Xu Xian Is Not A Sword Immortal

"You misunderstood. We're looking for my fiancee. Her name is green E. have you heard of it?" Yan Dahai quickly explained.

"Green e?" After hearing this, many strong men changed their complexion, and their eyes glowed at the same time.

"Do you know her?" The sea rubbed his hands excitedly.

"Well, I not only know, but also know very well, because I am the first man of Lu e's little sister."

"You boast, green e's first time was clearly mine."

"No way. I'm the first man of green e's little fox."

"Bah, it's me."

"Me too."

"Huh?"

When they were arguing, they found that everyone had not only slept with lu'e, but also seemed to have her first time.

Well,

Yan Dahai's face is expressionless. In fact, he has

But he opened his mouth and didn't know how to argue with them

so

The old mayor leaned on his crutch and coughed: "you are still young and don't know much.

The key is that you are not familiar with green E.

But the hundredth time between us, she took the initiative to tell me.

She has a gift called "the original is the same!"

"The original?"

"Good guy, there is such a talent and magic power. It's really powerful." Many strong men looked at the old mayor with admiration.

I never thought that you could make it a hundred times when you are so old?

As for Yan Dahai?

His face was already black.

What is the reason why he went all the way from Jiangnan to Beiliang to find his wife?

Isn't it because green e gave it to him for the first time?

That's why the sea decided to be a man and vowed to take her home.

As a result

It turned out like this?

"No, I don't believe it." Yan Dahai took a deep breath. His body trembled and said, "you lied to me, we may not be the same person.

Green e is a very simple and lovely female fox spirit.

The first time... She didn't understand anything at all, and I took the initiative. "

"The same. You two haven't known each other for a long time. Otherwise, when she takes the initiative, she won't be human."

"Almost. Hey, hey, hey." Many strong men spoke in unison, and their smiles were extremely obscene.

"You're lying." Yan Dahai was about to cry. He was cruel again and shouted, "do you also have a birthmark of a small gourd and goose egg on the right side of lv'e's ass?"

Once you say that.

Both the mayor and other people were lost in thought.

Birthmarks of small gourd and goose egg?

Ah, this

Not really.

After all, in their impression, the birthmarks on green e's ass are also different.

The approximate shape is as follows.

11. 23, 38, 54, 66, 75, etc.

In this regard,

After some serious thinking, Xu Xian.

He never thought that the Arabic numerals in the world were invented by green e?

good heavens,

Isn't Dahai her 80th boyfriend?

Hiss

How many old and young men are there in Taiwu town?

Is it true that when I go out to buy a bottle of wine, I can meet a man who has been to you?

Why did green e marry the sea?

Maybe... It was because she was forced to marry a man eating lion that she decided to be good and planned to marry an honest man with money and good kidney, right?

of course,

These are some guesses. Xu Xian really dare not say it.

The old mayor narrowed his eyes and said with emotion: "let alone whether the green E in your mouth is alone with the green E in our mouth."

"There is only one Taiwu fox tribe near our Taiwu town."

"And since the early generation of Taiwu adults, our Taiwu town and Taiwu fox people have supported and improved each other."

"As for how deep our feelings are... You should also know."

"So what do you three really want to do? Let's talk straight."

It's a rumor in the cultivation world.

There are some special fox people's favorite places to live, often where there are groups of Wufu.

Because those fox people are born with some double cultivation secrets. They are very good at picking Yang and tonifying Yin.

But ordinary people often can't stand such training. They basically have to hang up a few times and recover slowly.

Even ordinary monks can't stand it

For example, ordinary people like Yan Dahai are rare in the world.

However, Wufu cultivates Qi and blood and recovers very quickly.

Therefore, the relationship between Taiwu town and Taiwu fox tribe is obvious.

It can be regarded as mutual benefit and strong alliance.

The first generation of Taiwu is also a cruel man.

Xu Xian touched her chin and said in a deep voice, "green e, the fiancee of the sea, seems to be forced by her people to marry a lion spirit. The purpose of our trip is to save her."

"Lion spirit?" The mayor's face changed slightly, and the rest of the people were startled. It was obvious that they knew something.

final.

The old mayor, who was called Jiege in his early years, was brave. He said in a deep voice: "the lion spirit you are looking for, if I guessed correctly, it should be a demon king in the Qilian Mountains."

"Demon world demon says: Lion King."

"His wife is a dog king. The couple can be called evil doers."

"They also have a son named poodle, which is even worse."

"Although Taiwu fox people support and help each other with us..."

"But as a demon family, they always have to abide by the rules of the demon world in Qilian Mountain."

"Even when Taiwu's descendants were alive, they could only defend this third of an acre and dared not challenge the two demon kings."

"In fact, you got some wrong clues..."

"Because the lion king is not going to get a wife."

"But the sons of the two demon kings, that is, the poodle, seemed stupid..."

"They are going to marry some daughters-in-law for their son..."

"As a result, the poodle talked all day about 'little sword repair', 'why hasn't little sword repair come yet', 'where has little sword repair gone'?"

"Even if he married his daughter-in-law, he didn't recover. He even ate several demon women who had been married."

Hear this.

Xu Xian touched his chin, poodle?

Um... I haven't heard of it.

I don't know who he's looking for?

Why did you force him like this?

It's really too much.

That's the son of two demon kings.

The sons of two land demon immortals, the realm is not too low, right?

Now the sword repair has made him mentally ill?

The old mayor continued: "Taiwu fox clan is under the jurisdiction of the two demon kings. It may also be asked to marry a person. As for whether it is green e or not?"

"We don't know much about it..."

"Because the mountain has been closed by heavy snow for two months, and there are signs that Taiwu's descendants have long been possessed, we didn't dare to go up the mountain."

"I see. Dare you ask brother Jie if he can tell us the location of Taiwu fox clan...?" The sea and air chimed in.

"Yes, I can." The old mayor nodded, stroked his beard and said, "but can you do us a small favor in Taiwu town this time?"

"Just say it, old man." Since Yan Dahai discovered that the birthmarks on the buttocks of the "green e's" were different, he suddenly came back to his spirit.

"You know, Taiwu descendants in our town are possessed..." the old mayor sighed sadly: "I'm waiting to cultivate a Taiwu descendant, and I don't know how long it will take.

So after you go up the mountain, can you help us catch dozens of

Ice crickets! "

"Hiss..." Xu Xian, Yan Dahai and the sea and air took a breath at the same time.

good heavens,

It's cool in the north.

Is there an extraordinary creature like this ice cricket here?

What are you doing with them?

Let me give you a voice to relieve your boredom?

Seeing their puzzled eyes, the old mayor sighed: "just when Taiwu's descendants were possessed, he broke the cage with ice crickets, resulting in the death of all the ice crickets inside.

But don't underestimate the crickets in the Qilian Mountains.

spring, summer, autumn and winter.

Crickets with different seasons have various abilities.

If we gather the crickets in spring, summer, autumn and winter, their calls can prevent and drive away the demons and ghosts who come to make trouble every corresponding season.

When there were no Taiwu descendants in Taiwu Town, we all depended on crickets to survive... "

Saying,

The old mayor wiped his tears, and so did other strong men.

This scene can really be called a strong man crying

Just sauce.

Xu Xian took over the task of [catching 30 ice crickets] from the NPC mayor.

The reward is a few martial arts secrets of Taiwu Town, which are optional.

But,

If you catch the ice cricket king.

They can also have a close contact with Taiwu sword to see if they are suitable to become Taiwu heirs.

Unfortunately, for this kind of task reward.

The three of Xu Xian are really not interested. They are just good people.

………………

On the Qilian Mountain with snow above the knee.

Even if the martial arts master with six or seven grades of cultivation comes up, it will be inconvenient to move.

But for Xu Xian and Haikong,

Hey, that's playing!

Each can step on the snow without trace.

alike,

Because the sea didn't want to stay in Taiwu Town, Xu Xian gave him a super double lightness buff.

This makes the speed of the three on their way not slow.

Of course, it's certainly not very fast.

Because Yan Dahai and Hai Kong are very enthusiastic about catching ice crickets

Basically, where there is a slight movement, they will quietly touch it and try to catch it.

From a certain point of view, ice crickets are also related to the safety of the people in Taiwu town. If they can do so, they also reflect their kindness.

Just looking at... Why is it a little unseemly.

This is equivalent to running to do a task. As a result, if you run, you won't do business.

"Brother, you two are catching it. It's dark and we can't catch up with the territory of Taiwu fox clan." Xu Xian pulled the corners of her mouth, quite helpless.

"Soon, there will be thirty in a minute." The sea bears roared without looking back.

"Master Hai Kong, how many did you catch?"

"Seven of me, where are you?"

"I just caught four, which made you a step faster?" Yan Dahai took a deep breath and held his breath again.

He decided to catch a large ice cricket king. Since the quantity can't compare, he can only fight for quality.

Although I'm not interested in becoming a descendant of Taiwu.

But what the sea didn't expect is that catching crickets also has a sense of achievement.

It also gives people a feeling that the more they grasp, the more they want to grasp.

so

Xu Xian looked expressionless for a while

Then,

He also joined the team of catching ice crickets.

Well, it smells good.

It's fun.

………………

Qilian Mountains.

Taiwu Fox family, in a very warm cave.

There are dozens of fox spirits here.

They all knelt down in cool clothes in front of an old woman.

"Taiwu mother-in-law."

"Green E has been caught back by us, but if he doesn't hand it over, the lion king will certainly give us a hand..."

"I'm so scared. I'd better send green e away."

"Yes, green e doesn't obey the rules at all. She always steals our men with the help of her natural powers."

"How many years has she been practicing? Her accomplishments are almost higher than ours."

A group of fox spirits complained.

In addition, there are dozens of foxes in this fox cave.

As for this fox tribe, why don't they have men?

I can only say

Taiwu fox people have a special skill.

That is the ability to change gender once more at the time of initial incarnation.

as everyone knows,

Fox women have a high status in the cultivation world, and they are more open

Basically, you can go whoring all the way.

This also leads to the fact that there is no male fox spirit in the Taihu Fox family.

While Taiwu's mother-in-law looked at many daughters and granddaughters, she could only sigh and slowly turned her eyes to the green e sitting on the ground and crying.

She said in a deep voice, "green e, for the future of our Taiwu Fox family, you'd better marry."

"Maybe you just married, the poodle's head is good..."

Green e looked at her mother-in-law with tears and choked: "mother-in-law, I don't want to marry a poodle. Obviously, mother-in-law says I'm the most promising, and there are the most men who have whored.

Besides, after I married, who will help the people do business and manage money? "

"But you drew the lot yourself, and my mother-in-law can't help you..." Taiwu's mother-in-law sighed.

"I don't know. The poodle will eat me."

"Somebody, send her." My mother-in-law was so cruel that she asked someone to put it up and send it away.

Otherwise, this matter will drag on. After the lion king is angry, I don't know how many people will die in Taiwu Fox family.

However,

When green e was sent away, it was completely dark.

The fox cave became lively again.

A group of fox spirits looked at the water curtain mirror and swallowed their saliva.

This object can see everything within a ten mile radius. It can not only prevent the enemy from attacking, but also find the people of Taiwu town who go up the mountain to pay rent.

Unfortunately, the mountain was closed by heavy snow.

In addition to some skilled Wufu who went up the mountain to hunt and collect medicine, they were lucky to meet, drain and escape

During this time, the people of Taiwu town rarely went up the mountain.

However,

At this time, on the water curtain mirror, there is a handsome little sword Xiu who makes people drool?

And according to this person's route, it seems to be the fox Cave

"Is it difficult? Is this man attracted by his name?"

"How could it be? He's so handsome. What kind of woman can't get it?"

"Yes, I just looked at him from a distance, and he couldn't close his legs ~"

"Eh, there are two people behind him."

"Oh, there are really two people who can move..."

"These two people look and feel so ugly."

"This sword is poisonous..."

"Hiss, absolutely poisonous..."

"I only looked at him once, and other men can't see it anymore. How can our sisters practice in the future?"

"Otherwise, tie him up and put him in a small dungeon?" Someone suggested.

Many fox spirits looked at each other and nodded together.

If ever, Taiwu fox people are proud of the number of men who have whored.

But after seeing Xu Xian today

They decided it was time for a change.

We should overcome quantity with quality.

It's obvious that the quality of one person is enough to top the number of countless men.