WTF I Am In The Marvel Universe!

It's was morning, the next day. Ray sat there worried that there was more to the blessing ceremony than just a normal I bless you to it. Freya came to Ray's luxurious room and led him towards the throne room. There waiting for him to sit on the throne of Asgard was Odin, Thor and Loki. Even his three bodyguards were there sitting down in attendance with all the gods and citizens of Asgard bearing witness to this blessing ceremony. Now Ray was really nervous.

Ray sat down on the throne of Asgard as Freya walked back down the stairs to reach her husband Odin. When Freya was next to Odin, the both of them knelt down before Ray and said,"Please give us your blessing o guest of Asgard !".

Ray looked down at them and the rest of the kneeling Asgardians including Thor and Loki and said, "I give you my blessings as a guest of Asgard.", in his girlish voice.

Suddenly a huge light burst open and shone down on Odin, Freya, the Asgardian gods and all of Asgard. Ray was shocked at what was happening.

Meanwhile in Kamar Taj, the Ancient One has convinced Dr. Strange to leave his room for more briefings on the unknown cosmic entity that ate Dormammu. They were both in a room in Kamar Taj.

"Oh God. I don't really want to know anymore about this cosmic entity. I am so depressed.", Dr. Strange said sadly.

"Calm down Dr. Strange. Life is good. I am sure Baron Karl Mordo and Master Wong found some good news for you.", the Ancient One said happily.

"Yeah ! It's good for you. In a few years you would be dead and I will be knee deep in shit. Oh... I am so depressed.", Dr. Strange said depressingly.

Just then Baron Karl Mordo and Master Wong walked into the room.

"Ahem. I believe we actually have some good news.", Baron Karl Mordo said with a serious tone.

"Really !", Dr. Strange shouted out loudly in happiness.

"Yes. Both me and Master Wong found out the cosmic entity that ate Dormammu fought Shuma Gorath, Chuthulu and the multi angled ones. Or better known as the Ancient Ones or Elder Gods. The entity that ate Dormammu did not win the fight against the Ancient Ones or the Elder Gods. I believe if we can get the help from the Ancient Ones or the Elder Gods, we can destroy the entity that ate Dormammu. Unfortunately the Ancient Ones or the Elder Gods have gone missing.", Baron Karl Mordo said seriously.

"Really ! All I have to do is find the Ancient Ones or the Elder Gods and get their help to solve this problem. Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Thank you Baron Karl Mordo and Master Wong !", Dr. Strange shouted out in joy. Dr. Strange ran out of the room happily to start his quest to find the Ancient Ones or Elder Gods as soon as possible.

Once Dr. Strange had disappeared from their view, the Ancient One asked, "You both lied to him didn't you ?"

"Um. We had no choice he was so depressed.", Master Wong said.

"Yes. We lied to him but if we did not it was only a matter of time before he committed suicide.", Baron Karl Mordo said seriously.

"So what is the truth with the Elder Gods ?", the Ancient One asked curiously.

"The Elder Gods lost their fight with the entity that ate Dormammu. The Elder Gods or the Ancient Ones are now in hiding.", Baron Karl Mordo said seriously.

Then all three of them (The Ancient One, Baron Karl Mordo and Master Wong) sighed inside the room.

(Black Panther in Hollywood)

Ms. Lisa a plump female, wearing pink spectacles with blue hair was sitting down with Prince TChalla the Black Panther. Ms. Lisa was Prince TChalla's intern and a feminist Social Justice Warrior. She was no longer in Avengers headquarters and not allowed to set foot in it. But she was still working for free for Prince TChalla the Black Panther. They were both sitting down inside a Hollywood movie tent. A make up artist was putting on make up for Prince TChalla.

"It's a shame you are not a female ! Are you sure you don't want to do a s.e.x reassignment surgery to become a female ?!", Ms. Lisa asked in a loud fashion.

"Yes. Lisa. I still want to be Male. But thank you for your concern. And thank you for getting me this Black Panther movie job.", Prince TChalla the Black Panther said seriously.

"Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! No problem Prince TChalla. But you know the contract says in the Black Panther movie you have to play a female Black Panther ! It's a shame Princess Shuri did not survive ! If she did she would be perfect for this role ! After all she will be a superior female and she is black ! Unfortunately we only have you ! Are you sure you won't become a superior female and take the operation to cut off your p.e.n.i.s ?! I guarantee you won't miss it ! You will have lots of lesbian s.e.x !", Ms. Lisa asked out loudly.

The make up artist was now putting on the fake b.r.e.a.s.t on Prince TChalla to make her female. The make up artist was changing Prince TChalla into a female for the Black Panther movie. Prince TChalla was in drag. He was suppose to play Princess Shuri, his deceased sister. But in this movie Princess Shuri was the Black Panther.

"Uh... no thanks.", Prince TChalla the Black Panther said sadly. Sometimes he wondered what he won't do for money. He can't even fire his free intern who is finding jobs for him to do to make extra money on the side. Prince TChalla sighed, if only he was not swamped with hundreds of billions of dollars worth of debt, if only Wakanda still exist. Instead he was now being bullied by his free intern Ms. Lisa which wanted him to become a She Male.