You Plus Me Equals

"What the hell? Do you have a screw loose?" Evan scoffed.

"I have insulted you this entire time, from like, right now, back all the way to when we first met... "

"All of it, all the time, insults... "

"I even punched you."

"Besides, I don't even like you! And you..."

"You don't even know me!" He said incredulously.

"Yes, but, but..." Sam said, pouting, he stuck out his big red and puffy swollen bottom lip, convincingly.

Evan's stomach flipped excitedly. He shivered, but ignored it. And started walking away again.

"We can make Leo happy!" Sam called after him.

Evan stopped about four feet away from Sam.

He turned back to look at him.

Sam smiled and motioned with one finger in front of him, then down at the ground. Summoning Evan back to him.

Evan stared at him annoyed but still walked back. An unhappy scowl plastered on his face.

'God couldn't this beast of an idiot know when he should give up.' Evan wanted to growl. 'He was trying his very best not to give into temptation. And Sam was not making it easy!'

"See, I thought you would come back." Sam didn't continue but stood there smiling smugly at Evan.

Evan glowered and gave out a small, curt growl. But sighed.

Sam smiled. He must think I have just given into his charms. 'He is misunderstanding the growl for a begrudging acceptance of his plan, shouldn't you correct him?'

Evan sighed.

"How can we make Leo happy by both us dating each other?" He asked the question to give into Sam's flair for the dramatic.

"Leo is shy and Max is an idiot, so, that means kids like them will naturally avoid any awkward situations that could happen." Sam smiled as if overjoyed to be allowed to continue the brilliant scheme he had just concocted on the spot.

"Like this one.." Evan muttered.

"Which means that they will naturally try to avoid each other," Sam said, continuing on as if Evan hadn't spoken.

"I want to avoid this conversation." Evan sniped.

Sam gave him a look of annoyance.

"So if you and I date and invite them out with us because... Oh, say we don't want to be alone on the first few dates because we are shy..."

Evan scoffed, "You... Shy... Pfft."

Sam gave him a look.

"It could happen." He insisted, flushing.

Evan glanced away then back. Trying to compose himself.

"They will be forced to spend time around each other. Time, which... We can use to bring them closer together." Sam finished, Clearly waiting for Evan's elated words of encouragement and flattery at his wonderful idea.

Evan stood straighter and actually thought about it for a moment, thought about what this harebrained fool was wanting to do. And how it kind of benefited him too.

'And it could benefit him.'

'But he didn't think Sam was fully aware of just what he was offering. What it would all entail. They would have to actually be together for a time to be convincing. Touch each other, kiss each other... Be close, doing intimate things.' Evan shivered delectably, it wasn't a terrible thought.

'After all, he had been pent up lately, he had been looking for a release too. Life was just stressful sometimes, and a s.e.x.u.a.l fling could be very good for him. It really wasn't a terrible idea at all.' He looked Sam up and down.

'And if he was honest. Sam was a freaking snack.'

'A delicious, delicate, posh little bite, he wanted to tear into. A snack that was being offered to him of its own free will.' He shivered with excitement.

'Sam was extremely enticing, a temptation almost too good to resist.'

'He almost couldn't wait to delve into him, to feel him w.h.i.n.e beneath him. The feeling of that naive s.e.xy man turning into putty in his hands.' Evan s.u.c.k.e.d in his bottom lip and stared into those beautiful clear dark chocolate brown eyes.