Xishu Trip – Douluo

Luo Qingchen sat on the soft collapse and looked at the antique house in front of him. He couldn't help but feel a little dazed. Here...?

The decoration of the house is in line with the aesthetics of his previous life, but it has a more rugged feeling. There is some fresh earthy smell in the air. It is obvious that it has been newly built. The items in the house are a bit messy. There is a place not far away. Busy tall figure.

"Tang San?"

"Huh?" The figure turned around and issued a questioning syllable, it was Tang San.

"what are you doing?"

"Ah, I'm sorting it out." Tang San said as he walked over with a bunch of pink things, and then shook it away in front of Luo Qingchen, "Remember this?"

"What?" Luo Qingchen set his gaze on Tang San's hand, the corner of his mouth twitched, "Why do you still keep this skirt."

"Yes." Tang San sat down next to Luo Qingchen, looked at the women's clothing with some spicy eyes in his hand, and smiled helplessly: "When I made you angry at the beginning, you always avoided me. Because the Martial Soul Palace is staring at us closely, I can only look for you in women's clothing most of the night."

"Speaking of this, I wanted to ask a long time ago." Luo Qingchen looked at Tang San with a serious expression.

"what?"

"Who gave you the courage to find me in the Accord in the middle of the night wearing a pink dress with a wig and makeup? And why would you bring a skirt and a wig with you?"

As soon as these words came out, the six Shrek monsters outside were all taken aback, and they looked at each other: Damn it, it's amazing.

"This..." Tang San looked a little embarrassed, "In fact, I bought the wig for Xiao Wu as a birthday present, and the wig was obtained from the teacher. After all, it was late at night and I had no place to buy other disguise. Wuwu, in order to avoid the Spirit Hall, and to diverge from my previous image, I just went like that, after all—"

Tang San hooked Luo Qingchen's shoulders and leaned close to him, "My Qingchen is so kind, maybe he's softened to me?"

"Thank you for not giving it to Xiao Wu in the end, otherwise she will probably cut off your brother and sister relationship." Luo Qingchen glanced at the skirt disgustingly.

"That's not necessarily true," Tang San moved closer, putting his head on Luo Qingchen's shoulders, "Don't girls like pink all the time?"

"You straight guy's aesthetic is not saved." Luo Qingchen pushed Tang San away.

"Don't you know if I am straight or bent? Would you like to try it, eh?"

"Huh—Although it is a fantasy, it satisfies my curiosity anyway. You can disappear. I still like to do this kind of thing in reality." Luo Qingchen once again pushed away Tang who wanted to move him. Three, take a breath.

"Illusion?" Tang San looked suspicious, but he quickly realized: "Oh, I see, you are talking about the original trial of becoming a god."

"I'll just say why you kept avoiding talking after you came out." Tang San raised his eyebrows, with a hint of scorn in his smile, "It turns out to be a guilty conscience."

Luo Qingchen patted her face and saved herself who was almost immersed in beauty, "Is this illusion so real."

"Forget it," Tang San shook his head and stood up, "What about you, just stay in [Illusion], I will go to the teacher to discuss it after I clean up."

"What do you want to discuss with the teacher?" Luo Qingchen was taken aback, couldn't help but stand up, and grabbed Tang San.

"Qing Chen, are you really stupid in cultivating?" Tang San's expression was helpless and spoiled again, "I didn't say it last night, and today we are going to find a teacher to be our master of marriage, and we will share the hair invitation for everyone. Come to our wedding? As a result, now you and I pretend not to talk about the illusion, but also pretend to have amnesia?"

"Hmm...? Did I say it?" Luo Qingchen tilted his head, then shook his head firmly, "I didn't say it. I'm assessing. You are an illusion. This is fake."

"Well, it's fake, then you just sit here for the assessment, and we will go when you remember. I'll go and clean up the house today."

Luo Qingchen was seated back under the pressure of Tang San, and his hair was tossed, his face suddenly bewildered.

Seeing Tang San's busy figure again, his mind really couldn't turn around.

Didn’t it end after it was deemed false?

This……? ? ?

Compared to Luo Qingchen, the Shrek Six Monsters were even more at a loss. They could only hear and see Luo Qingchen's voice and express their expressions. They deduced that the theme of the illusion was Tang San and a lot of dark history.

However……

Looking at the strange-looking soul beasts in front of the six Shrek monsters, they felt a little absurd.

It was floating in the air, and it looked a bit like a balloon, but unfortunately, it was not a balloon, but a huge eye. It is one meter in diameter, and the whole is presented as silver-white eyes.

Around this huge eye, there are clusters of bright silver markings, soft, with a full 22 touches. Hands hanging on the ground, dragging long.

At this time, a thin silver thread was extended from the top of its 22 tentacles to connect to Luo Qingchen's body.

Following Luo Qingchen's movements, she shifted her position continuously.

"Sure enough, both people and soul beasts in the spirit department are strange enough." Oscar couldn't help but shudder as he looked at the picture in front of him.

"Yes, I don't know if Xiao Chen can pass this level." Ning Rongrong was also a little worried.

"Don't worry, Xiao Chen's iron-headed baby-like character must be innocent and risk-free!" Xiao Wu said on her lips, but the worry in her eyes couldn't be concealed.

After all, everyone in Shrek at the scene asked themselves that they would have been recruited in the last test.

...

Luo Qingchen kept staring at Tang San who was busy, trying to find the flaws in this illusion.

Tang San seemed helpless by being looked at. He put down his things and walked in front of Luo Qingchen, with his hands on his knees, half-bending his body and looking at Luo Qingchen, "Qing Chen, you look at me so hot again. , I will think you are inviting me."

"I'm not that I don't have a fantasy world without you, don't talk nonsense."

"Well, it seems that if I can't prove that I'm not an illusion, you won't let me go." Tang San straightened up, sighed, and sat next to Luo Qingchen, "Come on, ask what you want to ask. ."

Unexpectedly, Luo Qingchen covered his mouth and stared at Tang San with round eyes. A slightly dull voice came from his fingers, "I still want to talk, I want to be beautiful, let's see which one of us consumes the other."

Seeing Tang San’s unsmiling expression in front of him, Luo Qingchen continued to speak, “I remember that my skull came from a full-spirited evil-eyed tyrant. This 80% is a good thing you did. It’s a pity that you play Tang. Third, there are still flaws, I won't believe it."

Tang San's expression in front of him froze, he was about to say something, but was interrupted by Luo Qingchen, "Look, another flaw."

"Well, can you tell me where the flaw is?" [Tang San] shook his head and stood up, and the surrounding scenes began to distort.

"First, Tang San never touched my head." The surrounding scenes had dissipated, revealing the platform for assessment, "Second, if Tang San lied, he would definitely close his eyes and pretend to sigh helplessly. , And then start to flicker without changing his face and heartbeat."

"Well, you humans are really complicated."

Looking at the assessment platform that reappeared in front of him, Luo Qingchen breathed a sigh of relief. However, when he watched the soul bone gradually stained with psychedelic brilliance, the assessment did not continue and knew that the evil-eyed tyrant was still doing trouble.

"Are you going to continue?" Luo Qingchen sighed, "After all, this is a **** test, and you can't do it. But the most important thing is that I'm very cautious and hateful."

This time, the illusion really dissipated.

In other words, the so-called test has just begun.

Suddenly, another scene appeared in front of Luo Qingchen.

This was an empty space. The first thing Luo Qingchen saw was Tang San, with blue long drapes scattered behind his back, as if his blue eyes that could see through everything were filled with the deep light of wisdom, and his slender figure was noble and elegant. In front of him, a harp was floating quietly. He slowly raised his hand, his slender fingers stroked the strings of the harp, and the crisp sound of Ding Dong turned into a perfect melody echoing in this empty space.

But he didn't look at Luo Qingchen, but at the shadow next to him.

The girl wore a long scorpion braid, her stunningly delicate and fair face, her eyes were particularly agile, her appearance was clear and beautiful, and she had an indescribable special temperament. At this time, she was lovingly cuddling beside Tang San.

"Xiao Wu?"

Appearing to be startled by his voice, the girl looked here, but she shrank from behind Tang San, her voice weak, "Brother San..."

Tang San patted Xiao Wu comfortably, his eyes were tender, but when he looked at Luo Qingchen, his eyes were cold, "You are here."

"Well, for the time being?"

"Then let's just say it. Let's break up. As a man, we have to pass on from generation to generation. Between us... Oh, I'm almost going to have enough."

Before Luo Qingchen could react, Xiao Wu who was onlookers exploded first, "What kind of **** illusion! Xiao Wu sister, if I wanted to grab it, I would have grabbed it! It's still the kind of hugging left and right, that counts. What! My old lady is the number one CP fan, okay?!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I am so angry!"

Everyone urged Xiao Wu to calm down, this was just an illusion.

And Luo Qingchen also reacted at this time. There was no anger or hysteria. He just spoke calmly, "This real test is not as powerful as the evil eye guy's illusion."

"Oh, what, is this starting to deceive yourself?" Tang San smiled disdainfully, and kissed the top of Xiao Wu's hair by the way.

And Xiao Wu seemed to have plucked up the courage at this time, and her eyes were red and she spoke to Luo Qingchen, "I, my third brother and I really love each other, Xiaochen, you, you, you can fulfill us!"

Luo Qingchen still looked indifferent, but his eyelids were half drooping, ignoring the picture, "I have to admit that I am really angry, but unfortunately, the fake is the fake."

Tang San embraced Xiao Wu, "Heh, the cry of the defeated dog."

"Huh-but thank you." Luo Qingchen raised his head and looked at the phantom in front of him, "When everything settles down, I will experiment with Tang San for two experiments. Can you give birth to a child by spirit power? I, a life god, can't even create life. Of course, I can be pregnant, but I want to be born to others."

As the voice fell, the illusion finally shattered, and the platform carrying the soul bone of the head full of illusory light was finally moved away. At this point, only the last artifact was examined. Luo Qingchen watched the last small platform float in front of him. Taking a deep breath, he called out Wuhun.

The author has something to say: I originally wanted to drive, but I thought about it as if I was suspected of committing crimes against the wind.