WTF I Am In The Marvel Universe!

Dr. Strange was enjoying his stay at Kamar Taj and learning magic when one day the Ancient One came to see him with another person next to her.

(Dr. Strange's point of view)

Ah... the Ancient One just came in with a beautiful young blonde haired blue eyed girl. Hmm... she will grow up to be a beauty. Ah.. I shall greet the Ancient One and the young girl. I ask for the young girl's name by calling her miss. Why is the young girl's mouth twitching. The Ancient One is laughing, she seems to have collapsed on the floor and tears are coming out of her eyes as she laugh. Oh ! The young girl is a boy according to the Ancient One. She just said her name is Ray and she is a he. A young strong man, not a girl, not a boy but a M.A.N. Whoa... he is really s.e.n.s.i.t.i.v.e about his looks. Ah ! The Ancient One is back up again, she said she will leave us to talk about magic as Ray has unique magic and I might be able to learn something new from her oops him. Ray has a sweet smile and looks like a cute gerbil. Ray just told me he will introduce someone to me called Oswald that will really teach me a lesson. How nice of him. Ray is running out now to get Oswald for me. What a sweet child.

(Ray's point of view)

I had just come back to visit the Ancient One and give her the Dragon Breathe to stall her death. That's when she told me she had accepted Dr. Stephen Strange as her pupil and that he will be the future sorcerer supreme. I asked the Ancient One if Dr. Strange knows that there is a God like cosmic entity snacking on cosmic space gods and the infinity stones. The Ancient One said perhaps it would be better if I tell him, she will introduce Dr. Strange to me now. We walk to Dr. Strange's room where he greeted the Ancient One and called me miss ? What the f.u.c.k ! That bastard ! I will kill him. My mouth is twitching in anger. The Ancient One is laughing and has collapsed from laughing. I am so angry. I told Dr. Strange that I am a man, a M.A.N. ! Not a girl ! Look carefully Dr. Strange are you blind ? Ah.. the Ancient One is leaving, she told me to teach Dr. Strange a lesson. Oh ! I will alright, I will teach him a lesson he will never forget. I stop for a while to think. Wait ! Oswald ! I tell Dr. Strange, Oswald will give him a better understanding of the word magic ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! I run off to get Oswald.

As Ray ran back with a thin ninja looking man, Dr. Strange wondered if that is master Oswald a person that will teach him more about magic.

"Oswald don't say anything until I leave this room. And you are suppose to talk to Dr. Strange here about magic. Dr. Strange, this is Oswald. Oswald, this is Dr. Strange. Goodbye !", Ray shouted in a girlish voice as he ran out of there as if his life depended on it.

"Oh ! Hello, Dr. Strange, where shall we begin...", Oswald began to talk continuously with a happy smile giving Dr. Strange no chance to say anything.

(Dr. Strange's point of view)

Ah.. Ray appeared with a thin man in a ninja costume. He seems extremely happy to talk to me. I can't seem to get a word in. Wait this is gibberish and not magic. I will just wait for him to pause and tell him to stop. Why has he not stopped talking ? Oh my God ! Please stop ! How long has he been talking ? Three hours ! Oh God ! My ears hurt, I thought he was talking for ten years. Wait I can portal him into the Ancient One's room. There slowly does it so he does not notice.

Soon there was a scream from the Ancient One's room. And the shout of the Ancient One's voice saying, "Ray .....!".

(A Day in the Life - Muthu's Final Revenge ???)

Muthu was sitting down on the steps of the apartment building where Oswald was staying but he no longer looked like the Muthu he used to. Muthu had white hair from all the stress of dealing with Sari the elderly grandmother that called him a pedophile beast. His muscles were gone as he put on weight from stress eating. And Muthu's face looked like he aged from a twenty year old man into a sixty year old man. And Muthu was slightly deaf from talking to Oswald for 7 hours almost every day. Yes today was such a day that Muthu was going to talk with Oswald. He was going to make Oswald confess that he killed his father Raj before he kills him !

Muthu grabbed his cane, he walks with a limp now after falling down the stairs while talking with Oswald. Wait, Muthu thought, maybe it was Oswald's evil intention of killing him after he killed his father by distracting him by taking non stop to make him fall down the stairs. Then is talking to Oswald what killed his father, Muthu wondered ?

"Muthu !", Oswald shouted happily as he saw Muthu his talking partner.

As Muthu saw Oswald, he saw his own death coming for him. An epiphany hit him, Oswald killed his father by taking him to death and now Oswald was going to kill him by talking him to death. Muthu's face turned deathly pale, he turned around using his cane as he tried to run away. But with a bad leg and a cane for support, Muthu wasn't going to run very fast.

"Muthu !", Oswald shouted happily as he easily caught a Muthu and grabbed his cane.

"My heart.....", Muthu said as he grasped his heart and collapsed in front of Oswald. Muthu just had a heart attack just like his father Raj !

As Muthu slowly closed his eyes, regret filled him. If he ever had another chance again he will avoid the trinity of evil in Ray's apartment called Butch, Oswald and Clara and stay far far away from them.

When Muthu woke up, he was in the hospital.

"I survived....", Muthu mumbled happily.

Then he heard a talking noise and realised who was next to him, it was Oswald and he was talking.

(Oswald's point of view)

When I arrived at the hospital I saw my unconscious friend Muthu. I started talking to him to comfort him. Little did I know that a miracle happened as he woke up. Muthu must have heard the voice of his friend, me, and that woke him up. I am so happy, I have my friend back. Wait ! Why did Muthu scream ? Huh ! Muthu just jumped out of his bed and ran away ! What happened ?