his fist.

"What ?!", Ray shouted in a girlish voice as he pretends to be shocked.

"Oh you didn't know that. Hmm... it seems Phil Coulson is still loyal to Shield and told us if he didn't get regular doses of these medicines called T-Cure, he will turn into a zombie. We had our scientists analyse these T-Cure and they said it was salt water. It seems just like the angel wing's pill all over again, when we had asked our scientists to analyse it they said the pill was just regular toe nail clippings. We couldn't break what was in it. Both the T-Cure and angel wing's pill produced by Umbrella Corporation with the current technology we have cannot be analysed at all.", Nick Fury said in a somber mood.

"Do you have any idea how we can analyse the T-Cure Ray ?", Nick Fury added.

"I am sorry sir, we are just in the dark as you, even if we jointly produced some medicines from Umbrella Corporation their life sciences technology is just too advanced for us to break.", Ray said in a girlish voice as he tried to stifle a girlish laughter.

"Is that so... in that case you may go... thank you for your help.", Nick Fury said in a somber tone.

When Ray left the room, Nick Fury looked at the saddened Phil Coulson.

"Phil, it looks for the moment you will have to pretend to have betrayed Shield and any information you have gathered you will relay to me. You will act as Shield's double agent.", Nick Fury said seriously.

"Yes sir...", Phil Coulson said sadly.

To be continued...

(A day in the life of Ray again !)

(Product Naming)

Ray was sitting down in a room with Void and Shadow, two of his henchmen person. They had just completed a trip to hell and subjugated a demon village. And they had brought back an amazing product, the only unfortunate thing is the item itself.

"As I was saying master, in the demon village we subjugated and we killed the village head demon and found his hoardings of treasure. Unfortunately the hoarding of treasure for the village head demon was demon toe nail's clippings. We later found out these demon toe nail's clippings are quite valuable to demons as once eaten by a demon they are energised.", Void said in a serious voice.

"Due to that when we brought back the demon toe nail's clippings to be analysed by our Hand scientists we found out the demon toe nail's clippings when eaten by humans or super humans will heal all their injuries, minor sickness, sprains, tears or various problems with their bodies including incurable S.e.x.u.a.lly Transmitted Diseases. The only unfortunate thing is that I don't think anyone will want to eat demon toe nail's clippings even if it is in a pill form. Master so what do we do ?", Shadow continued Void's briefing to Ray.

Ray sat down while thinking for a while before he had a cute gerbil look, it means Ray has an evil thought in him already.

"We will call these products you brought back as angel wings, you will tell the scientists that you were mistaken and they are not demon toe nail's clippings but angel wings shed off by angels. We will always have a continuous supply of these demon toe nail's clippings since we control that demon village now. We will sell limited run of these angel wings pills to our Hand people only since they are so exclusive. And if they decide to gift it to other people and they find out how good these medicines are then so be it. Now remember these are angel wings fallen off the wing's of angels. What are they again ?", Ray said in a girlish voice with a mischievous tone.

"Angel wings...", Void and Shadow replied simultaneously.

A few days later Bakuto had a meeting with Void and Shadow, he took out an angel wing pill to show them before he popped it into his mouth and said, "I have a hang over from yesterday but with these angel wing's pills, I will be good as new again. Ha. Ha. Ha.". Bakuto enjoyed eating his angel wing's pill or better known as demon toe nail's clippings immensely

Shadow's face went pale green before she vomited on the spot.

Void ran out of the room covering his mouth and rubbing his tummy. Void ran to the toilet to vomit.